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Kanwulia: Short hand, text message lingua franca!
I don't indulge in such!
i.e. the use of "ur" instead of "your"!

lolz you are funny but it saves time joor

Caseless2: things i've realised about u are: u ar jst one bumbumless and desperate fishwife with limited knowledge on everything, including urself. You rant and drool like a baby seeking his mom attention, but does not know how to say it. You need education!

hahahahaha i told you wht we in d south believe jst like our northern brodas believe theirs.am sorry if you dnt like our own believe

OnyeEgo1: For heaven sake why not use ur MIND too.... Ur husband MARRIED you knowing fully well that u are a VIRGIN and had no sex with u den all of a sudden u begin to show sign of pregnancy during a month or probably weeks of marriage cos d bible did not specify... Reason na will u agree despite the fact u are ALREADY MARRIED...

mydear answer my question i said u mean joseph was married to mary yet he wasnt responsible for his wife's pregnancy?

VivaLaFrans: The painful thing there is that girls like you in church are very much vulnerable to lustful things in church. You go to church, hear the word of God every sunday but go back home and do what is in your mind... Just imagine your statement... There are few virgins in the church because girls like yourself think that God wanted to cheat on you when He said '' Thou shall not fornicate ''. You are not even a virgin cuz you'll say '' Well, His mercies endureth forever'' or ''Body no be firewood''. See wetin people inside church dey talk. May God have mercy.

U R VERY SICK!I HAV NT EVEN KISSED B4 NT TO TALK OF SEX BT I cant stone a lady to death cos of dat i hav myown rules!am 23yrs old mind you i hv so many opportunities to kiss but i flee like joseph AM nt a pharisee like you peopl i prefer being d tax collector(luke18:9-14) i hv to reveal myslf bc of ur post JESUS CAME TO SAVE SINNERS NT CONDEMN DEM

barcanista: Point of correction, you in South East

point of correction you in NORTH EAST

tomakint: *.......still laughing hard* Nairaland with funny jokes, really enjoyed your sarcasm

MY Dear instead of dem to blame their IMAMS dt preach death to jews,christains,muslims dt dnt practice wht imam preached and atheist evry friday dey r here blaming Gej dat smiles and loves his Enemies

but on a serious Note dnt disflower a girl dt.dnt wnt to b disflowered if u do dat u actually raped her And u knw it is an offence before God and MAN

McWhillion: Wow, I never knew you were the one writing the names of people who would go to hell, abeg help me check my name for your list.

hahaha,i also heard dat if u use perfume u will go to hell evn powder

tomakint: *falls down from mango tree while laughing in Chinese*

* holds his hand *oya stand up and stp laughing am more dan serious nt joking abt wht we southeners believe

OnyeEgo1: ofcourse they were living 2geda, he was plan to leave her not to make it public, he was still in doubt.... What is the different between leaving silently and divorce??

P.s--- My pple OnyeEgo cannot RENEW ur mind o just pray the holy spirit to gv u understanding

how come JOSEPH found out she was pregnant of a baby dt ws nt HIS OWN SINCE DEY WERE ALREADY MARRIED? u r jst swimming in d ocean of ignorance so if ur wife is pregnant afta marriage u will deny dt u r nt d one responsible for d child?go and sleep jawe

onyeego so u want to tell me dat dating means having sex?according to ur greek dictionary bt espouse means married wtout having sex according to ur greek dictionary,well one word for you *YOU ARE A PHARISEE

onyeego so u want to tell me dat dating means having sex?according to ur greek dictionary bt espouse means married wtout having sex according to ur greek dictionary,well one word for you YOU ARE A PHARISEE

Clefcentfelix: did your device fail to load the picture I attached? you are guilty of the same thing you accused people of - laziness! flippant and lackadaisical attitude towards handling the word of truth! the new testament was not written in ur 'archaic english ' and that's why I attached the thayler definition of the original greek word for you! if you had the faintest idea of hermeneutics, you would be ashamed already of the mess u have been making with the word of truth on this thread!

2 Timothy 2:15 AMP
Study and be eager and do your utmost to present yourself to God approved (tested by trial), a workman who has no cause to be ashamed, correctly analyzing and accurately dividing [rightly handling and skillfully teaching] the Word of Truth.

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2buff: My argumentative son, here is your assignment.
Go and READ YOUR BIBLE, all versions of it, and when you find anywhere in that bible where the angel used the word "KEEP HER AS YOUR WIFE"....particularly the word "KEEP"....bring that verse and that bible version here.

Otherwise, you have no point.

mydear leave dat onyeego he is a pharisee

OnyeEgo1: why let ur carnal mind rule u? Can't u get married and plan when and when to have sex? Did the bible specified the duration of their marriage before the holy spirit conceived mary? Just as the bible was silent abt jesus life till he got to 12 years old....

Pls let us respect God's word jare...

answer my question were dey living together as husband and wife?if yes how come joseph ws planning to leave her silently instead of divorce?dnt b shallow minded answer my question

NgeneUkwenu: Jonathan is Boko Haram! No more No less!

And some ediotsss would want us to bring back this vampire in 2015??

God Forbid!

just vote against him,i and my household will vote for HIM

Caseless2: We in the north believe gej is behind the problem in the northern part of Nigeria. The present boko haram under shekau is different from boko haram under yusuf; this goes to tell we now have a boko haram that has been hijacked by Gej/SAS/IHEJIRIKA/PDP.
Watch gej appoint ihejirika and sherif into his cabinet.
Clueless and headless!

we in the south believe dat gej is behind the problem in iraq(ISIS beheadings of children and adults) GEJ is a strong warlord like great prophet mohammad in the HOLY QUARAN may ALLAH GRANT HIM 1200 virgins instead of d usual number when he dies(GEJ TILL 2029)

Kanwulia: Please, write in correct grammar.
My parents did not invest in my SOUND education only to degenerate to NL level of guttural, YAHOO-YAHOO linguistics.
Not my portion!
Thanks!

what is yahoo-yahoo linguistics? explain please

OnyeEgo1: matthew 1:18... Joseph was espoused to mary: ESPOUSE is a greek word which means MARRY check ur english dictionary, before they came together: which means SEX.. NOTE that Joseph did not av sex with mary befor SHE Was Pregnant of the lord, for she was found with the child holy ghost...

When u read the scripture READ with UNDERSTANDING!... Joseph and mary where MARRIED... Jesus was not born out of wedlock StOP bending the rules CHRISTIANS

so u mean dey were living together already yet she ws a virgin?which rules?

OnyeEgo1: dey where not dating

so dey were married?

OnyeEgo1: I had this arguement sometyms ago in the past, where christians are telling me u need to knw ur spouse before marriage hence dating in oda words courting, i ask ed a simple question; where was it written??, the only recognisable relationship in the bible is MARRIAGE.

now tell me: if after dating would u know everything about ur spouse. My dear flee from sin

was mary married to joseph?or engaged to marry?b4 the angel came wt dt news?

Joythah: Purity in Relationships is a beautiful thing. I am indeed blessed to be in one....
But Op, proposing to a sister, keeping your distance and coming back to marry her is the foundation of a bad marriage. It leads faster to hell fire than any known sin to man.

i hope u knw wht mathew5:27-28 said? meanwhile i hope u dnt slf service?cos maggi and crayfish are d same

marieolae: Ey ya. Well some girls have more interest in applying layers of pancake to their face, than washing their vagiina with soap. There's nothing you can do about it. Its life.

hav u tasted some vagina? U DIDNT SEE DIRTY ROOM?

BOKOHARAM DIS BOKOHARAM DAT,shioor make i hear word!MR president dis MR president dat abeg leave my GEJ let d MUSLIMS enjoy their sharia army YES dey also kill xtains and atheist

lacasa: Today its the North, tomorrow we will be here talking bout the South.

Wat goes around comes around, God is not a hypocrite after all

U fink southerners reason like cows?do u knw the meaning of jihad?or u mean we southerners will wlcome jihadist? mydear we cant

hahahahahahahaha,op wunt kill me o,half bread is better than none

jst passing*shining my 32

krall: look at yourself. not everybodys mother and siblings need help.

more like SAYING CBN DNT NEED MONEY RIGHT?

ilori1930: you just spoke my mind

mydear dnt mind some yeye boys dt dnt knw dt charity begins at home

krall: somebody ban this wicked girl

hahahaha,peopl like u dnt even take care of their mother or siblings,

krall: what is down syndrome??

Hahahaha u r an imbe****

if am d man i will save both.