MemphisDepay:
hmmm.. No smooching? Nothing whatsoever?

baddest guy ever liveth... BADOO

OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
4 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2:
12 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

cc
lyndalyn55
marvluv
sunex90
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
kceewhyte
phinity318
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
1mrblitz
adewaleoroge
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
northkendal
meeddah
evabae
starboyflight
lollydope
kle40
nurmanteasynoni
gbozy
faustychris23
genius43
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
brosjay3
bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
ninodaniel
oluwafeolami
timarh
dera25
kceewhyte
sunnepa17
cylas
qboi3000
trenlog
iamdynamite
aleora
ammc
andrea00
upsyli
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
gosjol
senesco
sheylarhh
ephyartz
hardiodun
sydneyboss
jico87
skydweller
barongmj
shollyjay90
slimfitdiva
maccabi
candicejay
makabulch
ray4000
teeboy15
inspire700
malakem
ladyisi1
rockyman
meesquared
chuksdewigs
blessedgal
undisputedk
chris10obaje
bawsse
techkreez
ruky8
nd2all
oyinda32
chinwe87
starryV
kestare
henchamb
genius43
belkid01
flamezreal
sweto
twinkle004
gpstars
mztarsh
successral
edwardgunju
winningsun
ladycomfort
clementy117
hernyolar
luchiano1
goodgirl247
lumiere91
ahmtech93
olurashy
sufficiency121
gammarays
gosj01
shevy878
lastborn3401
olasum
iggyok
bornmarch15
fkhalifa
tiwaladeboo
raphlynco
leofish92
rosey33
dueznation
daudae1
cynthiaezebaby
ronaromio
vicharles
pman001
tellasola
dadizgurl
olorunleke001
sammiel
roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani
lvlink

THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR OTUOCHA fm 91.1



NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.


FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt- ABRAHAM LINCOLN .


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
i believe God knows what he was doing when he put oil under our ground, it should be a means to an end- OLUSEGUN OBASANJO .



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) Chicken wey run away from borno go ibadan go still end up inside the pot

2) If madman don beat your mama before, if she see mechanic she go run
.



[b] SHORT JOKES
1) JOHNNY- I have facebook, nairaland, twitter, google plus, yahoo, tumblr, msn, skype, 2go and G-talk
FRIEND- dude, do you have a life?
JOHNNY- OMG! no... Send me the link

2) A mum was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters wed in the same year, so she whispered to each of them ''After your weddings, text me your 1st night experience and don't forget to text it in a coded way

after a week, The 1st daughter sent ''NESCAFE'' In an sms to her mum, while a week later, the second daughter sent ''BENSON'', their mum as a soji woman picked up a tin of NESCAFE and read from the label ''Fastastic till the last Drop'', she also went to her husband's pack of BENSON cigarettes and found written on it ''Extra long, King size'' . She thought aloud ''Not too bad for them at their age''

a few days later, her 3rd daughter's text message come in ''ARIK: LAGOS - KANO'' , So mama calls arik air information desk to inquire about their KANO To LAGOS flight, she was told it is 3 times daily, 7 days a week and flight duration is 75 minutes to and fro.

Mama throws herself in the air, lands, slumps, faints, dies, wakes up, jumping up and down and shouting ''Yeeeeeeeee... Eleyi ma pa mi lomo o - This one will kill my daughter ooo''


.[/b]

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
4 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2:
12 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

cc
lyndalyn55
marvluv
sunex90
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
kceewhyte
phinity318
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
1mrblitz
adewaleoroge
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
northkendal
meeddah
evabae
starboyflight
lollydope
kle40
nurmanteasynoni
gbozy
faustychris23
genius43
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
brosjay3
bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
ninodaniel
oluwafeolami
timarh
dera25
kceewhyte
sunnepa17
cylas
qboi3000
trenlog
iamdynamite
aleora
ammc
andrea00
upsyli
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
gosjol
senesco
sheylarhh
ephyartz
hardiodun
sydneyboss
jico87
skydweller
barongmj
shollyjay90
slimfitdiva
maccabi
candicejay
makabulch
ray4000
teeboy15
inspire700
malakem
ladyisi1
rockyman
meesquared
chuksdewigs
blessedgal
undisputedk
chris10obaje
bawsse
techkreez
ruky8
nd2all
oyinda32
chinwe87
starryV
kestare
henchamb
genius43
belkid01
flamezreal
sweto
twinkle004
gpstars
mztarsh
successral
edwardgunju
winningsun
ladycomfort
clementy117
hernyolar
luchiano1
goodgirl247
lumiere91
ahmtech93
olurashy
sufficiency121
gammarays
gosj01
shevy878
lastborn3401
olasum
iggyok
bornmarch15
fkhalifa
tiwaladeboo
raphlynco
leofish92
rosey33
dueznation
daudae1
cynthiaezebaby
ronaromio
vicharles
pman001
tellasola
dadizgurl
olorunleke001
sammiel
roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani
lvlink

THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR OTUOCHA fm 91.1



NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.


FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt- ABRAHAM LINCOLN .


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
i believe God knows what he was doing when he put oil under our ground, it should be a means to an end- OLUSEGUN OBASANJO .



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) Chicken wey run away from borno go ibadan go still end up inside the pot

2) If madman don beat your mama before, if she see mechanic she go run
.



[b] SHORT JOKES
1) JOHNNY- I have facebook, nairaland, twitter, google plus, yahoo, tumblr, msn, skype, 2go and G-talk
FRIEND- dude, do you have a life?
JOHNNY- OMG! no... Send me the link

2) A mum was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters wed in the same year, so she whispered to each of them ''After your weddings, text me your 1st night experience and don't forget to text it in a coded way

after a week, The 1st daughter sent ''NESCAFE'' In an sms to her mum, while a week later, the second daughter sent ''BENSON'', their mum as a soji woman picked up a tin of NESCAFE and read from the label ''Fastastic till the last Drop'', she also went to her husband's pack of BENSON cigarettes and found written on it ''Extra long, King size'' . She thought aloud ''Not too bad for them at their age''

a few days later, her 3rd daughter's text message come in ''ARIK: LAGOS - KANO'' , So mama calls arik air information desk to inquire about their KANO To LAGOS flight, she was told it is 3 times daily, 7 days a week and flight duration is 75 minutes to and fro.

Mama throws herself in the air, lands, slumps, faints, dies, wakes up, jumping up and down and shouting ''Yeeeeeeeee... Eleyi ma pa mi lomo o - This one will kill my daughter ooo''


.[/b]

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

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To my sweetheart lyndalyn55, happy sunday to you babe, do try to cook the sunday rice on time, am coming back home with the bush meat i caught this morning

sunex90:
d sunday d go wela! Though as banana no allow us know d part of man body wey im resemble de pain my belle small sha

hehehehe, banana na gentleman, E no like too much wahala do have a great day ahead bro....

heywhyref:
Hi guyz appy to b here as well, kwara oyo kano delta....appy sunday to all.#proudly Ekiti.

you are welcome to this wonderful village filled with elders, mazi's, chiefs, farmers, hunters, dancers, igwe and lolo 1...
Try to catch some fun here
welcome once again and happy sunday to you....

ray4000:
VillageGoat thanks for d update, I am late today any gist. Am just too tired today, missing u guys in GC u are all
wonderfull.

no gist oo, mosquito still dey bite, chicken still dey crow, pure water na still 10 naira, fuel still scarce, so na still old gist dey... Happy sunday baba

phykel:
People choose to believe whatever they wanna believe.
So annoying to see some stream1 guys coming here to spill trash as regards the postponement of stream 2.Whoevr gave them the info and them rushing down here to propagate the falsehood shows that Men can be very wicked. The rich will not want the poor to be rich. They prefer to give them crumbs that fall from the table.
What do they stand to gain with all these wicked rumours?
My people nobody can steal our Joy.
May 21st is sure baje baje
Thank God I already have my Empirical evidence with me already.

Barongmj I don miss u like Oxygen.Reply my inbox message nah.
Sunneepaaaaaaaa
Goodgirl247.....Hakuna matata
Okitaiji
VillageGoat....._ur head dey dier
Etc.
I hail oooooooooo

hehehehe... Na xo bro... I sight you from afar

Brosjay3:

Well done brother man, you too much. Only you na good people. . . Lolz

hehehehehe, thanks man, happy sunday to you...

barongmj:
Good morning honies nd homies. + all d rumour mongers. How una day
IG sugar, wassap?
Sunepa love how u dey
Candicejy lolipop, how u dey
Okitaiji, how u feeling na? Ma fi ara si ile o
Phykel dear, did u miss e *shines teeth*
Frasier, pls show face na
Villagegoat, ur count down dey always make body sweet me
Sougal, should I join u nd handbag for shopping?
Ukjerry, r u still sleeping?
Ray400, wassap?
Groove howdy?
+ all d villagers I did not mention, hope we ll good?

5days and 13hrs left to printing of CUL, enemies, go look bush *in onomes voice*

hehehehe, the next most beautiful girl in nigeria... I see you ooo. Even the countdown dey sweet me for body sef, no be only you ooo... Just 5 days to go, i hope you don begin dey buy the unbuyable, because no time to say no time
Happy sunday to you

sunex90:
VillageGoat! I beg make my name folo 4 d next countdown oo

bros abeg no mind me, i just dey see your mention now, i don put your name for the countdown...
HAPPY SUNDAY to you

jubrealguy:
u suppose don notice say na juzz my body dey here, my mind dey with her......which states u choose na

na xo na... Mehn na benue akwaibom kaduna and osun state
i just dey pray for akwa ibom ooo
you nko?

OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
5 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2:
13 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

cc
lyndalyn55
marvluv
sunex90
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
phinity318
kceewhyte
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
Lvlink
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
1mrblitz
adewaleoroge
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
northkendal
meeddah
evabae
starboyflight
lollydope
kle40
nurmanteasynoni
gbozy
faustychris23
genius43
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
brosjay3
bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
ninodaniel
oluwafeolami
timarh
dera25
kceewhyte
sunnepa17
cylas
qboi3000
trenlog
iamdynamite
aleora
ammc
andrea00
upsyli
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
gosjol
senesco
sheylarhh
ephyartz
hardiodun
sydneyboss
jico87
skydweller
barongmj
shollyjay90
slimfitdiva
maccabi
candicejay
makabulch
ray4000
teeboy15
inspire700
malakem
ladyisi1
rockyman
meesquared
chuksdewigs
blessedgal
undisputedk
chris10obaje
bawsse
techkreez
ruky8
nd2all
oyinda32
chinwe87
starryV
kestare
henchamb
genius43
belkid01
flamezreal
sweto
twinkle004
gpstars
mztarsh
successral
edwardgunju
winningsun
ladycomfort
clementy117
hernyolar
luchiano1
goodgirl247
lumiere91
ahmtech93
olurashy
sufficiency121
gammarays
gosj01
shevy878
lastborn3401
olasum
iggyok
bornmarch15
fkhalifa
tiwaladeboo
raphlynco
leofish92
rosey33
dueznation
daudae1
cynthiaezebaby
ronaromio
vicharles
pman001
tellasola
dadizgurl
olorunleke001
sammiel
roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani

THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.


FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
In the end, its not the years in your life that counts, its the life in your years- ABRAHAM LINCOLN .


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism - WOLE SOYINKA.



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) God is a democrat, he does not support rigging, but if you rig and succeed, that means God approves it - JONAH JANG

2) if life dey show you pepper, my guy make pepper soup.
.



[b] SHORT JOKES:
1) FRUITS BRAGGING
APPLE- I resemble the human heart
MANGO- I resemble the stomach
GRAPE- i look like the eyes
BANANA- please please please, change the topic abeg.

2) if animals could access facebook these are most likely to be their status updates

MOSQUITO- *spits* the blood wey i suck last night too bitter, i no go dey suck papa emeka blood again, rubbish.

COCKROACH- Hi friends, i just find out say bagon na ice cream. Infact, E sweet pass sugar sef

CHICKEN- If you don't see my status update tomorrow, it means I'm being served as food at a nearby chicken republic. We shall meet in heaven.

PIG- chai, i no know why people dey always gossip say i dirty, na wetin concern them, nonsense.

RAM- Yehhh! Sallah is coming, God, my life dey your hand ooo

RAT- hmm, dese tenants no know say i senior them for this house. Imagine, dem wan use trap catch me, na today...

SPIDER- I am planning to build something like a third mainland bridge now, i hope this dirty tenants won't do cleaning to spoil my plans sha

COW- Trekking tinz on point, mehn this sun too hot ooo...

DOG- I hate calabar people with passion
.[/b]

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
5 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2:
13 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

cc
lyndalyn55
marvluv
sunex90
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
kceewhyte
phinity318
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
1mrblitz
adewaleoroge
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
northkendal
meeddah
evabae
starboyflight
lollydope
kle40
nurmanteasynoni
gbozy
faustychris23
genius43
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
brosjay3
bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
ninodaniel
oluwafeolami
timarh
dera25
kceewhyte
sunnepa17
cylas
qboi3000
trenlog
iamdynamite
aleora
ammc
andrea00
upsyli
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
gosjol
senesco
sheylarhh
ephyartz
hardiodun
sydneyboss
jico87
skydweller
barongmj
shollyjay90
slimfitdiva
maccabi
candicejay
makabulch
ray4000
teeboy15
inspire700
malakem
ladyisi1
rockyman
meesquared
chuksdewigs
blessedgal
undisputedk
chris10obaje
bawsse
techkreez
ruky8
nd2all
oyinda32
chinwe87
starryV
kestare
henchamb
genius43
belkid01
flamezreal
sweto
twinkle004
gpstars
mztarsh
successral
edwardgunju
winningsun
ladycomfort
clementy117
hernyolar
luchiano1
goodgirl247
lumiere91
ahmtech93
olurashy
sufficiency121
gammarays
gosj01
shevy878
lastborn3401
olasum
iggyok
bornmarch15
fkhalifa
tiwaladeboo
raphlynco
leofish92
rosey33
dueznation
daudae1
cynthiaezebaby
ronaromio
vicharles
pman001
tellasola
dadizgurl
olorunleke001
sammiel
roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani
lvlink

THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.


FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
In the end, its not the years in your life that counts, its the life in your years- ABRAHAM LINCOLN .


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism - WOLE SOYINKA.



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) God is a democrat, he does not support rigging, but if you rig and succeed, that means God approves it - JONAH JANG

2) if life dey show you pepper, my guy make pepper soup.
.



[b] SHORT JOKES:
1) FRUITS BRAGGING
APPLE- I resemble the human heart
MANGO- I resemble the stomach
GRAPE- i look like the eyes
BANANA- please please please, change the topic abeg.

2) if animals could access facebook these are most likely to be their status updates

MOSQUITO- *spits* the blood wey i suck last night too bitter, i no go dey suck papa emeka blood again, rubbish.

COCKROACH- Hi friends, i just find out say bagon na ice cream. Infact, E sweet pass sugar sef

CHICKEN- If you don't see my status update tomorrow, it means I'm being served as food at a nearby chicken republic. We shall meet in heaven.

PIG- chai, i no know why people dey always gossip say i dirty, na wetin concern them, nonsense.

RAM- Yehhh! Sallah is coming, God, my life dey your hand ooo

RAT- hmm, dese tenants no know say i senior them for this house. Imagine, dem wan use trap catch me, na today...

SPIDER- I am planning to build something like a third mainland bridge now, i hope this dirty tenants won't do cleaning to spoil my plans sha

COW- Trekking tinz on point, mehn this sun too hot ooo...

DOG- I hate calabar people with passion
.[/b]

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

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Rosey33:

No P, you are doing a great job @ no cost. Thanks

yeah, you are welcome... Have fun

jubrealguy:
lolz.....I just dey observe frm downstairs ni ooo, i bn dey see d stunts u dey pull on Fraiser......lol

hehehehe, the stunts too badt... Hope say you dey hear from your wifey iambibi... She too scarce like dollars...

giftiebrown:
Lol...VillageGOAT, my wife n I love ur countdwn...nice wrk bro!

yeah, i can see the love flowing like a stream, please take good care of your wifey

Meeddah:
sure bro...you know my husband @giftiebrown

yeah i know giftiebrown very well, the man that bought 3 plots of land in lekki and he has 10 prado jeeps... You are lucky to have such a goodlooking and caring husband, please take care of him, and try to cook pounded yam for him.... He loves it too much

okitaiji:
Hello my noble village members I'm sorry for an unavoidably absence from the family, I'm in the custody of Doctors since and I have been discharged so I will still be away in order to regain strength for the challenges ahead.
Thanks for the good work you guys have been doing
Cc:
ray4000
sunnepa17
giftiebrown
IG
suogal
candicejay
marvluv
villageGoat
phykel
meeddah
hardiodun
lvlink
barongmj
brosjay
smartins1
ukjerry
slimfitdiva (new face welcome)
et al.. please forgive me if I didn't mention your moniker

my abishaddy I miss you... enjoy yourself while we wait for 21st to come
cheers and one love

chai, my chairman okitaiji, sorry bro,,, i wish you a safe and quick recovery... We shall miss your presence here... Have fun and get enough rest....

Fraiser:
DTOBS baba sorry for the unfortunate incident, I pray God will return your captivity in millions folds and your foes will be like them that dream. Thank God you are safe, your life is much more important than any valuables..

how far bro? Longtime no see

Spixytinxy am so sorry about your dad, there is a reason for everything, take heart dear, your father is very proud of you, may your father soul rest in perfect peace..


DTOBS sorry about the loss, thank God nothing serious happened, the lord will continue to be your shield and your buckler in the time of trouble... Be strong broo... God is always with you


logodwhiz i sight you bro, how is the enjoyment in akwa ibom... Have fun bro


fraih the beauty queen, i hope ogun state is treating you fine fine... Have fun

OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
6 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2:
14 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

cc
lyndalyn55
marvluv
jaydabs16
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FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
People often say that motivation doesn't last, well, neither does bathing- that's why we recommend it daily - ZIG ZIGLAR .


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Pope John Paul II not only visited Nigeria twice but stood by the country in its fight against dictatorship and injustice- OLUSEGUN OBASANJO.



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) we want to thank the president for bringing facebook to nigeria- LABARAN MAKU

2) i will not die, i drink bottled water, you do not drink bottled water - ROTIMI AMAECHI
.



SHORT JOKES:
1) FATHER- 1st son- Degree in economics.
2nd son- MBA
3rd son- PhD
4th son - Theif

NEIGHBOUR- Why can't you throw your 4th son out of your house?
FATHER- I can't, he is the only one earning money, the rest are unemployed

2) WIFE- Honey can you please help me clean the garden
HUSBAND- do i look like a gardener?
WIFE- ooh, am sorry, honey ok then fix the bathroom door please
HUSBAND- Do i look like a carpenter?
Husband walks out, on returning, he finds the garden cleaned and the door fixed...
HUSBAND- i know my wife will do this all by herself
WIFE- it's not me ooh
HUSBAND- who then?
WIFE- it is johnny our neighbour
HUSBAND- how much did you pay him?
WIFE- no, he just gave me 2 options, bread or sex
HUSBAND- i hope you gave him bread?
WIFE- Do i look like a baker?

HUSBAND FAINTED...
.

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
6 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2:
14 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

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crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
kceewhyte
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
1mrblitz
adewaleoroge
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
northkendal
meeddah
nurmanteasynoni
gbozy
faustychris23
genius43
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
brosjay3
bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
ninodaniel
oluwafeolami
timarh
dera25
kceewhyte
sunnepa17
cylas
qboi3000
trenlog
iamdynamite
aleora
ammc
andrea00
upsyli
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
gosjol
senesco
sheylarhh
ephyartz
hardiodun
sydneyboss
jico87
skydweller
barongmj
shollyjay90
slimfitdiva
maccabi
candicejay
makabulch
ray4000
teeboy15
inspire700
malakem
ladyisi1
rockyman
meesquared
chuksdewigs
blessedgal
undisputedk
chris10obaje
bawsse
techkreez
ruky8
nd2all
oyinda32
chinwe87
starryV
kestare
henchamb
genius43
belkid01
flamezreal
sweto
twinkle004
gpstars
mztarsh
successral
edwardgunju
winningsun
ladycomfort
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hernyolar
luchiano1
goodgirl247
lumiere91
ahmtech93
olurashy
sufficiency121
gammarays
gosj01
shevy878
lastborn3401
olasum
iggyok
bornmarch15
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tiwaladeboo
raphlynco
leofish92
rosey33
dueznation
daudae1
cynthiaezebaby
ronaromio
vicharles
pman001
tellasola
dadizgurl
olorunleke001
sammiel
roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani

THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.


FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
People often say that motivation doesn't last, well, neither does bathing- that's why we recommend it daily - ZIG ZIGLAR .


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Pope John Paul II not only visited Nigeria twice but stood by the country in its fight against dictatorship and injustice- OLUSEGUN OBASANJO.



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) we want to thank the president for bringing facebook to nigeria- LABARAN MAKU

2) i will not die, i drink bottled water, you do not drink bottled water - ROTIMI AMAECHI
.



SHORT JOKES:
1) FATHER- 1st son- Degree in economics.
2nd son- MBA
3rd son- PhD
4th son - Theif

NEIGHBOUR- Why can't you throw your 4th son out of your house?
FATHER- I can't, he is the only one earning money, the rest are unemployed

2) WIFE- Honey can you please help me clean the garden
HUSBAND- do i look like a gardener?
WIFE- ooh, am sorry, honey ok then fix the bathroom door please
HUSBAND- Do i look like a carpenter?
Husband walks out, on returning, he finds the garden cleaned and the door fixed...
HUSBAND- i know my wife will do this all by herself
WIFE- it's not me ooh
HUSBAND- who then?
WIFE- it is johnny our neighbour
HUSBAND- how much did you pay him?
WIFE- no, he just gave me 2 options, bread or sex
HUSBAND- i hope you gave him bread?
WIFE- Do i look like a baker?

HUSBAND FAINTED...
.

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

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Brosjay3:

Same here oh, dem dey.

na xo bro... Do have a great day ahead...

kceewhyte:
bia VillageGoat why am I always excluded on ur countdown, abi u kno like my face eh??

i have fixed your name in the countdown... Have fun bro