Sunnepa17:
Lol.....thumps up

na xo bro

Boob

kceewhyte:
bia VillageGoat why am I always excluded on ur countdown, abi u kno like my face eh??

lolz... I go fix am now... Sharp sharp... No dulling

Brosjay3:


I dey fine, how your side?

my side dey dull ooo, but we dey manage am sha.... Your side nko.... Hope say dem fine girls still dey your street?

ray4000:
Lost but find o
Abeg I no see my friend o okitaiji, if anybody see am report to d nearest person beside u. Thanks
Fraiser!
Fraiser!!
Fraiser!!!
Fraiser!!!!
Why u dey do like dis, u be man nah just because suogal slap u na y you just dey look us from far join us make the ministry dey roll. You just leave me with dis sunnepa way no lemme rest for this village, fraiser u no say you be my good, better, best padi. I hate u pass oh sorry I like pass sunnepa.
To be sincere will don miss you, o ya come carry any girl u like *suogal* no dey among o. I no go watch u with one eye again
I no go critisize u again
I go dey like u more
I go tell villageGoat make hin no talk to u any how again
Fraiser pls come back.

na true ooo. I never see fraiser since... I hope say dem never kidnap am? Make we begin gather money for him release

Meeddah:
i love you already village goat

lolz... Thanks for loving me... But i hope it is that brother and sister in the lord kind of love?. Because my love is already stolen by her royal beautifulness lyndalyn55

jubrealguy:
Good morning beautiful people, I guess we all bracing up for may 13th

Fraiser
Sunnepa17
VillageGOAT
smartins1
candicejay
barongmj
giftiebrown
IghravwelG
kbs468
Oyehomie
AdunniIwo
ray4000
marvluv
aieboocar
teemakagu
skydweller
Meeddah (fellow Akokite)
etal

let's keep rolling the choppers like it's December 31st
fuvk NYSC, we've put God first
negative comments v bn blown with the dust
irrespective of their fuvking source
come may 21st, we will all be on d bus
without even minding transportation cost
calmly seated with our lacasera and bons
with God protecting us frm the men with guns
cos leaving home was already made a must

Missing my stream 1 peeeps

Abb1 Abbeyunique2 wittyemi Fraih Rukkyola spixytinxy hardie14 Qutyjoice prindu amodu dtobs sirguy542 Beckytee LogoDWhiz BlizzydoDo etal and my precious IAMBIBI

yes ooo... We just can't wait... I sight you bro... You dey scarce like fuel ooo. Na business tinz?

ray4000:
VillageGoat nice one today, chaii 7 days remaining my belle they sweet me.
for the answer I dey right, no be everybody sabi the answer including villaGoat, sunnepa17 that one! He no fit read the quetion not to talk about d anwser.
Fraiser sabi book his now my friend.
Cc: IG
Gitiebrown
Okitaiji
Brosjay
jubrealguy
marvluv
aieboocar
lyndalyn55
candicejay
Suogal my love
I sight u all good job.
Good morning everybody in the house!!! I love u all.

lolz... Morning to you bro... One love

Rosey33:
VillageGOAT thanks for d countdown, t'was beauriful

heheheh... Thank God you liked it.... Wassup with you?

Brosjay3:

Lmao. . . Nice one Mazi

lolz.... Na xo bro... Hw u dey?

Rosey33:
Alo villagegoat, we are patiently waiting for d countdown.

sorry, i was a little bit busy

OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
7 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 15 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

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marvluv
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
kceewhyte
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
1mrblitz
adewaleoroge
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
northkendal
meeddah
nurmanteasynoni
gbozy
faustychris23
genius43
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
brosjay3
bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
ninodaniel
oluwafeolami
timarh
dera25
kceewhyte
sunnepa17
cylas
qboi3000
trenlog
iamdynamite
aleora
ammc
andrea00
upsyli
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
gosjol
senesco
sheylarhh
ephyartz
hardiodun
sydneyboss
jico87
skydweller
barongmj
shollyjay90
slimfitdiva
maccabi
candicejay
makabulch
ray4000
teeboy15
inspire700
malakem
ladyisi1
rockyman
meesquared
chuksdewigs
blessedgal
undisputedk
chris10obaje
bawsse
techkreez
ruky8
nd2all
oyinda32
chinwe87
starryV
kestare
henchamb
genius43
belkid01
flamezreal
sweto
twinkle004
gpstars
mztarsh
successral
edwardgunju
winningsun
ladycomfort
clementy117
hernyolar
luchiano1
goodgirl247
lumiere91
ahmtech93
olurashy
sufficiency121
gammarays
gosj01
shevy878
lastborn3401
olasum
iggyok
bornmarch15
fkhalifa
tiwaladeboo
raphlynco
leofish92
rosey33
dueznation
daudae1
cynthiaezebaby
ronaromio
vicharles
pman001
tellasola
dadizgurl
olorunleke001
sammiel
roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani

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FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe - ALBERT EINSTEIN.


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
One of the truest tests of integrity is its blunt refusal to be compromised- CHINUA ACHEBE .



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) i founded this school for the masses and the school fees is 850,000 naira - ATIKU ABUBAKAR

2) Until i see someone eating out of the gutter before i believe there is poverty in Nigeria - UMARU DIKKO
.



SHORT JOKES:
1) TEACHER- The first son of adam was named?
RAY4000- ADAMU

2) TEACHER- what is a verb?
FRAISER- A verb is a valve in a bicycle tyre
TEACHER- What are you saying?
FRAISER- it is a complete sentence sir
TEACHER- Are you mad?
FRAISER- It is a question sir
TEACHER- Don't be stupid
FRAISER- It is an advice sir
TEACHER- Stop that nonsense
FRAISER- it is a command sir
TEACHER- you are an idiot
FRAISER- it is an insult sir
TEACHER- get out of my class!
FRAISER- it is an order sir
TEACHER- Oh goodness!... What a boy!
FRAISER- it is an exclamation sir
TEACHER- May God have mercy on you
FRAISER- it is a prayer sir

THE TEACHER FAINTED

Five years later, fraiser became the best graduating student in harvard university after getting 5.01 as g.p.... He now has 10 plots of land in ota and 15 wives with 55 children... TO GOD BE THE GLORY
.

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
7 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 15 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

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marvluv
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
kceewhyte
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
1mrblitz
adewaleoroge
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
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guymandspecies
northkendal
meeddah
nurmanteasynoni
gbozy
faustychris23
genius43
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
brosjay3
bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
ninodaniel
oluwafeolami
timarh
dera25
kceewhyte
sunnepa17
cylas
qboi3000
trenlog
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aleora
ammc
andrea00
upsyli
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
gosjol
senesco
sheylarhh
ephyartz
hardiodun
sydneyboss
jico87
skydweller
barongmj
shollyjay90
slimfitdiva
maccabi
candicejay
makabulch
ray4000
teeboy15
inspire700
malakem
ladyisi1
rockyman
meesquared
chuksdewigs
blessedgal
undisputedk
chris10obaje
bawsse
techkreez
ruky8
nd2all
oyinda32
chinwe87
starryV
kestare
henchamb
genius43
belkid01
flamezreal
sweto
twinkle004
gpstars
mztarsh
successral
edwardgunju
winningsun
ladycomfort
clementy117
hernyolar
luchiano1
goodgirl247
lumiere91
ahmtech93
olurashy
sufficiency121
gammarays
gosj01
shevy878
lastborn3401
olasum
iggyok
bornmarch15
fkhalifa
tiwaladeboo
raphlynco
leofish92
rosey33
dueznation
daudae1
cynthiaezebaby
ronaromio
vicharles
pman001
tellasola
dadizgurl
olorunleke001
sammiel
roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani

THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



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FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe - ALBERT EINSTEIN.


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
One of the truest tests of integrity is its blunt refusal to be compromised- CHINUA ACHEBE .



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) i founded this school for the masses and the school fees is 850,000 naira - ATIKU ABUBAKAR

2) Until i see someone eating out of the gutter before i believe there is poverty in Nigeria - UMARU DIKKO
.



SHORT JOKES:
1) TEACHER- The first son of adam was named?
RAY4000- ADAMU

2) TEACHER- what is a verb?
FRAISER- A verb is a valve in a bicycle tyre
TEACHER- What are you saying?
FRAISER- it is a complete sentence sir
TEACHER- Are you mad?
FRAISER- It is a question sir
TEACHER- Don't be stupid
FRAISER- It is an advice sir
TEACHER- Stop that nonsense
FRAISER- it is a command sir
TEACHER- you are an idiot
FRAISER- it is an insult sir
TEACHER- get out of my class!
FRAISER- it is an order sir
TEACHER- Oh goodness!... What a boy!
FRAISER- it is an exclamation sir
TEACHER- May God have mercy on you
FRAISER- it is a prayer sir

THE TEACHER FAINTED

Five years later, fraiser became the best graduating student in harvard university after getting 5.01 as g.p.... He now has 10 plots of land in ota and 15 wives with 55 children... TO GOD BE THE GLORY
.

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

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dadizgurl:

im beautiful... tnx hun

hehehehe, i can see it from afar do have a nice day ahead...

ray4000:
VillageGoat you weldone broda, no mind pastor sunnepa way no sabi anything.
Abeg why fraiser won kill himself no be so hin dey do another person wife abi cos I no won talk bfor I travel, most of the girl way dey fall na fraiser name dem dey call.
Has God dey, he con send giftiebrown make in go fall fraiser wife chai for 7 time d guy wicked o
My people of stream2 villa I say u guys are wonderful. U guys keep me busy till today wow, I don't feel any presure. because am always home alone u guys don't make me feel alone.
Cc: villageGoat
Sunnepa17
Okitaiji
Fraiser
IG
Giftiebrown
Brosjay
Candicejay,
Suogal
Luvlink
lyndalyn55
marvluv
I sight u all. Godd morning everybody in dey house.

i sight you too bro... Morning to you

dadizgurl:






pls endeavor to join the publicity/OBS group while on camp. especially the tatafo section





pls endeavor to join the publicity/OBS group while on camp. especially the tatafo section

hehehehehe, i hear you i hope you are fine?


Chai chai chai
page 146
i dedicate this land to my darling and loving angel lyndalyn55

Lyndalyn55:
. Am very fine...thank u and u...them no fit

yeah i trust you babe, you know say you too fine even without a makeup, and there is no way that we gonna breakup, just like BOMB, you dey blow my mind...

ray4000:

So you don turn us to olosho man abi. Ur wife no go tell u wetin happen yesterday for d bday, no be my mouth u go hear am, that guy called sunnepa na bad guy o, he don bad pass fraiser. If u see as he dey pakuromo ur wife make I no talk.

Sunnepa17:

Lolzz...alagbere ray4000, just because ℓ̊ tld ur wife Suogal d truth yetanite, nw ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ Å̶̷̩̥͡ЯƐ liein against ♍ƺ nw....haba!
Dunt mind ɦɨʍ villagegoat oo, ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ suppose knw ɦɨʍ nw.
Cc. Suogal

ray4000 you see yourself, sunnepa17 just confirmed that you are lying, thats because sunnepa17 remembered what i did to okonta jnr in 1985 when he tried to touch my sweetheart lyndalyn55, so sunnepa17 cannot try it because he does not want me to repeat that event of 1985 again

but ray4000 i think i saw suogal with elder fraiser at one five start hotel like that yesterday, they were holding their hands together, i was still wondering what they were doing there sha, maybe it was evangelism... I just can't say

CandiceJay:
VillageGOAT and Mariosam, you guys should not kill us with laughter o. where did u get all those ur adages from? I am so laughing out loud


Greyworld, you only sneak in here when u're having issues with 4pics 1word. Don't call me again oh, ah yaff vex.

My most lovely villagers, i greet you all. I can see people are still sleeping due to d late night party, it was soooo much fun. Whose parry is next?

lolz glad you liked it.... Thats how we roll

[b] Goodmorning my fellow villagers, this is village Goat reporting for otuocha fm 92.2
The headlines
BARONGMJ BIRTHDAY PARTY
from one of our correspondents mr chima who attended the birthday party, he said the party was held at ighravweIG house in lekki phase 10, opposite oando filling station, the party was filled with celebrities like mc sunnepa17, miss candicejay the former miss nigeria, ray4000 the business man from china, elder fraiser the current minister of women affairs and others

according to some eye witness, sister nkiru, she said that she saw village goat and his wife lyndalyn55 getting down from their private jet in grand style and they received cheers from the people on the streets of lekki, villagegoat who reportedly has two plots of land in ota is really a successful man with too much money on him.

Another eye witness, okezie junior who sells spare parts in lekki phase 12 said that he saw fraiser trying to kiss suogal, and suogal gave him a tantalizing hot slap, she said she belongs to ray4000, and nobody can touch her, and as a gentleman, fraiser decided to endure the slap and finally took his wife marvluv to the event...

The event was interesting as the celebrant, barongmj danced away her sorrows while DJ ighravweIG her husband played the best and lastest music for her, it was fun when mcsunnepa17 climbed the stage to crack some of his funny jokes, fraiser was not laughing because of that hot slap, candicejay decided to share the food and drinks, and everybody danced and danced and danced till their mama called them back home

another eyewitness oga timothy said he saw laramite and meeddah in the birthday party, they wore bum shorts, exposing their sexy legs and grooove brought them with his prado jeep, while brosjay3 was seen getting down from a keke napep, to attend the birthday party and loveablechi also came to the party ...

The chief host of the event was president buhari, and he talked about corruption and he said for fraiser to have three wives is corruption, that EFCC should investigate him...

This is villagegoat reporting for otuocha fm 92.2
[/b]

Wow... My pretty diva lyndalyn55 is online, angel how are you doing? I hope none of this villagers here like ray4000, okitaiji and fraiser are disturbing you? Just tell me that person name, let me bomb that person, you know that i can die for you...

mariosam:


Mazi villagegoat,the only man who dance the udoegwu dance naked without his third man dangling,the goat who impregnated a she-cow and she gave birth to two tortoise and a tuber of aosu yam.(remember,At that time, she-cow overpowers any bull that tries to climb her)

You have spoken well and oriaku lyndalyn55,made a very nice point.

But here is the problem.

1)it will be very difficult find a male virgin

2)if we eventually find one,how do we confirmed that he is a male virgin

3)the gods specifically asked for the two maidens as mentioned in my earlier post.


My Recommendation.

If we must offer a male virgin let it be

FRAISER

We know he is not a virgin,but we can can enroll him in a revirginization process,immediately we capture him.


There is an adage that says and I quote

if you are a frog muncher,choose that biggest one,so when you are accused of eating frogs,you will proudly reply them,"at least I ate the fatest one".

chai, mazi mariosam, mazi mariosam, mazi mariosam, how many times did i call you? The only man that have 5000 wives and 2000 concubines, the only man that said let there be light, and there was light in ikeja but there was no light in ikorodu...
The gods are angry, when i presented elder fraiser for the sacrifice, they rejected him, they said how can you bring another oracle for them, they said the prayers of pastor sunnepa17 is disturbing the sacrifice, right now, their juju has been destroyed, they said no more sacrifices again, that since there is no virgin girls to be given to primusinterpares, that two oloshos should be given to him from another village...
This is what the gods said i should tell you...
He who has ears let them ear...
Jah jah jah jah holy holy

Brosjay3:
Good morning beautiful people, hope we all had a good night rest?

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morning brosjay, how enjoyment dey go?

OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
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marvluv
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ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
1mrblitz
adewaleoroge
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
northkendal
meeddah
nurmanteasynoni
gbozy
faustychris23
genius43
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
brosjay3
bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
ninodaniel
oluwafeolami
timarh
dera25
kceewhyte
sunnepa17
cylas
qboi3000
trenlog
iamdynamite
aleora
ammc
andrea00
upsyli
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
gosjol
senesco
sheylarhh
ephyartz
hardiodun
sydneyboss
jico87
skydweller
barongmj
maccabi
candicejay
makabulch
ray4000
teeboy15
inspire700
malakem
ladyisi1
rockyman
meesquared
chuksdewigs
blessedgal
undisputedk
chris10obaje
bawsse
techkreez
ruky8
nd2all
oyinda32
chinwe87
starryV
kestare
henchamb
genius43
belkid01
flamezreal
sweto
twinkle004
gpstars
mztarsh
successral
edwardgunju
winningsun
ladycomfort
clementy117
hernyolar
luchiano1
goodgirl247
lumiere91
ahmtech93
olurashy
sufficiency121
gammarays
gosj01
shevy878
lastborn3401
olasum
iggyok
bornmarch15
fkhalifa
tiwaladeboo
raphlynco
leofish92
rosey33
dueznation
daudae1
cynthiaezebaby
ronaromio
vicharles
pman001
tellasola
dadizgurl
olorunleke001
sammiel
roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani

THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



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FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Life is about making an impact, not making an income - KEVIN KRUSE .


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
My joy knows no bounds, i will devote all my energy and all the powers available to me to the service of Nigeria and humanity - OLUSEGUN OBASANJO .



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) With all due respect, if Jesus Christ could come to the world and be the chairman of INEC, any election he would conduct will be disputed - OLUSEGUN OBASANJO

2) Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood lives on - PATIENCE JONATHAN
.



[b] SHORT JOKES:
1) TEACHER- Candicejay, assuming you were at a bus stop and boko haram throws a bomb, what will you do ?
CANDICEJAY- I will stop assuming...

2) A community pastor by name ray4000 was getting tired of hearing his congregation confess of adultery everytime. So he told the community to adopt saying they have fallen and not go into details, that is if they commit adultery, they should tell him that they have fallen as he would understand...
After some years later, ray4000 retired and travelled to china to stay there permanently, then a new pastor by name pastor sunnepa17 came from outside the town and was sworn in. Everyday people go to him and say they have fallen, pastor sunnepa17 being concerned and not knowing what was going on, called the village chief, chief fraiser and said to him, ''i think you should get the pavements fixed, people tell me that they have fallen everyday''. Chief fraiser started to laugh hysterically, knowing that fallen means adultery, he kept on laughing for a long time
the pastor sunnepa17 said '' don't laugh, YOUR WIFE FELL 7 TIMES THIS WEEK''

CHIEF FRAISER FAINTED
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HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

FUNNY PICS DOWN THERE

OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
8 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 16 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

cc
lyndalyn55
marvluv
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
1mrblitz
adewaleoroge
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
northkendal
meeddah
nurmanteasynoni
gbozy
faustychris23
genius43
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
brosjay3
bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
ninodaniel
oluwafeolami
timarh
dera25
kceewhyte
sunnepa17
cylas
qboi3000
trenlog
iamdynamite
aleora
ammc
andrea00
upsyli
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
gosjol
senesco
sheylarhh
ephyartz
hardiodun
sydneyboss
jico87
skydweller
barongmj
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THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



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FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Life is about making an impact, not making an income - KEVIN KRUSE .


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
My joy knows no bounds, i will devote all my energy and all the powers available to me to the service of Nigeria and humanity - OLUSEGUN OBASANJO .



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) With all due respect, if Jesus Christ could come to the world and be the chairman of INEC, any election he would conduct will be disputed - OLUSEGUN OBASANJO

2) Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood lives on - PATIENCE JONATHAN
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[b] SHORT JOKES:
1) TEACHER- Candicejay, assuming you were at a bus stop and boko haram throws a bomb, what will you do ?
CANDICEJAY- I will stop assuming...

2) A community pastor by name ray4000 was getting tired of hearing his congregation confess of adultery everytime. So he told the community to adopt saying they have fallen and not go into details, that is if they commit adultery, they should tell him that they have fallen as he would understand...
After some years later, ray4000 retired and travelled to china to stay there permanently, then a new pastor by name pastor sunnepa17 came from outside the town and was sworn in. Everyday people go to him and say they have fallen, pastor sunnepa17 being concerned and not knowing what was going on, called the village chief, chief fraiser and said to him, ''i think you should get the pavements fixed, people tell me that they have fallen everyday''. Chief fraiser started to laugh hysterically, knowing that fallen means adultery, he kept on laughing for a long time
the pastor sunnepa17 said '' don't laugh, YOUR WIFE FELL 7 TIMES THIS WEEK''

CHIEF FRAISER FAINTED
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okitaiji:
gosh this villageGoat no go kill me oo why you no put blocked head giftiebrown for that joke eeeh it supposed to be fraiser and giftiebrown

nice one bro

lolz, i sight you bro

Barongmj the only beautiful girl i met at the stream in adamsala village fetching water while i was going to hunt for bush meat to please my wife lyndalyn55, i wish you long life and prosperity, 5 prado jeeps, one house in banana island, five bedroom flat in aso rock, one private jet and a fine husband who is the 3rd richest man in africa,,, have fun... Today is your day

candicejay please share the gala and the boost for our guest, it is party time

mariosam:
****confirmed****


The two virgins for the sacrifice has been confirmed

#maryluv

#laramite



**********Please don't ask me how I confirm the that they are virgins

VILLAGEGOAT,i await you final confirmation before leading the virgins to the evil forest.

Lyndalyn55:
I suggest that since the maidens are no longer available it is better for us to make use with what we have....for instance, the male servants are much available so we shld make use of what we have and I believe this is for the betterment of the whole clan...I rest my case

mazi mariosam, my lolo 1 lyndalyn55, the only woman i can die for have said it all, we should make use of the male servants, maybe 1 male and 1 female would be used for the sacrifice to appease the gods, so that there can be equality, abi my fellow elders ray4000, ighrawveIG, sunnepa17, primuspares, okitaiji and fraiser is my suggestion ok? Let us hear your response, because the sacrifice would start in three market days, the gods have waited enough, before they send their heavenly mosquitoes to come and bite us...