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Dear nairalanders,
I have this issue of having an erection most times when I sleep. my friends always laugh at it when I wake up because its huge. Yesterday it embarrassed me. A girl, my neighbor slept off in my room while watching a movie and when she woke up my erection was poking her behind. Now I want to start sleeping with tight briefs. Please will that pose any health hazard to my manhood?

Who APC epp

Lucasbalo:
RIP Prince. One of the best musicians that ever lived. Up there with James Brown, Michael Jackson, Barry White and Teddy Pendagrast. Wao, what a great shock. He just had a show in Moline, Illinois few days ago. Once again, adieu to one of the greatest musicians of all time.

NA wah oh.....you really know the man

FALLEN HEROES

nairaland new trend Using pictures to make their point more valid....

nairaland new trend Using pictures to make their point more valid....

Nina4u:
Let me ask you ... You say nr 1 u have to spend on them meaning money ..what makes them different than a prostitute? They work from the house and not the streets? Same thing though... if u don't buy Brazilian hair pay recharge card etc..no sex so basycly everyone is prostitutes?? No sex for pleasure lmao no real love..just fakeness ..one guy told me they stiff as firewood and look at u like nicca u ain't done yet..or so cold they could read a magazine while coin it ..u spend on them money then u still got to fight with them to enter .. Here love don't cost a thing ..and if I catch u with someone else ..u go se pepper ..

Tried so hard to get your point yet, I couldn't

dridowu:
Congrats Sis Go for Gold God Bless Your Journey

Go for gold asing condom?

divinecode101:
Bro, I can feed the whole of your family for 10 years with down payment made now, but that is not the point.
When you see a nice looking lady and her family, why run them down? what is their offence? Because they are rich? They caused your poverty?
Is their fault being rich? What did she do to deserve the insults being hurled on her? And here you her claiming you have a car!! Where is the car? You better stop deceiving yourself!! Inferiority complex will soon kill you if you don't change
Inferiority complex is when you see a wealthy person and detest them without offence - this is exactly your problem, remember, the lady and her family are not the source of your poverty

Ogbeni you just dey find talk....

firstking01:
Some wear glasses for complimentation and nothing more

COMPLIMENTATION?.....

2SWT:
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Number one reason funny

Still running around in my boxers

Runs in with only boxers.....

tellwisdom:
Pusssy nigga..He hasn't even started making money, he don begin open teeth for camera. You wey no go eat evening food if you no wash plate

You deserve a medal for your stupidity

I love this thread

Who is this dude polarbite? More like polar SCRAP Lines as wack as ass were's Lawma cos av got. Them some TRASH

Who is this dude polarbite? More like polar SCRAP Lines as wack as ass were's Lawma cos av got. Them some TRASH

Waiting for that guy that would come below to taste my STEW I can feel the rap lines spreading through my system like a deadly FLU

mrphysics:
state the law of physics broken by Christ.

He defied gravitation when. He ascended to heaven

Robbers would go digital just. Hack the suitcase and you don turn owner.
Imagine a situation where the real owner and. The thieves go dey drag suitcase...

Assistant Head boy
After secondary school I vowed not to be anything ASSISTANT again you are not relevant except in the absence of tHe main which guy and that barely happens!

amanze15:
what a player!!! African players have to follow suit, try and chance ambitions without the money sometimes

African players?

[quote author=amanze15 post=41764163]what a player!!! African players have to follow suit, try and chance ambitions without the money sometimes [/quote
African players?

unstableaswater:
Very welcomed development, Ambode is working.


He must demolish all the other markets, he must not stop until the last market is demolished.



If Ambode ever stop demolishing markets, then they will bury him in the market that day.



We have told them to set up business in the East and leave Lagos.


Ambode make all of them return home. U HAVE MY SUPPORT, DEMOLISH ALL THE MARKETS.

The. Next time you visit a market, you will slump and die!

Hemanwel:
Exactly what is the sense behind this for heaven's sake?Well,ko kan aye!

BTW:

In Nigerian politics today,there are two categories of people:

1.Those who support Buhari blindly and,
2.Those who oppose Buhari blindly.

Which category do you belong?

My brother, you know you must not type. You can just read and pass. You must not even open the thread.

chichriso:
Op please i want to correct an impression here, sky is different from heaven please!

No scientist have ever gotten to heaven, they only stop at the moon, please do your research very well and come back

So where is heaven?

analice107:
No wonder you guys are atheists? How hard is it to understand that God is a spirit and does not live in the realm of the physical? How can humans build a house in the physical realm which will threaten God in the spiritual realm?
God doesn't live in this plane @Ops. your shallowness is legendary.
God didn't stop the building of Babel for any other reason than SELF GLORIFICATION. which you the atheists are doing great right now.
They said, 'let us build us a tower and make a name for ourselves. That was their undoing.

I hope you know that Nebuchadnezzar the great grandson of Nimrod made the same mistake and it cost him seven years of his life like an animal?

Johnnydon it's unfortunate that you claim not to believe in any God at all, but you try by all means to use other gods and their mythologies to discredit the Abrahamic God. Am beginning to see a partner even with you. I use to see you as an atheist, right now, am not so sure any more.

According to the bible, the tower of babel was not allowed to be completed because God did not want man to see him. Which one is self glorification again?

I love the drama that's unfolding....please just stay off the south. Who knows it might end becoming a war between boko boys and Hesbollah and we all no who go win...Nigeria eh! twenty years from now I will be telling this story to my kids