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morpheus24:
Good for her. tell her to send you video and pic updates if she can so you can see for yourself.

Good luck

I've seen pix of the trip she took to the fish market.
Fish i haven't seen before....
(Malawi and it's stocks fresh water fish only)

She's fascinated by the 'gate-man, maid, driver' life....but that too no be new ting for me..... it's common place for the ROA I guess....

I'm awaiting more fotos.....July seems too far oo

@Pidgin2. She's sorted with accommodation etc. But I'm sure she can't be hosted forever either.

@Afrikanbabe she's got some job talks lined up ....I'll tell her you're looking for a marketing position...

afrikanbabe:
The job hunting is going dear. Slowly but surely.
I guess sometimes being on ground works better... hmm. To tell you the truth, I'm seriously considering that route - to be in there..

I've been watching emmtv of late and maybe visting scoan could be an option.

Let's connect

Will mail you to get in Whatsapp......

I'm a born again 'catholic' and couldn't for the longest time grasp nor accept the gift of speaking in tongues...

Through positive debating, 'asking to learn, not to argue' sessions, my eyes and ears were opened by God's grace.

That said......

Gifts of Prophecy and Tongues 1 Corinthians 14

1. 1 Corinthians 14v 2
For anyone who speaks in a tongue does not speak to men but to God. Indeed no-one understands him; he utters mysteries with his spirit.

2. 1 Corinthians 14v 4
He who speaks in a tongue edifies himself, but he who prophesies edifies the church.

3. 1 Corinthians 14v 5
I would like everyone of you to speak in tongues, but I would rather have you prophesy. He who prophesies is greater than one who speaks in tongues, unless he interprets, so that the 'church' may be edified.

4 1 Corinthians 14v 14-15
For if I pray in a tongue, my spirit prays, but my mind is unfruitful. 15. So what shall I do? I will pray with my spirit, but I will also pray with my mind.....

5 1 Corinthians 14v 18-19
I thank God I speak in tongues more than all of you. 19 But in church I would rather speak five intelligible words to instruct others than ten thousand words in a tongue.

6. 1 Corinthians 14v 22
Tongues, then, are a sign, not for believers but for unbelievers; prophecy however is for believers, not for unbelievers.

7. 1 Corinthians 14v 23
So if the whole church comes together and everyone speaks in tongues, and some who do not understand or some unbelievers come in, will they not say that you are out of your mind?

That's all!

Update

It turns out my southy friend has departed last night's flight.
I'm curious and excited to hear how it will go, how she'll like it etc.

True to what you folks said, the SA-9ja based companies are willing to lend and ear.
LinkedIn has done wonders, plus her known contacts etc.

As for me....I await a few pieces to come together

@ Afrikanbabe
How is the job hunt going?
Is it not better you're on the ground in 9ja rather than here in mzansi?

I ask this because.....your story is a tad similar to mine....I recently relocated back to Mzansi....being here doing the search feels better. Although it's all web-based applications etc.
One interview thus far.....

Sure, I did all my schooling here and couldn't wait to head back and conquer MW...gave it a go and I think I'm better off here....

So I know this need to want to secure something prior to arrival.
But sometimes, one must take the leap of faith.
You know the turf, you have connects there....gather enough cash and tsamaya....we can go to SCOAN together if you like.....what will you have to lose right? Yes, no, maybe?

jayriginal:
Why on earth do you call it that? I thought it was a typo the first time. Lose the "b".

I noted the 'b' too and thought oh well.....
Perhaps varied dialects etc......

All49ja:
Wow, good you love egbusi, be careful with Suya though. It has pepper.

And I know you guys from the South don't like pepper.

I once cooked a soup meat with Nigeria grounded pepper, then my female neighbour SA ate some. She kept crying "I don't believe you can do this to me" after taking just one bit of peppered meat.

Since that day she never asked to eat again.

Hope you can eat pepper cos we Yoruba people love pepper and em Suya has pepper also.

Goodluck!

Hectic.....I didn't realise suya is super spicy/hot....well...thanks for the warning.
They say to be fore-warned is to be fore-armed....I'll have a banana and milk to cut out the heat.

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You story reminds me of an incident I had way back with a 9ja friend.
I'd decided I wanted to make a bean stew...got cooking....added the 'frozen pre-blended tomato' etc. Was quite pleased with my efforts and excited to dig in.
Gave the beans a taste....chai....it was 'chilly' fully peppered up .....I went on to add more tomato it the hopes of diluting the heat. No chance.....
Told my friend my beans were over-peppered and my efforts ....only to be told 'the tomatoes were blended together with chillies'....

I was so not impressed..... that's me putting it mildly....

So yes.....I know all about this peppe obsession.

morpheus24:
Ahh My*** marrawian***. forgive the jokes. I know a lot of Malawians find it hard to pronounce their L's and R's.

Once you get to Naija or before, you can contact the church they will give you logistics on how to get there.

If you are going to be trying out a lot of dishes, you will need that Peptobismal or gaviscon, trust me

My bros....you're such an idiot lol haha
Abeg 'Malawi' is never 'broken' regardless of one's L and R syndrome status.
I'll have you know.....even the Chinese and Thai folk suffer from it......and our cousins in Zambia, our vernacular uses the L and R interchangeably at times.

That said, will try to contact them for the logistics.
Thing is, I've filled in the questionaire and followed up with the fone call.
I didn't like that I was told there's a long list and I should consult an 'agent'.

I'll makw my way up and see how it works out....I'm dedicating 14 days to it.

Gaviscon will be packed....that's a familiar brand.

You seem very conversant with Sadc and it's ways....noice

All49ja:
It's good visiting and knowing your other neighbors, unlike staying lazy in your province without knowing how other Africa nation looks like.

Lagos is a nice city, beautiful and loving people. Enough recreational center to watch out for.

Have you ever taken Egbusi Soup? Reminds me of a time ago I first took my Xhosa female friend to an African kitchen in Capetown, she took two plates of egbusi. Try it when you come

Enjoy your stay hun!

I hear you about exploring, I have enough stamps on y passport but haven't ventured into West African territory yet.
Nigeria will be my first (tempted to visit Ghana whilst I'm at it, no visa but cash and time limitations).

I love, love Egusi soup.....it's 10/10, I could eat it everyday....with lots of ponmo in it.
Looking forward to trying it on home turf, since the fine skimp on palm oil and bitter leaf, they use spinach imagine lol ha ha...
I want to try the famous Suya etc.

I have a to-eat list....yes, I'm a proud foodie

Thanks for the best wishes.

Duplicate response

morpheus24:
There is no problem if you are coming to Scoan, most Saffers I meet at the airport usually tell me they are coming from SCOAN so no biggy, Travelling from the island to SCOAN is a bit far in Lagos traffice terms but I am guessing you have made plans concerning that and if you havent you should.

You will enjoy the cuisine no doubt but carry a bottle of peptobismal cause the spices are strong and not everyone can take them. I have had many a SA food and trust me you may need it.

Music and nightlife you will definitely enjoy.

I had to Google what 'pepto bismal' is.....will come prepped, thanks for the heads up. I like to believe my stomach is made of steel....although the pepe dey too much at times...
I honestly haven't looked into the logistics of getting to Scoan...will have to venture in independently of them, been told there's a long list etc.
2 weeks leaves ample time to get what I need.
Will check my Google maps and see the specifics etc....

P.s. I merely reside in SA, I am Malawian. My friend is thus the southy not me.

I'm quite an upfront person, so I'll be honest....yes....
My spiritual quest involves SCOAN....I had opted to keep it to myself since 'we' all have our opinions about TB Joshua.
They say "send a thief to catch a thief".....I'll leave it at that for now.

You lot are nosey abeg....either way, I'll come and testify upon my return. ( Afrikanbabe and Morpheus24)

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I'm coming for a well rounded experience, I'll have my moral campus....
No regrets, money well spent.

I'm driven by my tastebuds.....so, totally looking forward to all the chow I go chop,
Music is great, especially when live
Art and artefacts
And the basic Lagos Vibe

It matters not whether we are in a recession or not, as long as you are earning, one must oblige and tithe.

A diligent tither never lacks.

you've made me LOL with the phrase 'Johnny just come' ....one thing I've learnt is theres always a local vs foreigner price abi....we go try our best to blend in.

For starters, I'm not spending unnecessary cash on an agent, the tourist visa specs seem straightforward.

I've also screenshot your list....it's well rounded.

Jare.....allow me to testify upon my return. Yes?

When are you planning your relocation? Is it Job first then off you go?

afrikanbabe:
Hey Veron,

I am glad you found some good points from the thread. That was the whole point. To share information with one another and to inspire.
Tell me more about this venture with you and your friend... Exciting right? Did you guys get jobs? What's the story?

We surely don't have to stop on account of those who are using this thread to spread negative vibes and talk about things not related to the topic. I ask myself, why don't these folks start their own topics, or better yet, email each other, WhatsApp even. Anyway, if we can get back to direction, more sharing, then let's continuuue.

Bless

Bless.....

Well, I'm largely coming in on a spiritual quest.....a demain to fulfil a 10 year dream.
Experience the Lagos vibe, cuisine etc. I'm excited about it, it's been long overdue.

My friend is banking on her aquaintances hooking her up etc. So no Job yet.

What has been your experience with the visa process etc.
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Ré Lagos....
Any recommendations
Not to miss attractions.
General advice

Its a 2 wk trip

morpheus24:
My dear Veron265, she is not fully aware of the pros and cons, trust us Nigerians on that, someone who has not visited or lived in Nigeria for a while will surely have a romanticized view of the city. Lagos can be exciting if you are visiting for a shore time and have a host to show you around, however it is a fast city very much like Johannesburg and if you end up in the wrong area, not very good for you.

Visit first and if you "feel" the city like Africanbabe you can make an informed decision. I usually suggest when SA's come to lagos my recommendations if they don't have a host is "four points" hotel on the island, very nice place and location to experience lagos.

It is close to everything on the island and the night life around the area is great for tourists. Its also a safer area to hang out until the late hours of the night.

Ps, I know they usually give SA's a 3 month visa reciprocal to SA visas so I don't know how your friend is planning to stay longer than her visa expiration date. Lagos is not Johannesburg were one can blend into Yeoville or hillbrow or sunnyside in pretoria. You will stick out like a sore thumb

I've screenshot your input and will pass it on to her.
You raise very good points.
Thank you very much.

P.s.
You seem to know a lot about the Visa proc etc.
We're still sorting that out.
Folks are claiming we need an 'agent' in order to secure one etc.

@ Afrikanbabe
How dis you go about it the first time.
Was it as tedious as they are making it out to be?

harrwix:
you are welcome to Lagos, Nigeria
you would be thrilled by the warmness of the people here....and don't forget to visit the beach

eko ó nì bajé

Thank you.
Will be sure to make the most of the trip.

My friend and I are planning on visiting Lagos next month, fingers crossed.

She's dead Set on not returning....unlike Afrikanbabe, she hasn't been to Nigeria before.
She's aware of the pros and cons......so I guess, in a population of about 50 mil pax, there are SA babes wanting and willing to relocate.

*******
The thread prior to being derailed has been super healthy, thank you!

A few years later and I've been drawn to this post...
Wondering how the trip to 9ja worked out.

I'm keen to come through next month.....Lagos to be exact and I'm excited...

I am very keen on getting as much info on Ireland. There's a Dublin thread here and it's proven to be very be informative. (Search nairaland)

In all honesty, I want to dedicate 1yr to raising funds for my Masters in the UK 2016, I'll be forced to defer to next year.

Am lucky enough to go to Ireland without a Visa for a period of 3 months, country privileges :-)
I would then wish to get a permit to allow me to stay longer for work purposes, legal jobs are what earn real money!

I think paying tuition to pose as a student is ridiculous: I don't have that sort of money to waste (cheap schools are being shut down).

Is there anyone who can give me more info as to how to stay longer once my 3 month is up?
Will appreciate your input and advice.

Mayorblaze:
thanks
whats the meaning of the above and please don't jump to verb when i still don't know how to form simple words in French... Teach like you would teach someone who has no knowledge of French at all

I am unfortunately not a good teacher,
I merely quoted classytins...used google translate; "the following verbes to be conjugated..." that would be the direct translation,
I think i'll let Classytins do the teaching, will support from the background... :-)

Mayorblaze:
Seems that you guyz have finally decided to personalize this thread..

Thought i was going to learn french but it seems French is now learning me

Classytins try and help we beginners

Je suis tres desole ( I am sorry) for being a distraction. May I make it up by conjugating the verb Etre (to be), and Avoir - (to have)...

Le verbes sont conjuger comme suit;

Etre- to be

Je suis - I am
Tu es - You are
Il/ells est - He/She is
nous sommes - We are
Vous etes - You are (plural)
ils/elle.s sont - They are

usage; Je suis Malawienne - I am Malawian

Avoir- to have
J'ai - I have
Tu as - You have
Il/Elle a - He/ She has
nous avons - We have
vous avez - You have (pl)
Ils/Elle.s ont - They have

Usage; nous avons un belle continent - we have a beautiful continent

Lemon12:
vous êtes belle, se il vous plaît allez-vous être ma petite amie?

Merci, tu es gentil.
votre amie? c'est ne pas un problem...
Ta petite amie?....mmmh, c'est ne pas possible, merci, mais non merci

Lemon12:
combien idiots que nous avons ici?

Tu es un hater!
Leave them folks to learn oo...knowledge is power n'est pas?

Gosh, this thread has taken up most of my morning...I'd fire me if I were my boss #smh

All in all, this has been very interesting to read about, knowledge is power.

I consider myself spiritual, a believer and aware there are forces not seen by the regular jack and jill;
one has to be on a certain spiritual level to do so. The gift of discernment allows for one to learn more about this; not everyone has this gift, one would have to ask God for the Holy Spirit to impart this Gift!

I have not seen mermaids, nor have I been aware of 'mami waters',
I have though, heard of the marine world in charismatic Christianity. I also know of Muslims who refuse to be around natural bodies of water around dusk etc.
Call it what you like, but these entities exist, rather than denying them...open your mind to explore and gain some knowledge.
Just my thoughts

cold:
Nigerians why? Do the Brits have water babies? Do the Americans? Ok what about the French? Maybe the Swedes or the Belgians or even the Turks. Only in Nigeria..smh.Honestly i'm really embarrased and feel for you lot

Embarassed?

Why would you compare yourself to spiritually dead people? The 'west' are some of the saddest people in the world because they lack any appreciation of spirituality...

Before Christianity, Africa had it's own deities and still has, no need to believe in them, but best believe they exist.

ireneony:
sorry to burst your bubbles, western africans are not classify as bantu...

for your information i'm a nigerian.

go and read your history book again, most southern africans are bantu especially south africans ( with their slated eyes).. ...

Oh Wow, I'm a Bantu...and very proud to be one...never did I realize I had slated eyes and that OUR 'slated eyes' were so distasteful.
I refuse to take this thread seriously...it is a mere exhibition of bravado, tribalism, insults, and utter disrespect hmmm

I've always patronized NL from way back and decided to sign-up...not because I don't have better things to do,
but simply because I enjoy some of the threads; they are informative, interesting and all that good stuff.

This thread though hmmm, am asking myself why I decided to comment, making a debut on such a lousy thread...

Then I remember, nothing is ever as serious as it is....smile good people, unknot them thongs, shine your slated eyes well well, turn up on your A game in those foreign countries you dey call 'home' coz of your hustle.
It's a brand new day, seize it.

all4naija:
Oh, yeah! It is right for other smelling Africans to call Nigerians mumugerians, 419ers, scams,tribal people, arrogant, and many slurs. Nigerians are the only superior Africans alive and you would have to live with that.

Hahaha lol this thread is getting too funny...
'Smelly Africans' hmmm WOW!!!!

Until all Nigerians can afford Deo. roll-on, cologne, wet-wipes etc...you have no business disrespecting the continent

Superiority is a state of mind, just because you deem yourself superior does not necessary mean you are. (Ask the white South Africans).
Sit down and reflect on that!

Arrogance is an ugly trait, it's not looking good on you...
You are Nigerian, you should know better; you are not only superior, but you are well-mannered, a model citizen, cultured, God loving...don't let your people down!

CAMNEWTON4PRES:
This is not a rant, but they are fond of sentences like ,'ordinary Kenya, 'Cameroon of all countries', 'monkey' when referring to their neighbors? Etc .'

Well coming from the most populous African-black country on earth, I'm very disappointed. Thank u

Nigerian didn't always have the platform it has today; You are a force to be reckoned with, well done.

I love the patriotism and wish my people had as much love for their country as I see displayed by Nigerians, Kenyans, Ghanaians etc.
It is unacceptable for anyone to look down on another, even worse when the basis is on things that spell self-hate; monkey? really?
Who died and declared it ok for an African to call a fellow African monkey or any other derogatory words?

You can have Pride, you can feel confident, superior, and successful...BUT remember..."what you eat don't make us shit"...!