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Good Idea: Pay Ur WAEC school fees
Bad Idea: Chop Ur WAEC school fees(trusth me i know)

pepper: money

Azu(fish): Money

Show: Come

Kawa or Wave: Leave

I say make u Wave: I say leave now

Tafa Balogun: Thief

Good idea: Have a three some with u in the middle
Bad idea:  Have a thre some with one opposite sex

Dad: Jess pls call an ambulance

ooooooohhhh!!! my son wake up

Wetin concern me with Ugly

1) If he smiles all the time u guys are together. I don't mean like a jackass but he smiles with blushes.

2) If u guys have never spoken before, and there is a constant stare, then u know Ur the most beautiful thing his ever seen.

3) If he complements on everything u try on.

N;B never assume because a guy doesn't talk to u, he doesn't notice u, cos there is a strong possibility that he's thinking of comming to u that very minute. If only u could give him some kind of sign that u might be interested.

There is no place like home

Cohesion. Nigerian movies lack Cohesion. There is always a different story from part 1 to part 2, it's never straight forward.

Amazing, outstanding

Waaaaat? u dey compare omotola and rita dominic? chei even a blind man know say rita no go fit dey compared to omotola. I bet u Rita know that too.

please guys there is no way Emeka Okafor(Okufor as it is pronounced) would leave the best team in the world to come play for Nigeria. I would love to see that though, but no chance. Let's just keep trying, any team that can score 88points in a competitive game isn't bad at all.

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My ribs
people in my school think am going nuts. i can't stop laffing

Emm i see only chicks are replying to this it's realy wired
But don't get me started abot the Divas. They are so hot, i Love Trish, Victoria, Candice, Lita and my favorite Stacey (long Legs) Kiebler

Coke bottle is preferable any day But am not ruling out the beauty of 88
I like women with nice features and nice smile coke, 88 or 11

I don't mean to touch any bad spots But look at it this way the new super eagles team is unbelievable, i can tell for a fact that they can take on anybody from the Top 10. Let me ask u a question, How many matches has england played? and how many have they won? Didn't they just get their ass whooped by northern ireland. They have not won any major trophies since 1966 but they are rated very high. We have bad management, but there is no denying the fact that we have a world class team that can beat any country in the world. Pls on physical level and talent the Us team is no way compared to the Super Eagles

1 Henry  (Arsenal)
2 Obafemi Martins (Inter Milan)
3 Adriano (Inter Milan)
4 Yakubu (Portsmouth)
5 Deco (Barcelona)

I think u guys under-rate Nigeria players alot, have u guys forgeten that the yak was the second highest goal scorer after Henry, he scored four times in a game more than once. Since he left portsmouth, they have been in decline, not even lua lua could help. I think last season after henry, then eto'o and yakubu. These were the top three strikers last season. please somebody dispute that. obafemi and adriano are not far behind either.

There is no chance in hell for england winning the world cup. They would be destroyed by the smallest team in the tornament
they give themselves so much hype, but they lack in cohensive play. Don't get me wrong, they have exceptional players but the hype is oh... my God!!! can this people stop. They give their players way too much credit. Obafemi martins is way better than wayne rooney, they know it, but they are afraid to say. This is the tornament for Brazil to loose They have the best midfield and attack in the world, but they are not focusing on their defence, just like the way Real madrid are doing now.

outstanding

cucumber in his hand she yelled u sneaky bastard,

is this wat u been using on me 4 the past 10 years

he yelled bak speaking of sneaky how do u explain our 2 kids

The community shields would be the last cup they win this season, not with the likes of Lyon, Barcelona, Liverpool, and even my team Arsenal stil in the champions league. They've lost the premiership cup already, they are just trying to postpone the inevitability. The FA cup might be their only hope, if Murinho's Ego does'nt get the best of him.

Hmmmm it would be unfair not to thank u guys 4 liking my joke,
i am very honored. hah

Ha hahahahahaha u are killing me Oh my God

I ca't stop laughing, oh my ribs ha ha ha ha. am a good boy

cheerleading is a very fun and exciting sport, and its not mean't for girls only even guys can become chealeaders, i will applaude any move to make chearleading grow in Nigeria.

It said that the various club coaches in europe are against the Nations cup, saying that it is a bad idea, urging African players to boycot the tornament. Wilson Oruma was quoted as saying that when he was signing for his new club, he promised that he wasn't going to feature in the African Nations tornament, so he is a big doubt to feature.(www.kickoffnigeria.com). English premiership bosses like Sam Alardyce and the rest, are strongly against releasing players for this tornament.


My Opinion is direct, they have no saying, i don't care what it costs them, this is Africa's pride, and in no way are we going to do away with one of the few things that still keeps us together. They have taken everything we have, they have taken most of our best players from our leagues and now they are against our beloved tornament. No way should we stand for this, and no way should any african players stand for this. So if they can't take it, they should go hit their heads against something. THE AFRICAN NATIONS CUP MUST GO ON.

Abeg my Naija people
Wat do u guys think of opening a new kegites unit in New York
i dey talk to some naija students, and they seem to like the idea.

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Am not a big fan of basketball, but i think the miami heat is a very strong contender and also my team the ny nikes

yeah martins is the best, but aghawonder has heart, with him in front of goal, i an very assured that the day will be fine. there is only one thing i regret about martins, and that is his just a left footer. But any day, i will simply prefer the combination of Martins/Aghaowa to Martins/Makinwa.

I am sorry to say that chealsea fans will be very disappointed when we the gunners take control of the league and eventually win it. remember at this point we are 11points different from chealsea with a game in hand. Ashley cole has been injured since the bigining of the season, and sadly also gail clichy. but we've been doing fine with the lousy cygan. i just hope and pray this guys recover, and then we will be unstopable again.
I know Arsenal is an attacking team, but we sometimes forget about the back, we desperately need a defensive midfielder to support the line backers because they sometimes forget themselves.
Our attacks are not bad, i have seen Hleb, and i am happy we have him, van persie is just simply unbelievable but wenger needs to do something about the defence since they let in way too much goals, casing point against wigan campbell and toure simply disgraced themselves. As for cygan i would play Almunia as left back anyday than play him for 5 mins.