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NYSCRe: Corpers Get CBN Loan Worth N3million Each by viktohmarkz(m): 1:21pm On Oct 21, 2016
finally

there's this lecturer of mine whenever his in class he'll talk about this stuff "if am made the president of this country,I'll give corpers 3mil loan each after they drop there cert" then he'll point to me and say "you,I know you'll use yours to carry women till it finishes"
LiteratureRe: My Life As A Fresher by viktohmarkz(op): 12:53am On Oct 21, 2016
Episode 6.

Morning came and we started by talking about out love life, gospel talked about a girl Nancy of how sweet her pussy was and how he was attracted to her because of her fathers money,


Chima talked about girls that bring big meat for em to eat (the boy so like meat,if there's no meat in whatever his eating he ain't gonna eat).


Ruiz talked about how he traveled to Lagos to see a girl that was when it all turned dirty cause gospel told em that he was lying,that he has never ever left Rivers state to any other state,I just folded my hands and kept mute,

while chima and chinedu were speaking their language saying ruiz could lie (I hear ikwerre buh don't speak) I told them that its the truth ruiz could lie for earth,how can a boy who can't get deceit cloths for himself tell you he got a watch worth 5k for a girl, when even a regular 5H watch he doesn't have. #SMH

I wonder why some boys would just lie like the people listening at children,

I looked at the time it was past 9am I left them to brush my mouth while outside my gf called to inform me that she would be coming by 12pm, what joy I had. I quickly rounded up check if I had extra condoms in my safe,chased the boys out so I would put everything in place before her arrival,I did my arrangements, my laundry and some extra cleaning while the boys were talking about nothing in particular rounded up and breakfast was served at about 11.

I had mine took while the boys took turns to bath,after they finished I took my bath too,who wants to show off with his girlfriend with smelly armpits?

While waiting for my bae I started recalling how I met her,

It was through 2go, four months after my WAEC,I just returned from a family friend's place were I was working,I got a request on 2go with I accepted not before I checked the profile picture I saw an ebony average looking girl, I shook my head at first buh her eyes caught me,I just closed the app and was gisting with my goons about my stay,my younger brother(not biological tho he's my sch son buh since I was done with sch I just had to add em to my family) came to join in the gist,I asked em who he shared me to buh he denied that it wasn't him.

Myself and her chatted frequently and I got to know her more that she stays close to my place buh I didn't say much about myself.

After about a week I lost my elder bro mehn,it was hard so I stopped talking to most people on 2go,she sent me a message that if I no longer want to be friends with her I should just say so instead of snobbing her,I told her my reasons why,she apologized and we talked about other stuffs.


I was brought back from my trance by my ringtone checked the name it was boldly written BAE.
OMG I was sleeping already I rushed out washed the sleep off my face and checked my notifications 5 missed calls all from her,I called back she told me she was at the junction so I went out to meet her.

When I saw her she was looking beautiful, she was putting on a short orange colored gown. In my mind I was like "how did I meet herself"
Got to her hugged her,pressed the oranges to myself and smiled, she asked why I wasn't taking her calls I had to tell her that we were sleeping so we walked back to meet the boys all eyes shining like security lights,

she gave them the fruits she got for them gospel took mine while ruiz picked up my laptop and started playing game with it.

They were talking about how they love having her around cause she knows what's best for their stomach by bringing food and fruits for them.I sat at a corner calculating how to get my laptop from ruiz cause he never meant well with it. Because if he still got the laptop he ain't going nowhere.
PhonesRe: Infinix Hot S by viktohmarkz(op): 12:51am On Oct 21, 2016
funkdr:
I'm in owerri.
how much are you gonna give it off?
BusinessRe: FOREX What You Dont Understand And How You Will Make It Trading FX by viktohmarkz(m): 4:22pm On Oct 20, 2016
thank you
Christianity EtcRe: Read The Requirements & Guideline To Follow To Get Married At A MFM Church by viktohmarkz(m): 4:19pm On Oct 20, 2016
#Issorit
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria’s 10 Richest Pastors And Preachers Of 2016 by viktohmarkz(m): 4:14pm On Oct 20, 2016
uhmmmm
TravelRe: Accident Involving A Dangote Cement Truck And A Car (Graphic) by viktohmarkz(m):
chai

*modified*

finally I don reach FTC glory be to God and a big thank you to my phone battery.
AgricultureRe: 300,000mt Of Soya Beans Needed For Export In 2 Months by viktohmarkz(m): 4:13pm On Oct 20, 2016
ok
PhonesRe: Infinix Hot S by viktohmarkz(op): 10:07am On Oct 20, 2016
funkdr:
Where are you exactly?.
Port Harcourt
PhonesInfinix Hot S by viktohmarkz(op): 9:01pm On Oct 19, 2016
I need an infinix hot S fairly used ASAP.
PhonesRe: Which Phone Has The Best Camera in Nigeria by viktohmarkz(m): 8:57pm On Oct 19, 2016
for those of you who think iPhone has the bes camera go and have a rethink iPhone just got BIG name.
I use a Lumia985 that na if I want pink lips and natures bright touch in my pictures.
and a Samsung J1 ace which got same camera pixel with a Samsung E5 and J7.

big name ain't camera pixel
PhonesRe: Prices Of Iphone 7 And Iphone 7 Plus In Nigeria - Jumia, Konga And Slot by viktohmarkz(m): 8:47pm On Oct 19, 2016
in this economy... I will use 100k and buy sand mold block for a two bedroom apartment in my land. use 250k to build it up to roofing level. use another 100k to buy wood, zinc and pay carpenter use around 50k plaster the palour,bedroom and kitchen. them move into it like that.
LiteratureRe: My Life As A Fresher by viktohmarkz(op): 5:59pm On Oct 19, 2016
am very sorry that I haven't updated since,its not my fault I haven't gotten enough encouragement from you guys to continue
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Port Harcourt Nairalanders by viktohmarkz(m): 4:50pm On Oct 19, 2016
am victor I stay at rumuokurisi/rumuodara axis 07067583766
LiteratureRe: My Childhood Life With My Spoilt Neighbours- SEASON 2 by viktohmarkz(m): 7:35pm On Sep 25, 2016
LekinsRibirth where have you been since one year ago.....oya we need 3 updates daily to cover up eh,and please tell us who napped you for so long.
RomanceRe: "Ladies, Sometimes DM Him First Because You Might End Up Getting Married". PICS by viktohmarkz(m): 1:38am On Sep 19, 2016
iffa hear oh....DM him first and stand a chance to chop and clean mouth.
LiteratureRe: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by viktohmarkz(m): 9:13pm On Aug 26, 2016
OP come and update oh
LiteratureRe: Black Maria by viktohmarkz(m): 12:08pm On Aug 21, 2016
larryson pls come and update nau
FamilyRe: Nigerian Parents And The "You Are Not Sleeping Here Tonight" Syndrome by viktohmarkz(m): 9:30am On Aug 07, 2016
My folks no be here,they would never send you out of the house oh,buh wetin you fit do.
My dad own be say make you no just misbehave, the least deh come with knock on your forehead that keeps you motionless for about 1hour30mins. #BlessedMemory

my mum took over from where he left it, just get her angry in the early hours of the day the beat go tight pass YOUNG JOHN own,after am she go pass you money make you go buy drugs for your self.
Buh you commit better offense she would just fill your plate with meat and fish,give you warm water to bath then tell you to wear a NOT TOO THICK cloth, by 3am alarm go ring wella, by morning she go come boil water make you take go bath.
my mum rep abeg
EventsRe: Young Woman's Obituary Poster Goes Viral As She Appears To Be Saying "Bleep You" by viktohmarkz(m): 6:40pm On Aug 06, 2016
this happens when your not at peace with your family, go through the burial arrangements.
No joy at all!
PoliticsRe: APGA Storm Edo State For Campaign- Pictures by viktohmarkz(m): 10:54pm On Jul 30, 2016
ok we all know of the APC - Brooms . PDP- Umbrella. APGA where is your Chickenhuh
FoodFood by viktohmarkz(op): 8:31pm On Jul 30, 2016
why are there food for weight loss buh no special food for people to gain more weight huh
PoliticsNew Traffic Enforcement In RIVERS STATE by viktohmarkz(op): 8:13pm On Jul 19, 2016
if your in Port Harcourt and its environment get ready to see a new traffic enforcement agency, though not the TIMARIV we knew before,buh would be doing almost same thing like the TIMARIV in the main city of port harcourt city,those of you that take one-way as a hubby should also save money for the impoundment of your vehicles.
take note this new force is fully backed up by the ministry of transport and rivers state internal revenue service.
RIRS
PoliticsRe: Wike Visits Ken Sarowiwa Polytechnic by viktohmarkz(m): 6:49pm On Jul 13, 2016
HungerBAD:
Wike again.

First he stole,bullied and muscled the Polytechnic from the Ogoni's.

As a typical thug,he is coming back again in weeks to whisper in their ears that an attempt not to vote enmasse for PDP,might make one or two persons lose a head or two.

The Ogoni's understand fully well,that it is dangerous to mess with this man.

But how did we get here?sighs. My good brothers from the Ogoni Axis of Rivers,you guys can kick out thuggery and bully in Rivers State by voting APC in the next election.
Who open gate for this one?

so because of RIVCAS has been CHANGED to a polytechnic means that wike bullied the ogoni's...my brother do you know that RIVCAS has since been a polytechnic since 2006,and do give out OND cert since then?

having two polytechnic in the state brings more students and more fees and more population, more rent for landlords and more customer for the cab men(abi runs girls no deh go sch?)

It comes to the point were the bible says CHOOSE WHO YE MAY SERVE....
bro no vex eh......
RomanceRe: Should She Be Pinging Another Guy While You're With Her (Photo) by viktohmarkz(m): 12:59pm On Jul 13, 2016
who took the picture?

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