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Adah96:
Godwin10 o: adonblivit

Lol. I dey here oh. Una no well. Lol. Na my boyfrnd open page one, dahz all dat matters. *sips tapioca*

Pukka36:
Ijehk7




Isiomalistic@gmail.com




MTN



Dharay make I collect Ur own?




Wia Venus007?

LWKMD!!! *falls from Obeche tree* Pukka36, they are talking to u oh.

If u dey d service, u 4 understand. I jst dey wonder where Nitrogen(I)0xide dey cum from or when Joker enta chrch.

Pukka36:
It was fine! Lol@Ur face...U'll soon grow old

JayBray:
Correction! Scriptures has always existed. Mab then it wasn't called the bible but it existed. Have u 4gtn dt even wen Jesus was being tempted he said "it is written". Even way bk in d old testament josiah found d scriptures. He called it d book of the law. It has always existed. It just existed in diff scrolls,written in hebrew. Nowadays,ppl translate it to english versions hence d diff types of bible. Now ask urself ds,is there any machine or equipment without an instruction manual? Even wen it is locally made,d manufacturer writes down a thing or two to direct d users on how to use it or repair any broken part. Now we r God's creations with the bible as our user manual. Everyone has a conscience. Fine! Agreed. Guess what,I ve a radio,a very big one. It doesn't work. But I ve one. Now is it my ownership that matters? Or the functionality? Having a conscience alone doesn't guarantee one a good future or eternity

Chei! U ehn... Service dey ok oh. Pastor jst dey crack old ppl joke, all of dem dey laugh, meanwhile my face jst strong like eba wey dem open overnight. . Ur own nko?

Pukka36:
Lol
Na from my mama belle
How was service/mass?

U nd Adah96 are jst crooks! Ah no knw whr dem find una frm.

Pukka36:
Choi,babe!
Because of how much credit U wan get HBP?
Wah will be will be



Na me go open am sha

Ya a bad feem watcher. U cnt enjoy d suspense bah?

Adah96:
okay just wanted to b sure...I googled it

Yup. She said its CeCe.

Adah96:
Mona? gay ke ...interesting.... A is CeCe drake abi?

I dunno what her name is. U knw I dnt rily follow it. Il ask my sista later.

Adah96:
Mona? gay ke ...interesting....
A is CeCe drake abi?

I read everything. I enjoyed it. . But this isnt d right place.

Ijehk7:
chai, i don taya.. Hope u guys are enjoying it?

Nor mind dem. She's alive. She's in A's dollhouse. A kidnapped all d girls except Alison nd took them to d dollhouse to torment them. I think dat Mona girl is gay sef cos I saw her kissing on of d dark girls. Inyama!

Adah96:
Mona ain't dead? A killed her ...n she died...lol n then he or she kept d body in d booth ...I lso saw d body with my korokoro eye
lol beta ask your sis ....
oh i'll check it out ...

No no no. Venus is a peaceful planet. She'l never hurt her sister planet.

RobinHez:
lool...ya planet wants to blind the earth yh?
anyways, i believe you.

Pukka36:
If ah slap U

Mona isnt dead. I dnt evn watch it lyk dat. I jst peek over my sister's shoulders whenever she watches it weekly. Nd Devious Maids too.

Adah96:
lmao ...I never reach dat plc oh...still in season 5....something tells me Mona isnt really dead ...just like Alison ...I thought she was actually dead... all diz pple wi not ki someborry....
n I hope A is finally 'A'....

Puhlizz! My planet ain't gat no time 4 dat.

RobinHez:

They resumed b4 dat 30th of May sef. Dats y I bliv we may resume by 5th of October.

Chrislinton:
1ST SEMESTER 2014/2015

06/01/2015 – New Students come into residence for 2014/2015 academic session.



09/01/2015 –13/01/2015 – Business Committee of Senate meets to consider lower level Sessional Results for 2013/2014 academic session.



14/01/2015-21/01/2015 Senate meets to consider Sessional results for higher levels for 2014/2015 academic session.

17/01/2015 – Old students come into residence for 2014/2015 Academic Session.



19/01/2015 – 1st Semester lectures begin for 2014/2015 session.



06/03/2015 – Deadline for Registration and payment of school charges/ fees for 2014/2015 academic session.



20/03/2015 – Matriculation.



10/04/2015 – End of 1st Semester Lectures for 2014/2015.



13/04/2015-17/04/2015 – Revision.



20/04/2015 – Examinations begin in Faculties of Education/Pharmacy/Engineering/Life Sciences/Physical Sciences.



24/04/2015 – CED Exams



25/04/2015 – General Studies Examinations.



27/04/2015 –15/05/2015 – Other Faculties Examinations.



16/05/2015 – Students go down for 1st Semester Break.



2ND SEMESTER 2014/2015

30/05/2015 – Students come into residence for 2nd Semester.



01/06/2015 – 2nd Semester lectures begin.



21/08/2015 – 2nd Semester lectures end.



24/08/2015 – 28/08/2015 – Revision.



31/08/2015 – Examinations begin in Faculties of Education/Pharmacy/Engineering/Life Sciences/Physical Sciences.



04/09/2015 – CED Exams.



05/09/2015 – General Studies Exams.



07/09/2015–18/09/2015 – Other Faculties Exams.



19/09/2015 – Students go down (End of 2014/2015) Session.



05/10/2015 – New students come into residence for 2015/2016 academic session



12/10/2015 – Schools/Faculties/Institutes/Departmental Board of Studies and Examinations meet to consider 2014/2015 Sessional Results.



19/10/2015-23/10/2015 – Business Committee of Senate meets to consider results for lower level.



26/10/2015-30/10/2015 – Senate meets to consider Sessional Results for higher levels for 2014/2015 academic session.



31/10/2015 – Old students come into residence for 2015/2016 academic session.



02/11/2015 – Lectures begin for 2015/2016 1st Semester academic session.

Mtchew. Dat mumu mumu series. Since mawning dia jst telling us who 'A' is. They wee soon say its nt her again nw. Mtchew. Awon oniranu, isnor me dey wee run mad.

Adah96:
no
pretty little liars

Na'im dem come change to G&C (make I tushen d name small 4 u )

honorwrites:
Accounting

Adah96, keep calm like Robinhez said. Trust me, Jupiter is very far off from my planet. And we ain't getting that close anytime soon. #okbye

Mtchew. Fahhear.

RobinHez:
Hahaha...my dear are u scared?

Its an Hoax jhor...this nonsense actually started last year, and they said it would happen last year december, now they just changed dates and put pictures just to deceive.
The process that is being described is baseless and can't cause such kinda darkness...

http://m.ibtimes.co.in/hoax-busted-nasa-confirms-earth-will-experience-6-days-total-darkness-december-fake-612353

Me? Afear of sumthing? Dnt let dem hear u outside oh. Lol. What course did u apply 4?

honorwrites:
she can fearrr! Fear-fear

Kikiki. Is Pukka36 rat cause it ho.

Adah96:
y did he mention us sef?....can u explain y? cuz I didn't understand d whole story ...i got lost


*modified *

oooh nvm ....read it over agn ...rme

. U jst wan fall my hand.

Pukka36:

Sorry Madam Venun007 I dey find Ur shrouble

Pukka36, nor mention me 4 dat thread nah.

Errm..... Abeg, na after I don gain admissn do clearance finish oh. If nt, ah no dey.

honorwrites:
korrect! we fit plan ambush nah... E go work

Lmao! Na Dibu Ojerinde need guidiance nd 'CANCELLING'.... D man no get direction.

honorwrites:
I tire o... I only got to know about its existence when I was preparing a Resume for one corper, little did I know that God was already revealing to me my fate... 'Guidiance and Counselling'

Jamb no get conscience at all

Lool. Dnt even knw d schl.

honorwrites:


Sometime last week, I was playing with my phone. Then it occured to me to check jamb website and see for myself were this people dem carry me go true-true... To my greatest shock and utmost dismay, they had stupidly and blindly transfered me to 'IGNATIUS AJURU' university of education PHcity, and to make matters worse, they proudly offered me 'GUIDIANCE and COUNSELLING' as a course to study for four good years.

Jesus be a fence! There was no amount of insult I didn't dash jamb that day... Imagine, of all courses, Guidiance and Counselling?

Haba!

Lol. Na so jare.

nolio:
tanx...we waited for pume like israelites in d wilderness now we are going to wait 4 result like nigerians

As in, u've 'submitted' ur PUME applicatn nah. It has been dat way since u finally submitted ur PUME applicatn. U probably didnt notice it.

nolio:
I just checked my uniben waeup profile and saw state "submitted" set by system admin. Pls wat does it men. @robinhez, report bak2base

*tears race*

Pukka36:
Na spanner we go use open that Ur mouth!