₦airaland Forum

Environer:
Yoruba people singlehanded ruined Nigeria's economy with their myriad back-hand illegal stuffs. They are the main smugglers of illegal goods in Nigeria, ruining the local production base.

kernel501:
WHEN YOU WERE BEGGING FOR BAILOUT, WHY DIDN'T YOU BEG NAIRALAND OR SEUN? BROWN-ROOF DEMONS WAILING.

Bugatie:
Igbos and their matter wan drive some ppl mad gan

moderation2020:
I sure say I no get sense, common sense I know get

RevDesmondJuju:
Yoruba Muslims here and in the real world are the problem.

Commonsense dem no get and jealousy, tribalism is their hallmark.

They are also the most fetish yorubas dabbling in voodoo and Islamic mystiscm

RevDesmondJuju:
It is because of lazy parasites like you Seun had to put his name as the owner of nairaland.

Go school you no gree

Learn work you no gree

Learn trade you no gree

Plant cocoa you no still gree now here you are claiming NL as your own.

Una get sense at all?

No wonder una like to Fck each other wife

NOBLEDANDY:
Igbo's don turn spambot abi.

U never shin shonting. Fool

RevDesmondJuju:
You are an irresponsible paranoid goat.

Stop posting autistic spam posts.

Yoruba dunce

moderation2020:
the op is really pathetic

atbu1983:
You Igbo should stop spreading lies. It is time to correct this deceit.

When Yar Adua was sick in 2010 and GEJ was VP the most vocal group who ensured Jonathan was made President were the Yoruba. During these period most Igbos were silent and dumb.

The Save Nigeria Group founded by Pastor Tunde Bakare and Sahara reporters prevented Jonathan from being impeached and making way for David Mark to becoming d president.
We cant 4get the massive support Prof Wole Soyinka gave to save nigeria group protest and impact of other south west media houses like punch, tribune and the nations to the struggle to prevent Jonathan Impeachment and ensuring that Jonathan became president.

In 2011 elections, the whole South(SW,SS and SE) and middle belt gave Jonathan block vote. South west gave jonathan more than 70% of their vote in 2011.
South south did d same. South east did d same. North central gave Jonathan more than 60% of the vote.

The only thing some south east states did which south west states and North Central stares did not do was to Inflate the voters turn out which card readers prevented in 2015 election. The truth was dat the inflation of vote by some south east states in 2011 was completely unneccessary because Jonathan would have won without it. Jonathan won some states like Taraba and Adamawa in North east in 2011.

We cant forget the impact of Pastor Enoch Adeboye laying of hands on Jonathan in 2011 redeem camp on 2011 Jonathan election among christians all over Nigeria.

We cant 4get the role of Gen Olusegun Obasanjo in ensuring that Jonathan was made Acting President. Who beimg the Chairman of PDP board of trustee ask Yar Adua to resign for Jonathan to become president. We cant 4get d Insult obasanjo got from Arewa for that statements. We cant 4get how Obasanjo prevent former VP Atiku abubarkar from hijacking PDP and getting the PDP ticket in 2011

So igbo never made Jonathan President in 2011. The only tin Igbo did was to destroy Jonathan presidemcy between 2011 and 2015.
Igbo people like Stella Oduah destroyed d image of Jonathan Govt. Igbo people hijack Jonathan govt preventing him from achieving what he needed to achieve. Pius Ayim Pius brought high level Nepotism to Nigeria Federal civil service.

As far as i an concern it was President Jonathan who did Igbo big favour by giving them a loud voice in Nigeria national politics. You igbo should be grateful to Jonathan not d other way around.

The only time you stood alone with Jonathan was 2015 election which Jonathan lost. You stood with him for your own good because of what he had done for you politically.

Even today that Jonathan is no more the president of Nigeria, the only Governor who has made defending Jonathan legacy his primary assignment is a Yoruba Governor. Governor Fayose of Ekiti. No igbo PDP governor defend Jonathan today like Fayose do.

atbu1983:
I have given you the answer u want on d thread u created. I did it just to make you happy. I dont owe u any comment on ur thread

Olayinka8793:
when it comes to those online flirting/dating things my effectiveness is second to none until they demand we exchange numbers,reason been that the want me to call them but I will give various excuses and insist on text messages only so the won't know am unable to make phone calls cos am deaf,eventually they get tired and the rest is history.
The few I managed to tell my disability to went cold suddenly.

Andrea042:
You seem to forget Dat Den, he had political immunity nd Jonathan is not d type Dat whinch hunt opposition

ahaika23:
[s][/s] you're just a kid

ahaika23:
I guess you're pained by my conclusion! That is what APC DESERVES!

Olayinka8793:
Good day nairalanders, my name is Yinka and am also a twin. I have an issue bothering me and wished to post it here openly in the hope that I will get useful advice/opinion.

This post may seem long and therefore turn off those who hate long epistles but pls endeavour to read it as your advice/opinion might be beneficial to me.

I have thought of creating an alternative moniker to post this or at least lied that the problem is been faced by one of my friend and so he needs your advice like some pretentious nairalanders do, but decided to be bold enough and be real since this is just an online forum.

Sorry for digressing, now to the koko of the matter,I am 22 years old, will be 23 next January, earning a decent salary working as a hair stylist in a large unisex saloon, I have hearing loss as in total deafness though I could speak fluently, was not born deaf but an accident caused it while I was in primary school, the story of how I became deaf is one for another day, but with sheer determination and faith and Gods Grace I managed to complete both primary and secondary schooling but gave up on going further as I have no believe I could survive higher school.

My deafness affected me in very many ways, physiologicaly and emotionally and almost daily, but I hardly allow myself brood over it for a long time, the worst I have done was to cry in secret on more than four occasion for having such a terrible disability.

Ok well, my deafness affected my relationship with the opposite sex so much such that I have never had a girl friend meaning am still a virgin, though I relieve myself of what nairalanders called Konji by doing controlled mas2bation when I feel like, I could have used Oloshos to relieve myself but I considered them as dirty people and can't imagine losing my virginity to a prostitute.

I have tried summoning confidence to toast gals but our conversation is usually very short and not impressive due to the fact I don't know how to prolong such conversations and most of the ideas I saw online hardly applied to such conversation involving a person like me wit hearing loss. I communicate like a normal person by lip reading(hope u know what that is), though not always an effective means of communication but I had no other choice as my parents and me hated the idea of me learning sign language and they vehemently resisted those who suggested it when the deafness problem started.The only problem I have with lip reading was that whenever I don't understand what the other person was saying, I would indicate and ask him to repeat but if it persist I ask him or her to write it with the finger and you will agree with me that such inconvenience might be a big turn of when trying to talk to a stranger like a beautiful gal I admired.

There is this girl I admired that works as a sales girl in my aunt's pharmacy shop, she frequently passed in front of our saloon and have started having feelings for her, fortunately she know I have hearing loss and also knew I am a nephew to her boss and sometimes greets me when passing by like "boda taye",lol and I had just waved and answer "bawo ni", ordinarily I should not have problem toasting her but the fear of my deafness disappointing me and the fact I don't know anything to say that could make the toasting successfull apart from, what is your name, I want to marry you, where do you live, can I have your number, can I take you out on a date next Sunday? Bla bla bla.lol

Also there is the problem I usually encounter with young gals, when I told them I want to marry you, they be like "omo kekere ni mi" meaning am a small girl and I be like how old are you, but can we just be friends bla bla bla, any suggestion to how to properly deal with such response will be appreciated in case the gal I planned to toast say such(she looks 19+). It is not like she is out of my class or too beautiful, no no no not at all, even my twin sister is more classier.

Thanks for reading this far, I know this might seem like an unusual problem but I believe you will have one or two ideas/opinions which I might find useful in other to overcome my deafness and win over this gal. I have no intention of using and dumping her, just date her with the hope of finding her compatible for marriage when the time comes and lastly to relieve myself of Konji the natural way after having gained her trust and affection.

Modified. E be like say I want more opinions, oya CC: lalasticlala abeg do the needful.

oboy3:
Ibadan no understand julius agwu english,they need yoruba Jokes

why Glofest no give 'em baba suwe and baba sala or even Mr latin or any other comedians that performs in Yoruba language and watch them laugh to death