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NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 9:54am On May 10, 2016
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NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 9:53am On May 10, 2016
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NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 12:52pm On May 09, 2016
Mehn i don try for today, tomorrow tinz ooo, my people

OFFLINE
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 12:51pm On May 09, 2016
CandiceJay:


Hmmm, ok. Thank you, ah yaff on it
ehen babe, i have sent the money, you will see the alert now, if you need more, just call,,, i will send it... What are friends for? grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 12:49pm On May 09, 2016
genius43:

She dey observation desk
ha, i no know ooo, observation tinz on point cheesy

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NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 12:48pm On May 09, 2016
Slimfitdiva:

My spirit tells me that baba God has picked up our calls already
yes ooo, baba God don pick the call,,, E remain angel gabriel to send the text message... Make we dey watch ..
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 12:46pm On May 09, 2016
ray4000:
I greet everybody for this village.
Nothing much to say, guy u no say u don start again an na for my head u take start. Wetin I do u.
(Fraiser).
VillageGoat I hail o
Oyehomie I sight u bro
Sunnepa well don for keeping d village lively
Aieboocaar after u na u o, no mind fraiser na Ice cream hin put dat thing dis time.
Giftiebrown ur head dey deir check am.
GROOOVE I commot cap for u o
CandiceJay miss stream2 I hail o, wetin u won give ur boi
daudae1 man way won give me hart attack, which one be 50/50 an u run commot online
I sight u all
Sougal my dear well done oooo I no see anything
ray baba... I hail you too ooo, you just dey scarce?, i hope ur wifey no dey disturb you for ego for soup, abi na the hunting na him cause am?, no worry you must catch that bush meat tonight cheesy
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 12:43pm On May 09, 2016
I can see barongmj peeping from that small corner, is she shy? cheesy
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 12:36pm On May 09, 2016
kestare:


I'm not new o, just like to read comments. Na the events of yesterday prompt mmy comin out of shell! I been dey follow the former thread before this one, on code too.

I nor for mind if U gimme land make I settle o, and one fine wife for the village.. Ehen and the village commandments

ha.... Thats very good, mehn, all the girls i have seen so far are taken ooo, most of the men in this village are either marrying 3 or 10 wives... Except presido oyehomie must provide one fine potatolicious tomato yellow pawpaw girl for you... But you can be checking around sha... You might catch one fresh fish




Chai, Chineke ooo, The lord is good
i just purchased a good land
page 202
it is not easy
first of all, i want to say a big shout out to my friends and family, and also to sister chiamaka odiegwu, and also to papa emeka my neighbour, and i want to thank my mummy and daddy for bringing me to this amusement park... Dj play shakiti bobo by olamide for me grin



i dedicated this land to my most beautiful angel in this village lyndalyn55.
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 12:26pm On May 09, 2016

CURRENT MR AND MISS


PAGE 100-- VILLAGEGOAT AND LOVEABLECHI

PAGE 200-- SUNNEPA17 AND CANDICEJAY

PAGE 300-- ??

WHO WILL WEAR THE CROWN?
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 12:18pm On May 09, 2016
CandiceJay:



Is Ego involved?
yes ooo, ON your bluetooth let me send you Five hundled thooooousand naila in cash grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 12:16pm On May 09, 2016
Slimfitdiva:

Haba! I no pray mk hin reach dt levels ooo. Me get cold nd catarrh plus, my leg go too thin 2 waka dt far except of cuz if na 2 trek in spirit. I sabi dt 1
ha,,, oya rest your leg well well oo, before we enter camp, because you go match tire cheesy na benin people dey do spiritual trekking, so make we forget the trekking, na prayer tinz only, we go dey pray 61 seconds day, 61 minutes a day and 13 hours a day, baba God go hear our prayers grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 12:10pm On May 09, 2016
Sunnepa17:


Lol...ℓ̊ sabi fight ooo, ℓ̊ get muscle nd six packs
sunnepa17 and candicejay na the new mr and miss nysc stream 2 page 200 congratz to them grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 12:08pm On May 09, 2016
Boom
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 12:07pm On May 09, 2016
Slimfitdiva:
Abeg wetin happen Gist us nah
na old gist oo, between olamide and don jazzy
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 12:04pm On May 09, 2016
Fraiser:
Candicejay, barongmj, suogal I saw d mentions u re too much babe, oyehomie my wonderful inlaw I believe u re hearing from my sister, VillageGoat I saw all d gud work thumbs up bro, sunnepa17, giftiebrown, ray4000, groove et al you guys are great really appreciate d mentions, my realest nd surest G jubrealguy kul to see u here my padi of life, wit ur presence in dis village I can now feel @ home.
fraiser my manchi, welcome back bro,,, i heard to travelled you america for a conference... I hope you enjoyed yourself over there? Your two wives marvluv and honeybash are really missing you, you forgot to give them money for soup... Oya sharp sharp,.. No dulling... We must chop from that pot of soup grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 12:00pm On May 09, 2016
sunex90:
beta pray 4 benue o VillageGoat cos na my state b dat and my granmama go take care of u wela
hehehehehe, ok make i use style style believe you... Benue on my second mind grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 11:58am On May 09, 2016
CandiceJay:


Lol... Fasting ke, and 3 wholes days for that matter. Hmmm, ok sha, but i hope its not dry fasting
it is dry fasting ooo, just carry your bible and anoiting oil with you, we are going to ibadan expressway, mfm prayer city for the fasting... No time to say no time cheesy
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 11:56am On May 09, 2016
Slimfitdiva:

Yeah, infact mayb we shud go 4 a 3days fasting nd hope 4 da best.
as in 3 days dry fasting on the mountain shey? And if they no change am, we go trek from lagos to abuja to thank buhari and the dg of nysc... Shebi we try na? cheesy
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 11:54am On May 09, 2016
Sunnepa17:



Mine is Ogun, Akwaibom, kaduna nd kwara. ♍ƺ 2 D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ pray ƒօɾ Aks ooo
mehn na that side ooo, we go get am by God's grace... If not, wetin happen for headies award go repeat itself again cheesy
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 11:52am On May 09, 2016
jubrealguy:
Kano, akwa ibom, kwara and Osun.......e b like say we go see for camp....lolzI raise my left yansh for u ooo
hehehehe, anything fit happen ooo, make we dey watch sha, just 4 market days remaining cheesy how your people dey?
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by VillageGOAT: 11:43am On May 09, 2016
Abbeyunique2:
passing by... i can categorically say that Paiko niger state is closer to hell. the heat no be for here and who eat tuwo with okro? every other social activities end by 10pm. even camp fires
ha, you are really enjoying na, abi tuwo no sweet? what of us wey dey chop garri and coconut with plantain chips for here cheesy, It is good to know you are fine... Try to enjoy the remaining days left...FUN, FUN, FUN.... It is actually once in a lifetime...
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by VillageGOAT: 11:39am On May 09, 2016
Phinity318:
A friend of mine currently in camp sent me dis;
ANNOUNCEMENT:
Coming from THE ORIENTATION BROADCASTING SERVICE (OBS) NIGER STATE NYSC CAMP, notice is hereby given that all NYSC 2016 Batch A Stream II shall be prospective Batch B because there shall be no Batch A Stream II. Sequel to this, all earlier supposed Batch B shall now be prospective 2017 Batch A. Hence, all awaiting Batch 2016 B (Supposed Stream II of Batch A 2016) shall commence from October/November 2016 while the prospective 2017 Batch A (earlier Supposed 2016 Batch B) shall commence March/ April 2017. Inconveniences are heartily regretted.

Thank you.

How true? embarassed
cc VillageGoat
Dtobs
all concerned GC citizens
NOT TRUE- Please disregard those rumors, just 4 days to go, and we are there.... God bless

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NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 11:36am On May 09, 2016
kestare:


I hear U bro. How body.. ?

By the way I'm Kesta, graduate Uniben.
States: Enugu, CrossRiver, Kaduna and Plateau.

I greet the house. Villagegoat I donmo U.
O you are a new comer... You are welcome... I hope you are enjoying your stay here in this wonderful and industrious village cheesy aunty candicejay will serve you the gala and boost for new comers... I hope you have met our general secretary elder fraiser- the only man that donated himself on behalf of 10 million. grin
You are welcome once again
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 11:29am On May 09, 2016
SMartins1:
omo memh, GC girls no go kill us,make una see berryice picture! chia . I try close my eyes, e gree close!

How are you doing perryice? your SOD?
mehn berryice carry everything oo, just as flavour nbania said ''The beauty of a woman is in her back side'', mehn i don dey use style style dey believe flavour.... But thank God say my babe lyndalyn55 get pass am... So i no dey bother too much grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 11:26am On May 09, 2016
GROOOVE:
Apologies people of this city, we are very sorry on the countdown coming late....we just found maazi VILLAGEGOAT at a brothel, drunk beyond recognition. ..please exercise patience as the countdown will be ready soon.
Oga no be me you see for brothel ooo, i am a senior pastor in our church, i was just praying for one sister nkiruka onuegbu pascalina, i don forget say time don reach, the program never finish sef, let me go and continue the good work of the lord.... Alleluia cheesy

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NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 11:23am On May 09, 2016
Oyehomie:
Villagegoat, twale o...u av done well bro
thanks bro... Hw far u na?
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 11:22am On May 09, 2016
IghravweIG:
Mazi Villagegoat.
Abeg see me later.
I dey owe u bottle beer jare.
Weti b ur brand?
mehn my brand of beer na one wine wey i dey buy for france, na 500,000 naira dem dey sell am, but since economy dey very hard, i no want make you waste your money, just buy one pure water sachet for me... I go manage am cheesy
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 11:18am On May 09, 2016
Sunnepa17:



Heeyahh, nice one bro...oya cum kolect solar powerbank
na xo baba, but with faith and prayer, i had to buy candle and plug my charger, na xo my battery come full sharp sharp... We thank the lord grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 11:14am On May 09, 2016
Aieboocaar:
villageGOAT abeg wch brand of weed u dey take ma help u arrange am. shey na kwale or oshogbo abi na jamaican
na only chinko weed i dey take, this kind of weed can make you enter heaven to greet baba God and come back, it makes you higher than the most high cheesy
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 11:11am On May 09, 2016
GROOOVE:
Villagegoat abeg add YEKAAMOR for countdown
ladies you have a new sister in yekaamor cc lyndalyn55 marvluv northkendal evabae faustychris23 teemakagu ukjerry suogal hardiodun barongmj slimfitdiva candicejay ladycomfort goodgirl247 tiwaladeboo dadizgurl lvlink
ok bro,,, you no get wahala,,, i go add am sharp sharp
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 11:07am On May 09, 2016

COUNTDOWN FOR RUMOUR MONGERS STREAM 2 JOINING BATCH B

Camp opening for rumour mongers- 49 Days to go- Starting on the 27th of june 2016

Passing out parade for rumour mongers - starting and ending on the 27th of june 2020

Cc
Rumour mongers

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