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That guy can lie shaa. It's not possible abeg

eleko1:
Hope she nor swallow those CAPSULE

shebi novalgen capsule abi?

Arts on Fleek

I heard he's Chris Brown's younger brother

Valto:
glo is the best network in my area. if glo is not good in your area, change network btw, if i am judge all networks as u are doing (according to my area) glo is the best, while Etisalat and airtel is the worst. Glo is winning the data war, according to NCC statistics

which cave are you reporting from? Cuz only in caves Glo network de get strong network

How person wan take read this essay finis today?

Decamping from Arsenal too please is Ifeanyi UBA the owner of this mumu UBA bank I operate?

24 strokes of cane for each of the boys

Abeg joor. oloshos for my area na still 500. e nor reach their side

e nor De show for android browser

canDy4eva:
n wen will some women stop makin demselves sex dolls n b reasonable for once...

as if they're not reasonable before

does she need bra again for her chest and abs

Na wa oo. Booharry why na?

Mtn don block simple server, person for de jolly now

i reserve ny comment until i see the biscuit for mama nkechi shop

Boobs on Fleek

just negodu how wizkid de chop wetin big pass am

UndisputedBosom:
You are washing our underwears outside

with hypo and jik abi. the kind funny comment wey person de see for this nairaland ehnn

DDeliverer:
first of all...I'm not comfortable that this is coming from a guy....

2ndly, no woman has monopoly to pszzy..Oga can easily go to one bar and a cossy or two would give him some almost free of charge...

i don't understand the "i'm not comfortable part"

i feel for this harmless creature. RIP dolphins fc 😉

Ladies, we have some good news for you –
you got the power over your men. That
power is in sex, and you can wisely use it
for the good of your family and you!
Men are after the sex. They love it. Most of
them are willing to do much if they can get
it. Here is what one American psychologist
has to say about it:
“Training a man is like training a dog – you
use rewards and punishments to bend him to
your will.”
You may or may not agree with the
statement, but it is worth giving it a try. So,
here is a list of things you can do head your
man in the right direction.
USE SEX AS A PRIZE
Once your man does something pleasant for
you, do something pleasant for him in return.
Reward him. Let’s say he comes home
earlier and brings you some flowers or
chocolates. Do something special in bed for
him. If he likes quick sessions just for his
pleasure, do it. Just find something he really
loves and save it as a reward. Use it
whenever he moves in the right direction to
do a good and pleasant thing for you.
GROW COLD EMOTIONALLY
If your man keeps on doing his thing not
noticing you or not doing any favors you wish
to obtain from him, do this. Withhold your
affection for a short while. Show him he
hurts you and fails to please you. Give him
some reaction to his actions.
SAY NO TO SEX
And here is the radical thing to do. Cut him
off the access to your body. That is the
most practical thing you can do to teach
your man a lesson. He has his needs, and
that’s Ok, but you have your needs, too.
When he fails to satisfy his needs, he gets
an idea of how it feels to live like that. Yes,
his needs are important, and you should
minister to him in this way, but he also got a
job to do – pleasing you and meeting your
needs.
As you may see, these tips can help you to
teach your husband some lessons and make
him pay attention to your needs instead of
being an egoist.

Militant group, Niger Delta Avengers, this
afternoon asked President Buhari to also call for
a referendum on Nigeria just like his British
counterpart David Cameron did yesterday June
24th. The group said the referendum would help
Nigerians decide if they still wanted to stay
together. The stated this in two tweets on their
twitter handle. They also released a statement
asking President Buhari to visit the Niger Delta
region to see for himself the deprivation host
communities have suffered in the hands of oil
companies that operate in their communities.
Read the statement below
The Nigeria President Buhari should visit
Ugborodo host to Chevron crude oil
Export terminal/EGTL gas plant, Ogulagha
host to Shell For cados Crude Oil Export
terminal/tank farm, Bonny Island host to
Shell Bonny Crude Oil Export terminal/
NLNG gas terminal, Brass host to Agip/
ENI export terminal, Ibeno host to
ExxonMobil Qua Iboe crude export
terminal. These are just the export
terminals not talking about the numerous
oil and gas flow stations and the oil
Wells that criss cross the length and
breadth of the Niger delta.Mr. President
come and see for yourself what the host
communities are going through in the
hands of Nigeria government and the
multinationals.
Brig.Gen Moduch Agbinibo
Spokesman

cc: lalasticlala

it's a normal behaviour for SARS in Rivers state. I wonder how thieves got recruited.

The police have confirmed an attack on a facility
belonging to Shell Petroleum Development
Company (SPDC) at Awarra, Ohaji/Egbema Local
Government Area of Imo. DSP Andrew Enwerem,
the Public Relations Officer of police in the state,
told newsmen in Owerri that the police received
report of the attack in the early hours of
Thursday.
Enwerem could not disclose the extent of damage
done to the facility or the group that carried out
the attack.
Mr Precious Okolobo, spokesman for SPDC said
"the Trans Niger Pipeline (TNP), which runs
through Awara, Imo State at the Assa-Rumuekpe
line, has been shut for repairs since June 8,
following a leak at Okolo launch, Bonny in Rivers
State.
``We are investigating the reported incident at
Awara’’, he said. A source in Awarra community
told NAN that the incident occurred at about
5.30a.m. It said the explosion created huge flame
at the site and could not confirm if there was loss
of life. No group has claimed responsibility for the
attack.
Source: www.vanguardngr.com/2016/06/police-confirm-attack-shell-facility-imo/

There is a saying that “investing in stock is
easy, but investing successfully is difficult.”
Investors, particularly those who lack basic
capital market knowledge, reportedly end up on
the losing end of bargains every year. This is
not because there is a lack of profit-taking
opportunities (there is an abundance of
opportunity), but because investors often fail to
gather the right information before sinking their
fortunes into the stock market.
To avoid such pitfalls, here are five things you
should know before delving in the world of
stocks.
1. Why the stock market?
The first question fresh investors should ask is
why am I choosing to put my money in stocks?
The stock market comes with healthy risks and
attractive rewards, both for short and long term
players. Investors are said to prefer the stock
market because the offer the greatest returns in
the short term. But stocks are also very volatile
as they are driven by speculations regarding
market activities, the value sometimes can fall
below the price you purchased. Hence chasing
stocks of companies with good reputation is
often your best bet.

2. Hiring a Broker
Now that you understand a bit of what you
going into, the next step is to employ the
services of a stock broker. A broker, or brokerage
firm, is a licenced to access the stock exchange.
Once you have hired one, he or she will receive
others from you (to sell or buy stocks) and
process on the exchange. They also help provide
guidance on which company’s shares you should
consider purchasing or relinquishing.

3. Building your portfolio
Given that the market is littered with risks and
rewards, it is important to keep the word
“balance” in mind when building your portfolio.
Ensure you have a mix of highflyers (stocks with
high growth rate), slow-and-steady (shares with
high prices but steady yields) and a few
gamblers (those that can either plummet or soar
quickly). This allows you manage enjoy the
gains of investing in stocks as well as absorb
unusual shocks.

4. Making money
Most people invest to make money, and it’s no
different for those who put their money in the
stock market. The capital offers two key ways of
making money: the first is by receiving dividends
from a company whose shares you acquired.
Dividends are small payments made to
shareholders when by the investee company. It
is done mostly when the company declares a
profit for an operating year. Another way is to
cash-in on your shares by selling them. You can
turn in a profit when you sell at a higher price
than you initially purchased them.

5. Alternatives
No doubt stocks are very attractive to investors,
but there are other alternatives that are also
very rewarding. Bonds, mutual funds, and
treasury bills are interesting investment
prospects to explore. Some though take a longer
time to germinate provide higher and safer yields
than stocks.
Investing is a great way to build wealth and
enjoy a stable financial status, so you can try
other investment products like bonds, mutual
funds, treasury instruments and other money
market funds.

In Lil Kesh's Voice "Cause trouble"

too much threats nowadays🗽

Nigeria and the Niger Delta Avengers, the militant group that has been attacking oil pipelines in the Niger Delta region, on Wednesday agreed during a secret meeting to pursue dialogue to end the violence, which has reduced Nigeria's daily oil production to 680,000 barrels per day.
The meeting was held at the Governor's Office in Asaba, Delta State between Nigeria's Minister of State for Petroleum Resources, Ibe Kachikwu, with representatives of Niger Delta Avengers and othermilitant groups.
A copy of the communique of the meeting obtained by SaharaReporters shows that the meeting also had in attendance the Delta State Governor, Patrick Ifeanyi Okowa; an Itsekiri militant leader, Ayirimi Emami; a representative of Gbaramatu Kingdom, Michael Johny; and two persons representing the interest of the Niger Delta Avengers: Gbeneka Godspwoer and Dan Ekpebide.
The meeting resolved that Mr. Kachikwu would visit Gbaramatu today to show good faith by the federal government to reinstate the "Maritime University" project, which is one of the key issues in the conflict.
As a result, the Minister traveled to the kingdom today and met with various stakeholders. A source told SaharaReporters that while in the area, Kachikwu also met with wanted Niger Delta militant, Tompolo, but SaharaReporters could not verify that information. In previous statements, Tompolo had stated that he was not in the area, and he has recently been reported to be abroad.
A source at the meeting said that from all indications at the meeting the Delta State Governor and Mr. Kachikwu clearly knew who the ND Avengers are, and had brought in Ayiri, who is an Itsekiri militant, as a way of reconciling both sides. The Itsekiris are however said to have expressed the view that Mr. Kachikwu's travel to Gbaramatu without visiting the controversial EPZ zone, located just five minutes away, showed he was more interested in pleasing Tompolo and the ND Avengers than anything else.
Mr. Kachikwu had held a series of meetings with representatives of the ND Avengers before today’s visit to Gbaramatu.
It would also be recalled that at a meeting last week with Vice President Yemi Osinbajo and governors of the South-South States, the Minister was reported as having sided with those governors who demanded that corruption charges be dropped against politicians and militants in the Niger Delta region in exchange for peace.
Source: www.saharareporters.com/2016/06/16/niger-delta-avengers-meet-oil-minister-kachikwu-delta-state-government-house

Daughter of Lai Mohammed.

What if i put my phone in 3G, will it still work?