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Ilamina:
Yup

But I am a virgin

I had a skinny chick over some days ago. Told me she was a virgin and I completely believed cause her demeanor portrayed that of a cherub.

I had no interest of having shit with her but one thing led to another and we started touching. I slid my finger down there and there was no resistance by her love triangle... I had 3 fingers completely buried deep inside and her triangle swallowed everything!

I fear you all!

gloria34:
They love to date them cause they spend recklessly but not to marry them. 1st, its kinda irritating to have a man stay at home all day (not that he is on leave o) 2ndly, their mothers decide everything that goes on in Ur home. From d kind of house u stay to Ur baby's names to Ur choice of baby food. In fact, d husband makes no decision without the interferance of his mother. Who wants that stress?

From the way you keep making references to "their mothers," it's quite glaring that you'll be a pain to your mother-in-law.

Lalasticlala Nigerians need to see this!

I have no idea the crime committed by youths in this nation or what wrong we've done to our leaders, but this is worse than unfair! Total blindness to the value of human life.
They would never allow their children go through this.

These Id.iots had over 3.9+ years to plan an election only for them to postpone it few hours before the exercise.

All this while they knew they didn't have the capacity to conduct these elections today and they went ahead to make Nigerians believe! Some even had to leave their businesses and travel just for this exercise.

There's nothing this country can confidently say it is good at apart from topping the charts of poverty and hitting the records of corruption!

If there was a competition for the most incompetent electoral commission in the world, INEC would be disqualified for being TOO incompetent.

stupidity:
So this weekend been the election, I’m confused on where to go and chill till next week after the election.


Ofcourse if I stay where I am currently, I must be with a girl (that kind thing). So I have two choices right now:

1. I can travel to Edo State, I have three girls over there to keep me company on daily basis all through my stay there (that kind thing).

2. If I stay back where I am currently, I only have one girl to manage . And it’s not even on a daily basis.

So boys and girls, help me choose!! Thanks.

Rather than waste your money on some ungrateful b!tch, Use the cash to get your mom a gift.

If you don't take a girl out on valentine's day, you won't die.

ERORR404:
As for me, I'm 22 and I've never had a girlfriend, simply because the few girls i liked, no gree for me, the one's that liked me but i didn't notice,kept it to themselves and the ones that showed me clearly that they liked me, I didn't like. I don give up for now

I'm in my early 20s and I've never had a girlfriend too. Although mine is by choice. I cherish my personal space and I ain't ready to let go of freedom yet.

I've had girls frolic over me and do unthinkable sh!t just to be close to me. I often wonder why they scour for my attention even though I make it very clear I don't give a flip about them, and yet they ignore guys who want something meaningful with them. Crazy stuff man!

Right now my priorities are focused on expanding my business and getting my mom an amazing life.

Anything other than this is a distraction for me.

MelaninGold:
Even if he is broke,he has a child and he is proud and takes good care of her. The baby looks well fed and cute. Rather than hate why don't you pray that God will make you a father one day so that you too can feel the joy of fatherhood and family. Anyway you sound like a young boy and someone who will abort a blessing a the slightest Chance. Happy Sunday

Take your dirty fingers and shove it into your mouth.

A dude got a girl pregnant out of wedlock and ya'll are applauding him. Yet ya'll claim to be moralist and Puritans.

Silly hypocrite!

Dinho20:
SEX IS SWEET BUT........
Have you ever
wondered why God carefully
positioned a membrane of blood in a lady’s sexual opening? It is a tiny membrane that
partially or completely covers the opening of
the vagina. It is called the “HYMEN”.
Why would God-Our Maker put a breakable
tissue full of blood at the very door of the
sexual opening of the female?
Why is it so carefully placed at that entrance,
like a ribbon tied at the entrance of a new
house about to be launched?
Why is it filled with blood that spills away
when it is broken?
Why? Without doubt, the HYMEN IS A GATE!
It was God (our creator) who set that blood-filled vessel there as a covenant blockage, a
sign and a token of a covenant between the
bearer and whoever plunges into her opening.
Before God, the disvirginity of a lady is not a
casual act of fun. It is a serious covenant
struck and confirmed by the blood shed on
that day.
This is God’s way of saying, “Whoever plunges
in to this woman shall only be able to do so by
making a blood covenant to be joined to her
for the rest of his life, from that point onward.
Little wonder why sexual intercourse was
designed by God to take place only and only
after the marriage contract is sealed.
The one
who made the body (the hormones, organs,
nerves, tissues, e.tc) God said it in clear terms
, “Now, the body is not for fornication”.
Anyone who chooses to use the body for
fornication must know that he/she is working
directly against God’s plan and there would
definitely be a consequence either now or at
old age!
There is a spiritual bonding, a supernatural
process that takes place in a lady’s heart to the
first guy that enters in to her especially at that
particular time when the hymen breaks.
There
is no covenant without blood: this is why the
membrane contains enough of it.
As a matter of fact, what happens the first
time a lady has sex is not just sex but an
immersion and a bathing of the man with her
hymen blood to initiate a covenant that is
highly recognized in the spirit realm of both
light and darkness!
The first time this happens
just marks her opening day covenant ceremony
and each subsequent experience goes on to
further refresh or strengthen that covenant or
establish another version of it with another
person.
Many have washed useless boys with that
hymen-blood.
Many have struck irreversible covenants with
men that have nothing to do with their destiny.
Many have shared that hymen blood in sexual
activity with demon-possessed men while some
others have struck such precious covenants
with candle sticks as they exercised sex with it.
If only they knew,many girls who carelessly
allowed themselves to be disvirgined in a bid
to be among the so called “big girls” would
never have done so.
The let me says it in clear terms: “Or do you not
know that he who is joined to a harlot
(through sexual activity) is one with her ?
This is why many girls are not yet married yet
their spiritual composition is already shattered
and imbalanced, because they have mingled
their souls with that of different men.
Dear Singles,know today that there is a definite
proportion of your virtue that leaves you each
time a man enters into you and when that man
leaves you, he leaves with it. Just imagine how
much of yourself would be lost each time a
man enters into you without any properly
signed marriage bond or contract.
Sex is a spiritual affair. A giving of yourself to
another. All of these things have strong and
terrible spiritual implications.
A broken hymen opens you up to the spirit of
the man that broke it, any other spirit
whatsoever that may have mingled with that
man’s spirit, those who have mingled theirs
with him and the spirit of any other man that
enters into you thereafter. The fun part is that
pre-marital sex is not funny at all. What
happens between the lines could be deadly and
dangerous.
The very first day a lady, or a man does that
there will be spiritual transfer of destiny.

You have no idea the effect this piece had on me. Thank you

Innocent child.
No one deserves a broke father and an underaged mom.

Mcy56:
Rightly dividing the Word of truth...

Truth is an illusion.

Wow! I've been experiencing this exact situation for as long as I can remember.
Whenever I go to the market, there's no day someone doesn't approach me for money. Even my peers address me as "chairman", "boss" etc.
I dunno what image we might be putting out there but I can tell from my own personal experience, we don't try to over do. So I wonder how people keep thinking we have money.

Capensis:
Look at it this way.

No Creator or Artists create for fun, usually it is for money. We were designed by human beings, if you prefer, humanoid beings who needed us to work in the field and make them money just as we create robots today.

We were designed for money making, tax, tithes, donations, wall street, wars etc. All these bring money to the advanced homo sapiens or homo capensis. They look exactly like us, but can also change shape and size. They live amongst us.


We are spirit beings, we are from here and our purpose is to build the earth real estate.

If you're saying humans were created by advanced homo sapiens - "humanoids", who then created the humanoids?

I've thought intently on this question and here's my verdict: I believe God created humans; and he did it because he was bored.
Receiving praises from angels and celestial beings probably became mundane and He decided to change the narrative.
People say God doesn't need humans; that He can raise up stones to serve Him, yet He observes everything and anything every individual does!
What else does God do with His time? Than to monitor the actions of mankind. Think about it... Ya'll are just entertainment.

Every normal parent loves all their kids equally, but they'll definetly have a favourite. It's an eventuality that dates back to our early ancestry.
Abraham had two sons - Ishmael and Isaac, yet his favourite was Isaac. Jacob had 12 sons, yet his favourite was Joseph .
Parents having a favourite child is normal and often done subconsciously. It isn't premeditated.
In my family, am my parents' favourite. Probably because out of the 3 boys they have, I'm the only one who's cool tempered. I dunno.
But even amongst my uncles and aunts, am their favourite nephew. There's probably nothing they can't do for me. But I never ask for anything! I never bothered my parents for money while growing up.
Back then when money nor too dey my dad's hand, he go buy Christmas clothes for my siblings and wouldn't buy for me. He'll explain to me and I go chill. Though I was the youngest, I matured up quickly than my peers.
And its continued to this day, my bosses and everyone I encounter always seems to like me .

Bottom line... Parents love their children equally. But character and attitude sets every child apart.

Mizwisdom:
It will possess you. That your bravado needs spiritual enlightenment


OP, you will need long term deliverance for that place to be free. For now, wear blessed cross over your neck so that they don't posses u, also rob anointing oil daily

This one is obviously a white garment member.

Op, the only advice I'd give is for you not to give in to fear. What you don't fear can't harm you.

I wish I lived in your house.
I'll camp outside and sleep at the very spot where the sound emanates from.
When you do this for three days, whatsoever makes the sound go dey fear you.

Comanche:
Please as you're reading this comment, if you're yet to check the OP's profile and you need some sort of comic relief just scroll back and click on it now.

Just look at all the silly topics she's posted to promote herself.

The funniest is the post where she said 'a beauty queen calls out Davido'. Like seriously! And she even posted her Instagram page and said click here for more details.

Look at the crayon they used for the 'correct bae' inscription sef.

Like WTF!

And to think that it made front page! If only your IQ and ID were the only two requirements to open a nairaland account, then a lot dumb and immature people won't be on this forum.

I just checked her profile. Quite hilarious.
But nonetheless, I guess at one point during our childhood we all aspired to be celebrities. It's a phase... She'll outgrow this one.
The bashing being hurled on her can hamper her self-esteem. She's 15! Ya'll be nice for once.

If only his members would develop the balls to tell him point blank that he's seeing backwards.
But no... Suckers everywhere.

BrainnewsNg:
Becoming one of the best blog in the world..

I also had the same dream few years back until the struggle involved in blogging slapped me back to reality.
Anyway, Good luck!

pressplay411:
Patience, Perseverence, Character?
I love your these. You just mentioned 2 attritutes of the Character called Fruit of the Spirit. Galatians 5:22-23.
I pray you learnt Humility too. That is the whole essence of our struggles in life. To be humbled.
You will be amazed hiow proud everyone is.
Don't get me wrong, pride is not always obvious.
But you'll get it when you start paying attention to being More Humble.
God bless you and have a blessed 2019.

I'm currently working on humility. Especially towards God.

There's something odd about the last photo

Clashy:
I am new here,please i need sincere advice.now in my late twenties about to round up in the uni,people around show much respect for me and always want to make friends with me.but for some years before now i dont feel secured within me,wave of fright always sweep through my mind,the smiles on my face is just to let go for these,i deprived my myself of so many things like not having a girl friend,is it financial constraint that led to these or something else.because i dont just know why i lack feeling of peace within.

Hi there.
We share almost similar cases. I'm a typical introvert. I have no idea why I was fashioned this way or how it came about.
I always put up a confident front, an image that tells people that I have it all together. At least that's what most think.
But deep down there's an emptiness I feel. A void. Like something's missing. I dunno.

My 2018 was mostly marked by depression.
Working hard and not seeing results for your input can leave you doubting your capabilities. Knowing you're supposed to have attained a certain feat in your life but you're still struggling to set sail.
Nonetheless, 2018 has taught me perseverance, patience and character. These are attributes I never would have learnt if I hadn't encountered the set backs I faced this year.
2018 taught me never to depend on anyone. Never to build my happiness on people's approval, and never to stop believing that tomorrow would be better than today.
I made mistakes, and I learnt as well. I failed, but I got back up. In all, 2018 has been fruitful since I got to discover I possessed strength I never thought I had.

princeking2:
I have not had any break up yet. But had had 3 turn downs because I've got no money nor job.
But I've got a job now and building my business and I think to hit back on these ladies. A lot of them are full of shit!

You're a child.

Vibesking:
Hello all.

Please can someone kindly tell me what's the minimum amount for investment in Treasury Bills? I've got 100k.

If perhaps this capital isn't sufficient for TB, what other investment opportunities would you suggest for my available capital?

Looking forward to your input.
Regards.


Cc feelamong

Minimum amount for TB pls. Anyone?

helium2:
Buy a money market fund that will pay you about 1.5% less than T bills.

Goto playstore. Look for an app called FBN edge.

Register and Supply your Documentation.

Its has a minimum holding period of 30 days and a liquidation period of 5 days.

Meaning that once you buy you have to stay for at least 30 days and then if you need your money after then you need to wait at least 5 working days.

Enjoy!

Thank you very much Helium. Will look into this.

Hello all.

Please can someone kindly tell me what's the minimum amount for investment in Treasury Bills? I've got 100k.

If perhaps this capital isn't sufficient for TB, what other investment opportunities would you suggest for my available capital?

Looking forward to your input.
Regards.


Cc feelamong

From Bread seller to senator.

At least the economy at that time gave you an opportunity to grow. Unlike the current economy which you and your fellow unscrupulous politicians have rendered useless.
Today a breadseller might not live up to 30 due to the hunger and hardship you and your colleagues have inflicted on the masses.

How about affordability, Did he consider that?
All these dimwits politicians advocating for the Federal Government to privatise all the sector of our economy are clearly living on a different world.
They privatised power and where has that gotten us? Some areas haven't seen a blink in months!
I've never seen a nation that wholeheartedly wore its incompetence and shamelessly delegate its duties to outsiders.

Privatise Federal Universities my foot! You think its every family that can afford the fees uh? Inconsiderate mofo!