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Why does baba looks like a mutilated elephant now.....perhaps he statrted stealing Nigeria currency since his youthful age

nedu666:
Does this include rituals, yahoo men etc

when u wan get sense like this na...com on grow up

In the name of miracle, is all good to touch

Sanction ko, Tarrif ni...... person wey trump go call for phone then dem go laugh tire....plan work at work

Mankis:
Well, I generally agree with you, but if you treat it as a hobby and don't overdo it, you can really enjoy it. I also tried Paripesa, overall I'm happy, there are some downsides, but if you take the market, it's one of the best choices for a break.

I heard lot of people talk abt paripesa....Mayb i did try it out and see

Originalsly:
,Hmmm .... beef and pork I know for sure is not allowed in the US ...raw or cooked ... but fish/seafood is allowed ... uncooked ...cooked ...dried ... doesn't matter. I'm surprised not in Canada... makes sense to me why it is allowed in the US but doesn't make sense why it is not allowed in Canada.

That is bcus Canada isn't the United state...You can't compare x doings of Kano state with Anambra state, they act and do things differently.....Just as beer is allowed in the united state nd some countries, such isn't allowed in Saudi Arabia nd some countries also.

Joseph12q:
You have not good story about betting?

No one does

Anything wey concern the religion of piss enh, i no dey put body again o..... those people enh...anyway sha.......

AragonDragon:
Good day my Nlanders. I'm planning to buy a car but am confused. I'm a 9-5 person and I spend 800-1k daily as transport fare. I currently have 12 million in savings. The car am eyeing is Camry 2014, dealer is telling me 11.5 million. If I use 11.5m that means I only have 500k left. I'm confused weather to go for the car or not.

the motor too cost o....2014 for 11.5

Wetin dey alwys funny me pass for this NL bsay, person wey dey correct anoda man english fit no get shishi for account or worst pass d person wey him or her dey correct....

SultanOfPuna:
Jumping like monkeys is a METAPHOR!!!!!!!

Abi these Arabs no go school??

Other metaphors include

Roaring like Lions
Wise as a Serpent
Quiet as a Dove

Go school una no go gree
Na to dey slam forehead for ground

Na for literature this one be metaphor o.....for football, literature no dey included.
Jumping like money, based on his time of action being used goes a long way bro.

My type of guy..... LovePeddler wants a lambo with a damm stinky pussy bag......does her pussy bag worth a damm Gle, talkless of a lambo.....

Bitch jst got snoozed by oluwaburna

Abeg say na so them spell that Arm robbers like Arm rubber.....WTF, rubber?....if na so e be, then Nigeria police don cast....make we dey speak our native language. Notin like vernacular again.

Na their kpekus dos Islami terrorist go first use welcome them

Suicide bombers

I can kill my self but i can not commit suicide

Add me to ur group...09038069779

Thieves everywhere
My Dad once told me ''Son, a small thief is a big thief and a big thief is a bigger thief, and a bigger thief is an armed robber and an armed robber is a prisoner of war''.

anonimi:
What is the need to hustle for, when you can simply follow Akpabio's advice and ask the free food providers to also make TV available for enjoying DSTv

wetin person dey see for Street self pass Dstv

Na people wey dey watch tv e go affect.. wen last i don sit down watch tv..where that time day self wen man dey hustle life up nd down.....E go beta.

E no go beta 4 dis farmers o....abi iku fe pa won ni

jaksmillioniar:
I think is gud she marry early dat why I like muslim.u see some girls at 16 dey sleep around yet wen u want to marry dem dey say dey are underage.is beta to marry Dan to be sleeping around

whc is worse, sleep around or get married under pretence and still sleep around knowing fully well you re married?

Busifive73:
Good evening Sport lovers , if you are interested in fixed games ( soccer and basketball) message me on Whatsapp 08024082648



Note: only serious minded people should DM me.

Baba this ur format don cast a very long time ago......no body go fall 4 ur cheap scam

SultanOfAbia:
I AM A STRONG SUPPORTER OF ISRAEL... BUT ISRAEL SHOULD SHUT DA FVCK UP

When i saw heads of gaza kids split open with their brains leaking out
Nobody make noise

When gaza kids are blasted with 6kg israeli bombs flatening areas
Nobody make noise
Now 3 israeli kids die
The whole world no gree us hear word.

When it comes to killing babies
ISRAEL don kill over 5000 kids with heavy bombs. So lets not play naive here.

Go to telegram Alex parker 18+
And see multitude of dead corpse of gaza kids frim 2 to 8 yrs in size and height. Dead and rotten in the streets

Are you saying 3 Israeli kids are more important than 5000 gaza kids.

When it comes to children
That is where i draw the line.
Kids are Kids. Nothing like gaza kids or israeli kids. If you kill kids you have no moral right to wail when the same is done to you.

You cant kill 5000 kids and act like the world end when 3 israeli kids are killed. Stop this Nonesense

This is the only thing i wont support from israel. Ive supported them all since the war started. Shalom

I agree with you, but there is quite a difference there.....Hamas kids will only grow up to become a suicide bomber whereas Israeli kids grow up to become a useful asset to there country....so wen you know that someone will grow up to become a terrorist, what do u av to do than kill him/her.

I no longer have respect for this so called Alfah again....all they do is ritual in disguise.......Alfah nd juju nd like 5and6....one dey carry dat Tesuba 4 hand, come wear that white jalamia join,u go tink say na true Alfah not knowing dat na fake nd ritualist person dey greet everyday.

ChizzyBuna:
I reached out to a cousin of mine in Norway. I begged him for small financial assistance any amount no matter how small.
He read the message and said he will see what he will do.

That was january 15, since then he rarely reply my message and if he reply he ignores my cry for help

I tried writing him again but tears started rolling from my eyes.
I felt so depressed begging my cousin and him just playing me like a child. Ignoring my messages

I need advice, should i call it quit and distance myself from him?

baba leave ur cousin alone nd hustle....stop depending on someone. Do u knw hw he is surviving in Norway. Bcus he is aboard now, u wan rip am

Wizzy13:
We broke up after having multiple quarrels.
We have dated for 3years and she became a part of me. We went our separate ways for close to a month now.
I started healing but these says she has been appearing to Me like every day and it hurts when ever i set my eyes on her.
She has moved on so quickly and she's dating now.
This is really hurting.
Now wishing i neva knew her
pls don't Say am simping its only who had loved for that long will understand.

She already moved on while you are still feeling the heat due to the separation. Let me just be frank with you, Did you know all those 3 years of dating, you were actually dating ur own self thinking you were in love with someone else......She cut u off the track a long time ago and was jst finding a perfect time to quit. She ended the relationship long time ago but u neva knew.......

Just move on nd look for someone else who's worth it and let her be....

wayray:
I met a girl during a short visit to Ibadan at my uncle's place. We exchanged numbers and we got talking online. She happens to be a fresh graduate serving.

During one of our usual gist, she said since I'm based in Lagos, I should assist her to look for job by sharing her cv which I obliged. We fixed a date to lash ourselves as Omo ogbon that I am. But my stay got cut short due to urgent stuff at my workplace. ( I forgot to add that I was on leave during this visit) So I left but we still continued gisting and had the date rescheduled for Lagos at my place. When the date for the meeting came, this babe demanded for transport fare which I gave without thinking twice. But surprisingly this babe blocked me immediately after receiving the fund. As a sharp guy, I switched to plan B after waiting for a week without success. I used my other line WhatsApp to chat her and claimed to be chatting her from the company from which I dropped her cv. My people immediately, this babe unblocked me and started apologizing. I said no whala, I pretended to follow up with the company so that they can pick her.

Now I have dropped a particular address not too far from my home for her in Lagos as the location of the company? SHOULD I ALLOW HER TO EMBARK ON THE JOURNEY OR I SHOULD FORGIVE HER?

Pls. I need your advice before Monday. I apologize about the long write up typo.

you re a very useless person nd should be ashame of ur poor self.....so in summary, you want to sleep with her b4 getting her a job and d girl was smart enough....how can u send a lady transport fare to come over ur place jst 4 d sake of sex...The money u gave to her, i can bet my ass out, u cn neva gv such to ur fellow guy but in disguised of getting her a job you want to sleep with her........you are a madman. Idiot......If eventually something bad happens to her now nd the police apprehend u, you go say na village people do u whereas notin concern them at all

He go pay na,d rude boy get d money.,...zazuu go bring am come 4 him.....if u knw u knw

Dem go wash am...laslas everybody go die

PP123:
Biafra slave

stupidity lives in u...tell me what Impact has Tinubu done to you....instead, u re still stagnant at d same spot as b4.....set awon werey ole