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Romance / Re: Please Advice ''i'm 24 And Impotent, Is There Really God?" by vicechancellor(m): 2:17pm On Apr 15, 2016
MrCork:




....bro i can recomend 3 chicks on nairaland: ...Hateu2, Onstelly or Refiner.......Truss me....yor **kondo** will standddup!! wink
so you sef dey eye refiner?
Romance / Re: Guys Are The Major Reason Most Ladies Are Still Single- Emusmith by vicechancellor(m): 2:08pm On Apr 15, 2016
there's nothing new under the sun, the world is balanced. male,females. good, bad. light, darkness etc. most of the factors you mentioned in your post are actually true, but mostly women constitute a greater problem for themselves cos of this I wanna live like a celebrity mentality. live is a jungle, its the survival of the fittest. if a Lady sees a future in you, she can go as far as getting pregnant for you to make you hers. likewise guys, most guys marry a lady cos they expect fulfilment through they union whether financially, sexually etc. some peepz marry cos of some selfish reasons, its the same in relationships. I'm not perfect though, having egusi soup mixed with ogbono and a little vegetable by the side just in case of an upset. if you understand what I mean.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by vicechancellor(m): 1:28pm On Apr 15, 2016
someone told me that a team that have never won UCL before is going to win it this time around, I thought it was a joke until athletico knocked us out. mancity or athletico Madrid is winning this year's UCL. forget about real Madrid they're as good as dead whether in the semis or finals.
Romance / Re: Ladies Can U Date A Guy U Are Older Than? by vicechancellor(m): 12:49pm On Apr 15, 2016
iamlegend pls take it easy before you'll make somebody commit suicide here pls, gourge/// you're not a hag and you won't die lonely. you guys should just stop the dissing it isn't gonna help the issue at hand.
Romance / Re: Ladies Can U Date A Guy U Are Older Than? by vicechancellor(m): 12:43pm On Apr 15, 2016
Gorgeousolasco:

Not replying doesn't mean am interested. Ok!
then are you uninterested?
Celebrities / Re: Uche Jombo Pictured With Her Son, Matthew by vicechancellor(m): 12:33pm On Apr 15, 2016
uche jumbo, that name though. exact name of one detergent like that 'jumbo'. nice picx sha.
Politics / Re: Emir Sanusi Spotted With Delegates At Kano Airport Enroute Maiduguri. Photos by vicechancellor(m): 12:29pm On Apr 15, 2016
that car must be really expensive.
Politics / Re: 2019: PDP Zones President To North, VP Goes To South East by vicechancellor(m): 12:08pm On Apr 15, 2016
hmmmm.... PDP winning 2019 elections? well it all depends on buharis performance. APC might be booted out if their govt doesn't do anything tangible till next election period. IBO's really have a long way to go, we have many Judas iscariots in our midst. I'm IBO though.

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Celebrities / Re: God Gave Alibaba's Phone Number To Me - Lady by vicechancellor(m): 11:24am On Apr 15, 2016
some people don't know how to lie sha, go and meet lie Mohammed for some tutorial.
Celebrities / Re: Peace Maria Francis: Stop Calling Me A Prostitute by vicechancellor(m): 11:18am On Apr 15, 2016
going by the standard of our society she went far, yes we all admire sexiness and all buy to fulfill all righteousness and eschew extreme criticism she shouldn't have gone that far. did I hear she saying that she's a committed Christian? she must really be a joker.
Politics / Re: Deal With Fulani Herdsmen Like Boko Haram- Reno Omokri Tells Buhari by vicechancellor(m): 3:24pm On Apr 14, 2016
omenka:
And if untrue someone's mother must be the ogogoro addict then.
bro I don't know why majority of people dislike you on this forum, but whatever it is please try and sort it out. its not about being a zombie or a wailer, its about living a life of legacy and giving yourself a good reputation. you can't tell me that all this people pointing accusing fingers on you are all telling lies. as for my mum she's an addict of the xtian gospel.

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Politics / Re: Deal With Fulani Herdsmen Like Boko Haram- Reno Omokri Tells Buhari by vicechancellor(m): 3:14pm On Apr 14, 2016
ChristStriker:


According to omenka it is Igbo herdsmen that have been killing his people and trying to occupy their land not fulani.

That is the level of delusion he has sunk into.

The only thing he does day and night is chant "Sai Baba." grin
like seriously? if true then that niggur must be an ogogoro addict
Romance / Re: 10 Signs A Lady Will Definitely Become A Runs Girl by vicechancellor(m): 12:38pm On Apr 14, 2016
cool write up, if you're a broke dude and try to hook up with these runz babe, your surname will be changed to Sorry.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by vicechancellor(m): 11:34am On Apr 14, 2016
this match pain me no be lie, messi was literarily strolling on the pitch, Suarez could have bitten one of the athletic defenders if it was when he was in Liverpool, neymar was frustrated cos of the crowd of defenders attacking him. term ter stegen could have received a slap from me if I were to be in that field, how could he have let that penalty pass right in front of him. worst of it all, turan brought in, I couldn't say if he was playing for athletico or barca. iniesta did his best but allowed the devil to use him in our own half. busquet needs some ass lashing, I haven't seen a confused defensive midfielder like him as of yesterday. the defence was a total flop. at a time it looked like as if my team were praying for a miracle, it never came and we were knocked out. so far so good the unbeaten run was over enjoyed and as a result fatigue and some unforeseen circumstances have come in between our dream of back to back UCL. but no matter what happens I've always been a cule way back in 2006, I don't think any team can make football easier and sexier the way this team makes it for me. I don't care if they lose all the other trophies or wpoty, as far as they in good shape they won't fail to always give us cules some good moments of sensational football. as for the remaining teams I wish them success.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by vicechancellor(m): 10:06pm On Apr 05, 2016
dmcdad:

What do you actually think?
I didn't see the 'we' in your comment when you quoted me, na vex I carry type am. people just hate barca cos of no reason. jealousy no good at all. anyway, congrats my fellow cule. we're always good to go. enjoy!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by vicechancellor(m): 9:55pm On Apr 05, 2016
dmcdad:

So they have more experience than us then. Lawd!

Before they kicked you out in 2014, were you able to beat them in the games you played them prior? That's what you lot fail to see, that it wasn't about the fixture been a UCL game but about us not having the right tactics to beat them. Or how can you explain playing 6 matches and drawing 5?
dmcdad are you a blaugrana fan, or the halamadrid clowns?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by vicechancellor(m): 9:50pm On Apr 05, 2016
dmcdad:
. You got what you asked for.

We will finish off the game at th3 the Calderon.
I know you were waiting to mock me, now I've the last laugh. yes of course we'll beat them at the Calderon. do you have any excuses yo give again?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by vicechancellor(m): 9:47pm On Apr 05, 2016
ElDeeVee:
Dreams...seems you don't know ATM
bro how market.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by vicechancellor(m): 8:48pm On Apr 05, 2016
this match is really a cracker, i hope barca wins. 3-1 or 2-1
Crime / Re: Herdsmen Kidnap Catholic Priest In Enugu by vicechancellor(m): 4:23pm On Apr 04, 2016
StunningCEO:


I hear you too bro...sorry for the bad language I used earlier... sad sad...but look at how that dilector kanu has been hating and lying on Yoruba people and ipod youths were lapping it all up.......now imagine if the tables were turned...would yorubas do the same....
the whole drama is all funny to me, this things are part of humans, humans are not perfect so don't expect them to be else you'll be disappointed. when Goodluck won the election everybody thought he was our Goodluck not just literarily but he messed up. another govt came promising heaven and earth, but they're hundred miles away from their promises. I wouldn't like what happened in Rwanda 1994 to happen in Nigeria cos of tribalism. so bro don't get annoyed when see some jesters mocking your tribe. just let them be, it'll help you a lot.

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Crime / Re: Herdsmen Kidnap Catholic Priest In Enugu by vicechancellor(m): 3:52pm On Apr 04, 2016
StunningCEO:


Have you not been reading this thread......if it was yorubas...ibos will have opened at least twenty of more threads like recently happened...I just don't understand the hate for us when we don't hate them...Look at this thread and tell me how many yorubas have laughed at their dead or captured...instead...most are even praying for his safe return... angry
bro its not in power to change things as they are now, people can be good or bad so its up to you personally to choose which group you wanna belong. dead men don't have tribe, so abstain from ethnic politics.
Crime / Re: Herdsmen Kidnap Catholic Priest In Enugu by vicechancellor(m): 3:38pm On Apr 04, 2016
StunningCEO:


Sharraap there...a topic about Fulani menace has descended into ibo vs Yoruba and you are here yarning nonsense...if it was your people...there will have been at least twenty threads right now laughing at the death of innocent people and then you will have the audacity to complain that no one likes you...una wickedness no get part 2.
that's one problem with Africans, segregation. I'm not in support of that. if some internet IBO's mocked you on a crisis in the south west do you think its wise to retaliate via verbal warfare? remove the log in your eyes before you complain of another's spec in the eyes. as for the insults you gave me, thanks and God bless.
Crime / Re: Herdsmen Kidnap Catholic Priest In Enugu by vicechancellor(m): 3:24pm On Apr 04, 2016
proudly Ibo, all ya niggas criticising IBOs should just take a chill. I still don't understand why mostly illiterate northerners have political power in this zoo. nobody and I mean nobody should quote me to taunt me.
Politics / Re: Kaduna Preaching Bill: Resolving The Constitutional Controversy (1) ...punch by vicechancellor(m): 7:38am On Apr 01, 2016
God left Africa long time ago, we're just messing simple things up.

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Sports / Re: Egypt Vs Nigeria AFCON Qualifier: 1 - 0 on 29th March 2016 by vicechancellor(m): 7:50pm On Mar 29, 2016
notoriousbabe:
hahajhhahhhhhhhahhhhhhaahhhhhahhhhaahaha he have happen thank God i no on my generation to wash the march
generation ke, na only you waka come?
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Acknowledged Banky W On His Birthday by vicechancellor(m): 9:30pm On Mar 28, 2016
i just like wizkid without sentiments, back then some said his songs were childish but look how far he's gone now. *moral*............always try to be the best you can, there will never be another you in this universe. osondi owendi. osadebe said it all.

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Romance / Re: Ladies, When You Have Desire For Sex, What Do You Do? by vicechancellor(m): 9:22pm On Mar 28, 2016
klenton:



I won't condescend to ur low life status by exchanging banters with u

I was in final yr 10 yrs ago by then u were still struggling with common entrance

U should leave woman and make money first
okay, thank you.
Education / Re: Which University Has The Highest Rate Of Cultism In Nigeria? by vicechancellor(m): 1:22pm On Mar 28, 2016
cupidhero:

Fighting to free yourselves from what? The white mans shackles abi?
,Vikings,Eiye,Aye,Sankara Boys,Pyrates,Buccaneers and the rest are all clowns. Na Korofo and Odin go emancipate black folks right? One of the major reasons i hate y'all is that y'all repent too fast,one minute una be cultists the next minute una don repent dey run after God. Count the number of peeps who desert cultism after they leave school and then you will understand that most of you are temporary hardmen and permanent JEWmen. Ordinary english wey person go point for una head una go begin pray to God. Niggas dying over bullshit...imagine worshipping odin and then going to a native doctor with a random god for protection. Be sincere with yourslef...have you ever heard of Korofo stopping an ordinary Awka made from killing one of your members?

your reasoning is second to none, respect man
Romance / Re: Ladies, When You Have Desire For Sex, What Do You Do? by vicechancellor(m): 1:02pm On Mar 28, 2016
klenton:



Ur still a small boy eating mama tank u, while ur father still gives u money

D best u can do is use it judiciously

Dis is nt a quarrel is an advice
I'm in my final year now, and I work in the school's ICT. I'm contented with the much I have, so keep your goddamnforsaking advice, scallywag.
Romance / Re: Ladies, When You Have Desire For Sex, What Do You Do? by vicechancellor(m): 12:49pm On Mar 28, 2016
klenton:


U wan use ur school fees take her out

Ur a student and u dnt have a ryt to a date
wetin come be your problem, you think everybody is as broke as you're.
Romance / Re: Ladies, When You Have Desire For Sex, What Do You Do? by vicechancellor(m): 10:26pm On Mar 27, 2016
refiner:


nah am not afraid!...why should I?....am just being careful!smiley
which state are you in.
Romance / Re: Ladies, When You Have Desire For Sex, What Do You Do? by vicechancellor(m): 10:25pm On Mar 27, 2016
refiner:


nah am not afraid!...why should I?....am just being careful!smiley
its necessary, even me. I'm just being careful tryna give you a swell time.

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