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chineduace:
Hello guys,
i dont know if it's only me but my Lost MB miraculously appeared on my phone today.

I subscribed for 500 MB on Thursday midnight, it vanished by morning of Friday (with data off).

Does anyone have same experience...
check your balance and lets keep up the good work: *559*4# or *567*3*3*2*3#

Hi chineduace... I am experiencing the same thing.. I subscribed on Thursday for 500mb and I didn't open more than 2pages on nairaland and all I saw was 5MB as balance ... My jaw dropped ...
I have been follwing the thread and complaint of others...... I just dialed *559*4# and my data has been restored...

khassy:
so SOCKS na criteria to getting job now

I tire o!!

Sex matters can be a bit tough on teenagers

First of all ask him how he got them and what he is using them for? Seek clarity before you break his head. It could be these NGO or NYSC group came to his school or he is using them to educate others.

Every teen or young adult will eventually get to know what sex is about either by experiment or by sex education.

Help him understand that it his body and also his life he may be toying with of he doesn't handle his sexual energy properly.

benedima1990:
Am ashamed to say this but my mother is just the best.

No Shame dear.. When you start earning better, please remember her.

preach93:
Vic. O abi kinni won pe e... U think Headies recognize cultural dance songs?

Guy ... This got me cracking with laughter.

She is a pretty lady just trying to have a signature hair like Missy Elliot, Cynthia Morgan, late Goldie , Asa, Halle Berry, Toni Braxton, Pink, Rihanna, etc.

Although that shade of Grey isn't fascinating... It's her signature... Hate it or love it. 1

What sort of dumb post is this?

Well she can't make a head way as long as she is still with him.... She should go back to her family for now and see how she can do something with her life...... Since feeding is an issue, she could work a little.

Her life is in danger as you said, if your family or her family can gather some transport for her let her come back home before we would start typing RIP....

remember Oscar pistoriius gf? Dead
Titi Arowolo of skye bank? Also dead.

And the title of this nollywood movie is............ . THE PRIEST'S WIFE.......... grab ya copy nowwwwwwwwwwww...

Mtchww.. Nonsense

I am speechless...... Ice cold murder? Even devil go fear this kind of man...

Larryfly:
My brother dont mind all these comments. Pls you are a graduate dont belittle yourself. What will your friends and coursemates say if they see you in jevinik?
It ll be a shame!!!!
Keep applying to banks and to oil companies, one day your prayers will be answered.






Pls help me with your aunt's number. I m not a graduate but I have
University and served. Thanks

This is hilarious...... Abeg chop knuckle for this epic reply

You sure this is an alligator or iguana?

I ate it once with black soup while I was in ondo.... It was nice I guess.. Tastes like cornmeal

Chinese kwa? Ngwanu..

This kind lie ehn get bowleg

Receive brain.... even if it is ram brain...

Blizzy9ja:
Ghen- Ghen!!...Pay back time... Go and rape him back, after all dem say "do me, I do u, god no go vex"

Funny

Sorry for the loss... I don't know why such happened... But I belive it could have been averted...

People just lost their fathers.... Rip

Life is war
You win with fighting
You lose in not trying

Just go and come back to tell us what happened.

One thing is certain though you have shown them you lack some form of personal integrity.

Tell that poster that
His abi na her phone is sin

He or she should throwaway the phone he is using to type this bull crrap into the lagoon

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]How do you people formulate your questions? [/color]

MA broda I tire ooooo.. all ds topics are just absurd.....
Tomorrow we wud see front page of :

I WOKE UP AND WENT TO POO AND IT WAS BROWN IN COLOR PLS WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

Everything takes some time... Every one's date is different.. Some are still on the phone interview stage awaiting personality test.. For now people do not have the right answers to all questions.

In olamide voice

He say he want Gucci oh
He say he go marry me oh
I say I no get money oh
Story for the gods the gods oooooooo In olamide voice

Pls who is the director of this film? TITLED ;
OH! MY GUCCI SHOE. Part 1

By the way who DE flowered the girl? Isn't it a guy with his joystick? She climbed her self and got DE flowered ba?
Ds post is a waste of my mb.

Is it just me or some folks wake up and post crap here? Mr poster are you married?
Are you a virgin? By the way is marriage just bout the wedding night?

Bia... Why do you want to know the excitement sef? ... Your sex life is yours and yours alone inugo? Receive sense......

What kind of dumb post is this?
Receive sense in Jesus name.

Biko why is this on front page?

In my opinion, the problem is double standard from some of the hiring managers.. Hiring decisions are not always objective.

People need to understand that even the best and most qualified often times do not get the vacant job.

If the instruction says send your resume, just do that

And for those screaming graduates are UNEMPLOYABLE... No worry judgement day is coming..

Xcuse me Mr Rapmoney I do suggest you indeed stop takin Vexin for sumone else's headache.

That babe that co-habitted with some dude ten years ago , in 10-20years time will become the wife of a senator or governor or worse stil your brothers wife. And you will be forced to call her "aunty" or "madam"..

Ala di n'udi n'udi ( plenty types of madness)

Oke n'ofia ngwere n'ulo (rat 4 bush, lizard inside house)

Finally my mom's favorite "otokolo"
(No idea what it means , but keeps us laughing at home)

Smallville10:
Aradite or red oil

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Red oil will make sense!!!