₦airaland Forum

sova: Prov 26 v4-5

If u like talk anyhw in public abt.d NA u will nt like wht will happen to.am talkn frm wht i hv witnessd in a public transport abt sme1 dt reasons like you.Be warned

Slonge2: after my weed, the next most important thing to me nairaland. the best part of my day is when i'm pooping, ma weed in my mouth and nairaland on ma palm. i love nairaland

Smokers are liable to.......complete it abeg

Mbkite: thanx dear.

UWC

Mbkite: Her phone is guarded by Diamond security with 100mm width chain and a tall fence, so its a no go area!

den advice her to do it herslf whn u guys meet

theJihadist1: Very soon Victoria, you shall share in my sadness,.
Same way evergreen123 did.
She can't even show her face on NL anymore.
I pity you

i hv told you stp using nairaland it is nt mearnt for jihadist and bigots go isis forum.

theJihadist1: Trust me Victoria, I won't be patient with you again.
Ever heard of "evergreen123" on NL?
If not, ask around what happened.
I don't want such similar fate to befall you..
Kindly walk away.

U r a saddist then stp visiting a public forum.join isis forum nt nairaland

Libkid: someday he is gona beg for that same visa.

AMEN TO DAT

hmmmm its only fb timeline dt reminds me of my loved once birthday.my brain doesnt hv reminder.op set ur date of birth as a reminder in ur gf's fone to b repeated yearly

theJihadist1: What is this one saying?
Victoria,please stay off my mentions, I don't wana make a monkey out of you.
I won't get patient with you next time.

continue ur jihad den

sova: ummmmmm

continue talking rubbish in a faceless forum dnt dare say dt in public bc if dem catch u eh?ur case na sorry.

4bobo: What did Catholic priests say that was wrong? Did they even say anything related to CAN president ? Why are some members of national association of stupid and slowpoke, nairaland branch talking nonsense about their statement issued and relating it to CAN president issue? Can't you people just read between the lines and think with your brain for once? This is what Catholic and Anglican leaders have always been doing most of the time instead of others that contracts and sentiments have blocked their sense of reasonings. By the way I am stunk Mfm member and have nothing to do with Catholic but let us reason within lines instead of allowing sentiments to walk totally in our brains. so don't quote me and talk nonsense cos I won't reply u.

my dear blame ur MOD MYNDD44 He startd it

Mynd44: I hope this is not to spite CAN else it will be very sad and pointless

haba!y r u dragging CAN into dis?are u now a christain?tot u r even a MOD?did u see any bitter statement inside?we xtains are special peopl we dnt kill eachoda abeg

theJihadist1: This dude is a clown
What are you doing on a Nigerian forum?
Go and create your own biafraLand forum and stop spewing trash..
Go and ask your grandfather what he suffered yrs ago.

stfu!our grandfadas suffered and so what?we are developn evryday nt mindn d war nt supportn d persn u quoted bt mind hw u talk cos NA lost so many peopl den.

Libkid: spot on dearie.he forget d parents sibling and relatives are also in the zoo.rubbish some ppl mumu

dnt mind him.peopl like him dnt hv any single humanitarian project in his hometown

20pounds: Was it a truck or train that crushed the marriage?

both

Mega2010: babes,abi make in die for the relationship?but op 3 months is too early na....sorry please,how old are you?@op

op is upto 30yrs his religion is islam and in islam to divorce ur wife is very easy

chinasaekp3rem: I am Emmanuel, a young and cool dude. I am Hiv positive and need a relationship. Thanks

i will report you to mods u deserve a life ban.you are a tribal bogot!ur signature is d proof.

NDI IGBO NMANMANU!IGBO KWENU!NDI IGBO NDI OMA NDI OMA

op u hv ur voters card so y r u worried?vote out gej.i will vote for gej

Olyboy16: My God! These kids again!!

explain

santakris: Nice job boys. But bringing shekau down will definitely end this war.

Shekau is jst a propaganda name.he is dead

sova: How are we sure they are all Boko boys...nigerian millitary can play politics wt anytin by killin innocent civilians to count scores and earn praises......#getshekau4us#

dis is d type of comment dt attracts bullying.do u fink an army officer cant see dis ur post?if u dnt hv wht to say why cant u keep quite?u requested for pictures dey showed u,now u want to b sure,kindly go to borno and be sure den.Bloody civilian like you.MTCHEEEW

Nigeria is a zoo?some peopl need ekpere,bc i know his family members are still in Nigeria

OXYGENO1: Useless thwart from a failed state.You live in a useless country where people die like flies.Pray for your own country and stop thinking about someones' economy.

peopl die like goats in Ghana right?

OXYGENO1: naaaa we ain't interested in that.nigeria is a useless boko haram country therefore we wont kick them out.They can't go back to that useless country .We gonna pity them n let them stay in Ghana just that we gonna let dogs bleeps their stinking ladies. And we gonna enslave their mumu men too.Atleast they gonna earn something small to buy food.

please stop ranting here.can u go to ur ghananian forum?d last time i checkd here is Nairaland.

Olyboy16: I understand you plea and aspirations. But first i need to scold some silly points made by mr fani kayode.
Mr fani kayode from his speech has clearly shown how stupid, irresponsible and unpatriotic he is by dragging christians into this matter in the first place.
In a country of diverse beliefs and religions at the brink of dis-integration and religious chaos, i didnt expect our leaders and top politicians to still further deteroriate the situation by sprouting religious sentiments, vulgars and hatred campaigns!!
To start with, the boko haram sect is a terrorist group which has even been clearly condemned by muslims all over the world! I have tons of muslim friends who would even go to war against boko haram if they had the merit! And mind you, as opposed to what many christians believe, boko haram is killing muslims too! Do you want to tell me that majority of the population in the north and specificaly borno are christians? As at last year june only 23% of borno state's population are christians and infact are all mostly settled in maiduguri d state capital wich til date hasnt suffered any major bokoharam casualties! So who are the 200,300,50 people, youths, angry vigilantes and civilian jtf bokoharam have been killing? Arnt they mostly (if nt al) muslims and yes..christians together who probably stood up against their inhuman acts or just fell unfortunate of their inhuman actions?
Mr man, aside those obvious facts. I'm a muslim, and i hate the very essence of terrorism! So do most muslims in the SW,SE,SS even NC! A good proof are comments from muslims here on NL condemning the very essence of bokoharam!!
So if you christians nw buy all these weapons, who do wana kill? Who do wana declare war on? Is it the innocent muslims? Cos frm all u have said if u were given a gun to fight you would definitely kill me being a muslim without any crime commited! The only thing this ideous plan would end up bringing is massive religious war! I knw you've neva xperienced war b4, bt to gt a brief of what it looks like. Go search and watch documentaries of the recent muslim-christian conflict in the DR congo.
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I am highly disapointed in mr fani kayode for dragging religion into dis mater! He is very irresponsible and selfish!
We can all live as brothers if we join hands to repel these political thugs and terorists! Hating your fellow man wont solve anything pls!

the terrorist group said dey r fightn for Allah and dey attend jumat prayers so if any imam preach against dem dey will b killed e.g sheikh albani.d best way of preachn now in ur mosque is to tag GEJ,IHEJIRIKA &CAN president as bokoharam.ur sultan shld declare war against dem first.

ALAYORMII: Some people are just too sillyy

Just bkuz boko haram is killing Christians, does that now give we Christians the right to start procuring arms and ammunition to start killing innocent Muslims?

What will that make us? What's gonna diferentiate us from boko haram?

Is that the doctrine of "if you were slapped in ur right ear turn ur left ear"

The Yorubas say "Eniti afi joye awodi ti ko le gbe ediye" (he who is given a position bur can't perform his duty(ies))

The President is the GCFR(if you know what that means) and he can't crush a handful of insurgents then what will he do if we are invaded by another country?

do u think isrealites dnt practise christainity?hope u know wht hapnd in central african republic?do u know dt turkey and syria were once a christain dominated country?pls pray o

Wildrage: The janjaweedians have seized the narratives once more, so many aspiring Robert Ludlums inundating us with their illogical badly written conspiracy thrillers. same theme, different plots, wonder when they are going to wean themselves off tales by moonlight. FFK has raised valid points that should be put under consideration but as usual, for lack of appropriate response they've resorted to name calling. The main boko sympathisers and sponsors must be laughing their lungs out at the sheer depth of stupidity of most Nigerians, and why not, they've succeeded in taking our eyes off the ball.
Its only in a country like Nigeria revisionist in the north and their southern counterparts would succeed in their stupid attempt at labelling innocent people as terrorist and sponsors of terrorist , even when the truth is self evident and some morons would go along with it. If we are to believe their version of the truth, Jonathan, Oritsejafor, ihejirika are the main sponsors of boko haram, what an asinine supposition. The Northerners created a monster and and at infancy fed it with the blood of xtians and strangers, the monster is fully grown now and has become indiscrimate in its consumption , devouring both friends and enemies

mydear God bless you.even in their mosque dt dey preach death to jews and xtains evry friday d sermon ws prepared by CAN i guess.

agangadiman: You should chNge ya name to iron head Cos an so so koko dey am. How can you even be serious? Having a bath is a natural occurrence, goats may not bath but they like water, dirt may be ok with you,but it's not with me. Having a bath is not enhancing, my skin does not change, I do not change my body by having a bath. Unlike you, when you sleep you have one type of hair...by the time you wake up or go to salon you have a different type of hair very impossible for you to have in your natural state.

The minute oyinbo now start finding Afro hair sexy and cool, the same you will now start keeping your natural hair.

. You have been brainwashed

u hv been brainwashed y do u put on oyinbo attires like jeans?y dnt u cover ur unclothedness wt natural leaves?ur real name is caveman

Odunharry: [b]My dear Ghanaians; Its church,
not 'Chech'.,Pastor, not 'pastar'.
Doctor, not 'Dactar'.

My fellow Nigerians; Its bath,
not 'baff'. Our currency is called
Naira, not 'narrah'.

My dear Edo people; Its
argument, not 'ajument'.

My dear Yorubas; Its Air, not
'hair'. Eight,not 'hate'. Its Van Persie,
not 'Fan Persin'.

My dear Ibadan peeps; Its not
'sun tissu', its Sean Tizzle! Its not 'siro' but zero!

My dear Hausa people Its fifty,
not 'pipty'.
Its people, not 'fiffle'. Its five, not
'pipe'. Glo, not 'gilo'!
Seriously it is 'Tuface weds Annie Macauley', stop saying
'Toothpaste weds Animal
calling'.

My Egun people; Its actually
'MTN' and not 'NTM'!

My dear Calabar peeps; Kindly
note its love and not 'rurf'.

My Benue and Anambra people;
Its not 'Lick Loss', its 'Rick Ross'.

My Igbo people; There is nothing
like 'thaaasand', it is thousand. It
is bed-sheet and not 'bay sheet'.
And its thirty, not 'thartie'!
Our Lord's prayer is actually 'Our
Father, who at in Heaven. Hallowed be your name...', and
not 'Our Father, look at eleven,
adaobi thy name...'[/b]

hahaha@toothpaste weds animal calling#faints

thwarrior72: Of course naa, are u a learner

hmmmm which Allah?