giftiebrown:
Hahaha!! na 1 chance she jam

adaora015 come and see ooo, your maga is running away from his responsibilities oo, come and hold him tight, he must buy that ferrari

marvluv:

100 copies should b enough..thank me later.

na, 100 is too small,,, i think he needs 5000 copies, he has to photocopy them so that they would publish it on AIT, NTA, BBC and CNN, then the other copies will go to the queen of england and barack obama for gratification and recommendation

giftiebrown:
boss no fear, na d money wey fraiser say mk i help am buy ferrari fr adaora015, na him i dey lavish on her...i b sharp badt guy...Gd mrnin boss

ha, you mean fraiser wey honeybash don leave go meet okitaiji just because of say fraiser no fit buy honeybash common house for banana island? You sure say no be dasuki give fraiser that money wey he use take give you, well EFCC prison is free, no occupant there, maybe dem fit rent one bedroom flat for you dere

eelipumper:

Lolz. That kind thing. But y u dey expose the bae na. N he believe say na only him Waka come. U have *** up. Lol

baba, i just tell am on time, so that if he wan become adaora number 1 maga, he needs to buy her both ferrari and private jet....
then later adaora015 fit demand for aeroplane, if giftiebrown no fit buy am, then she go shift him position down to 61, he go come become the 61th maga

Rukkyola:

Big head!!!
So na only Crobboy u no c ba ?


Villagegoat how u dey o.
I c sey u no jux look 4 me.
Hope sey dey never chop u.

ha, i just dey see this message now, mehn i been dey search for you since on twitter, but thank God you dey OK na, mehn dem never chop me oooo, i don dey escape dem since, and as i get fast legs, come dey run faster than usain bolt, dem no fit catch me, rukky how your abuja ppa na? I hear say dem dey pay you 9 million per week, you dey enjoy ooo....

adaora015:


biko im not flying edo airline so i cant slap via pictures ....

babe, i don dey fear you now, as you fine reach, you go dey get 15 toasters on a daily basis, and i know say giftiebrown go be you 75th maga, very soon when he don begin dey improve, come buy you that ferrari hotspot, he go jump enter 6th position, na double promotion be that

ray4000:
VillageGoat u no dey sleep

my oga, sleep no gree come ooo, my containers still dey high sea, so i still dey make some calls for its safe arrival to nigeria, E don tey ooo, how is our iyawo doing suogal, i heard she is working in aso rock now?

adaora015:


Jesus!!! Plix dont spoil ma reputation in this village o baby mama ko. Me im a young girl wey still dey street ahneva born. Bh il consider u sha after i get my dream ferari

ferrari? Ewoooo, one minute silence for giftiebrown bank account , giftie i hope you are preparing for the hunger strike ahead after buying the ferrari? Sha... I wish you goodluck bro

giftiebrown:
adaora015, av bn staring at ur dp fr d past 30mins, shd i stop staring

no, continue staring, staring is good for the body, until adaora trowey slap for you through her picture

giftiebrown:
Lol...dat IRAQ go mk sense, i go gt enof contracts to rebuild dier houses...Yu dnt worri, i go employ uu...U go b PA to my Meeddah

ha, a whole chief like me, with my two plots of land in ota and my 5 private jets, even meeddah will know that your are talking the opposite, oya meeddah come and handle my company affairs, my containers will arrive tomorrow

Rx350:


Yes Sah! I have blended a cup of bitter kola to add for good measure... The slap has been supplied by the Niger Delta Avengers... The young man shall dream dreams.

ha, my brother that is the best mixture ever, the medical doctors of nigeria would be very proud of you, our prophet will thank you later for this good mixture, it will make him see all the 12 planets, even the invisible ones... You try...

Honeybash:
baby y shall i shy even if i shall shy shal i shy for u lol... miss ya

lolz all these shying tinz sef, and how is my princess doing? I hope you received the 50,000 dollars i sent to you through your yahoo mail account, if you can't see the money, check your spam account, it is there...

okitaiji:
my able comrades thank you so much for your resilience in this struggle until we achieve our goal today, may this spirit of oneness continue in us and may God grant each and every one of us hitch free orientation camping. thank you all
cc: fraiser
giftiebrown
sunnepa17
phykel
slimfitdiva
candicejay
ebynicole
honeybash
barongmj
villageGoat
abishaddy
lvlink
Suogal
maccabi
ray4000...
too numerous to mention....THANKS! THANKS!! THANKS!!!

elder okitaiji my man, the great man himself, the only man that crossed the red sea with two bathroom slippers and survived, the only man that is controlling the three most beautiful damsel in this village, honeybash, slimfitdiva and uchelvlink, even fraiser is a learner, i greet you my elder, our elders said that the reason why the cock crows in the morning it is because na HUNGER cause am, no food dey house... keep the good work up...

Rx350:


Nwanne only orijin bitters remain oo.. Should I proceed?

nwoke oma, idi ok, please proceed with it, and you can mix one hot slap inside the orijin bitters so that our prophet can dream dreams and see more visions of when i bought one aeroplane

Rx350:

Just Negodu

nna mehn, just negodu that prophet , his prophecy just came true, please give him one bottle of orijin

I can see honebash peeping through the windows of this village, is she shy??

giftiebrown:
hmmn...frm dier press release, dey said d CUL we printed earlier is nw INVALID...wil dey change our SOD? tym wil tell...#12.00pm#07.06.16

i think they will change it to newyork, washington dc, london, oklahoma, leicester city, paris and some other cities sha, they said they wanna fix the camp in nigeria, so we can serve outside nigeria to promote our culture and tourism for better planning, i have checked my own sha, i saw USA and my PPA is white house, so tomorrow you will see your own, just pray it is not IRAQ ooo

innosaint27:
What shall we say unto these things?
Nigeria has fallen, Nigeria is sick & Nigeria is dying! The celebration of mediocrity & the enthronement of professional liars on seats of leadership has become a cankerworm. Is this the Nigeria our heroes past fought for with blood & sweat? They all must be weeping for this country in their graves.
Oh Nigeria, who has struck you with madness?
Oh Nigeria, who has cursed you with blindness & deafness?
Oh Nigeria, who has paralyzed & maimed you?
Oh Nigeria, who has plucked out your tongue?
You can no longer think reasonably, see, hear, touch, walk nor speak with grace.
I cry so much & weep bitterly because Nigeria is drowning, it is sinking fast into centuries ago.
Aaaaah, the glory of Nigeria is lost!
We cannot even celebrate a football victory anymore.
WHAT IS THIS, WHAT HAS HAPPENED, WHO HAS DONE THIS
Noooooooooooooo!!!! This must never be allowed to continue. The only thing that persists is what we permit.
Our leaders have failed us, their policies have disgraced us, their promises have enslaved us & plunged the masses into valleys of sorrow & horror.
Let every Nigerian youth wake up!
Enough of the sleep. Wash the scales of "I cannot do it" off your eyes. Kill the demon plaguing your thoughts with ill fated ideas. We must begin to stimulate the good thoughts of repairing & repositioning this country. Think leadership! Think Greatness! The key & solution to Nigeria's predicament is no longer with nor in them. IT IS IN YOU & ME!
MAY GOD HELP THE NIGERIAN YOUTH & PLACE US IN OUR RIGHTFUL PLACES!



INNOCENT
Writing from Benin city, Edo State.
South South, Nigeria.


Cc:
Fraiser
Okitaiji
Villagegoat
Sydneyboss
et al

innosaint my brother, this your message has touched my heart, my cries just flooded my room now, but i am using broom to sweep it out, nice write up brother,
one day we shall smile and forget about the past
one day we shall smile and forget about our sufferings
one day we shall smile and tell our younger generation what we experienced
just one day

i believe in better nigeria
one day nigeria shall be a better place
just one day

uchelvlink:
OMG! i wish i could reply all my mentions.



i lv you all, thanks for all your wishes!

after going on a 10-days visit to swaziland to meet the king over there, they took me to one of their chief herbalist and he gave me some otumopo for the DG, finally the otumopo is working on the DG that is why he rushed and fixed it on monday, if not, i would have increased the volume of the otumopo, only God knows what would have happened...

Then i just called one of my ministers today, minister of works, housing and bricklaying, chief otunege junior, and he told me that a pretty girl called uchelvlink is having her birthday today, so i had to leave swaziland with immediate effect, and took a keke napep from southafrica to nigeria by sea, and i ran to a nearby cyber cafe, and bought time, and ran over this village, because my mind was made up that i must wish this beautiful lioness a happy birthday shoutout...
So i log on to nairaland and started typing out this, write now as i am typing to you, the president of nigeria, president buhari just called me now, so i have a miss call, now vice president osibanjo is calling me now, let me pick his call, but happy birthday to you, i wish you long life and prosperity, i will get back to you when i finish my conversation with osibanjo...

Suogal the only angel from heaven that said ''let there be light and there was light in london but they took light in nigeria''

fraiser the only man with 200 wives and 500 concubines, who has 50 plots of land in ota and 3 private jets, even 2face the father of all nations is afraid of fraiser.

slimfitdiva the lovely angel that purchased 200 baskets of tomatoes at a high price and distributed it for free to all the villagers, the queen herself

marvluv the only lady that can satisfy fraiser with her sweet soup, all other girls are learners when it comes to cooking

innosaint27 the only jega of our time that told DG kazaure that ''does he want to disrupt the peaceful democracy in nigeria? He must obey us or bow down''
he said let us logistically protest this better planning of the DG, and the protest was assidiously successful

okitaiji the only man that fought goliath with one hand and defeated him by putting groundnut in a catapult and throwing it on his head, the groundnut sounded like a bomb

giftiebrown the only man that beat usain bolt in a 100 meters race, only to find out that it was a dream..

barongmj the first woman to drive aeroplane in nigeria, she fought tirelessly for the freedom of her people and she stopped the killing of triplet...

Oyehomie the only democratic president that fought corruption in nigeria by giving out fuel for free, you don't need to pay any money for fuel again, just meet oyehomie and he would give you for free, he has a refinery in his house

jubrealguy happy birthday bro

laramite happy birthday sis

sunnepa17 the only man that controls all the nepa office in nigeria, he actually brought light today, but they took it after 2 minutes...

Lvlink the strongest lioness, and the queen of the jungle that even the mosquitoes and ants pays homage to her...

Kalimera101 the bravest of them all

candicejay the only woman that lectures professors... The great scholar

IghravweIG the only man that uses his head to break kolanut

northkendal the only queen that own an island in jupiter

i greet all of una oo

it is your humble boy
villagegoat

LogoDWhiz:


i hail u too...


Akwa Ibom is very much okay.. Looking at ways to maximise the opportunities here

ok thats good bro... I wish you goodluck in your PPA, keep serving your country well, you shall surely be rewarded...

Greyworld:
... So I have to say something outside my usual puzzle. I commend who ever instigated this protest and also all those who made it possible. Nigerian youths ain't cowards after all, we are just patient and peace loving folks, the kind you can't easily find in the world today.

I might not have been part of the protest but my spirit,mind and soul was with you all, and most importantly, my prayers.

Finally I feel so privileged to say that it will remain in the Annals of the NYSC and it will be on record that the Indomitable and Inexpugnable A16 streamII spoke for their right and their voices were heard.

Oyehomie
Phemmy0011
WinningSun
selvad
Fraiser (my Oga @ d top)
Barongmj
Villagegoat
ray4000
Pritycrystal (personal person)
Candicejay (my padi)
okitaiji ( d most corrosive)

i see you bro... We are still going to fight the battle till the end... Something good will surely happen by next week...

SC31:
okay....still in my father's house for now,going back to oyo tomorrow

alright, i wish you safe journey, and may God's favour continue to follow you even in your PPA...

LogoDWhiz:
Awon temi.. awon goons mi..

How far guys?
Stream 2, how's d wait going?
Stream 1, how far with ppa amd camp?


Fraiser
Armynu
Greatestman
Eaglevision
Dtobs
Oyehomie
Villagegoat
Wittyemi
Jayloms
Jubrealguy

Chai.. I don forget names o.. pardon me guys..

the boss himself, i greet you ooo, i hope you are good? You are highly missed ooo... Welcome back na... And how is akwa ibom today?

more pics

pics cc lalasticlala seun ishilove

Fraiser:
I tink Smartins1 and Barongmj are incharge of Lagos protest...

ok no wahala, i will try to contact them...

ray4000:
We still don't hear anything from this idiot 'NYSC'

don't mind them ooo, they have turned deaf and dumb... God is watching them sha, their reward is waiting for them...

Fraiser:
yea yea infact Lagos and Abuja are at the center of focus in the protest. Lagos pcms that want to partake in the protest are expected to converge at shoprite in Ikeja Lagos by 8:00am tomorrow, Everyone is expect to be in white T shirt and/or canvass.

are you the one handling the lagos protest?

You guys are really doing a great job, as we prepare for glory tomorrow, we shall become victorious at last, may the Good Lord guide our movements, and may it become a success...

Cc
fraiser
okitaiji
innosaint27
oyehomie
jubrealguy
ighravweIG
smartins1
sunnepa17
sydneyboss
candicejay
barongmj
lvlink
eaglevision
justified10
ray4000
phykel
northkendal
and everyone...

SC31:
Pls abeg o is it true that there's going to be a protest tomorrow,stream 2 guys

@villagegoat
Fraiser
Jubrealguy etc

yes ooo, the protest starts tomorrow by God's grace... And how is OYO today? I hope there is peace and transquility over there?

kalimera101:
Just sent Village Goat's article to LIB.

Will resend to her Every 1 hour until I see the post on.her blog.

Bia. lalasticala do something about our post on politics session abeg.

nice one, God bless you, we shall disturb them till they reply us, we are tired of waiting...