₦airaland Forum

Rihanna or Hyena??

Sisi_Kill: Oh this guy is so smart, see how he is using Exposure Therapy to combat the grammatical war soldiers. By changing his Gs to Qs, he exposes them to so many errors, they become desensitized it and before you know it, Nairaland will become a Grammatical War Free Zone!

Very impressive I must say! Two thumbs waaaaay up, man!!! https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/41.gif

Na wa o! Engligbo.

Somalia, British or Fulani herdsman what matters is that he is happy with his achievements. Period

Stale

900k

Please how much can I clear a Honda CRV 2010? Please I need answers and agent ASAP.

Will it fly for 600k? As you can see the interior is almost gone

Olodostein: R.I.P to the deceased.

Meanhile, our Govt need to protect natural habitat and not to clear everywhere in the name of "Development".

Where can I get Natural Honey ?

I will drop you at the exact spot he was attacked you can fetch some.
Stupid longer throat!

When will the UK criminals in Nigeria be made to serve their Jail term here?

Stallion77: Am i seeing something nobody is seeing?? so na una dey fuel dis thing abi??

Am disappointed that you are surprised

Toy soldiers

Akpabio and his usual eye service when it comes to who he wants help from. I though GEJ has sorted out your case with Frank Okon even when the case was as clear that you forged Nwudo's signature. Why not concentrate in enriching you and your cousins while claiming you are building the best infrastructures that America don't even have. Your wife on other hand is buying all the properties she can lay her hands on at every choice area. You are Buying press and award that you can find from any hole while civil servant are consistently paid every 2 moths for the last 6yrs now. From all indication Akpabio will be the next Ibori inline

Anytime I hear that name PHCN the first thing on my mind is always Nigerian Police. Well the package looks juicy is Alaba generator sellers would allow them take the money.

I feel our own president died and was buried months before it was officially announced. I feel they only buried Yar was buried and Adua was left in labs and hospitals in Germany the Arabia.

kiki love: Very scary

It won't be scary if this hot dude has it below belt

A typical Fulani herdsman

Are there no Fulani Herdmen in Naira Land?

ebamma: this our goalkeeper suppose dey play basketball

Why?

Their brains are half Ram half Cow

laoma15: Pastor Tunde Bakare is the Elijah of our time. It is the responsibility of a Prophet to check the on-doing of anyone in a leadership position. We all knew how Elijah dealt with King Ahab. Bakare is doing his God-sent work and he should be encouraged. He has distinguished himself from other preachers who goes to Abuja to beg for contract. When a prophet says "thus says the Lord" a president should catch cold.How comes Nigerians are too far away from the reality? do you think its everyone who can close their eyes seeing evil and act of wickedness being perpetuated? do you think that money is everything? those in government should continue to steal and steal and no one should talk? is that a type of legacy we would like to leave for our up-coming ones? if the present leaders knows that they cannot secure our life and properties and take us to a promise land then they should yield to the yearning of teaming Nigeria Population as advocated by Elrufai and Pastor Bakare.

Bakare is a voice of God and he has every right to challenge unpopular decision made by any regime.

Bakare is a voice of greed and power mongering. Once open a time "Jesus was seized to be made the king of Israel" and the bible said he fled because he never wanted to be part of the world.

Addiction

O_D_B: weed (only at night helps with my insomania)
beer (cos all work and no brew makes this Jack a crazy Jack a33)
ciggerates (phucking cancer sticks can't quit it and I hate em)
coffee (for hangover purposes only)
women(like pringles, when you pop you can't stop)

I feel you had a childhood problem

sexkillz: [color=#000030]The internet. I am always online either on my laptop or my phone.
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Jahoo thiz!

onatisi: el rufai and bakare are after importance and position give the contracts and federal appointment and believe me they will shut up.gej just needs to stop acting like a cry baby and prove himself to be a leader,strong and firm
as for abati well soo long too long

This reminds me of Ribadu. He is now as quite as the fresh air from the Bayelsa waters

Donalð Genes: I was thinking so deep if perhaps people from the north should inter-marry people from the south and vice versa...if that will help on the long run makes up united once aqain..am just a random thought of mine*

That is a perverted thinking. Which Igbo or Ijaw babe will want to be a third wife?

Thanks for your piece, its a class. Let the Anti-GEJ make their noise now and by 2015 they will understand that they are just minority.

quote author=scribble]http://businessnews.com.ng/2012/08/09/if-elrufai-were-president-of-nigeria-what-would-he-do/

Every time Nasir el-Rufai opens his mouth, to be frank, I get a bit irritated. I’m sure I am not alone in this feeling of repulsion, after all, el-Rufai is there on public record for being one of the leading civil servants under Obasanjo that misappropriated his power for the betterment of his family and cronies. Yet he would have many believe he is a saint. And whilst he has pulled together a large fan base by courting needless sympathy for his travails under Yar’adua and admiration for his public criticisms of the Jonathan administration, he has not done so on merit.

The only reason a flock of mindless Nigerian sheep gather behind el-Rufai is due to their collective disdain for Jonathan and due to their selective amnesia on who the man actually is.

One cannot imagine my joy as I read Doyin Okupe’s statement on el-Rufai this morning. The newly appointed Senior Special Assistant to the President on Public Affairs had a lot of intelligent things to ask Nasir or Nasiru or @elrufai or whatever he calls himself.

For the purpose of thoroughness, lets visit Mr. Okupe’s entire remarks. He said, “El-Rufai is my younger brother. I have so much respect for him. But politics is more or less derailing or deranging him. Everybody knows that insurgency is a very difficult national problem. It is not anything peculiar to Nigeria. No responsible citizen of any of those countries affected by insurgency before called on their Presidents to resign.

“When he talks about intelligence, there is no better security in any country than by the people of the country. It is communal security that will help government and security agencies to root out insurgency. If people shielded insurgents, they make the works of security agencies more difficult.

“Can President Goodluck Jonathan be in Borno and everywhere at the same time? I believe that people just want to play politics. All what you are hearing is just the manipulation of the present situation to suit their political purposes.

“I am sure that my brother, el-Rufai is hopeful to be a presidential candidate of one of the parties very soon. What I will expect him to do with the level of intellect, intelligence and the resource that has been given to his own personal education is to come out with some reasonable plans, some suggestions, and not just criticising government for criticism’s sake.

“If el-Rufai were President of Nigeria, what would he do? He should say that. Or is he keeping that until when he becomes the President by which time the whole country would have been wiped off? When tragedy befalls a country, responsible men and women of that country forget partisanship and rally round their nation and they try their best to help existing government to tackle that. Once that is over, they go back to politics. This is not time for politics.

“Every man or woman who politicises this issue of Boko Haram, people should disregard and discard whatever information they hear from them. They are not serious-minded people.”

Okupe in those few sentences has thoroughly addressed the issue of political parasites like elRufai. Critics who proffer no solution to our country’s deep challenges and run to social media to cry wolf whenever they simply sight SSS operatives at the airport.

Well, as long as patriotic, well-meaning Nigerians are alive, people like elRufai will never become president of this country, unless he was to come back reincarnated when everybody would have forgotten that he is no Saint compared to the likes of Jonathan.

However lets just wildly imagine for a second that such a political jobber was President, what would he offer? Why doesn’t Mr. Elrufai just tell us by himself.

I am dead certain he is going to read this particular article. I always have toruble reading his, maybe because of my general disdain for the fellow.

No matter the case, he seems to always pick holes in State budgets and say what is wrong with them. Well let him proffer solutions to the Boko Haram menace.

Many Nigerians suspect Boko Haram is just an operation sponsored by a bunch of aggrieved old cargo politicians upset that a Southern Christian is ruling over the Nation.

What is elRufai’s take on this suspicion? Was he asleep when Northern ‘elders‘ like Ciroma vowed to make Nigeria ungovernable for GEJ should he win the election?

Was he asleep when successive Northern leaders failed to provide basic amenities and services for their people, and contributed to the decline of the socio-economic misfortunes of the North?

Where was he when virtually all the Northern governors under Obasanjo were looting their treasuries dry and contributing to the poverty and resentment that fuel the recruitment drive of the Boko Haram sponsors?

Personally I think if elRufai was president, he wouldn’t have any solutions and that is why he cannot proffer any now.

Absolute power corrupts absolutely and I think elRufai would be drunk from power if he was President.

After all, simply coming out of Zaria with a 1st class result, ending up as a minister, and having tens of thousands of followers on Twitter has caused him to have delusions of grandeur.[/quote]

doctokwus: Will this be his modus operandi?He better stick to issues& not attack individuals bc either of dese two men will take him to d cleaners,talkless of dem both taking on him.He may soon regret taking up dat post if his is to attack individuals& skip pertinent issues

I still remember when El-rufai was the FCT minister lands and gardens where been allocated to his girl friends. My ex gf that was from Cameron even benefited from his benevolence as she was very good on bed affairs. Now he is off the throne and all of a sudden he loves Nigeria. As for Bakare D ginger I won't join issue with him because am sure God is watching him. I feel Okupe will be a good check for all these Northern breed dogs.

You guys don't waste time in calling your girl friends ANGEL now you are just seeing a cloud and pooing your pants that you will soon be judged.

floriana: This dude is obviously high on early morning pit latrine fumes. How on earth does he hope to inspire confidence in the populace by turning out in a low grade armour vest? Why not a full militart gear with helmet to match? Eedioto. This picture will further embolden the boko badstards to terrorise the populace more. I recall though that a medical report said he was a mental institution inmate. No surprises there.

You are so right. Its either he has missed several appointment with his former doctor or he has a very good sense of fashion.