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i guess he is missing out on the too much make up,the yansh pad and the bleaching cream...
if i missed any remind me pls

Amakavula:
I made a thread about how to make men crave you ladies. But the comment section showed something I had suspected for a long time. A lot of guys don't really understand how the woman mind works. So here is a thread for the guys. Below was a cull I took off an article which I agree to a degree with. Enjoy.

A Man Who Will Tell Her “No” - Nice guys, I want you to start saying “no” whenever a girl ask you to do something. Do this for about a week and see the looks they give you change. Girls love a guy who will say “no” and then not explain himself. This is because girls want to be with someone they can trust and they trust a man who will say no because they are being honest about what they want.
A Man Who Knows How and When to Touch Her - Whether it’s a delicate touching her hand to accent a point in conversation or wiping a tear off her cheek with your thumb. Knowing when and how to touch her is powerful. She’ll appreciate a man when to be gentle and how to be rough.
A Man Who Looks As if He Has it All Figured Out - The reason why women care about a man’s fashion sense is because it is an indication to her on whether he has his life figured out. A man who knows what looks good on him and how to wear an outfit, shows her that he knows how to present himself to the world. This doesn’t stop at fashion. The less clueless you look the more attractive you will be to women.
A Man Who Knows When and How to be Dominant - Taking the lead without being domineering is rare skill. You should always look for opportunities to take responsibility during your interactions with women you are interested in. Pick the place the group is going to eat, it doesn’t mean you have to go there, but be the guy who is constantly moving the ball forward. Always try and err on the side of being bossy rather than passive.
A Man Who is Persistent but Doesn’t Beg - The way to be persistent without looking needy is to be charming. Asking a girl out multiple times isn’t creepy if you find a way not to be creepy about it. What helps with this is always having a smile, and not looking disheartened if things don’t go your way. Being able to move on and try again is powerful as it shows the girl that you have core confidence and small things don’t shake you.
A Man Who Walks Through the World With Ease - No person will make him nervous, no situation will have him looking stressed. He ask for what he wants with a smile, tells you no with a pat on the back. Life looks effortless for him because he’s so good at living his.

After you've got all this quality she'll still dupe you for a fuckboy. Saying you are too caring
Eazi nur madness that would visit her village people?

So he should spray you one million before you smile In this recession?
You can marry yourself

Some came to check for his username

itsik:
Wow.


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Oneday my phone was stolen and I saw who robbed me off my phone at gunpoint. Reported to the police.
Their police told me that if they arrest him, that their chiefs will bail or release him, then he will come bsck for me. So that I should let him go.
Imagine, the police is even afraid of their elders and chiefs. The Rumuokwurusi area is the worst.

Well man of GOD, help preach to these wicked leaders and elders. If they will listen

Have you been to eagle island?
Rivers state university back gate?

My brother I stay at elimgbu and I can tell you you stay in a very peaceful environment
Go and try wimpey and Ada George area,rumuolumine nko? Lemme nur mention Choba,ozuoba and aluu

XingXhang:
8. She starts attending church and falling anyhow for any small prayer like...

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Yet she dances only this kind of dance in church...

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Hmm...Sister Angela, we understand the thing that is causing this kind of thing...

There is a girl in my church that always looks at me while dancing like this. #iSwear

No offense but how can this one be raped? If the rapist allows her bounce it's a death sentence

am just waiting on my wedding because immediately the priest/pastor says "you may kiss the bride" am just gonna look her dad in the eyes and grab her ass. Because I've paid in full

This is all cool till one yahoo boy hacks the account then do wire wire with it

I like the style she's using sha...it's not everyday Eateries,home made food is good. Buh I didn't see anything she made sha

What again

Shadbay:
Hanty, continue! You in your 30s? Lol! You've been acting since I was in primary one and I'm in my mid-20s.

Me self tire for the matter

Jaytecq:
a friend use to tell me about some of those wicked places above, expecially dat E.Island

Welcome to my city ���

Immediately our Aba brothers looks into this you will see sex dolls looking like the Chinese version of omotola,mercy Johnson,even I.K ogbonna's wife.
The only problem would be some would have nipples in the eye or might be using tiger battery

Jaytecq:
all those places are still learning... I know of a place where u humbly submit ur phone

Come to my city port harcourt

Eagle Island
Agip junction
Mile 3 park by 8pm
Garrison
Rumuokuta
Rumuodara
Rumuigbo
Wimpey
Rivers state university (back gate)
Uniport (Abuja campus)
Elechi Amadi polytechnic (front of administration block)

Iffa continue you won't want to come to ph

So most people think Lagos is the most dangerous city come to port harcourt and see pickpocket magic.

At mile one fly over opposite Abali park:
this street boys where fighting I wanted to go watch what was happening but my mind told me to stay calm, as I looked from afar i saw a hand into one fresh guys pocket his heavy wallet found a new owner.

At oil mill junction:
during the normal Wednesday market, you would always see some groups standing together acting confused,don't be fooled,while walking through the crowd I felt like holding my wallet at the back of my wallet one guy behind me said "hold am well oh them full here" I turned and smiled, I stopped and was about purchasing something I swear the same guy he was jabbed by one of the pickpockets and two others hand where in and out of his pocket in no time both his phone and wallet found new owners. I jejely crossed to the other side of the road and minded my business.

Rumuola junction:
I was strolling with my classmate from school and a girl wanted to buy something from the guys that sale by the road unknowingly her bad was open and her purse was visible,one of the street guys just walked up there acted like he also wanted to get something hit her hand and the next person picked up the girls pursue I had pity on her.

No Nigerian city is safe the current government has made things difficult for everyone am not justifying this pickpockets buh if a job opportunity was made some won't be doing this.
My advice to all be very cautious when in public

I can't say you should send her away.
I have two questions
1. Where is your girlfriend?
2. Why do you need a 3 bedroom apartment?

She is a teen?
What age please?
Twenty-teen?

I have seen Gucci This and that but honestly I haven't seen hush with a girl and in a car.
Abeg em deh trek?
All them classicbiggie and investorBJ,BNS,Shybaba them get wicked machines to their names

I can't say much because if I was the one who posted my small 50bucks weed SARS go find me come house,buh since he has the cash to eat good food I say more grease to his elbows

If he wasn't a police officer am sure the offender would have been given jungle justice but since it's them the story dies at the road

He made me become a Barcelona fan after he left I forgot football

henry007:
They don't need your pity tho, they've cashed out for too long. I'm not sure what to make about the slowing down of iPhones, even the iPhone X that i got is now losing WiFi signal with the newest update. The way they push the update down your throat sef is unbecoming. Like twice everyday update would pop up. Na by force ni.

At last someone saw this from my angle,bros my 5s were I deh manage so no gree download snap cause I have to update.
Update kini eazi going to increase my memory space or reduce it.

GetUmad:

Oga, kneel down, close your eyes and say loud Amen

May God deliver you from poverty and its baggages. May he take you to the level where you'd never have to join them in saying Sobo is the new red wine, Fura D'Nunu is the new Vanilla shake, Lagos LT bus � is the new Caravan


When God picks your call you'd understand the difference btw an Albino and Onyeocha .

So my brother I spoke my mind and this is the best you can come out with,I use an apple product... oh yes before I spoke I've thought about it,immediately after the release of the new iPhoneX Apple blocked old users with ios7/ios9 from getting some applications from the App Store making it compulsory for all users to update there device. Who does that?
Apps like snapchat,Twitter,Instagram can nolonger be downloaded because why? You have to update your device.
Am not speaking for myself alone but for other users.

I pity iPhone and apple products in general,because in the next 1yr techno would be taking over the market that's if they haven't already.
Apple manufacturers have ran out of ideas trust me.

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Ok

This wan reach me laugh....
Someone said if you can survive the the sun that melt ICE PRINCE you can survive any situation in Nigeria

Lwkm