pchulo069:
Sup y'all abeg who dem post go Kaduna with me?m

fraiser dey kaduna with you... Una go enjoy for there

Oyehomie:

Where u run go all ds while nah....?


Yesssss....where dem post u?

mehn, na osun state ooo... As i see say the room hot before, i just say make i enter ghost mode for the time being... I don already know say nysc no go disappoint... Thank God say everything don dey alright...
What of you, where dem post you?

Fraiser:
na kaduna o, some body shud creat thread nd whatsapp group
for kaduna..

kaduna na good state... Congratz bro... El rufai would be happy to see you

Chai, everybody looks happy... Thats a good news...

Praise tha lord ooo,... Dem no want make i commot from south west... OSUN STATE on point

ray4000:

Lol. Hope say dis one u mention is not sacrifies to d gods * bro I no want make she hear dis I don dey buy some stuff down for her cos I too like her*

ha... Your allawee go cover all the expenses na, abi na only teddy bear (doll baby) you wan buy for am?, any sha... Na only you know her heart desires...

anochuko01:
ermmn, since the countdown has finally ended, I suggest that a party should begin. But need a villageGOAT for suya things!!!

the increase in fuel price is also affecting the consumption of goat meat, so no more goat meat, maybe you can use egg

dejiconde:
villageGoat abeg no go near dat babe ooo cuz I don dey eye her geh teh no b today oo

lolz, ok my oga, i don put hands down... You fit carry dey go

lovelyone:


Oh my God! Oga village goat where is my name na? U want make i kanra for u abi? Why am I not in the list huh?
Plus you are wonderful guy, I love what you do
Village I think say we need a village chicken too...... Just saying

i have fixed your name there... Enjoy bro/sis

lovelyone:


Oh my God! Oga village goat where is my name na? U want make i kanra for u abi? Why am I not in the list huh?
Plus you are wonderful guy, I love what you do
Village I think say we need a village chicken too...... Just saying

hahahaha, abeg no mind me... I go put your name sharpaly..

ray4000:

You no dey hear d name way I dey call her * my Angel*
Sougal my love I hail oo u too beautiful*

lolz, you try ooo, by the time your first allawee go show, you go use am buy something for your babe suogal, you go buy 10 Cartons of indomie, 1 carton of lipstick, 100 eye pencils, 50 mary kays, 40 italian shoes, 5 brazillian hairs, 1 prado jeep and one house in lekki phase 8 for am... She go lofe you forever... Sorry i mean love you

ultimate73:
lol...... funny guy dats a gud news

yes ooo, a very good news, so no cause for alarm...

I can see thrillest hiding in that small corner and peeping inside here, ray4000 what do you have to say about this pretty angel?

ray4000:

So is not ur dad that works in white house dat call ur uncle in aso rock

Lolz, i was the one that called my dad, yes he works in white house USA, so he called my uncle, and na so the call begin dey go, but thank God say the dg of nysc receive him own call tooo... So we no get wahala

ray4000:
VillageGoat how far I see ur hand work yesterday, u too much.

hehehe, na xo bro... I just dey see your babe pics.. Suogal... I swear she too fine... You dey enjoy... I wish say na me catch am first, chai i miss this beautiful cinderella, abeg hold am tight ooo

hardie14:
good morning everyone.
and camp is coming to an end in some hours time.
i have learnt valuable real life lessons and values and most importantly the essence of team work.
my platoon won the most coveted prices making us the best. looking forward to getting my posting letter tomorrow and resuming PPA.
qutyjoice thanks for been a friend and giving me memorable camp memories.
biotechshola, my nairaland husband and my camp padi. thanks for always keeping my company.
harique, thanks for always looking out for us.
missprudence, hmmmmmmmn comment for another day.
walextouk, you are sighted bro.
aksquared, did yoy report to camp sha? cos i never caught a glimpse of you.
all edo kopas. bravo for surviving okada camp.

to all my padis and other corp member in the house. i miss u all.
ALL IS WELLTHAT ENDS WELL.
cc
fraih fraiser eaglevision logodwhiz kbs468 prindu amodu jubrealguy iambibi blizzydodo crobboy spixytinxy rukkyola shammak iamdynamite villagegoat
am sorry if i didnt mention your moniker. you are all missed.
love you all.

Chai pretty hardie, we have missed you ooo, don't worry, they will post you to work under adams oshiomole as the special adviser to the governor on finance ... No forget me when you begin chop the money

GROOOVE:
In a land of PANIC and a time of danger, the tranquility of a city lies on the shoulder of one man, his name....
VILLAGEGOAT

hehehehe... You go fear title

My uncle working in aso rock just called my elder brother working in CBN, who in turn called my senior brother working in the ministry of finance, my senior brother later called my aunty working in NNPC, who later called my aunty junior sister working in WAEC office, who in turn called my uncle's aunty boyfriend sister working in jumia who finally called my junior elder brother working in NYSC headquarters and they told me that we are going to print our call up letter today, whether dem rumour mongers like it or not.

OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONGOING PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
(ENDING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2:
8 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

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precious91
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armynu
jubrealguy
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amodu
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FOREIGN QUOTE OF DAY:
The worst thing that colonialism did was to cloud our view of our past - BARACK OBAMA.



MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Afterall, the military do not just dance to my music, they march to them.- FELA ANIKULAPO KUTI

.



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) To piss no hard but fowl no fit- NAIJA PROVERBS

2) If person too tey for the party, E go follow them wash plates- NAIJA PROVERBS
.



SHORT JOKES
1) The following was a whatapp conversation between johnny and a lady online
LADY- What car are you driving?
JOHNNY- A mercedez benz S class
LADY- I feel so comfortable talking to you
JOHNNY- But i rented the car this morning
LADY- I should tell you that i have a boyfriend
JOHNNY- Thats because my BMW 7 series is with the mechanic
LADY- I forgot to tell you that my boyfriend and I broke up yesterday night... I love you baby...

2) A lady was in a bus and sighted her boyfriend johnny withdrawing some money from the ATM machine, so she sends a message to him
She wrote
if you are sleeping, send me your dreams
if you are laughing, send me your smile
if you are eating, send me a bite
if you are drinking, send me a sip
if you are crying, send me your tears
I love you

Johnny her boyfriend texted back to her
He wrote
i am in the toilet, should i send you my poo?
.

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONGOING PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
(ENDING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2:
8 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

cc
lyndalyn55
marvluv
sunex90
precious91
jaydabs16
lovelyone
ighravweIG
oyehomie
terrymason
goldonome
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
yekaamor
precious91
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
kceewhyte
phinity318
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
1mrblitz
adewaleoroge
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
northkendal
meeddah
evabae
starboyflight
lollydope
kle40
nurmanteasynoni
gbozy
faustychris23
genius43
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
brosjay3
bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
ninodaniel
oluwafeolami
timarh
dera25
kceewhyte
sunnepa17
cylas
qboi3000
trenlog
iamdynamite
aleora
ammc
andrea00
upsyli
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
gosjol
senesco
sheylarhh
ephyartz
hardiodun
sydneyboss
jico87
skydweller
barongmj
shollyjay90
slimfitdiva
maccabi
candicejay
makabulch
ray4000
teeboy15
inspire700
malakem
ladyisi1
rockyman
meesquared
chuksdewigs
blessedgal
undisputedk
chris10obaje
bawsse
techkreez
ruky8
nd2all
oyinda32
chinwe87
starryV
kestare
henchamb
genius43
belkid01
flamezreal
sweto
twinkle004
gpstars
mztarsh
successral
edwardgunju
winningsun
ladycomfort
clementy117
hernyolar
luchiano1
goodgirl247
lumiere91
ahmtech93
olurashy
sufficiency121
gammarays
gosj01
shevy878
lastborn3401
olasum
iggyok
bornmarch15
fkhalifa
tiwaladeboo
raphlynco
leofish92
rosey33
dueznation
daudae1
cynthiaezebaby
ronaromio
vicharles
pman001
tellasola
dadizgurl
olorunleke001
sammiel
roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani
lvlink

THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR OTUOCHA fm 91.1



NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.


FOREIGN QUOTE OF DAY:
The worst thing that colonialism did was to cloud our view of our past - BARACK OBAMA.



MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Afterall, the military do not just dance to my music, they march to them.- FELA ANIKULAPO KUTI

.



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) To piss no hard but fowl no fit- NAIJA PROVERBS

2) If person too tey for the party, E go follow them wash plates- NAIJA PROVERBS
.



SHORT JOKES
1) The following was a whatapp conversation between johnny and a lady online
LADY- What car are you driving?
JOHNNY- A mercedez benz S class
LADY- I feel so comfortable talking to you
JOHNNY- But i rented the car this morning
LADY- I should tell you that i have a boyfriend
JOHNNY- Thats because my BMW 7 series is with the mechanic
LADY- I forgot to tell you that my boyfriend and I broke up yesterday night... I love you baby...

2) A lady was in a bus and sighted her boyfriend johnny withdrawing some money from the ATM machine, so she sends a message to him
She wrote
if you are sleeping, send me your dreams
if you are laughing, send me your smile
if you are eating, send me a bite
if you are drinking, send me a sip
if you are crying, send me your tears
I love you

Johnny her boyfriend texted back to her
He wrote
i am in the toilet, should i send you my poo?
.

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

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I don try for today tomorrow tinz my people have fun

Slimfitdiva:

Village ewu....y u sef dey draw bk d golden hands of tym nah No need 4 oki 2 and DT question.... Maka gini?.....today ni ko ni di ola.....nise LA MA San oju Abe ni ko..

ha, her royal highness slimfitdiva toh tus.h, e ma binu, i will discuss with elder okitaiji to take you as his personal love and wifey, and other girl that is eyeing okitaiji, i repeat, any other girl that is eyeing okitaiji will face the council of elders

barongmj:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

lolz... Babe don't laugh too much ooo, how are you doing in this cold weather?

lollydope:

See his big head. Mtchewwww

lolz... Na sexy big head be that

okitaiji:
abeg make slimfitdiva no see this one oo lol..

lolz... She go understand say you get one baby mama before her, so which of them come be the main chick and side chick between abishaddy and slimfitdiva?