guruvicawelt: mehn them swear for us 2day o... so @ arund 10am twas time for d swearing in ceremony.. omehn then i remembered ma trousers was agbada twas already late to change ma mind on amending d trousers, well thank God(1500) so ma head full.. i saw diff people on their fitted khaki, mehn ma hostel niggas were looking Behind buh base on say i b creativity i wore the trousers like that o buh i stuffed d end of d trousers into ma socks and used ma chalks lace to tie d ankle of d trousers mehn after i did that i was looking like all this amy guys involved in boko haram fight, buh i was cul.. so i ran down to parade ground i queued up with ma platoon mates, only for d commander incharge of ma platoon to commend me for ma creativity he was like "i like wat u did to ur trousers" and i was like "Thank u sir" mehn it now looked like swag, all d niggas arund @ dah time started feeling the swag.. so minute later i was sent to d front of d queue for laughing as i just walked pass d centre of d line mehn some group of bannies couldnt hold buh talk and laugh out loud @ma settings tho some of them were of opinion dat apart from being funny buh dah twas also cul so i turned and jokingly said una dey laugh ma swag, mehn some of them fell on d floor and laughed so loud that everyone turned including d soldiers and was like wah iz happening here, so i turned mr popular today in ma platoon.. that being said today was vewi hectic o. ceremony started @10am and ended 2:30pm which means we stood for more than 4hrs and cross river sun no b here o. i felt like i was going to die, some people were even forming faint.. we endured sha and that one passed, so we went back to our hostels. immediately i got to d hostel ah just lie down and i was off. slept till 4pm and ah dint know diz soldiers are heartless that dey couldnt give us a break.. i was asleep ah dint hear d trumpet so they came into d hostels to fish me out o.. omehn u wan try d frog jump to parade ground.. mehn like diz i neva recover just laying on ma bed and waiting for time to enta mami market to flex with ma new frnds. that been said sha to add salt to injury our hostel has been disconnected and ma charger seized by an unknown military man cus hostel nearly got burnt today by electric spark which wasnt caused by my socket o.. mehn 2day was hell of a day.
vchykp: I will advice you like my sister, dont ever try it, those that have lost thier virginity are regretting because most of them loose it to the wrong person, you dont displeace youself to please someone who can dump you within 2mins, if he loves you and really want to marry you, he will wait till the wedding night.
JuicyLucy: Stop telling people to endure in relationships where their other half is cheating. There is NOTHING to gain from enduring other than A.I.Ds or H.I.V. We should be advising people to run for their lifes.
Stop this rubbish tradition that it's ok for Men to sleep around because we are only Disabling them.
Jalubarika: DMX Said and I quote; Containers don't kill people, People kill People. This is more than Graphic, the pain of seeing one's legs trapped while alive Funny enough, that lady would be in that state before she gets help. At times, I think there's no difference between Nigerian and Forest where wild animals kill at will. No one is safe in my dear country
Though i am a Zombie according to the Wailers Association, i will not close my eyes to the inconsistency in the Cabinet of the FG lately.
Especially in the running of the economy. They seem not bothered by the level of suffering imposed on the masses through their policies.
I hope Buhari will sit tight and sack whosoever needs to be sacked for this country to move forward. The CBN not spared, as being bringing up mumu policies back and forth.
Mehn, we didn't envisage this kinda wahala that is happening here and there.
That said, I still stand with Buhari. I pray he gets it right before 2016.
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MissEdified: Prophet T.B. Joshua of the Synagogue Church of All Nations, SCOAN, has claimed that the prayers of Americans reversed his prophesy on the US presidential elections.
T. B. Joshua had predicted that Hilary Clinton would win the election but Donald Trump won.
In a new video released by his church, T. B. Joshua said Americans prayed fervently for God to reverse his prophesy concerning the election, and they got what they wanted.
mikezuruki: Mumu! When will this man start making sense with the things he say? I am an ibo man to the core and believes that success comes when preparation meet opportunity! Hardwork and God....No be one woman from one region!
igbo man to the core indeed!!!igbos dnt spell igbo as ibo....ighota go
Celebrities › Re: D'banj Donates N1m At Toke Makinwa's Book Launch And Redeems It (PHOTO) by Vikky014(f): 9:09pm On Nov 29, 2016
the oil is frm NORTH I GUESS
LiePods, Crawl back to your holes. 