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CaptEColeJnr:
Hello Doc Venus. Please can a newly admitted Engineering student get a bed space in NDDC hostel?? Abeg.. I need ur answer

Nah... Not even all BMS students get space. There were a few non-Med students with long legs last year sha to fill the remaining space nt filled or cleared by Medical students. But dis tym its going to be hard cos d spaces are being tightly held on to by UBEMSA.

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SirDavico:
Somebody should pls reply me asap I was ineligible to apply for screening....so I had given up all hopes of getting into UNIBeN oooo.

Today I logged into my kofa page and found out I've been givven invitation slip for third batch face 2 face screening....
Now the problem is.... I was scheduled for wends 5th octor 2016 I've missed my screening What can I do abeg

Cc: blu eto , Venus007 , imdha rey , Geof avor , Robinh ez et'al
Pls epp me

Hmmmm... Eyah. This is why one should always flow with info till d very end. I heard UNIBEN is done with screening. If so, there is nothing that can be done. So sorry.... If u stay in Benin or close by, you can always stroll to CPRU nd tell dem abt ur case.

fucklil:
Has UNIBEN really resumed??

We will knw on Monday.

rafa9:
wow 4k tfare. but you can't apply from home. You can stay with someone off k or apply for temporary space while u sort things

Dnt worry. A coursemate will do it for me.

rafa9:
if u are close to benin just come with school fees print and put your name on the list at clinical hostel. Spaces are reserved for your class.

Thats d problem. Imnt close to Benin. I stay in Lagos.

rafa9:
You'd better start coming. Nobody will stop the calendar for you when the exams start pouring in like victoria falls. This is the best time to start paging.

Lol. I cnt come down to Benin until things start. Even Benin coursemates avnt resumed. Theres no rush. Accomodation is a big problem. Dey are still confused. So no point rushing dwn. Who says Imnt paging at home?

Geofavor:
abi na ...

Just relax well before you storm benin. This is when real work begins.

Lol. Ikr? This will be my longest holiday in Med schl. So Im in no hurry to end it.

RobinHez:
shouting kills the fun

Am just telling u.

Geofavor:
School resumes today.. Venus007, dhara y88, robin hez, ebay ray

It appears you are going to start the new session before the freshers for the first time ever.

Lol. Dnt mind UNIBEN dat one na official stats. Im still enjoying my holiday in Lag sha. I cnt shout.

YorubasAreStupid:
Abeg make una do end this admission saga. Make 2017 aspirants start up cos we are becoming impatient. Na wetin na. This 2016 admissions sef na palava all through.
Pls is it true that the calendar for 2016/2017 session is out?
And pls when will 2016/2017 second semester end so that 2017/2018 will resume when admitted.
Any idea?
Venus 007, Robhin ez, Geof avor et al

Lol. This one hasnt even ended..... There isnt a feasible calendar now. It still says we are resuming 7th of Oct nd starting lectures 10th of Oct.
2nd semester will end around July. Nd u next set will resume around this time next year too.

SUG UPDATE 05/10/2016

Greetings Uniben Intellectuals, hope your day was perfect.
In line with the update about hostel application, this is to inform us that....
■ After a long meeting that ended this evening, the Dean of Students has mandated that Temporary Accommodation be given to our ESTEEMED UNIBEN Students.
■ The HANDSOME BROTHERS are to MOVE TO HALL 2
■ Our BEAUTIFUL SISTERS are to move to HALL 4, UNIT ONE (1)
■ A Circular about the MAIN Hostel Application would be released by Tomorrow from the Office of the DEAN OF STUDENTS
■ There are one or two factors that needs to be attended to, these factors seem to be the reasons for the delay
■ The modalities, amount and venue for the application would be released along with the Circular from Student affairs
■ Please note that School fees payment has commenced
■ According to the UNIBEN Public Relations Officer, Resumption Date still remains 7th oct, 2016 while classes commenced 10th oct, 2016.
We look forward to seeing you return SAFE AND SOUND as your interest remains our utmost priority.
IKOTU GIDEON KELECHI represents your INTEREST PROACTIVELY BACK TO BACK....

Thanks for your usual cooperation.

Ikotu Gideon Kelechi
(Students' InfoBank)
Dir. Of Information (PRO)
08149191488

Happy Birthday Ebaray. Llnp

Geofavour, be laffing with ur big head there.

SantiRAMBO:
Anybody heard of Vector Tha Viper......King of WordPlay

Ho-Ha!!! V-E-C

Chisos Christ!!! ^^

Geofavor:
hehe. You're right again. I like the way you used the adjective MODERN. Gone are the days when tight lyrics distinguished emcees.

Lol. You cannot give me a run for my money. There's a lot in the game you don't know.
You can only give robin, bluto, kslib and co a run for their money, since they only listen to fuji music

Hahaha. See dis guy. Lemme not brag now sha. D day I nd 2 other girls were arguing abt The Game's new diss song fr Meek Mill, Drake nd Meek Mill. Some guys in our group were in shock.

CaptEColeJnr:
I'm a huge fan of both K.Lamar and J.Cole..they shouldn't be compared.. They are both dope

J. Cole is also bae oh. Forget. Fine boy aye. .... Nd his 'Cant get Enough' ft Trey will never get old for me. But I think K. Lamar is better.

Geofavor:
LOL. I thought you would like him, considering that you pay attention to VOICE. Dude be singing upandan. I don't even know which he is--a rapper or a singer?

Diss king? He only knows how to run his mouth. He was lucky the news that he dissed eminem has been debunked. If not, he would be on a wheelchair by now.

Lol. Wen I say 'voice', I dnt mean choir nah. Voice is for evrything frm rap to acting....Nd since almost all modern rappers av d same rythm its deir voices that distinguish them... Lol. U av no idea... Hez a good artist, Il give him that. I jst dnt lyk his personality. Nd dnt bliv that girls dnt like hip-hop oh. Id give a loooot of guys a run fr their money wen it comes to Hip-Hop and entertainment. Thanks to IG, E News nd Linda Ikeji.

Ebayray:
Loool, am fine .
Me I wanna resume o, miss many people .
Hehe you never chi chum chin. .
The Lord is ur strength o.

Abeg who many ppl epp? Amen oh

Ebayray:
Jeezy!!!!!!!!
How can you not like Drake.
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Lol. I always get that.

Geofavor:
Yeah, you're right. But his lyrics are the real deal. I can tell you love drake, too.

His lyrics are crayy. Funny enuf, Ion lyk Drake. He talks too much abeg. Always forming diss King.

Geofavor:
wait, did you say VOICE? Hope you know he's not a soprano singer?

Lol. Ur head there. .... His rap voice is distinct, its a little gruff but also smooth.

Geofavor:
Yeah. Kedric is not cole's mate though.

K. Lamar is bae. His voice gives me goosebumps.

Geofavor:
Okay. That is, they released cut-off and criteria used before the admission list, right?

My dear, UNIBEN will not tell u people anything. ;DIs somebody dat will come nd tell u guys to log into ur Kofa pages nd check ur status. Except dey change dis year, which I highly doubt.

Ebayray:
Hawayu ma'am. .
I trust your holidays are going well, ryt?.
I hope Mericine hasn't been stressful .

Idey oh. U?
Ha! Super well. I no even wan resume.
Na now I wan start real Medical schl oh.

Ebayray:
Hehehehe, our mericine woman aff spoken.

Lol. Madam Lorr

Jackossky:
Umm good morning my fellow naira landers

it will be insidious to brag or be rodomontade,like my Emulous partner depicted earlier, in person of (k sleep)all what he said made sense just that he lost some certain salient point which I will try to address and be succinct about ...

Firstly,you don't just discriminate and underestimate someone due to him/her being an aspirant..someone you know nothing about do wields much power than you can fathom, its not about the years you have spent in the school but what is upstair. Truth be told,I have no prejudice towards him,I only corrected him but it is attenuating and debilitating when he took it to another whole level which is THREATENING... it is ludicrous, right?


I remember when I was in laspotech,you don't just threaten someone you don't know, we are aspirant does not mean we have not been bleeped up,but difficulties make us tougher, I laughed when he called me juvenile,I just have to discard some of his vituperative statement due to the fact that I don't want be the egregious one...Some of *we* aspirant have been home for more than four years, the pain,agony,segregation yet we never gave up,it beat my imagination that someone will try to daunt someone like that...
furthermore, don't discriminate anyone due to the position you are,karma is a bitch. Human beings are like water they are bound to cross path,so if we escalate this little **** to another level, what are we going to say to each other if we cross path,not in Uniben but other bigger places,what are we going to say happened?.You don't know me now but you are trying to portray me as the culpable one which I am obviously not...

lastly, there are some things people will say that you just have to let go,not because you are powerless but because you are mature and wise...I rest my case,and I hope I have no cause to redress this issue again..Gracias

I wasnt going to comment on this b4 cos I hardly comment on fights, but I feel d strong urge to correct you. YOU OBVIOUSLY THREATENED HIM DIRECTLY FIRST. Jokingly or not, for someone who used his pic as his profile pic, thats utterly dumb. Nd we all knw d course u are vying for (which you may or may not get)so tracking you down will be a piece of cake.... You say u shudnt threaten someone u dnt knw, but u are d one who did exactly that cos u dnt knw him but he knws ur face. DONT START A FIRE AND COMPLAIN THAT YOU GOT BURNED! Stop playing victim abeg. We staylites are only here to help, dnt think we dnt av other things to do with our lives. Thats how one said we should stay away frm d thread after he/she almost died after dey released first list. You do not knw how many years he stayed at home either so dnt pull d pride or discrimination card. He would av done d same to a coursemate... Now let me tell u, IN UNIBEN HIERACHY IS RESPECTED A LOT. Ur senior colleague will almost always av d upper hand. Dey started d Uni race b4 u, so give them that respect. UNIBEN doesnt use age to give upper bunk or lower bunk. If u like be 43 in 100level nd ur bunkie is 17 in 200lvl, YOU WILL GET THE UPPER BUNK. That should explain something to you..... You should be praying to gain admission first instead of threatening what you will do wen ur admission status isnt known yet.... Goodluck.

mhizmercinda:
ok....tnk u.i will even go dere today to correct sumtin.......main auditorium rite

Yes dear. Wen u get dere jst ask d security men for diections. Its upstairs.

Ksslib:
@paulostical, you welcome.

Venus has really been helpful. Keep it up Doc

You av been very helpful too bruh, academically nd non-academically

mhizmercinda:
watz CPRU?

Like the ICT unit of UNIBEN. Its where ppl go to correct online errors in the Auditorium

paulostical:
Thanks, I appreciate your response f



Thanks for your response, well appreciated.
And I must also commend you guys (You, Robinhez, dharay88, Ksslb & others (sorry if I dint get the moniker)) for your help on this thread.

*Thumbs up

Thanks bruh. We were helped too

Geofavor:
He was invited, therefore, he should pay uniben a visit and see how it goes. They might be able to help him at the auditorium or so. Cc robin hez, venus007

Yep. I agree. Na dem mistake, he shud jump and grab d opportunity paulostical .... Left for me ehn, he should evn go to his center on his day first instead of d auditorium, cos dey might say its a mistake nd want to edit it fah. Or anyhow u guys prefer cos dey may agree to edit it nd fill his in WAEC result at CPRU.