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this headline funny! which one is peeing and pouring blood? asing the thing na jug na

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Hopebringer:


Listen here you toe eyed carbage, not everything is a joke. You weren't born into this world so your fat arse can choke out low level jokes at people. I hope you stub your toe in the dark and have to crawl around your face me I face you room at 3am in horrific Pain after going to the kitchen for a midnight snack of garri and groundnut, you absolute gormless minger!

jesus!!

marvin906:
I thought I was gonna miss
Friday of a thousand laugh..
buh I need a good laugh..

my popcorn and hollandia is ready so my brothers let the flood Gates of bullsh.it and utter Garbage be open

friday of a thousand laugh!!!

kill me guy

doctokwus:
Read the research extracts and soon as I saw all were conducted by scientists in Nigerian higher inatitutions,I started having doubts.
First,in their more or less hurried research,there was even one study group that found spermatogenesis was even increased.
Meanwhile,no human study has even been done,just a study on rats,by Nigerian scientists using the science equipment they use here.
When a proper research is done using up to date scientific tools and methods,then any research finding on agbalumo can be discussed.

thank you for the summary

CANDYDADDY:
You are a fool bro

why can't you set her up to visit you,that is when you will know she is not playing around,you have no evidence,bro no evidence

Although 98.9% of Nigeria girl have the tendency of keeping second guy

And you have not put the damn ring in her finger,bro the PUSSSY IS NOT YOURS!

if you still go ahead to dump her dont forget to edit your post to add her phone number and her location,bro

ah ah naso u dey like share candy?

so people still dey book space for nairaland?

abeg wetin LGBTIQ mean?

Mightyhaiz:
Wow,..never knew Bavaria Motor Works(BMW) owned rolls Royce (RR)!

which one be tht plenty things? BMW= BE MY WIFE. Thank you

lilwayne na like god, nairamarley na like prophet

i remember when me and my guy enter firstbank to enquire of such. The way the bank official take look us eh...Chai. I don't think any bank in Nigeria offers such.

P.S this is a harmless question
is TAJWEED like some variant of weed like AZRIZONA, SK,IBADANWEED, MARLEYWEED, OSOGBOWEED, WEWE, Or what?

Thegeneralqueen:
Awwwwww she's been through a lot i feel so sorry for you sis......please You guys should pray for her

pray for her so that?

church na normal tradition for our house

e be like say na for the end of the year people dey get relationship issues and seek for advice pass.

this babe na hero. She just control two niggas to be on their best to win her

Froshchuksswart:
Boss, only people who know me into to call me dantala ✌� ��� I guess a brother is on the line

merry christmas bro

Froshchuksswart:
Am ogbonna chukwuma am a dentistry and dental surgery student unn..Yes unn med rehab student do write the 2nd mb but the program of DPT is not yet available in unn...let's be informed

dantala

OgaBuhari:
face your irresponsible religion and leave Christianity out of your stupidity

oga calm down. He made an unbiased comment. Truth be told both religion are guilty. Be like say them never use vigil noise kéep u awake all night

AntiChristian:



Why abuse Seun now?
So what will be the Moto of your Christian ideology as JW is different from Anglican, Catholic, RCCG, Baptist, Cherubim + Seraphim, Apostolic Faith, CAC, Lord Chosen, Seven Days, Presbyterian, Celestial, Winners, Synagogue, Christ Embassy, TREM, Dunamis, Harvesters,...……………………………………………………………………… A million and one different Church centres with varying ideologies. We even have unitarian Christians who do not believe in trinity.
Seun sef doesn't know what your logo/moto would be!

that Jesus is the Son of God and savior of Mankind


and please it's not a logo its a belief
shalom

imagrg:
My Personal Encounter With Jesus

On the 8th of June this year, last weekend precisely, I composed a write-up titled "Stop Calling Jesus God" which I intended posting on Nairaland but because there was no network at that instance, I had to leave it on my notepad pending when network would be back.

My intention was to prove to the world, using my own misconstrued ideas, that Jesus was a mere messenger of God and not God Himself; what stopped this publication was beyond my imagination: my Samsung Galaxy Tab A suddenly became so hot like it never had been. So terribly hot even without putting on the internet.

I began to wonder what was really happening.
It later occurred to me to wipe off the write-up. Behold! When I deleted the piece, my tablet that was previously so hot returned to it normal state. This led me to believe that my opinion could be wrong. My new position now is that 'JESUS IS LORD!'. I now have no doubt about that!

PRAISE THE LORD!

this is the dumbest piece of shit I've read on a Sunday morning. I wish did not read this!

PeterChrist:
Please is there anybody in the house? I have some questions to ask

fire on

NAIRALAND it's unfair I made a post seeking for financial aid to pay my fees and finish my clearance but my post was deleted. I Actually provided proof yet my post was deleted. why? my claim is legitimate. I can still provide further proof if requested. I even emailed the. mods yet my post was deleted for reasons i don't know. I JUST NEED HELP! PLEASE NAIRALANDERS HELP ME. I AM ABOUT TO LOSE A SESSION

NAIRALAND it's unfair I made a post seeking for financial aid to pay my fees and finish my clearance but my post was deleted. I Actually provided proof yet my post was deleted. why? my claim is legitimate. I can still provide further proof if requested. I even emailed the. mods yet my post was deleted for reasons i don't know. I JUST NEED HELP! PLEASE NAIRALANDERS HELP ME. I AM ABOUT TO LOSE A SESSION

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