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mayorall:
Ask the devil if he can stop Jesus from passing an exam, if he cant, he can't stop his daughter. That's all

epic!

I had a dream last night and I'm in a state of unrest concerning its meaning.
I had a dream that I was in a catholic church and there was a priest sitting outside waiting for anyone who would like to go for confession..
I got ready and went... While into the confession, I started confessing my sins and he was giving me advice.. One of my confession was that I rarely goto church and the priest told me clearly.. 'the church is your house, you must not neglect it'
Half way into the confession, the mass/service was about to start so he told me to to goto his house which was behind the church.....
On my way to the place, I saw a scorpion by the side of the road but I walked passed it, then I saw some people who appeared to be playing and seemed joyful .. The place wasn't so bright.. It was like in the evening time. In their midst I saw a lot of ants and they seemed to be obstructing me from passing so I started stepping on the ants and killing them and I was able to pass through and arrived at the priest's house.
Arriving there, I stood outside waiting for the priest before a man came and greeted me and passed.
He seemed to go switch on a generator.
The priest then arrived and took me inside, and told me to Go on with my confession.. While at it , he held a plate from which he was eating fried chicken.. Generally, the church and the surrounding seemed like they were preparing for a party including the place I saw the ants .
After the confession, I was waiting for the priest to pray for me (which they Generally do after confession)
. But he only told me that my sins were forgiven and someone had just arrived And I should go and meet him outside..
Getting there, I saw a bishop fully dressed in white and gold.. When he saw me, he gave a man to hold his staff (that stuff bishops usually hold).
Then I knelt down and he placed his hand on my head and started proclaiming blessings on me..
I couldn't really hear some of the words he said but one which I heard clearly was 'in the day of God's calling you shall be like pastor chris'
After praying for me he went inside.
Then I saw some girls who seemed to be members of the church congratulating me, telling me how lucky I was.. One of them told me that I may become a teenage pastor.

I was given a correction form to fill.. No wahala!
The clearance officer that attended to me was very harsh buh I could only careless.
I'm a fresher not a graduate!
When he was my age what did he know? Not even to talk about scaling through Jamb and UTme to be given one of the most sort after courses in the world!
Crap!
The other correction form guy was no different.. Bunch of......!
The only bright side of the entire bullsh*t was the fact I made lotta friends with my faculty mates.. Cool neat girls.
Going back to the sch on Friday..
Whats the entire process of this correction form sef?

Ttijani88:
Can I pay my acceptance fees when I couldn't print my Jamb admission letter out. I mean d JAMB site said 'no admission yet given'. Pls advice wat should be done. Thanks

Yes you can.
My friend had the same problem then she went to UAB (University Admission Board) and they told her to bring her Application letter, school's admission letter and her jamb result..
She has done both online and physical clearances, her kofa is already showing 'cleared'.

Ebayray:
Hmmmmmmmmm....
Is it only ur waec d. O. B. dat is wrong?!.


U can't fill correction form without bin told to do so by the clearance officer.

yeah, only the waec..
Instead of 1876, they wrote 1877 (I'm sure you understand what am talking about)..


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I missed my physical clearance. .
Plus I have my heart in my mouth! My date of birth in my Waec cert. differs from my other documents (This error isn't from me).
Well lets see how Monday goes,
coming all the way from Abuja..
Filling a correction form is definitely gonno mar the journey.
#Depressed!
Pls how much is the correction form?

Ebayray:
yeah,dere is

pls kindly give me an insight. .

Ebayray:
Everything will be alright

Pls sis, is there a particular order for the documents to be arranged?

Ebayray:
God will see u through oh, dear

Amen ooooooooo.. I just pray so.

lordkvng:
Same issue..
when is your Clearance date?

My guy, I haven't started nothing.. Waiting for one more document to begin online clearance.

Samsantos9:
As long as your first name and surname are same in your Waec and Jamb you'll probably not have any problems...

yeah everything else corresponds..
Thanks much.

Heck!
Been going through what Robinhez has been saying and am beginning to have a feeling that it may also spell trouble for me.
My middle name was omitted in my Waec Cert but was included in Jamb and Post Utme.
Rawbeans (Robin) how you see am?
Ebayray pls include me in your prayers.

Ebayray:
It's OK.
U can buy at main gate or better still, come to d Auditorium, ull see lots of guys pestering u for scratch cards

Thanks Ebayray . . You've helped me much.
Real grateful!

Ebayray:
Yeah, after u done ur online clearance...
D cards are for : 1). Checking right dere. 2). For dem @ clearance Senate c'ttee

Thanks miss . . Buh One more thing, how do I purchase the cards? Pardon my ignorance pls.

Ebayray:
Buy 2 unscratched cards 4 checking....

Wen is ur date sef?

I thought its after online clearance that you'd be given a date for physical clearance..
And
Unscratch cards for what pls?

Ebayray:
Yeah

Thanks Bay.. Any additional info I need to know?

Ebayray:
6 photocopies

Alright, you said the passports should be attached to each photocopy right?

Ebayray:
Kay Kay.. Eayah, be fast sha o.
Twas fine o

That's great! If I may ask, how many photo copies did you make for each of those docs?

Ebayray:
Kay Kay... Hw is it pending

I've gotten all my docs ready apart from the Waec Cert.. The principal guy said I should come on Monday.. So that's basically whats holding the online clearance.
Anyway,
how was your physical clearance?

Ebayray:
Whoa, so u ma fellow Law course mate too? @ Vibesking

Yeah sis... Though clearance is still pending.

nick16:
what do u want with her? you this guy

well, if you must know sir. . she's my coursemate
So am tryna make peace with my people.
Thanks,
bye.

Ebayray:
It's OK, Bro...
You don't have to do anything.. We're still cool

'Bro' ??.. You've already friendzone me when we haven't even started.

Ebayray:
Lol. Me too o.

I indirectly called you a m.oron some time ago.. Kindly accept my appologies. How can I make it up to you?

Share your admission testimony here....
www.nairaland.com/2681277/newly-admitted-candidates-share-admission

JayBray:
....hey! I'm a gal tho....now dts where I can't help,I hrd some ppl say its according to faculty sha....no so sure...wen u get to d auditorium gate,ppl r dre to assist js ask,don't b shy

Thanks miss..
I actually thought you were a dude..
Anyway, thanks much for the info.. How can I pay you?

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JayBray:
use paper clip to attach one passport to each set of docs n place in file..dt is in seven places.....I'm yet to b cleared.....no,ur originals won't b collected it ll js b used to cross check what's online

Thanks bro, you've tried.
Buh one more thing, in what order should the documents be arranged?

JayBray:
u r to snap 40 passports,do it at auditorium,its cheaper,abt 1300..... Dn get 7 files,put ur originals in one n clip em with ur passport using paper clip..dn arrange d oda duplicates a copy per each doc in d six files(passport attached too)

Thanks, but is the passport attached to each documents or just the seven files?
By the way, did the clearance officer collect your originals?

JayBray:
today medical students,education n social sciences began their clearance....law students pray o,ur clearance officer has refused to show up

what did the clearance officers demand (I mean the documents)?..
I heard they had to place their documents in 6files with their passports on it.
More light pls.