₦airaland Forum

Gboy101:
Two bread? What are you doing with two bread on a single can of milk?

I don’t like butter. Would have replaced it with titus.

LeoDeKing:
Only a fool will continue listening to the million lies per second coming out of this lying machine.

Bliss62:



Nigerian Army has a department for reporting harrassment especially on civilians

The only problem is wearing camouflage (impersonation) can land you 2 years imprisonment with the option of fine

Wearing a camo short is not an impersonation. It is identifying with the military.


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Offpoint1:
Pastor Righteousness abi wickedness

This Hamas-Isreal war has made me to realized that all religious folk don't value human lives. All the Biblical genocide would have been supported by todays religious folks.

As long as you put GOD'S NAME IN IT, all crime against humanity is HOLY in the eyes of religious folks, either Muslim or Christians.


If a nuclear warhead is dropped today in Palestine, these folks will be happy and if same is done to Israel, the other folks will be happy too.

Religion is curse to humanity.

A man who has no value for human life have no business with GOD...

Bliss24:




I just love Shetima's blunt disposition

Best Graduating student of Economics in Prestigious University of Ibadan Citadel of learning......

After 30 years of Graduation

Ended up becoming Deputy Branch Manager at a new generation bank like Polaris bank

30 years after graduation that he should be planing retirement he is a Deputy Manager

His total salary may not be up to 200,000 to 500,000 a month


He made this submission at University of Ibadan to remind student the intricacies of life

PS:
IF you know say e no go better for your papa this morning qoute me to say trash

You idiots stay your lane and don't qoute me if Ogun no go perish your families, keep your useless mob mentality and keyboard war to your unproductive self


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Eagle360:
Wabba made this union useless during his reign.

Next move of FG, rush to court to obtain injunction.
Harass, threatening trade union leaders with DSS
NLC suspend strike
NNPCLC hike PMS price to N710 per litre.
NLC shout again like a barking dog.
FG promise immediately salary review, NLC enter negotiation with FG.

Negotiation and review of salary not concluded till January 2026.

January 1, 2025, hike in fuel price N825

cremedelacreme:
Those saying 450K is more than enough to buy a land and start building do not really understand how expensive things are in Nigeria today. I earn slightly above what the OP mentioned, but believe you me, it's not been easy. If you live in Lagos, Abuja or PH and you are married with kids, you will understand. A 2 bedroom flat in an average neighborhood is over 700K. Cost of fuel and car maintenance is over 60/70K monthly in recent times. School fees for 2/3 children is over 200K per term (600/800K annually). Feeding takes over 100K monthly. Utilities and other miscellaneous dey ooo. Best thing na just to save enough and japa.

talented321:
My question is do people still enjoy sex like after 1 to 3 hours steady thrusting.

Okortor:
The hardship is really bitting hard. I have reduced my night life to once a week, reduced my side chics from 4 to just 1, reduced my driving from 7days a week to just twice a week (Monday's and sunday's only). Reduced my alcohol taking from Hennessy to Baron and from Heineken to trophy, reduced urgent 2k giving to min of 3persons per week, generator at night to Max of 3hrs compared to before I leave it overnight. The only things I still maintain are my kid's groceries and snacks as well as normal food time table which remains but subject to review if hardship persists. I will miss my ex side chics honestly but I have no choice!!!!!!!!

43Ronin:
@ OP while I commend your write up, I must debunk some of what you said cos its very untrue. E.g When I was in the banking industry, I personally spent 3 years on a grade before getting promoted and I was considered to be a superstar as this was slightly faster than the industry average. Meanwhile, my friends at the Big4 got promoted three times during the same period. OP the embolden is a huge untruth. The Big4 are the least to promote talkless of 3 times promotion in 3 years(huge fantasy. Lol). My big bro started working in GTB(a big 4) at 2011. By 2013, he ported to another big 4(Access) where he got promoted to ABO. he spent 6 years there and got to SBO. Now after spending 1 year as SBO and managing to get a B appraisal that financial year, He ported to Stanbic where he got AM. He was about porting to sterling as DM/M before we advised him as his family to come join us where we were since he's papers were finally out. The whole process from ET to AM took him 11 years. His friends who remained loyal to that Big 4 just recently(in fact last month May) got promoted to BO. Some of them as still ABO after 11 years in a big 4. My advice to every young banker is to port with brain. If you are employed in the big 4 make sure your first and second porting are within that corridor. Do not stay more than 4 years at most in a bank on the same level. cos if you do, the industry regards you as redundant. Believe me you don't wana port from GTB to wema as an ET-ABO its career suicide. Most of those big 4 banks have their M's & SM earning up to 30M per annum(when u calculate salary, entitlement and PS) some of those big 4 even give their A/D/GMs personal jeeps with security, abroad trips for their family 2ice a year, official housing etc. And them they fraustrate the younger ones from climbing the ladder. Make the most of your time as a banker. Get promotion or get yourself in a juicy department like GRM/Admin. Don't ever slave for free.
Regards

LeoDeKing:
A CGPA of 4.00 in Chemical Engineering and Business Management at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, United States.

MC Oluomo might not be lettered, but since a tiger can never beget a pig or vice versa, this is an indication that he has an IQ far above average.

Someone used SSCE from miracle centre to secure admission into a university to study a very cheap course, yet ended up with 3rd class. That is the same clown some knucklehead are waiting for to come save their lives.

theophorus:
500 Kwa?

Wetin I see for there no less than 2k.

Yam = 500
8eggs = 500/600
Pepper and Onions =200
Sachet tomatoes 2= 250
Oil = 200
Maggi etc... =100
Gas

adioolayi:
Where do you think average Lagosian works


Which job will give an average income of #400k in Lagos

WesternPanzer:
Check the post you quoted. Mugu. 1979. That's the year this car was first manufactured.

Even mere looking at the dust bin you posted as advert, does it look like a 1997 car? Ode.

WesternPanzer:
Check the post you quoted. Mugu. 1979. That's the year this car was first manufactured.

Even mere looking at the dust bin you posted as advert, does it look like a 1997 car? Ode.

WesternPanzer:
Even if they sale this scrab for 200k any iddiot that buys it should be hung on a pole.

This car was manufactured in the year 197[/b]9 under that name volkswagen T3!

[b]WHY WOULD ANY SANE HUMAN BEING BUY A CAR OF OVER 40 YEARS FOR OVER 1 MILLION NAIRA BEATS MY IMAGINATION!

In Europe, driving this bus in this year will get you jailtime!

Nigerians are very wicked people.

ijeky:
Abeg bring down this ur price.

DispatcherLagos:
2m+ for a 19yr old matrix?
Nawa oo