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What state are u 4rm?

Nonor:
No not at all. Its the same course I applied for #234

I fit operate am. Isinor to press dah green button? U use big bowl to carry d bomb 4 head, make ah go find cloth wey u go roll nd put 4 head b4 u put d bowl.

Ada96:
no u dunno how to operate the remote...okay y not tie the bomb to your waist or u fit back the bomb?

Even me sef. I dnt wanna get a new phone nw, wanna wait till I resume. UNIBEN's jst tieing me down.

RobinHez:


Congratulations!!! Time to pump in some wicked android apps mehn!!


This Uniben is holding me from getting a phone

Make dem no try me oh! Them go sick if dem try change am. For why nah? Dem no fit.

Pukka36:
Lol! Crase geh



No be Uniben Jamb choose for yhu

Hmmm.... But wetin man go do? They should av statd their cutoff b4 change of institution form closed nah. Its unfair.

calebify1:
The man was like instead of parents to go and build up their children to be up to standard they are protesting....
My deduction is dat Jamb already set the national cut off and cannot set cut off for the school again. So unilag is where all this problem is from... Unilag has the right to set any cut off for highly competitive courses unlike Unilorin that clearly stipulated 240 in jamb for medicine in the jamb brochure...

Hehehe. Im learning hw ah go take survive 4 UNIBEN ho.

Pukka36:
Dey there dey form modesty

Huge snakes mehn!

TheWisest:
Thanks o... U and Venus. But come to think of it, it aint over till it s over. Unilag can be like snakes atimes.

Hmmm.... Is nor our fault. Meanwhile! RobinHez, my peppersoup eyaff finish oh. D popcorn remain only small sef.

Pukka36:
Chai!!!


Jamb yaf made these two gehs to crase wooh

Lol. Its allowed.

TheWisest:
Oh your name? Lol. Don't mind me o. I endear myself to people fast, almost like I trust too quickly so I just switch into finding cool nicknames for new friends. Old habits die hard. Pardon me for using the name without permission.

E too heavy, u knw na u get power pass. U hol' d bomb make ah carry d remote dey ur back.

Ada96:
oya hold this bomb n follow me

Me madame khe? Wu dash me? Na u be d madam nah.

Pukka36:
I hail U madame of life

Na dem sabi. Na UNIBEN I choose.

Ada96:
yh their post.ume is over 50 ... .40 questions...

Oh my! Jst felt nostalgic when u wrote 'Vee', my close frnds used to call me dat. Yea, I see. Maybe too many ppl didnt apply 4 it nd u did very well 4 Psychology. Cngrats again.

TheWisest:
Thanks Vee! It s BSc Psychology and I'm from Delta. Meaning I m not in the catchment area. See why it s still strange? Lol. How about you?

Lmao! The thing taya me oh. U will nw cngratulate again when u hear dat d persn's score is above 50, then anoda cngrats if he gains admission. It is well.

Pukka36:
Nawa O,It has gotten to the stage when U'll have to congratulate a person who was declared eligible to sit for PUTME test



Nigeria we hail thee


Choi

Wait... The cutoffs were set by UNILAG nd nt JAMB? *confused face*

calebify1:
Am an Oau student opting for Unilorin...
Oau will allow you to proceed with fake credentials but at some point they'll tell you that you aren't eligible.. Even those with 180. It is after you have loaded the real card and wait for sometime you will be tagged ineligible after wasting your money.... Besides the unilag issue.. A top unilag official came on radio this morning specifically said those cut off was set by Unilag for those high courses he gave a reason that there were so many students with 250 in the school. He said if ppl like they should keep protesting.... That y jamb never came out with any official release...

As in.... The Education sector is jst a silent looting site. No 1 is noticing. Its jst Petroleum looting they are looking at.

Pukka36:
Nigeria is heading to the rock! Jamb is just helping these schools defraud unsuspecting Nigerian students.
How on earth will OAU agree to accept 2nd choice candidates

For UNILAG?

tunsmart:
Kwara

Pukka, I hail oh. Gdmorning.

Pukka36:
The thing no tire yhu


Oyinbo ko? Albino ni?

Cngrats dear. What state are u 4rm, nd wat course?

TheWisest:
Na wa o. I scored 247 at JAMB papers and was expecting to be bounced back on Unilag portal. But I was accepted. Even generated payment details. I know I m happy o, but the process resembles magic. Cant wrap my head around this.

Oya! I dey ur back.

Ada96:
hehehe everybody is vexn ....come mk we go rock bomb for jamb office na

Med. U?

SwagkingDope:
Yea i knw,xo wat course are u gunning 4?

Yep. I was wrng. Im still confused cos their scores nd cutoffs are often 2d.p values.

Ada96:
venus007 unilag p.ume score is calculated togeda with jamb scr n not waec/neco same as uniben....

Beautiful! RobinHez, see? By d way, has JAMB replied ur mail?

CuteMaryJ:
The protest made headlines on the sun newspaper. Grab your copy today and get more facts.

It is an assumptn, if u can write English, u should undastand it too. Hian!

soundtruth:
an attempt at consoling yourself, oau and otuoke are just making money of students, any university that asks you to input your details is just scamming you because it is only those whose details are on the jamb printout that will be admitted. Others will just write score high and will be told don't worry another list is coming out.

Ok sha. Twas jst an assumptn cos I've seen aggregates lyk 63.3, 54.71....etc

Tzeronix:
Woah ma'am you just took ASSUMPTION to a whole new level Lol. Unilag has never even done that hey. The yardstick for admission into Unilag is pretty much the same as you stated for Uniben..So you best brace yourself for the worst.

On d other hand, a reason why I think it may not affect UNIBEN is because of d way she computes her aggregate. She divides JAMB by 8 nd adds it to ur PUME score divided by 2. So ur aggregate depends on both ur PUME nd UME score. But Unilag on d other hand uses jst PUME nd WAEC/NECO. So ur JAMB score dosnt matter at all, unlike in UNIBEN whr ur JAMB score gives u a raise. Nd u could see scores lyk 246 in JAMB nd 52 in PUME wouldnt get their desired course while 222 nd 72 would get it. So evry1 has an equal chance of raising their aggreg8 by killing PUME, OAU applies this too. But in UNILAG, its jst a pure battle of PUME survival, evn UI too. Its jst an assumptn tho.

As in.... Odikwa risky.

Ada96:
loool since yesterday I jurz dey look am ...girls ain't smiling no more

On d other hand, a reason why I think it may not affect UNIBEN is because of d way she computes her aggregate. She divides JAMB by 8 nd adds it to ur PUME score divided by 2. So ur aggregate depends on both ur PUME nd UME score. But Unilag on d other hand uses jst PUME nd WAEC/NECO. So ur JAMB score dosnt matter at all, unlike in UNIBEN whr ur JAMB score gives u a raise. Nd u could see scores lyk 246 in JAMB nd 52 in PUME wouldnt get their desired course while 222 nd 72 would get it. So evry1 has an equal chance of raising their aggreg8 by killing PUME, OAU applies this too. But in UNILAG, its jst a pure battle of PUME survival, evn UI too. Its jst an assumptn tho.

On d other hand, a reason why I think it may not affect UNIBEN is because of d way she computes her aggregate. She divides JAMB by 8 nd adds it to ur PUME score divided by 2. So ur aggregate depends on both ur PUME nd UME score. But Unilag on d other hand uses jst PUME nd WAEC/NECO. So ur JAMB score dosnt matter at all, unlike in UNIBEN whr ur JAMB score gives u a raise. Nd u could see scores lyk 246 in JAMB nd 52 in PUME wouldnt get their desired course while 222 nd 72 would get it. So evry1 has an equal chance of raising their aggreg8 by killing PUME. But in UNILAG, its jst a pure battle of PUME survival, evn UI too. Its jst an assumptn tho.

Lol. U'r wlkm.

SwagkingDope:
Alrite! alrite! tankxx 4 di greek mythology stuff!

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A brilliant scientist is a person who is recognized to have impacted the world by using science as his weapon. A person who made a difference. With science as his medium.
It was never about intelligence. Ask Richard Feynman
It was never about skin color. Ask George Washington Carver
It was never about gender! Marie curie can testify to that!

Being a brilliant scientist requires more. Than all of the above. People like Isaac newton, Nikola Tesla, and Albert Einstein, did not become such because they were intelligent. They did because of something else!
And you can too!

Perhaps you have always wanted to join the ranks of these great people. Or even surpass them. There is nothing stopping you. Except yourself.

There are some key steps and points you need too consider. Which will ensure you will make your mark on this world. Using science, you will make a difference, a good difference.

Develop a strong love for science

Don't do science because everyone else is. Don't do science because of your parents . . . or because you want to become like bill gates or mark zuckerberg. Do science to the sheer spirit of it. Learn to understand the beauty of science. You need to develop A strong curiosity. Remember, curiosity killed the cat. Not the man. A strong sense of curiosity. Wanting to know more . . . about everything! About the universe you live in. Develop a sense for mathematical beauty. The relationships between abstract and concrete terms . . . develop pleasure from science. Such that your work in science becomes play!

Develop compassion for the world.

Most people perceive scientists as being cold and calculating, but those are just the fake scientists. True scientists are actually very enthusiastic and compassionate people. The goal of every true scientist is to help everyone else. As a scientist, your thoughts everyday should be focused on how to help your world. How to take them to the next level. Selfish is a foreign word to science. Everything you do should be with an aim of helping people. It could be your fellow scientists, sick people, poor people, endangered species, disabled children . . . my brother, my sister, have compassion for these people.
Of course, you may think, is it by force to help these ungrateful people? Well, no. It's also not compulsory to be a great scientist.

Appreciate your world

Appreciate here means either to observe/acknowledge or to like/recognize the worth.
In each case, you should not be found lacking. Henri Becquerel, would not have discovered radioactivity if he had not had this trait. Neither would Einstein or Isaac have discovered their mechanics. The sunset . . . it's my most favourite sight of the day. I also observe plants, yoiu should appreciate the sounds of birds, the soft breeze, like newton said, to yourself, be the boy playing by the shore . . . while the ocean of undiscovered truth lays before you.
Observe the details around you, things that other people think insignificant. Might just be the next big discovery.

Work on your imagination

Most people think of ladies butt every passing hour.
Others cannot take their minds of money. Well, those are some forms of imagination. But it is the kind that leads nowhere. Constructive imagination is the type I will advice.
It takes many forms. But the most common is "thought experiment."
Where you create an experiment in the vast space of your mind and get the answer without physical process. The Schrödinger cat problem, zeno's paradox, and relativity are all products of thought experiments . . . even myself have benefited greatly from the concept. I discovered my most wonderful ideas from it. Try it sometime. It's quite enjoyable! Especially when you discover something and you experience an eureka moment.

teach yourself science

Look, I realize that you're basically in school to learn. But science is more than lectures, you have to have a personal experience with science. Only go to school for the sake of a degree. Learn everything yourself. Read the books yourself, conduct experiments or watch them yourself. Don't wait for lecturers at all. They are there to lecture you, not teach you. The teaching must be done by yourself. If you think this tip is difficult, then clearly, you are not done with the first tip.

let your hobbies challenge your mind.

Lol . . . I'm not saying football is bad. I'm simply saying that you should pick hobbies that require more mental than physical. Jigsaw puzzles, model kits, and riddles might jumpstart your day.
Or, you can go into drawing, music, or ambidexterity. Ambidexterity is especially interesting.
You could learn other languages . . . or write research papers for fun! Even movies! Futuristic or mystery books are great! The latter forces you to invent new ways to explain strange technology...

Ada96, she don vex finish. Lwkmd.

Pukka36:
Yes Mummy