₦airaland Forum

Desola: Na wa o. The western region seems to be the only sane one in Nigeria. O ga gan ni.

Did you forget am robbery?

danjohn: What do you think about a Fashola/Marwa Presidential ticket?

Bull shit! Jona must go two terms

Merger or no merger Goodluck will be there for 8yrs.PDP will make ACN an offer they can not refuse in 2015 then rob the house.

BinghiNya: boko haram and oritsejafor are in the same class god punish them both christians should continue to delude themselves about muslims liking boko haram christianity is evil and complete wash may god punish anybody that quotes me

Which of the gods are you directing to punish Christians? Is it the one you wash only you uncircumcised ugly d*ick and brown teeth to worship? I heard virgins hate uncircumcized d*ick.

nagoma: Is the CAN President on drugs? Sure he must be smoking something the way he reasons or ( more correctly) doesn't reason. . If there is a useful information he is hiding , let him go straight and tell the president. He, of course, has the privilege of direct access.

Idiot of your type die of bomb blasts. Don't GEJ have security chiefs and advisers?

Imagine where Nigeria is taking first.

They haven't even written JAMB not to talk of POST JAMB exams. Imagine what they would have done after gaining admission and a lecturer demands for a certain amount of money plus sex before they can pass a course

Nonsense and ingredient! "Its garbage in garbage out". You wrote nonsense and failed so what's the the point of wasting another money for coffin.

honey001: Still searching, never fell in love b4, so no Ex!

Let's workout something out. I could make you fall inlove.
2389AFD1 ma pin

honey001: Still searching, never fell in love b4, so no Ex!

Let's workout something out. I could make you fall inlove

playcharles: she broke up wit me cos she realize that she is mnth older than me, and in less than a mnth she hook up wit anoda guy

A month is even too long. From experience girls can't survive without backups even when engaged.

hassymo5: HIV

WTF!!! She infected you?

Idowuogbo: He wan use hin kondo shift my womb! Every min na faka fiki fuku...I b p0rn star? Mstewwww....

Na god save you

megareal: I just got tired like I always do and walked. Madness staying with any one guy for too long......except in marriage.

Hmmmm! You must have lost count of the did and walked.

My Ex was a very good and coded cheat plus a lesbian. she came to do her NYSC in Abuja so we will be together but she got f*cked just 8 days on resuming in camp. I forgave her and caught her leaving her house after 10pm to sleep in a guys house with her working clothes for the next day. Finally I broke up when I saw her naked pictures including her pus*y and boobs with different poses in the phone of the most notorious Lesbian in Uyo-Akwa Ibom.

Blazed: We didnt brk up, she left with a wealthier man

Don't be an enemy of progress just be happy she is richer now

Who goes to Lagos from Abuja with a vibrator and straight to a hotel? And her flight ticket was being sponsored. Guy that RUNS girl should rest in peace.

kensandrea: THIS GAL IS ALSO A SUSPECT AND SHULD B ARRESTED COS HER FREND MUST HAV TOLD HER DAT SHE WAS
GOING TO LAGOS AND SHE MUST HAD ENCOURAGE THE DECEASED TO PARTAKE IN THE LIFE TAKING MATTER

How is she a suspect? When did Niherian girls start opening to friends about all their affairs?

Just for this parasitic thread I must slap one aboki today.

Timileyin: omg! my Girl friend is finer than her... spotless and beautiful

I know this this your babe na. She dey come hustle for Area 11 Abuja.

The North and Niger Delta are laughing at you two cowards. Please keep the fight on

The 9ja candidate was disqualified for declaring a wrong age.

So why have trailer drivers in NL? This explains all the grammatical bombings we experience here and then. Oh well, I am sorry for NL when these guys resume their duties at the motor pack as cement drivers.

A thief at 71

A committee should be set up to investigate this dream

Na lie joor! They where heading to kill Christians

Pick pocket go show ona that day.

Can you trade the car with for original Fela CD's? Let me know ASAP

Kpac: Getting Facts Straight
First and foremost, judging from history, GEJ does not answer calls from the public or any spokes person of any group in this country.....No matter what pages of national dallies is used as advice,threat or call of resignation of him or any member of his cabinet, he would not answer.
So fasheun should count his speech as his own noble contribution to this country,which inspires us that we still have some good sides in our leaders.
GEJ Ethicity Problem
In my opinion,in the history of this country, we haven't being so ethnically divided and so religiously sentimental like we've been since the past year,of course we have always been aware Nigeria is multi ethnical but our ethnicity awareness have grown under GEJ administration rapidly.
Some of the reasons for these, worth metioning is :
1. GEJ mismanaging past political convicts and militants
2. GEJ's kinsmen and his silence to their excesses.
Most of our past leaders did equally embezzle and mismanaged the presidency but they didn't act too unchecked like GEJ.....Obasanjo wouldn't have done some things GEJ did because the Gani fawehinmi, the tinubu, the falana, the Bola Ige, the top tradional rulers and other intelligent old men all from his own tribe would have being the first to nail him on the cross and attack him immensely.....but GEJ's kinsmen are opposite, even if GEJ takes a littre of petrol to 450, the top people,tradional rulers,ex militants and leaders of other groups in bayelsa would salute him faithfully.....These things are major factors that is dividing us in his government.
Resignation
In some areas GEJ is performing or maybe I rephrase by saying, in some areas, GEJ has put people that are performing but in all checks and balances, GEJ and his goverment has seriously under performed, beyond ethnicity or religion, that is the factor Nigerians are crying about and so, as an underperforming president,anybody can make any call for his resignation or impeachment, as long as he/she is a Nigerian.

Let's wait till 2015 then you will see the anti GEJ people endorsing him for second term per seconds. From all indication we just have to manage Mr president till 2019.

Desperation for virgins #smh#

Kobojunkie: [size=13pt]God packaged Stephanie for me—Pastor Chris Okotie -- 1 August 2008 [/size]

Our reporter met the fiftyish groom on Monday in his church office and he was looking very athletic, bubbling with enthusiasm in anticipation of the D Day, saying that he had been taking adequate lessons on how to tie the Urhobo wrapper, something he admitted he had not done for God knows how long.

Recall that he was born in Ethiope Local Government area of Delta State to Urhobo parents. He hails from Abraka.

When our man Sam Eyoboka asked him what was special about his new found heartthrob, Okotie took a deep breath before saying simply that she was unique and that God had specially packaged her for him as a reward for years of steadfastness and the great task ahead.

[size=13pt][b]His words: “Stephanie is the most unique individual that I have ever met in my entire life. I have known her for 19 years. When I met her, she was 19 years old. I have known her for that long. She is so unique that everytime that I look at her, when I talk to her, I discover more things about her. This is how I would put it. I think God just packaged her for me.




“God loves me so much and has done so many wonderful things in my life. When I met this woman and I think this is the point that I knew that I was going to marry her; I just realized that this is where I should have been from the very beginning.

That in my heart I believed that from the day Stephanie was born, God had already determined that she was going to be my wife.

“But you see that God has this plans, men, many times mess up. He had a good plan for Adam and

Stephanie Henshaw Eve and they messed it up. But so many things happened to me and to her; until we found each other.

It is still the power of the Almighty God, in the midst of all the vissititudes that we went through that we will still discover each other.

“That is the grace of the Almighty God, that is so overwhelming to me and that God has preserved her till today; through all the tribulations and all the things that she has to go through. He preserved her and kept her and if you see her now, she is the most beautiful woman in the world. So I thank God.
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As a minister of the gospel, a lot of people have been asking if the Bible permits you to remarry after a failed marriage?

Some argue that the Bible says you must remain unmarried for as long as your spouse is alive...

The Bible doesn't say so. It doesn't say so. I think a lot of people don't study the Word of God enough. There is a difference between a man who marries a woman and the woman leaves him and the one that divorces.

http://www.modernghana.com/movie/2669/3/god-packaged-stephanie-for-mepastor-chris-okotie.html

Don't crucify me please if I say Okotie has been straffing that chick since she was 19 years

This is what happens when a pastor suddenly decide to participate in politic after getting high on olive oil. Pastor Bakare we are watching you.