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...and meeting the guy,for the first time,
she: ah! i forgot my atm at my mum's shop(having travelled miles away to the guy's place
He: so what are you gonna do now
She:i need just 5k,to do shoppings for the home this evening,will transfer the money to your account
(maybe by western union-ahhhhhh aahhh)
He :but we are just seeing each other for the first time after months of online chats?
She: you are right,my dear,you see,anything can happen even on every first Time ( ghangan!!!)
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three weeks later,giving her the money,waited endlessly for refund;no alert,no calling,no flash at least.
He:am i sure this has not scammed me the way Dorathy Nduoma scammed people of hooking them up with sugar mummies or daddies?
checked his whatsapp- at last,she has deleted her profile pictures,all chats,pleas,threats,and more to her ...no reply,not even "kpim' fro her.
last srw to break carmel's back.she Blocked him!
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after almost 6 months he caught her with another guy;

He: Are you not the lady who collected 5k from me promising to pay me back via transfer?
She: she hisses in a looong sizzzling sound -'excuuuuse me,wo,if you come closer,(deeps and bring out a Can from her handbag)
He: "you want to pepper spray me",ehn
,if you try it,ehn (he is stylishly backsliding into the crowd -cursing her....running away)

My Take On sex on first date:

if she enter,flog am

cos if na you enter her trap,she go cain you without blinking

thats why those going in for deliverance service,ie one-o- one counseling,dont come out 'empty handed'.(understand what i mean) cos after that day,u no go see am again,and she no go wan pay back all the things wey she don chop from you

i am a living testimony..halelo!

benuelites or benuenoise,
@ the death,accept my sympathy,@ the living,take up your fate and decide it; dont rely on Ortom neither Buhari.
do the needful,if Fulani herdsman sigh loudly or roughly,show them the stuff you are made up with.
Donald Trump of US has been hyping 'Americans First' in every opportunity given to expres himself and governing vision.

In Nigeria,"Cow first".
All the igbos,yorubas,middle beltans,south southerners working for this govt and seeing the evil perpetrated by this FHM yet keeping mum like our pastor VP,forming am 'loyal',
it will take them up like thunderstorm,a terrible surprise when the peoples forces rise up!

@ TheTrueApostle,

just checked your profile now(concerning the M.O.G pix and the wordings)its hilarious,though(still giggling)

but later change it.

Shalom

CAN SSCE HOLDER,FEMALE,FAIR AND BEAUIFUL LOOKS APPLY?

MY DONALD TRUMP HAS NEVER DISAPPOINTS ME,HE IS PRO- AMERICANS,PRO IMMIGRANTS AND ALL LAW ABIDING FOLKS

WE ARE CURRENTLY IN TALKS,HE WILL DO SOMETHING,POSITVELY-YES AM SURE

pathethic, pathetic so pathetic,
even the able are facing hard challenges,what will bethe fate of the less 'able',

its also common that some of our brethren with some form of challenges,some can be hyper reacive to situations of seeming threats,some can be provocative,threatening and lots more...

so what do we do,just have to find away to play around them cos in madness sciences,there is always period temporal relief; they do intro spect,self appraise.

the victim here is good looking though,chances is that her actions or inactions had contributed to this worsening conditions(i do i know) all was well,before they had quarells,got married n more.

lets get to hear from the oga to know what had happen before we address it to see how to reconcile them

for now,sister,pls be calm the lord and we nigerians will not abandoned you

Ayam enzoyjng the drama
AP shit
chain！

Prophet,prophet mbok be generous enough to sow seed of two（,if its too much,i will be grateful）for one out of your harem of wives,
pls prophet mbok na HIV free wt swollen front n maybe thick back i want ,
may my god bless you as u corporate ,inshi allah
amin or amen
abi which will be most acceptable to the god（s ）

bros your story is awe striking cos thats what i face everyday as a driving school instructor,
but i forced myself to keep a straight face so one small girl no go shout 'rape,rape'

if i noticed consistent lack of concentration i will just advice the trainee driver babe of the consequences of not concentrating and the responsibility of paying for the damage.

na so ,i dey do my own o,
so if i get sufficient green light and convincing let us run things together,then i go play along,
i know want make them pepper spray me oo

by the way,learn how to drive in weeks-08109974859

you are welcome,firstly first,


Do you know how to drill that hole,or driving a car?
if not,you cant know how to drill a hole,let alone,a borehole!

driving or drilling through that hole of a car or even that Hole is not as easy as people things,first of all,you must attend a driving school(08109974859) similarly,drilling or driving through that hole you still av to be mentored.

you dig into the wrong hole,just as swerving steering to the wrong direction-the outcome? whatttt! :ogbooofff!
na accident be that ooo. (warning)
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Idiotic government

So they could reply OBJ in less than 24hr but never paid condolence to Benue killings even after 3weeks of the sad events.

May thunder, birthed in Daura, breed in Zulu, Brought up in Swahili, attained puberty in the Pacific, and currently resides in Bermuda fire Buhari and all who has connived to bring tears and shame upon innocent Nigerians.


Note: if you quote me negatively, may you receive a portion of that thunder

bro,
i quote you in good faith and utmost good faith,
as a generous nigerian and xtian,
i donate endless amen,amen,amen,amen,amen,amen,amen,amen,amen,amen,amen...ati lai lai ameen to the special blessings poured on this govt

Re: EFCC Detains Babachir Lawal Over N223m Fraud by Ejiphill09(m): 8:55pm
It will not be well with Buhari and his APC Government. Even Magu playing the script.

and i donate a free will offering of AMEN,AMEN,AMEN,AMEN,AMEN,AMEN.....@ infinity

come and join me
sing aleluyah
Jehovah Jireh has done me well,

come and join me
sing aleluyah
Jehovah Jireh has done me well

APC??
Chain!!
APC ??
CHAIN!!
AFI CEE!!!

Shhame!!!

With same measure you measure of lies,deceipts,falsehood,misinformation,manipulation,witchcraftcy,exaggerative mind blowing propaganda on nigerians over the last administrations performances,demonizing,castigating,bedevilling,de meaning,rubbishing GEJ office as president using dele momodu,tunde bake,Tinubu,fashola,rauf aregbe,oshiomole,father mgbaka,occuypy ojotaTVC,the nation newspaper,bloggers,bokoharam,BBOG,Obi Ekwesili,
shame on a whole professor and MOG,stooping low to be a 'mere commissioner' and a tool of operation by the tyrant against his very own people ,how?by playing the repeated criminal silence game",
also shame on some member countries at the international community and others,not also forgeting the endless Dasuki gate of whom they apc/buhari wants secret trial!
accusing him of an impossible and never existed 2.1billion dollar,an exaggerative allegations ,just as others the claim to have recovered from 'ghost looters,yet we dont know how much and from who has the monies been recovered from.

shall their APC/BUHARI disgrace be multiplied,shake down and running over and served All ,
starting from the Oga at the top,to the Omo ishe at the bottom

pay back time has started,you all Must receive it!
receive it!
receive it!
receive your portions according to your participations (of 2015)of this grand fraud!