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After the boring lecture that lasted for 1hour30mins the man left.
What came to my mind was one girl seated two sits away from me that was admiring me.
I bone her abeg cause na book I come for not kitty cats.
Buh only time could tell.
I headed home to meet gospel who was very happy to see me, ruiz was no where to be found.

My self and gospel talked about school. I later went to see a friend who was a church member,for food because our dinner for that night didn't even go our stomach half way.
I headed for chinedu's place.
I got to chinedu place, chinedu who is an igbo boy but works for his in-law in the well known Port Harcourt motor parts market around mile 2 area,as a sales boy. his sister told me that whenever I was hungry I should come and eat free food.

*who on earth hates free food, you may buh I don't*

I left there by 10pm went home and retired for the night.

*Monday*

I left for school early cause I had an early class by 8am,when I got there the early morning harmattan showed its face that it wasn't smiling.
I took my sit ready to download what ever the lecturer had to dish out.
The girl from the other days called my name from behind.

Girl:hey Viktoh what's up
Me:fine and you
Girl: not bad as you can see
Me:yh
Girl: do you have an extra pen pls
Me: nah....I only got one
Girl: mine just stopped writing... Buh no problem, I'll take your book later
Me: OK by me.

*now who on earth come to school on a monday morning and start asking of an extra pen*

After two hours of preaching the lecturer had to leave, the class rep reminded us about the French assignment which was to be submitted later in the day, the assignment was to write in French 1to 1,000.

*that's pure wickedness believe me,cause I don't see were am gonna be using that in the nearest future*

I Google it and got up to 500.so I started photocopying it into my book.
I got up to 600 when the French lecturer came to the class,she asked for the assignment, those who didn't finish their stood up while the new student mentioned were they have gotten, I told her I've gotten to 600 just that morning and she starting a long sermon for the old students and those who were in the class when she give the assignment.

After the long un-understandable class she left.
The girl from morning came to my seat.

Girl: have you really gotten to 600 for real
Me: yes,you can check it out yourself
Girl: seriously, you tried oh
Me: I just wanted to make a good first impression of myself
Girl: seriously. By the way am kemi
Me: you already know my name so I don't have to introduce myself again
Kemi: can I have your phone
Me: my phone for what reason?
Kemi: nothing, just want to see you pictures
Me: I hardly take pictures, so I would say I don't have any.
Kemi:OK if you say so.

We talked a little, I got to know that she wasn't from Yoruba buh Igbo, her dad stayed in the west for so long that he had to name one of his children like the western people.

Iphekitan:
Nice one, more spacing plz

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Idiot wake up daddy say make we come do cleaning for church oh
*that was gospel and his usual morning wake up call,daddy referring daddy to our pastor who happens to be his brother*
Me: where Ruiz deh nau
Gospel: em deh outside with daddy, see me I don tire for this place oh if I just get small money I go go back my village go stay,since I come here I just deh work every time and daddy no deh even pay me nothing .
*truth be said,gospel happens to be the drummer in the church,Ruiz the keyboardist and myself the video editor and camera man,buh ever since gospel came he hasn't received a kobo from his brother.
I picked up my shirt walked outside to join Ruiz while gospel joined us later.

Daddy:Una go cut all this grass them,pack them so Una go burn am in the evening .

Ruiz: buh daddy this once them inside this water follow
Me: you be fool oh daddy talk all the grass,that one na stone?
Ruiz:you go drink this water nau,no worry
Why would I worry ni when I don't have strength to cut the grass.
After the grass cutting we where given indomie to eat.
Gospel:so after the grass na indomie I go eat eh
Ruiz:manage am nau
Gospel: you deh madt,wetin person suppose chop na better rice and stew
*I kept mute cause the idiot called ruiz has a basket mouth,he could sale you for free to anyone*
While they were shouting my phone rang it was my Bae
Me:hey hun what's up
My Bae:am fine,how was your night

We talked for awhile and I ended the called.
The argument between gospel and ruiz got into shouting, I gently walked outside to eat my indomie.
*fast forward to Wednesday*

Babaa: na wah for you oh,you no even call me to know how my waka that day be like.
Me:no vex gimme,I been deh busy
Babaa:we don fix the burial date oh,I hope say you go come.
Me:sure nau,I go come see how you wan take cry

We did a little roaming around the school, checking out the girls.
I later went to the admission block to do a little paper work.
Now am a student of XYZ COLLEGE.
I went to check out my department, I almost had heart attack.
*I keep wondering why is it that our educational sector is the poorest even when we were the Giant of Africa*
I could start lectures immediately buh I had to put it on hold till the next day.
I went back to my stop told my pastor he was happy,the boys too were happy.
*Friday*
Me: oboy I deh start lectures today oh
Gospel:oya come deh get out of here
Me:you go miss me oh
Gospel: for your rat mind
*took my bath, and headed to school,when I got to my dept,no lecturer was in class,I asked who was the class rep got to know how far they have gone, and a lecturer came in*

feel free to point out my mistakes, also your free to comment.

Oboy you go go that admission block go ask them how much for the form,then go bursary go collect teller from there you go go that zenith Bank for across the road to pay the money for the form there,then you go come back school here come confirm the teller,you go come back like next week Wednesday to do the interview than I sure say by Thursday you go get the admission.
That was my friend my from another mother tho he just lost her to the cold hands of death two weeks before, and his name Tonye Fyneface a.k.a BABAA a full time kalabari boy my realest buddy we've been friends for almost 8years...lemme see how we became friends, ooooook...we attended same church tho we didn't talk much,I was a drummer then, there was this girl in the choir with a nice ass,we were both fixed on the ass so he became my rival one Sunday after church we went for one naming ceremony by our church member and his shoe sole pulled off, omo I laugh tire that day,after that we became buddies....fast forward to the present.
Me: Gee you no know say all this things you talk now na waste,see you must follow me do all this waka, how much you want to go give you
Babaa:oboy I for follow you buh I wan reach mumci office go sign some paper's so them go pay money make we do her burial once once
Me:Gee e no go waste time nau,just join me make we put the waka together
Babaa:you gats do fast oh,by 1pm I deh enter road.
*I did all the running around and we went to the bank to pay for the form,the crowd in banks on Fridays can make you have heart attack,we finished and I thanked him for his help,I also give em 5h,the boy and money,sometimes I wonder if he was truly kalabari or Igbo,he went to his late mums office and I went to my spot*
lemme tell you guys about myself,am Victor Major Marks,a rooted Rivers Man,Ogba boy and am proud,born and raised in Port Harcourt, from an average family,a family of 7,(my mum,dad,two sis and to elder bros)lost my dad when I was 7,and one of my bro's when I was 17,life hasn't been easy I tell you buh at this stage of my life we hustle,I lived with my pastor brother next to the church, because if it wasn't for God I won't have been typing his story,the part of Rivers State where am from you can get CANCER from the village trust me.
I got to meet the boys who I told them about my plans for my education.
they were both happy buh I know they were not really sha.
Gospel the joker and Ruiz the boss(the boy can form for Africa)
Gospel is an easy going person,when hes around no dull moments,when his angry it meant hell,cause he could tumble the whole place, Ruiz on the other hand one full time idiot with annoying attitude, I really don't know why we talked buh I use to chop em airtime till he wised up.
the rest of the day was uneventful. fast forward to evening.
Me: chai who go help me with 1h nau I wan call my Bae,I never talk to her since morning
Gospel: see you fool,you get Bae you no get money,you deh mumu oh
Ruiz: I get airtime buh if you call her I go talk to her first
Me: no problem, as long as I go hear her voice
*I passed the number to Ruiz off hand cause I had memorized it and I knew it off hand*
Ruiz: hello Bea what's up with you nau,you didn't say you should call me although today its not fair oh,or your trying to say you don't love me again
*myself and Gospel were having our fair share of the joke because I know she didn't have Ruiz number*
Gospel: idiot another person go get girlfriend another person go deh love her mumu give me phone abeg.
Gospel: my honey bunny,my cupcake ,sweet heart, hello Bae,sweeti nwa,how are you doing.
*I was rolling on the floor already*
Gospel: so you mean to tell me that you love Viktoh more than me abi,no problem, bastard take the phone.
*Laugh no gree me*
MY bae: shuqa this your friends won't kill me oh,what kinda plan are they having nau?
Me: don't mind them they wanted to talk to you and telling you they miss having you here
My Bae:am sorry baby,its just that school has been very stressful blah blah blah blah blah about how the Indian girl give abacha the apple and he eat and died.
Ruiz: idiot gimme my phone oh or you don deh madt
Me: Bae this boy want his phone back,buh don't forget that I love you,and I can't wait to see you
My Bae: same here oh,I'll try and come next Saturday
*Ruiz took the phone from my ears and started shouting *
Ruiz: you think say I no get girlfriend no worry make I call her self,
after checking his balance I got the killer eyes,buh who cares I just talked with my queen.
I logged on the WhatsApp she was online and we kicked it from there, Gospel never seized to give us heavy cracking just for the night.till we all went our separate ways to dream land.



Next update would be by evening tomorrow, my eyes are itchy, its 5:40am.

A true life story driven by the love of writing and literature, to my Bosses here on NL I salute you all, Flow1759,snakie98,oniaxy, emale, dankuruso, silver94, Iphekitan, LarrySun, eliboy92, pswitzelicious, Therock5555, Mattkent, LekinsRibirth you all remain the realest,and to many others that I can't mention, when I start I go mention Una tire.
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flow1759:
Thank you.


The story will take a twist to another Nigerian city where i am presently, and Snow will be introduced.

Who can guess the City?

jos

wel don lekins.
buh as an olivee twist...cn we get one more up date b4 bed?