₦airaland Forum

judeefcc:
ask me again , the one you dated that left you for another girl . Abeg don't allow me to naked u here

lmao...pls b up to date....i'm taken

judeefcc:
is it a must that you should say something that's why that doctor left you

which Doctor

senseless thread

chigoizie7:
God is on my side.

These last two jobs can't go wrong, God dey my side

u must be high on cow dung...God dey ur side indeed. keep deceiving urslf

chigoizie7:
When I am in a relationship, I am one faithful asshole. I don't cheat,

But once I am single, I am one he'll of a man LovePeddler.

But I guess I am enjoying the whoring escapades, I am not yet tired bro.

till u get HIV. DNT B TIRED!!

TroubleMaker47:
Kul! Neva knew dia wia Iranian Christians o

even me..Thank God sha

Built2last:
Take it or leave it. Fulani will never forgive Fayose....They never forgive.

A lot will be planned up north on what to do to him when his tenure is over.

so are u a fulani man

guruvivicawelt:
depends on anyways e b like u really need d lag badly.. its cool sha, me too i would have loved to b posted were i've never been to my entire life buh seriously @ diz point who new zone epp... nysc can not come and take me away from my comfort zone/waste 1year of ma time o. i need were i go fit make ma account fat. like lagos. free accommodation, as in work from home, then runs ma ppa to a nice private firm, mehn ah gat serve for lag abeg..

NYSC like taking people out of their comfort zone

chumaster:
why should I

bc. it is nt true

guruvivicawelt:
on like me i chose eastern states as places visited.. i just put them for middle.. either them stone me go south west or abj. which i know them no go give me abj. so na lag tinz besides i dont tink this tinz are criterion for deploying someone o, as my frnd went to primary skul, sec skul and uni in rivers and was still deployed to rivers.... i still think its random

well it depends sha

guruvivicawelt:
aha lag partner!!! no worri, i will take u on a tour through lag...

yes ooo . i cant jst wait oo

chumaster:
your wish u will get

Amen oo

chumaster:
Newsflash!
If you come across a cucumber in a lady's room, please move away from it. That fruit has gone places you've never been to

spread the word, help prevent cucumber abuse

poor cucumber!!!

Cc
coyy
y0rmee
aBbiie25
posimii
kapable75
Rebekkah
Dream2
vikky014
...et all

stop it

joshuakdboy:
dat means you are used to borno already, hopefully u get adamawa or yobe.

Ajala traveller, bubu colleague

dat means you are used to borno already, hopefully u get adamawa or yobe.

Ajala traveller, bubu colleague

kikiki. it is a lie. they will throw me go south ooo

chumaster:
NYSC do not know about that hence, don't care

na lag things oo

chumaster:
eeeh Kastina for you sha

lol. LAG or Enugu. i hvnt being to lag bfore

chumaster:
go mark it somewhere, you will serve in Kastina. Do you think nysc are fools If you like select Chad as one of the states visited too.

it's this sort of things that annoy NYSC deployment officials

lol. my MCB frnd did same and ws posted to ENUGU...i hv visited Northern states nah...besides our family frnd is even a lecturer in katsina state. so no shaking

guruvivicawelt:
hehehe i laugh u in Swahili.. them go kuku say diz one is used to north, she can cope so lets post her der

lmao. the reverse will b d case ooo

FriendChoice:
Igbos from South murdered an Igala from the north. Chai. BTW R.I.P

U R VERY VERY STUPID!!!hw can u prove ur mumu claim....IGBOS ur head


Rip to d poor keke driver..

funny comments..my choice ws ABJ.LAG.KATSINA.ENUGU...I CHOSE 12 NORTHERN STATES AS STATE VISITED..HOPEFULLY I WILL GET A SOUTHERN STATE

CC. CHUMASTER.YORMEE

Toks2008:
In your English class does most mean all? Olodo

lol...Toks my English teacher go and sleep joor

SAMBARRY:
ok ayaf hear

alright dearie. goodnight

SAMBARRY:
watch am well o.check wetin e put for boxers whether e dey work well before you give am pomo this night

I heard the thing Don drop dead like vegetable wey them soak inside water for 3days

SAMBARRY MY LOVE IS OK NAH....ur mouth can quench sme1 ooo...Thou shall not kill

SAMBARRY:
haaaa

Na you dey marry am

Toks so you fit get person that love you despite Your eccentric behaviours

As you too dey talk person fit like you with this Your lousiness?

Anyway you lucky say she Don intercede on your behalf say make I no kill you. You for hear am this night

Husband ke i'm jst catching fun oooo

Toks2008:
See you need to understand the stark reality of life ...

forget all these talks of marrying a virgin because it is no guaranty that she won't change ..

I was with one from when she was 19 and at 30 after 11years she was ranting about being caged and complaining about not enjoying her young age as she spent all sith me and I had to let her explore and she came back after exploring but I had to call it quit for many reasons.

The truth is that most ladies whether virgins or not usually have that urge to explore and it only takes a lady who have been heart broken to value true desire from a man and a lady who have experienced like 2 or 3 affairs to value the need to stay put with one man...hard fact

hello stop generalizing

gentlegenius:
Check my write up again, I said I'm waiting for her to come of age before I take things to the next level. So sex will only come when she reach 18 or above. By God's grace, I might even marry her by then. I don't know if your question is answered but as a lady, I know you are finding it difficult to believe me because you girl view guys as dogs that wouldn't miss any opportunity to devour any young girl at their disposal. But don't believe the saying that "all men are the same". Actually there are still a few good and self controlled men out there.

hello i said marry her first bfore d sex thing. and whn did i say all men are same??

SAMBARRY:
I'm fine jare


I'm here to give that hiv patient ,toks migraine before it sleeps. That's if it ever sleeps soundly

LOL. Please take it easy wt him. Naija economy is hard. no cme kill person hubby ooo

Toks2008:
Many frustrated people on nairaland. ..

LOL

SAMBARRY:
chief adviser wey no get house

Minister of impotent men

You dey give advise to person when you never give yourself advise.

haba. i kahtnt take dis LORD.LMAO....please my baby e don do please. forgive and forget....Toks is my swthrt oo

SAMBARRY:


Check im toothpick well whether it's not suffering from erectile dysfunction o


I heard he w@nks and so people like it are prone to have issues with their John thomaa

hahahahaha. SAMBARRY U GET MOUTH OOO. jst leave my Toks alone ooo. we r heading to the other room. no spoil show for us

gentlegenius:
There's no cause for alarm. I know what I'm doing with her and it's not what you think. I'm actually waiting for her to turn 18 before I take things to the next level. My reason for dating her now is just to guide her so that she doesn't make mistakes that will ruin her life and to scare away those maniacs who might want to capitalise on her innocence to mess up her body. Right now, I'm training her to be a good wife and she's responding well to it. For this reason I wouldn't like to loose her to another man so I'm already planning to marry her. I think the only way to get a virgin nowadays is to find among those below 18. This is why I dated a 16 year old girl and I count myself lucky that she's still a virgin and has promised to remain so till she reach 18.
If you have anything to say, feel free.

from ur write up..u only want a virgin dt u can disvirgin. so my question is y cant marry her at dt age u want to expose her to sex

Toks2008:
You know nothing about romance cos if you do you won't be writing this.

lol. when will u teach me about Romance nah?