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Easy! Come nd meet my Dad! He's a Marine sha.

lordkvng:
use fair n white.. lol..


babe m good o..2mao is Saturday and you're still unmarried.. How about we change that.

Dats sha what's on their calendar. It may happen. UNIBEN cn bcum Flash when they want to.

Princecalm:
I don't see that happening

Abi October 5th 4 freshers, nd Oct 12th 4 old students.

RobinHez:
November 4th...according to school calendar

I'm ok. Lol. I'm trying to stay fair oh. U?

lordkvng:
I missed you. 2days was like a quinquennium. How r you, Hope you're still fair like Morning sun.

Twas ok. Urs?

haywhy911:
hahaha,spit all u want..u cant change d fact dat u enjoy our thread. How waz ur nyt

its nw u remember me abi?

lordkvng:
sun flower, How r u?..... Venus007

Yep. #eagleeyed

RobinHez:
Wow! U saw that?
Well I wrote beautiful, buh I had a rethink...

Ahnahn. U'v modified it sef. I saw 'Beautiful!!!' b4 nah.

RobinHez:
Lol...next time, u're gonna have to be fast enough

*spits*..... Morning!

haywhy911:
lol,u ehn! U've got a liking 4 our thread... Goodmorning every1.

Robinhez has taken d word I was gonna use to describe ur write-up..... So, I'll jst say.... Hilarious!

honorwrites:
EKOSODIN

I was telling Obinna that the sand in Ekosodin was enough to build a sky scraper, and then he said 'Go hire tipper come carry am nah, sheybi you get land for lagos abi?'
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This was my second visit to Benin, the first time I came was in 2011, I had come to write my first putme which unfortunately didn't work out (smh olodo girl like me). This is my second visit, and this time I came straight from school.
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My first visit, Chudy was in 200level then. I had him and my big cousins take me around for sight seeing, my eyes saw things. 'If you know how to look front, start looking front now and pretend you didn't see anything' Chudy said as he pulled me to the extreme left and we headed for home. It was when we reached his lodge that myself came back to me.
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Our conversations were mostly in pidgin, I spoke pidgin so well I couldn't believe it was actually me speaking, it was so good that I started using it to converse with my parents when I finally arrived home,it just managed to always slip into my mouth each time I had something to say and then my mum was like '...just one week in benin and you've forgotten how to speak english, then tell me what happens when you finally have to spend four years?'
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'All she need do is apply to study pidgin english and GBAM! She dosen't even have to do the exam sef! Admission straight!' That was Oge.
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So since then, I would always rehearse my words over and over to ensure I was 'pidgin free' before making any statement.
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So this memories keep coming back as I trudge the street of Ekosodin battling with the sand that has chosen to tag along with me. Only that this time around, I have decided to come with trailers on my next visit!

I've read a little of it. There's anoda 1 I read fully buh Imnt sure if its d 1 by aburo Shakespeare.

IamTobie:
Venus, haf you read Venus and Adon.is by shakespeare?

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As in.... Dat guy is a murderer! Hian! KingSLAY! Even when u dnt undastand what he's writing, u'll jst find urself flowing with his rhythm.

ShutTheFhuckUp:

c'mon, dats murder na.
Blueto n Ray na nursery 2 students for
where Kingsley dey blow grammar.

Me sef! *grabs popcorn nd peppersoup*

RobinHez:
I like this

Lmao!

Yonddaime:
OYA OOO...Dis tym around I must talk..ELEPHANTINE DICTION.LOL..KIP m coming..But criously u guys ar d same.But its kul.Dnt av any prob wit ur big grammer.

Lmao! Funniest part is dat my comment wasnt evn solely directed at them. Only dharay will undastand.

IamTobie:
Na Ray strong for english pass bluto... But that one no mean say thunder no go fire two of them for intimidating us....


Venus, leave them, the devil is at work...

... I jst keep quiet when ppl on NL will be blowing grammar. Esp dat UNILORIN thread. Wrong use of tenses, words dat dnt exist, joining words dat dnt go 2geda or words dat are nt even connectd to d situation will jst be flying. D only persn dat has actually impressed me beyond d extraordinary is dat Son Of Mark guy. Dat guy's command of English is out of Earth! Out of Venus sef! Totally impeccable!

ShutTheFhuckUp:

leave dem o0, na
ovafeedinq dey cus am.

I didnt say anyone was showing off, did I?

Yonddaime:
yes easy communicatn is key..But it doesnt necessarily mean he's showing off.Prob dat hw he iz.Probably.

Huh?

Yonddaime:
let every body build on their strength n natural wit.

Exactly! U cnt go to a village in Auchi nd be blowing big big grammar! Its pointless. Languages were created 4 COMMUNICATION, nt 4 show off!

Ray360:
Reading and mental perception should be an effortless exercise. especially in an open chat-
forum like this.

U'r wlkm.

Ijehk7:
ahahahah tanx anyway

Nah. I jst peek into other Universities' threads 4rm time to time. [quote author=Jackossky post=37386336][/quote]

Lol. How was it? Unexpected?

IamTobie:
On a ride back... I've written... Uniben has plan.... Hmmm.... Saw the unexpected....hm..

*singing* We wish u a Merry Christmas, We wish u a Merry Christmas.....chai! Sorry.....Happpyyy Birthday to u!(x2) Wishing you every positive thing you wish urself dear! Av a blast.

Ijehk7:
A succesful man is one who can lay a firm
foundation with the bricks others have thrown at
Him. Do not ask for perfection in all you do, bt for
WISDOM not to repeat mistakes.

Today is my birthday guys.. #Celebrate with #ME

Lol. And we arnt? They post it wella on one medical students thread dat I follow. Those ones are already 'STUDENTS' oh.

haywhy911:
ah dunt fink dahz d reason. It may be that they realised we are immune 2 their tricks

Lol. Twas d 4mer dp.

Jackossky:
Hmm why is your dp showing only your leg and guyz are drooling over you[color=][/color]

Or is there anything they are seeing that am not seeing[color=][/color]

Yea. D UNILORIN thread isnt too popular. I guess dats why. They spam UI nd UNILAG as much as dey do here.

haywhy911:
actually,they do buh not as much as they spam urs

Naaah. She's too busy taking care of little baby Cupid.

RobinHez:
This is Venus's statue...u can ask her
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7b/d5/cb/7bd5cbbde812d34227c2228465e5c8e1.jpg

Lol. Nah. We get dem lyk once in 15 pages. Dey dnt spam ur thread? Hmmm. Weird.

haywhy911:
venus007,its thiz kind of guy that boosted ur thread.lol.

Hmmm, lemme ask Queen Idia....

haywhy911:
venus,please where is ur friend,adah96?.

Aloha!

Ijehk7:
venus007

True! Ppl dnt get that 'helping' only reduces their chances. Its jst a limited space thats available, if twas otherwise, I wudda crammed all my questns 4 others.

Asapchow:
Today in my centre, I heard some fortunate peeps talking about about the questions others told them that they came out. This is a Competition not a group project.


just saying.