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My Guy
weed-up !

BuhriL

He still remains the GOAT !

Igbo People and Money eh !
nobody should quote me am not feeling fine

Chiefochiefo:
I was invited for interview sometime ago, I bought new suit, pure white long sleeve shirt, new tie, new shoe, woke up 5am, got there by 6am, only for the so called interviewer to tell me that in their kind of job I don't need suit and expensive dresses. Then I ask what kind of job is that? He said GNLD. Shit!!! I almost fainted.

No vex what is GNLD ?

Bukasint:
Telling me Thank You after fucking hell of my pussi....

lol

kiddinq or what?

pocohantas:
Weed...

Wetin Adamu no qo see for warehouse?? na even female sef !
Are u just tryinq to qain cheap likes?
Ogbeni explain for the benefits of ur fellow Nlers

Op are u high?
What about Yemisi? (my love)

This has become a norm
if your music Video no reach 1M Views in 24 hrs "HIDE YOUR FACE"

My friend stop wishing and have a Reality-check !

Music to my ears !

PrickGetShoulder:
What you want to do is rape. It isn't good.
You can go to any ashawo house go blow.
Spanish fly cost too. 2k upwards.
No reason to drug anybody before you Bleep am.

Udo.

Spanish is for another mission,which is far from supposed rape bro, i knw itz costly

where i fit qet am?

akpoguma1989:
My brother thank you, and the problem is that both of them are extremely beautiful

I can imagine bwoda !
i knw u hv beinq kpanshinq her
#lol
has she acknowledged u quys are datinq ?

You made it a lot easier for you!

It's good U told her u have a qirlfriend, just casually tell her you nd ur woman would be qetting married soon! watch her Reaction

Treat her like a friend, let her know you quys are just friends, unless if u've been f**kinq her! (which miqht be FWB*friends with benefits* relationship)
Which takes nothinq away from it!

If u cannot heed to my piece of advice above, don't joke with this one!

Since u have fallen for her, it's best u avoid her like plague, force yourself to do it!
it's the only you would kill that spark subconciously !, and do well to give her the impression it's a casual friendship so u don't quilt yourself Afterwards!

Xoxo !

Cc Seun
Cc Lasticlala
Please this is front-page worthy !

Gofwane:
e dey wella but dem no dey sell am anyhow. Na only for coded people.

Hope no be say you wan use am on one slay queen

Hw u take know
the barney dey form for me !
u knw where i fit qet "spanish fly" too?

*Sings*

"Some Breasts na Apple breasts, Some Breasts na Bottle breasts, my Brother which one u choose o?

An Apple breast na standing fan,
A Bottle breast na pillow, the TWO no dey do the same Work !" (3X)

Yahoo-Yahoo Pastor!
welldone sir ! (in Falz's Voice)

Wordsfrombimpe:
LOLS! IS LIKE YOU HAVE BIG THINGS THATS COMMENDABLE!

Y do i have the feeling U have bottle br**sts ?

Gofwane:
That shiit did me shege back in 2013. My body system got used to that stuff to the extent i can take up to 5 pill per day, drink beer, sip codein, smoke cigarretes and still be relatively normal.

Then came the day i was to be operated on due to appendice. They gave me the usual injection to pass out but oboy, my eyes were wide open and i was even gisting normal with the doctor!

Oboy, the drama that day is nothing i can finish typing today

Abobi ur brain stronq gan_gan !
roph. dey pharmacy shebi?

JasonScoolari:
Dear Oba of Zombieszz,


What do you expect JUDE to call a Lifeless Affidavit daura drunk?

Do you want JUDE to join the league of Buhari Media Cow's in licking Baba Lifeless bony ass?

There's no difference between Buhari's integrity and Tacha's skin colour...... So fake.

I hereby join JUDE and many other sane Nigerians to say that "Buhari Is Mad"

Can We Make 1000 likes for this post please ?

chariisGRACE:
It would have been a vision in my country Nigeria

It would have been constructed in. space of 20 years in Nigeria

At the end it will be abandoned

Then the next administration will come up with the blame card

"The previous administration was so qwarapt"

Elect me and I will fight qwaraption in Nigeria & other stories. (written by- Muhammadu Buhari)

Gosh i love this book, its a Story about Scam,tyranny And Deceit.

Wordsfrombimpe:
HMMN , SO YOU USE THAT BRAND THAT MEANS YOURS IS BIG , NICE ONE

is like U like big things, that's Commendable !

donbachi:
wetin make woman a wife material no be by cooking a pot of soup and stew with just 1,500 naira....na by eating dem for one month before cooking another one.

wrong man !

You as husband u go fit eat soup wey last for 2 complete weeks?


yenyenyen !

MASTERCHIEF0847:
if not she is dangerously ignorant.

*smiles*

U have nothinq else to offer Bimbo !

Well Said !

Sai Baba
Nothinq does you !

I think you watch porn a lot, and u soapy!

u don't thinq the opposite gender is worth layinq off talkless of Loving, when u can easily picture them in ur mind and soapy!

My humble opinion thouqh.

ismailharudeen:
In 2018, I applied for 4 scholarships; Chevron, Agbami, Shell, Seplat. Out of those four, I wrote 3 of the exams and I won 2 of them. How did I do this? Emmanuel Esien helped me. He gave me past questions I couldn’t find anywhere and taught me the way the approach the questions. Today I am an awardee of the Agbami 2018 scholarship. We want to empower the people applying for these scholarships because it really is a good way to assist ourselves in Nigeria. Join this WhatsApp group :https:///HP2Xqig2qpMIT1BOJjROju
Text +234 907 191 3518 on WhatsApp if you cannot join from the link.
This group chat will provide past questions that a lot of people have not seen and have no access to. We will also run seminars on these scholarships.

I Just sent a mssg to the number, requestinq to be added to the qroup!