refiner:


nah nah nah...I don't go on a date wif an unknown person!....it all ends here!

haha, so you sef dey fear kwa

divinehand2003:
I am confused about your case. You had an ex-girlfriend before now and you asked her out, right? So why can't you ask this new one out the same way you did with your ex? Or is there something wrong somewhere? Have you lost your man-hood?

guy you wicked oooo

refiner:


which uni?

unizik,unn,imsu,futo,ensu,absu......choose one!

I'll tell ya lera, besides you didn't give your assent to the first part of the typo.

refiner:



yea vewi vewi close to d east...in fact am in d east self!

having lunch with you will be great, not like I'm asking you out , though I'm in one university like that in the east.

refiner:


lol!....I have not tasted DAT before talk more of drinking it!....I don't take alcohol...buh if atall I av to choose...I will go for sirmnoff...

yea, Andre will still make sense. are you in anyway close to the east.

refiner:



no be for my mind joor!...u don high!


u must av drank more Dan 3 crates of Heineken and God knows d kinda weed u smoked!

hmmm, na die be that one. it seems you like Heineken for a drink, we could drink and dine together if you're cool with that

refiner:



guy how many bottle u drink today?

hmm, babe no be small tin. but you wey reason say I don high(for your mind) try guess am na.

henrylowe:
Very hilarious experience you've got up there Tosyne. Let me also share mine since there's nothing to be ashamed about

I dated this lady for a few months but the only barrier to effective display of our love in Tokyo was the fact that her parents were unnecessarily being strict which prevented us from having the opportunity to see each other but did more of phone conversation. In fact, I dare not visit her and even when she managed to sneak of the house to visit me, she would be very conscious of time for the fear of being scolded if her parents ever found her missing in the house.

One day, on a Friday to be precise, she called me to come and sleep over at her place as her parents were going for a vigil. As a sharp guy now, I smiled to God for answering my prayer. I went to the bathroom, got dressed and also lied to my own parents that I was also going for a vigil, I was granted amnesty by money dad and I headed to her place around 11pm. The whole show started for couple of minutes after which we both slept off (I don't expect anybody to ask me what the show was )

When it was around 4am, there was a knock on the door that was when I knew he was in deep mess. Her parent came earlier than expected. Ordinarily, according to her, she assured me that her parents would not return back until past 5am, but this time I guess things went out of hand.

After few minutes of discombobation on where to hide, I decided to hide beneath the curtain of the toilet located in the axis of the sitting room so that I would quietly sneak out through the main door as soon as they enter into their room. As God will have His way, I successfully hid there, she went to the door, open it and greeted her them. I heard her father playfully told her she no dey use sleep play and all that. She was heading back to her room when calamity happened

Her mother went straight into their room as her father headed towards the toilet to pee before going in with his wife. Seee gbege !!! Before I could say Jack, her father opened the curtain of the toilet and caught me. I thought of running for my dear life but on a second thought the door was already locked with keys so no where to run to

He pointed a torch light on my face and the first question was "what are you doing in my house"? I became a deaf and dumb person at that instance. (Who fit answer dat kind question? ). The man started shouting at the top of his voice and started calling neighbours that he had caught a thief in his house. I began to plead saying "Sir, I came to take your daughter Mathematics lesson and I carelessly slept off". A 50kg slap was registered on my face and he began to beat me mercilessly. When it was dawn, the police came and bundled me to the station since my girlfriend who was in the best position to save him also denied ever knowing me because she knew her head would be ripped off if she made a confession

I was granted a bail later in the day when the she finally confessed that I wasn't a thief


Lalasticlala come and share yours too

I can't really thank you enough for making me laugh nigga.

falconey:
Igboro ti take over.


typing..........


I gat so many that i cant think of one to narrate.

OK
it was 2010, i was dating this girl called queen whom lives 5 blocks away from my uncle's house where i reside then.

The first day we met she was looking for water with her keg In the estate, i saw her and offered to help her get it in our compound, she accepted and we both entered our compound,

as she was waiting for the water to get filled bro dickson bellow took over my senses as i was caressing her ass slowly, she didnt object, in my mind it was ( fal this is your lucky day).

i was very furious when the water got filled because i know i had to stop. Before she could pick the keg up to move out i quickly tricked her to come inside which she agreed.

Mehn i was about to UnCloth when my uncle's wife came in, i never expected her at that time because she always go to evening service every friday.

She caught us and i was so embarrassed because She respect me a lot and she do call me 'brother' ( yoruba courtesy to in-laws). After that night i lost the 'brother' lost the girl and bro dickson was dissapointed too.

ireneony weldone oooooooo

brother, is this story actually meant to be believed? I guess you're just exaggerating.

Cutehector:
with who abeg

you sef see as you dey pursue Dis girl like say you be male goat

refiner:


wif who?

with cutehector na, you don dey crush after him small small

refiner has fallen in love Cutehector

kenonze:
How do i know a fake Nigeria police.

Whenever they stop me while on wheels,

I simply roll up my skirt thus expossing my fresh laps.

If it is a Real Nigeria police, He will smile and wave me "go go go"

If otherwise (fake police) he will prove a bit stubborn but will always have my way.

photos of the fresh laps or................. I don't believe it.

opribo:
Where did this happen, the attire of the groom and the man behind gives an idea. Although it could be the groom people went to koma to marry a wife.

any way na way as far as say den son marry

TonyeBarcanista:
Learn to respect culture of people. Did anyone tell you that the bride was forced? Is anyone complaining to you? What concerns the tradition of people with stone age? Even in western countries some women go topless.b

@OP This is beautiful and lovely!

I'm not being ethnocentric bro, just this kinda things look primitive. some people are still living behind the contemporary world.

r.i.p sir, it will please you to know that 1, we're gonna rape Madrid on April 2nd. ,2, the realization of the treble treble will serve as our tribute to your immense contributions to the game of soccer. farewell!!!.

AlienStar:
Yeah and it's appalling. Women's rights whatever should sth about it.

what about somewhere in cross river where you can marry a girl with less than 1k

hehehe, so you ma wan be record breaker just like Leo messi

Chanchit:
Na this kyn drama I dey like, I would volunteer to play the army, for rehearsal, I go use slow motion dey flog you, but on the D day, if I no flog you go crazy call me basthard, you go cry pass Jesus.

this is wicked

CivilzedTyger:
Na to carry picture even call camera man for video shoot

are you part of the Vaseline crew. no offence.

AlienStar:
And the guy was fully clothed! Some culture needs to be abolished.

some people are still living in the stone age. this kinda things usually happens in rural area of most African countries like south Africa.

Vinshu:
See how women are being used as slaves for the pleasure of perverted bastards. You call this culture really? Oh my.

That's why we clamor for gender equality. This slavery must end.

that's why women like you should rise up to the task.

opson2016:
My wife says she'd keep on watching

what about you? would you give your eyes the viewing rightz

Hourglass4real:
What nonsense Na wa o...what kind of man allows his bride to parade herself nude and what sort of girl go nude all in the name of traditional wedding. Well... OP back to your question. If I witnessed such,I would feel uncomfortable and embarrassed for the female folks

yea, but its kinda like funny. different strokes for different folks they say you know.

coolebux:
Some folks will start sucking thru bluetooth

warri boys no dey carry last for diz kind tinz

nairalanders over to you guys, expecting to see hilarious comments

geni340:
dark anyday, as long as hez handsome...am light already..

you have a heavy united Arab emirate territory, or is it just my eyes

but why didn't Jesus have a date while in earth

evegran:
He looks cute but his height tho. He should totally eat more beans.

is that you on your d.p?

refiner:

....
pardon?

your signature said you'll always love me, abi I miss road?