₦airaland Forum

GorkoSusaay:
Menelik II and Tafari Makonnen (future Haile Selassie), rather.

I think Iyasu was Menelik's grandson right? And if Menelik was succeeded by Iyasu, then its logical to say that's Iyasu.

Menelik and Iyasu

STFUareyouGod:
Hahahaha. Seems we in the shiit together. I've never had anything to do with BFriday. I've only watched in TV, read in papers and heard from friends. I've never been chanced to go shopping that particular day. Lol

But then, I'm never bothered cuz things I'll really like to get won't change price. So either ways, it'll be a lose lose for me

Exactly! Even when my friends asked "if I had any particular item I'd love to shop for, if I dint have an exam", I couldnt think of any.


Even Boxing Day Sales. The thought of having to go line up at the stores so early, is not encouraging at all.

I can only consider Cyber Monday a little bit, but these days it's less secure, and the kind DDOS wey competitors dey take attack each other no be here.

STFUareyouGod:
ilu ti yi orin ti chanji oooo •••in Ayefel's voice••• well well well, no comment. Make God help bring back the good Nigeria



Good to know you're still around and doing well tho
I'm sure you had great bargains with the BlackFriday thing

But you know I'm not lying na. I no vote for Bubu.

Amin Jesu! Olorun ayi Igba pada si rere!

Yea still around! Thank you. Great bargains kwa? I couldnt even shop for a single thing. Me wey dey write exam when others dey shop. I had exams on Wednesday and Friday.

The good side: Atleast e save me money.

STFUareyouGod:
No go forget o, you follow sign change o. Remember? So he must stay till 2023. If third term sef possible, we go give am


Na so. Nipa ife olugbala, kolesikan

Wonti "accusation" mi o.

I no vote for am na. Remember that time, I talk sey I go respect and support any government wey enter as na my duty be that as a Citizen and according to the Scripture, na the right thing to do.

As the recession dey vex me, I still gats support the government.

Amin!
Oju rere re ki pada, Ki yo si nkan.

STFUareyouGod:
see you o. E reach pass sef. Na home and away o. He said we're all corrupt. So people running away from us


We wanted change, no we have it. Sadly, he gon' be there till 2023

E no reach wetin Home dey experience.

Awwwwnnn! 7 year tan yan yan.


No worry, it can only get better.

STFUareyouGod:
I dey kampe o. Bubu yaf almost kee me for myself away

lol. Bubu no reach ya side na.

Na we suppose dey complain.

STFUareyouGod:
I lost my French power to this recession. I only speak pidgin now

hahahaha

I mean sey: My Friend, thank you o, I wish you the same.

How you dey?

STFUareyouGod:
Happy New year my long lost friend

Mon Ami! Merci, vous Aussi!

Comment Cava?

Awwwwwnnnn! How Romantic!

ekanDamie:
hmmm. I always need someone to remind me of this. thanks much.
I've confessed, and I have changed my ways too.
no more immorality till I wife her.

Always a pleasure!

May the Grace to keep to your words be made Sufficient for the both of you.

ekanDamie:
my ways are not pure o. I might have. with all d postinor wey we don allow dem use?

I don't know your religion, but scripture says in Psalm 130vs3

"LORD, if you kept a record of our sins, who, O Lord, could ever survive?"
Another translation says "If God was to mark our iniquities, no one will stand"

Trust God to forgive you and let the guilt go away.
The enemy will always try to make you feel guilty even after confessing your sins, but dont yield.

Once you confess your sins before God and turn away with your whole heart, He delivers.

ekanDamie:
thanks much. I watched it.
I just pray God forgives me and give me twin girls. so adorable

It's a pleasure.

Hahahaha. Did you commit any sin that wont make God give you twins? lol.

angelTI:
God bless all good mothers. They deserve every good thing we can afford!

Amen! Yes o. Iya ni wura!

Where's Lasisi69?

Frisky87zx:
Hi people! My Canada study permit application is 3 months old and I have not been instructed to proceed with the medicals. The estimated application process is 16 weeks as per Canadian immigration website. Meanwhile, resumption date for my proposed program is 09 January 2017. I have written emails to the visa office in Accra, Ghana but got no response. Be advised that they do not respond to enquires that is still within process time and unfortunately mine is a month away from the estimated processing time. I desperately need information on how to expedite the process so people any advise is very much appreciated. Cheers.

Op, you may not get a response here.

Visit the Travelling to Canada thread and post your question.


https://www.nairaland.com/3315266/travelling-canada-part-11

Airforce1:
if he had succeeded in stealing those phones , instagram and twitter no go rest

this is an eye opener to all the thirsty Naija girls out there that not all that glitters is gold.


may that dude that stole my phone last Saturday night never know peace.

Bros, suffery na. On your previous thread you said it was Yesterday the guy and his girlfriend stole your phone.
Which one come be last Saturday again?

Nawa o. Na everyday dem dey steal your phone?

Chelsea!!!

ekanDamie:
Lol. actually have not seen d video. u mind linking me up to it?

Here you go!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2SDh8VVyUc

She's beautiful!

Op, Congratulations!

One part of the story seems contradicting.

Oga say na sales boy. Eye witness say na sales girl.

Who we wan believe?

If na sales boy and sales girl why dint anyone mention both?

ekanDamie:
reminds me of this pics that made me laff hard

lmaoooo!!!

That video is one of the best videos I've ever watched. So lovely and cute!

I love the inscription on her Shirt.

"Hurt me with the truth, don't comfort me with a lie"

God2man:
I would like to know the meaning.

Here you go:

You are God. You are God.
You are the eyes that I use to see.
You are the key that opens the door.
You are the song that I sing.

The burning flame did not consume me.
What do I have to offer you?
I bend my knees and worship You.
You are God!

PS: I translated from the yoruba version, as they both mean the same thing.

BABANGBALI:
1. Financial (Bankers, brokers, analysts)VICKY.ROTEX


2. Aviation (Pilots, flight attendants, flight pursers)AJEP.AKO


3. Healthcare (Doctors, nurses, nursing assistants)AMINA.T5080


4. Business (CEOs, managers, secretaries)FREEG.LOBE


5. Sports (Athletes, instructors, representatives)MSGLOB.ALWONDER


6. Arts (Musicians, models, actors, photographers)ROKI.ATU



7. Nightlife Industry (DJs, dancers, waiters)OSUSUMU.STFLOW



8. Communication (Journalists, public relations, communicators)



9. Legal (Lawyers, secretaries, prosecutors, judges)FABF.UNMI

Who did this to you?

collinscabal:
U just mentioned almost all jobs, don't tink u even tought be4 writting this cabbage

Afi Cabbage na.

Cabbage kor, Cucumber ni.

Benita27:
Cheating has nothing to do with profession, a faithful partner will remain as such no matter the nature of the job, while one with the inclination to cheat will always do so.

kikies:
Yes na,d girl annoy me dat day ehn,na ein I change am for am ooo
Whether na her family buy phone for me ni
BTW what's "Ebure"

lol.

Chop Ebure, mean sey "Make you no vex"

dfrost:
Okay. I'll try to get. Thanks. When are coming to Nigeria? Anytime time soon?

Not anytime soon, but it wont take a long time either.

IYANGBALI:
1-i will direct DSS to arrest seun lalasticlala and all other mods for all the ban ban wey dem ban me for nairaland

2-i will arrest and detain for 4 years osusumustflow funjosh eleko1 funmilade11 edwife mukina2 ajepako chukwudi44 abimbawealth fabfunmi msglobalwonder Freeglobe Aminat508 Prettythicksme Juliaann Juliaann for direspecting me when I was nobody. Funjosh will be my driver,eleko1 will be my gardener,ajepako,VickyRotex and Aminat508 will be my cooks.

3-i will negotiate with Ipob to know how much they will pay me to actualise their dreams of biafra

4 - I will pack all the money in CBN

5 -i will kill all the people that will come after me including those on nairaland

6-i will sell Nigeria to India or Pakistan and relocate to live in the moon.

But who open Yaba Left door for you to escape?

We Ose!

Happy Married Life to her!

We Ose
We elolo ni re daghe
We isahan ni retu jodea
We ilolo nimeze
Era no tuo oha tuamea
Bikwe whonle ni a rere o
Medigwe me roe abba
We Ose

kikies:
Its not ooo
Its so annoying d way some ladies spy on dier spouses phone,dat act irritates me, even wen married,ur partner still has a right to his/her privacy.
And some ladies after spying they still remain in dat relationship oooo,nagging dier heads off,making life difficult for d poor guy.........goshhhh

lol. Bros, e be like sey one sister don do am for you before?

Chop Ebure!