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Politics / Re: Sanwo-olu's Supporters Slapped And Beaten By Ambode's Loyalists by viktohmarkz(m): 6:31pm On Oct 02, 2018
simple electoral rights, to vote and to be voted for in this country has died, it funeral was done around 2015, all that's happening now is oppression when people are imposed on us the masses, we have no right over our votes again. come 2019 you'll would see.
am waiting to see another 2-3million votes from Kano state
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Flaunts His G-wagon (PHOTO) by viktohmarkz(m): 2:11pm On Oct 02, 2018
lemme hear people from his constitutes say peem first.... they voted in a car lover that ought to have a YouTube channel to be their senator

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Politics / Re: #LagosAPCPrimary: Ambode Gets 4 Votes, Sanwo-Olu 960 At Tinubu's Ward by viktohmarkz(m): 11:52am On Oct 02, 2018
you can't fight and expect to win at the persons door post

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Politics / Re: 14 Facts About Nigeria You Might Not Know by viktohmarkz(m): 7:22pm On Oct 01, 2018
the only thing about Nigeria we don't know is "NIGERIA ISSA JOKE"

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Politics / Re: Buhari Hosts Pastor Kumuyi & Wife, Esther Kumuyi In Aso Rock (photos) by viktohmarkz(m): 6:27pm On Oct 01, 2018
Masama:

He married another wife
Lols ...he upgraded his side chick to main bae if that's what you're saying. but if that's the case then he must have had eyes on her because the marriage took place from my point of view "too soon" but congrats to him for finding love again
Culture / Re: Oyaaa! Waffi Men, Benin Men, Port Harcourt Niggies, Yenagoa Men. Pidgin Contest by viktohmarkz(m): 6:24pm On Oct 01, 2018
Sinistami:
Okay na me de start am

Abobi Na so e go o! Yesterday me and Padimina bin lap im Wari , tanda for I'm Veranda. we bin de plan to go Lap Ozed junction carry small pololo make man no Kon go de rub mej for night. nai before we knw Area Men for the Area Kon start Para nai we GATS sub enter im hass (House) o. Nai wen tins don jant small nai my Bross Kon go say im wan go sight how the outside be o. Nai Ojo begin bust out. Dive am say I'm mus join for the Boys wen just raks na na. No be small tin o now my Padiman de Sanko as e stand so. But Sha as I reach my way DAT Night, My Banni lap me. Omo she fear kpanshin
brotherly you tight pass my mama wrapper so because you show say you be man inside street.
I be Victor na phcity my yarns deh come from, Happy fun fool to the Olodo naija, as we deh loli today make we code say tomorrow all men gats run out for belly runs,december no far e short like callertune, head gats reach ground so body no go enter 6ft, I hail the OP for this platform where em arrange give us. so lass lass we gats give am back the joy.
Politics / Re: Buhari Hosts Pastor Kumuyi & Wife, Esther Kumuyi In Aso Rock (photos) by viktohmarkz(m): 6:13pm On Oct 01, 2018
tiwaz:


Source: http://www.ngyab.com/2018/10/01/buhari-hosts-pastor-kumuyi-wife-esther-in-aso-rock-photos/

I don't understand was it not the same wife that died years back?
abi Mr kumuyi get side chick?
Travel / Re: Is This The True State Of Imo First Flyover? - Photos by viktohmarkz(m): 11:09pm On Sep 30, 2018
Eazi nur the same IMO state where the governor said that the rain is acidic and has spoilt all the road he constructed?
Travel / Re: Cirrus SF50 Vision Jet: The World’s Cheapest Private Jet. (photos) by viktohmarkz(m): 11:00pm On Sep 30, 2018
DextrousDavid:
$2 million. OK o

wen I saw world cheapest Jet..I was thinking something like...lemme stop there

when I saw world cheapest jet I was waiting to see 500k I meant in naira... I for buy one use deh fly inter state
Travel / Re: Share Your Experience Of Life Outside Nigeria. by viktohmarkz(m): 10:49pm On Sep 30, 2018
my prayers first is lemme leave Nigeria first....

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Labour Congress Strike Not Effective In Lagos by viktohmarkz(m): 7:22am On Sep 27, 2018
port harcourt folks are going about their business, I saw some bankers going to work, myself I just got to my work place, Nigeria army also did one odd thing, I saw them jogging along ikwerre road.

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Car Talk / Re: Front Seat Tussle: Big Deal Or Nah? by viktohmarkz(m): 7:18am On Sep 27, 2018
I don't see a fuss about front seat,
weeks back I asked my friend if he got a car who would take the front seat between his friend and girlfriend baba said it was gonna be his girlfriend, Omo our Nigerian girls have seen more front seat than mechanics
Car Talk / Re: What Car Is The Most Popular For Women In Nigeria? by viktohmarkz(m): 6:52am On Sep 27, 2018
Rav 4 Sienna

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Car Talk / Re: What Car Is The Most Popular For Women In Nigeria? by viktohmarkz(m): 6:52am On Sep 27, 2018
Rav 4 Sienna

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Celebrities / Re: P-square Wives Prove They Are Living Above Their Husbands' Beef by viktohmarkz(m): 4:33pm On Sep 24, 2018
issa good thing

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Romance / Re: I Love My Boyfriend But I Am So Scared Of Lending Him 700k by viktohmarkz(m): 10:17pm On Sep 23, 2018
yazz09:
You are not obliged to lend him the exact amount he asked. Give him what you are comfortable with and tell him that's what you can part with as you still have other personal and business things that needs your funds

if I where you I'll take this
Business / Re: How I Saw N100,000 By The Roadside In Ilorin (Photo) by viktohmarkz(m): 11:01pm On Sep 21, 2018
I don't have the time to preach good news all am gonna say is try and pay a visit to the orphanage give them something, the rest is your choice to make. at least you waited to see if anyone would come for the money.
Literature / Re: Kanu: The Journal Of A Rogue by viktohmarkz(m): 3:29pm On Sep 20, 2018
LarrySun:
This didn't make sense to me. If Tony was a Scarecrow, then he belonged in the same cult group with Pain. If that was truly the case, then he shouldn't have saved me. But he did. Why? I didn't need to ask the question out because he already saw the question in my eyes.

"I'm a Scarecrow," he repeated. "But I'm not a terrible cultist. I'm not saying I'm a saint; I've done a lot of things I'm not proud of. I've lied, I've stolen, I've killed. Before you begin to judge me, you should know that I killed when it was absolutely necessary. I had to save my own life. If I had not killed my adversary, I would have been killed. It was a tough choice to make but I chose to stay alive, no matter what it might cost me. Now listen, Kanu, there is no crossing back this path you're planning to cross. If you kill a man, you can't undo it. You will be branded a killer forever. All the perfumes of India would not cover the smell of that sin. No water will be enough to wash your hands clean. However, it gets only bad with the first killing. The more you kill, the easier it gets. This path of revenge you're planning to tread should be given a deep thought. I can only advise you."

"Won't you stop me from planning to kill your cult members?"

"Why should I? You're doing exactly what I would have done in your situation. I'm a just person. I admit that Pain isn't a person fit to live. It is forbidden for Crows to attack each other lest I would have killed him myself a long time ago. He's abusing his power. People are afraid of him, but not me, no one scares me. He attained that high rank by committing the unthinkable crime. He killed his parents and brought their heads to our coven. All because he wanted to be ranked. Calling Pain a beast is an insult to beasts. If you are the person who would put him down, then I'm not going to stop you. I didn't save you so that you could avenge your girlfriend's death. Well, that's not entirely why I saved you. I saved you because you were being treated unjustly. If any Crow knows that I'm doing this, I would be de-Crowed and brutally killed. I have to be careful. That's why I brought you to this quiet place. This is my great-grandfather's uncle's cousin's house. No one knows about this place."

"What is the relationship between Scarecrow and Southpaw?"

"These two are sworn enemies. We kill each other in multitude. A Crow and a Paw cannot stay in the same room; it's either one leaves the room for the other or they kill each other."

"Then why haven't a Southpaw killed Pain."

"Didn't you hear me before? Pain is a ranked Crow. It's very hard for him to be killed."

"I don't see anything hard in walking up to him and shooting him point-blank."

Tony smiled at me. "That's what a civilian cultist would do. Then again, no civilian cultist must dare it. They would be wiped off entirely. Did you read about the 2008 federal massacre? All the members of Nacet were killed in all the schools around the country. A drunk Naceter mistakenly stabbed a ranked Paw; all the members of Nacet paid dearly with their lives. We even joined in the killing, it was fun. But Scarecrow and Southpaw, they have class. We don't kill each other that way. If any ranked member of either cult must be killed, a herald would be sent to deliver a message of doom."

"A herald? How is that done?"

"If a ranked member of Scarecrow would be killed by the Southpaws, a lower ranked Paw would carry a scarecrow to the territory of the Crows and set the effigy ablaze. In the same vein, if a ranked member of Southpaw would be killed by the Scarecrows, a lower ranked Crow would take the left hand of a mannequin to the territory of the Paws and stab the hand to the ground. This has never happened in a long time because it always ends in disaster."

"Well, I'm not a Southpaw or a Scarecrow. I am Kanu and I am going to kill Pain and those bastards who raped my Jumai. To hell with ranks."

Tony stared at me, smiled broadly again and said, "Good luck with that. I will render my assistance anyway I can. Killing Pain will be doing a lot of people a great favour."

please I know it must be difficult but can you make the updates 2 times a day?
Crime / Re: Robbers Break Into Lagos Canteen, Cart Away Pots Of Soup by viktohmarkz(m): 8:47am On Sep 20, 2018
at this point let's sell the country the money should be paid into everyone's account using BVN the drama too much.
2 airplane where stolen
pricks has been stolen
coolers of soup have been stolen
million of dollars have been stolen
am sure if Jesus comes now he might be stolen too.

original giant of Africa!!!

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Romance / Re: What’s The Most Memorable Moment You Shared With A Stranger? by viktohmarkz(m): 10:44pm On Sep 19, 2018
I just remembered mine,
on my first visit to Abuja I got to the park with my mum after everything there was this guy beside me, my mum was trying to know if I was comfortable and all (Nigerian mum's and last born treatment sha) he asked if I was the only child I said no buh I was the last, he told me I should find a way to detach from my mum as soon as possible else I'll find it difficult in the future omo I provoke, I didn't talk again.
while on the journey he apologized and told me his reasons and honestly he spoke the truth, while on the journey he was giving gist and telling how life of a police man has been and how he was almost robbed that same morning.
first time journey I couldn't sleep buh he was having his naps. he told me I'll need it buh I just smiled.
getting to Benin he got me something to eat,when we got to kogi he did same too so we kinda had a bound.
when we got into Abuja I called my uncle that we just got in and he said I should get to the park first that he was on his way.
the man asked me where was my uncle's place I told him lokogoma (hope I got it) he told me to drop at the junction and take a cab that it was gonna be cheaper, I told him my uncle said I should get to the park and call him.
when I got to the park my uncle then told me to take a cab to his house I felt like crying. the man walked up to me again and asked me what was the problem I told him he started shouting that he told me to drop and I refused, baba change am for me oh, called a cab man priced him and told me to get in. paid the cab join.
while on the way to my uncle's place the cab guy (an elderly man) asked if the person who paid for me was my relative I told him no, he then told me that if not for the man and how he described the place that he would have charged me higher.
I got home safely buh I didn't even get the police man's name or number to thank him.

we still got good people in the world/nigeria

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Career / Re: Name The Best Companies To Work For In Nigeria by viktohmarkz(m): 7:06pm On Sep 17, 2018
NNPC DPR
Literature / Re: Kanu: The Journal Of A Rogue by viktohmarkz(m): 7:01pm On Sep 17, 2018
larrysun have come back to give us left and right hot hot.
Car Talk / Re: What's Your Favourite Car Name/s? by viktohmarkz(m): 6:58pm On Sep 17, 2018
IKON360:

I saw one toyota rav 4 in Uyo, I had never seen it anywhere else except online, the way I shamelessly turned to look at the car, my friend I was walking with told me, "guy calm down, we must blow for this life"

Ahswearugad men gats get legit funds.
car pages that follow me on instagram no be beans plus the ones I follow.
rugged beauty gives me joy

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Car Talk / Re: What's Your Favourite Car Name/s? by viktohmarkz(m): 10:22pm On Sep 16, 2018
IKON360:

I saw this ride in Uyo today, same colour too. None of the girls I was with knew why I was staring with open mouth. This ride is damn beautiful

most times when I see a beauty like this I just go blank and call out the name and model, my friends always feel like am mad... buh God dammit cars are beautiful
Car Talk / Re: What's Your Favourite Car Name/s? by viktohmarkz(m): 10:21pm On Sep 16, 2018
SUV : GLK 350 & RANGE ROVER AUTOBIOGRAPHY SPORT SALOON : DODGE CHALLENGER TRUCK: FORD RAPTOR

that's how I picture my future garage
Car Talk / Re: Race: Porche Panamera Vs Benz C63s AMG In Abuja, Benz Will Shock You(Pics/Vids) by viktohmarkz(m): 3:58pm On Sep 16, 2018
supercarsofnajia put his money on the Porsche and I was laughing

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Politics / Re: I Will Unseat Governor Wike - Tonye Cole by viktohmarkz(m): 8:02pm On Sep 14, 2018
he should keep talking.
my advice to him is for him to focus in whatsoever he was into and let wike peacefully finish.
if am lying ask peterside that sold his hotel and amaechi went from behind and bought it.
ask Magnus who amaechi promised Rivers state only to side line him.
ask amaechi village people that he abandoned without a school for 8yrs.
ask Celestine that amaechi docked (rotimi was his bestman in his wedding) to take his place.
Sports / Re: Liberia Vs Nigeria: International Friendly 1- 2 (Full Time) by viktohmarkz(m): 7:38pm On Sep 09, 2018
which jersey
Travel / Re: Top 10 Countries With Cheapest Fuel In The World- Nigeria Is One Of The Cheapest by viktohmarkz(m): 7:36pm On Sep 09, 2018
failed system
Education / Re: What Is The Simplest Word You Forgot To Spell In An Exam Hall? by viktohmarkz(m): 7:56am On Sep 02, 2018
exam na bastardized shit.
my friend was begging everyone to help him spell "IS" funny enough he was like "Abeg help me spell I-S IS for me abeg" it took a teacher's intervention to convince him that he was correct.
Travel / Re: Seven Important Points To Know Before Travelling To Dubai by viktohmarkz(m): 1:00pm On Aug 29, 2018
ok

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