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Fmghewzy:
Yeah ,I like my steel strong abs and broad chest.

I don't not want bulky arms and yam legs, so I don't work on those

Omo, you gather oo.

Good luck to anyone you beat up. I am sure you have a quick temper.

Fmghewzy:
Nope ,not that light-skinned.

But light-skinned enough to see my green veins.


Sometimes my complexion changes, at times,I could be fair and sometimes not so fair.

So your stature falls under number 4 or 5?

Fmghewzy:
Lol this not true ooo.

Those gays guy are usually skinny and feminine in structure.

Look at that bobrisky guy, James brown dude.
All skinny

Bobrisky is the feminine gay...you know, the ones positioned below. The muscular ones usually are 'on top' that 'dominate' if you know what I mean.

Alot of muscular males are gay.

Fmghewzy:
Not too muscular, I am not dark .
Kinda light-skinned.

Do you turn red when you get embarrassed?

Fmghewzy:
I used to be sort of muscular, a girl I had a crush on told me she doesn't like muscles and veins.

I toned down on those muscle building exercise

Good for you cause na gay dey grow muscles now.

Fmghewzy:
Na broom be that naa.

There should be a little bit of muscles na.

I guess you like those tall ,slender aboki guys or feminine-looking Korean dudes

Between two and three with little flesh is ok na. ..I don't like lanky dudes especially those with big forehead or round faces...they have bad character.

So you are muscular? Are you dark too?

harlee:
Hello,it's been a while indeed..
I don't know if I'm posting this in the right section but anyways I want to rant here..
I don't know why I always always have women problems everywhere I go,no matter how much time I stay there.like there's always a ladies or group of ladies as the case maybe that would just hate my guts, wouldn't reply my greetings,and not want to talk to me at all.one painful thing is ladies in this category are usually my friends before all of a sudden,they start acting weird and end up not talking to me.
I wanna know, could it be my fault?is there something I ain't doing right?but when I check balance am,I no see wetin I do.. what do you think could be wrong?

Are you short, lanky or muscular like a beast? Na this type of males girls no one see with their eye.

Sorry.

Between two and three but with less muscles biko.

Fmghewzy:
There is no need to suspect me naa.
Why would I lie about having an alternate account lol .


Honestly I don't have

Ok.

Fmghewzy:
The very few chronic mad ones.lol.

But I guess you guys already reconciled

I still dey suspect you. One day, I will know your alternate monikers.

Sniper04:
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How I Laid Heavy Curses On A Simp (real Life Experience) by BabaJideAFONJA(f): 11:16pm On Apr 18
I am marriage counselor by training just this evening, i got a call from a supposed client his voice sounded down and depressed. courtesy demands i asked what the problem was. Immediately i asked the SIMP his problem, he unleashed without delays and remorse his irritating stories of how he has been a SIMPle fool, to a girl with a very ugly past who even cheated on him in the course of their relationship but he forgave her because of "I too love her". Immediately i heard she cheated and i forgave her because of love, i became overly disgusted and heartbroken. I hated him immediately, though i had to pretend to be listening to his rants for about 12 seconds before cutting the SIMP off my line, and Immediately switched off my phone. His voice disgusted me to my marrows. I am happy i didn't let the bloody SIMP go unpunished as i took out about 3 hours of my time to lay curses on him and to every SIMP out there, that will forgive or has forgiven a cheating GF or Wife. Please do the needful this very night. Let her go back to the slums where she belongs. Don't be too much of a SIMPle man it reduces ones live span.

This one don miss road.

The fear of acid is the beginning of wisdom.

BeanmanX:
How did u settle ur differences with koyyes/venumx? because I could remember vividly how y'all fought so hard early this year,,, Satanist even defamed her and cloned her account,, accusing her of things she never did,,,few days ago i noticed dat Satanist don't troll her anymore,,, infact I think they now communicate through WhatsApp and I was completely shocked,,,I was surprised how it happened

Fmghewzy, come and see what I am going through.

You try.

I barely get attracted these days.

E be like say blood no dey flow for my veins again.

I don't trust balding males.

Fmghewzy:
Yeah, I think I need to see a doctor lol.

I don't sleep during the day,even at night.
I don't have the urge to sleep.



Lol,I get what you mean.....
You want to to sleep, goodnight

See a doctor then.

Good nyt.

Fmghewzy:
Why did you say so?


And are you being honest ,when you said you were married

You no dey sleep?

Fmghewzy:
That you are my aunty.I don't really care to be honest.


But that you are married,haahh .
Painment,my plan yafff pafukaa

No plan for the bolded oo...

Fmghewzy:
Damnit lol.

Hope you are not lieing to chase me off

Which one is less disappointing....that I am your aunty or that I am married?

Fmghewzy:
C'mon stoooopittt.

Except you married, I won't accept this aunty stuff

I am married.
My hubby is abroad.

Fmghewzy:


God that was scary
But doesn't mean anything.

If you could tell me your age, maybe I could tell you what am thinking

I am your aunty ok?

Fmghewzy:


What makes you think so.

And what do you think am thinking.

See my pic below.

chuksanambra:
Uyo is the capital of Biafra for ease of administration.

You don insult your people be that.

Fmghewzy:

If only you knew that, telling me you're older only makes me more interested.

So long you are not 30 and above


But it's not bad,and what makes you so sure that you are older

E be like say all the things wey you don imagine for your head done cast ooo.

No be am at all.

I will try this.

Fmghewzy:
I don't have an elder sister lol.

I am tempted to ask for your age ,but I know girls be doing Ako.

So just ans the question,I don't mind it .

Yea, i knew you were getting there so I answered in advance. I am your elder sister.

Fmghewzy:
How tall are you?

I am your elder sister.

Hmmn

Life is tough.

Fmghewzy:
So which one did I get right

Petite.

Fmghewzy:
The portion set aside for farming not really big,dad cemented the compound.

My mom already has banana trees,and some vegetables.

Am thinking peppers and vegetables.

That's the only thing there is space for.


I tried corn,cause I saw my neighbor plant some.
Am yet to see anything grow lol.

Find what easily grows around your area and plant it. Pepper and vegetables refused to grow here in my zone.

Fmghewzy:
Troublesome girl,
Maybe one day I will know you in "real-life".

But for now,let me just continue with image I picture in my head.

(5ft 5 , light-skinned.
Petite with sharp mouth.
Troublesome girl)

I am guessing 23 , studied nursing lol

Which one did I get right.



Something tells me I failed all, especially that light-skinned part .

Apt. . I give you 2/10.

Fmghewzy:
Nigeria is setting everyone straight, everyone was Rushing blue collar jobs .
Engineering or nothing
Medicine or nothing
Lol


I recently got some stuff for my mum, I realized
How expensive foodstuffs are getting.

I have decided to have a backyard farm.

Used to have one, growing up(when my grandma was alive).
Although it was just for fun.


But this time around.....

So what kind of farming do you have in mind?