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Seems u're tipsy. Cos anything more than this, is death sentence

The worst is queen u're not active. U normally stay still and let all the work be done to u. Thats bad, u know?

Yeah i will be a baby if it takes it so(to hve urs)

Queen U must be mistaking the zip for the main thing

Lol. Are u laughing @ma d1ck. Or what

Wont hurt, Wud it?

No way. THE STORM IS OVER.

No o! I'm not gr8 @ screwing corpses. I luv an active lady. Its jxt that u're so into ur husband, so i tot by force is the only left logical choice

Yeah queen that was quite a release. Lol@ dissertation. Is it that long? No its no nagging, shud i die in silence?

Lol! Queen y not?

Ladies are more of annoying.
*They are so demanding. They seek for attention like hell. When u're busy trying to think, evaluate problems and clear ur mind, they come down bugging even when @ long distance murdering ur battery's life.

*Most are sooo dependent: They ask for this, for that and for those. Those that are independent tink they're gods.

*Gossips: They are naturally chatter boxes. Discuss wif their friends all that need not pass the threshold. Those that are quiet let the hell loose when they're angry shouting about this, complaining about that and cursing those.

*80% are nagging freaks: When u ask them to shut up, they are like "whats ur limit or breaking point?" While those that are not jxt wait for the shouting time(rifts)

*And those that are breathtaking beautiful believe we shud worship them.
*And too many too numerous to mention.

We guys are jxt trying our best we need encouragement.

Poster u wrote ur article like a diary lol.

That i luv looks doesn't mean i wont/can't/shouldn't date a plain faced girl(i didn't say ugly o). As far as i can hold ur gaze across the table(dinner) and u're ma type(i've got likes and dislikes too) and must be intelligent-it is a must, then we are good to go.

Soo close! I shud hve tried a bit more.

** knoks the newbie** Welcome. As for ladies, for sure. But make sure u maintain a level head before they make u fall in love unnecessarily. A word is enough for the wise, two for a fool and three for a retard. Once again welcome

U can't be one wif me. Or if not i strip u n.aked simples

Cos there is nothing to tell, period. Now go back to sleep girl

It is better to be a coward and survive a battle than be brave and lose ur life. Yes i am.

I've been trying hard to ignore that^^. But can't cos its a bo.oby trap. So goodnight and sweet dreams.

Nah! I read no more cos u're back wif ur heart melting words and nxt day **woosh** comes the heartbreak

Kunbee surely u're a such a difficult nut to crack. Y the swinging now? Male today female tomorrow. Angry now very happy nxt sec

Whats wrong honey?

Efe pls don't be. Cos the more u are the more u hurt me. So jxt . . Jxt . . i don't know

So how was ur day? Btw u shouldn't be keeping this late its bad for ur health.

Y is that u don't want we guys to know ur sex. Or are u afraid of commitments?