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Harddiskng:
It’s like you have forgotten your nationality. Don’t pray. No worry, very soon you go see something.

The illustration is actually funny and quite realistic....but my point is, don't be laying emphasis on the prayer thing like we are not aware we are meant to pray. I hope you get my point.

Every time, people will come here and be asking somebody to pray. We wey apply for Job no know say we go pray? Wo! You people shu goan sidown, jare!

Iszybosco:
Stop stressing about scores. For exams like this, the usually use percentile and the time you take the test is as important as the score. If everybody within your timeframe who tools similar questions with you scored high and your score is low then you are out but if within your timeframe most people scored low then you may have hope. Those familiar with standardized tests will understand the importance of percentile. My point is don't be sad/rejoice over your scores yet. All hope is not lost and nothing is guaranteed.

NB I am not a wailer, I wrote mine at 11am and scored well above 60

Wo! Leave percentile, dakun...it's you versus your STATE PEOPLE a.k.a. VILLAGE PEOPLE

superlicious:
The questions you answer is converted to percentage.

(0/60)*(100)=0%

pride4legacy:
My answers were not recorded

Assuming you didn't answer any question, it would have been '0' on the TOTAL QUESTIONS. E b like say you answer everything oh.

Wo! We are plenty

This test be like rock. E HARD DIE

Soleye24:
yo, I am from Kwara, offa.

Omo! You dey among people wey dey follow me drag seat

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Has anyone been able to submit?

TeddyX:
It’s the same list. They just weren’t ready to release everything last month. They had to call people as soon as possible to avoid being dragged to court again. Just wait till April.

SIr, when is your next comedy show? I go like buy table

vyke2008:
I need STEM grads, 27yrs, 1st class or 2 '... There are trainee openings in the telecom industry. Send me your CV.

mail to: talk2vyke (@) gmail (dot) com

Thanks a lot for this, boss. I have just sent in my C.V.

vyke2008:
I tot you are a STEM grad. Don't worry, will hit you if something in your area crops. Just keep ya hope alive!

Oga Vyke, Edakun i'm a STEM graduate

Ladyjane5657:
Hahahahahahahaahahaaaahhahahahaahaahhahahahahahahahaahahahaaahhahahaahahahaaahhaha this ya comment don off me

Shift for me jare! We no get Apl be say we no get Apl!

Invariably we no sabi anything! North na south gbakwa oku !

Ladyjaneeee, Mother of LOMS

After a long day, I came here to receive fresh air and you people are arguing about Federal Character....leemau. If you like, argue from today to tomorrow. if APL no reach you, e no reach you All the people that got the APL did well. If you no get, goan sidown! I'm currently sitting on my seat!

CircleOfWilis:

no countdown o....EH don show me shege, ..

I envy una (GT), sometimes I wish NNPC should just do mistake give me GT APL o, I no go mind

No envy me ooh.....I no get APL

CircleOfWilis:
Bros move on o...better be surprised than depressed o

I miss your 'COUNTDOWNS'

sacx:
Some people have cram Jarus' life history for head . Jarus baba

E b baba na ........................ Oga @jarus wey go run for Kwara Guber in 2027

Teaser4:
I'm back again lol, albeit I said my previous post, go be my last post on this thread. I read some people's story here, and I feel like dropping mine too. It can only get better.

I graduated from high school in 2006(16 years old). I end staying at home for 5 years, before I gained university admission in 2011, we resumed in Jan 2012.(five months to 22nd birthday)

Can you believe I didn't learn a single skill throughout my 5 years at home. I didn't complete the computer training i enrolled for, na later I learn am lol.

I just dey hustle, i teached in a primary school for about two half years, I resigned and enter the street, with my some friends, we dey engage in some very hard sunny jobs, but the pay was good then, na so I waste my 5 years lol....

College wasn't too smooth, thanks to strike; Internal(ALUTA, my OAU folks can relate and external(ASUU). i graduated from college early 2016.(26 years old).

Unfortunately, I wasn't mobilized for NYSC that year, I had to wait for another year, it was so painful, cos age no dey my side. well this time I use am wella, to cut the long story short I finished nysc 2018(28years old).

As a street boy, I don calculate say job no be for everyone, me included so I step up my hustle and diversify. I lock up, no CV, my pali(certificate) just dey rest somewhere in my wardrobe...

So February last year, NNPC came, I calculated the age, fortunately for me I scaped through, so I decided to try.

I registered and I was shortlisted. i wrote the CBT and was invited for interview, I never saw that coming though, no be say I dull oh, but me interview lol.

The only thing wey pain me be say, the stress wey i went through, before dem give me my NECO certificate, cos e dey part of the documents wey dem request for. dos guys wey dey neco office stressed my life.

My dad followed me sef, i told him to chill say I go handle ma but he won't listen, don't mind himna so e be. I remember sometimes in 2008 wey we go Minna( Niger State) from Abeokuta (Ogun State), wey i go write Jamb, late registration issh, I no con gain admission with the jamb las las.

I left Abeokuta late that day wey i collect my neco certificate. I left around 6PM, I dey go ile-Ife. Dad told me to sleep over and go the next day, I was like I don overstay sef. I've got things to do and time no dey, na wetin make me miss oga Jarus interview be that.

I risked my life that night it wasn't funny. I had a flat tyre at Gbongan(Lagos/Ibadan expressway, around 10:30PM). Chai, my spirit almost left my body when I heard the sound, cos that place dey hot gan that time last year, robbery, kidnapping dey happen frequently.

I sha manage drive pass the thick bush, fortunately there was a fuel station nearby, dem never close, I met a road side vulcanizer, he was about leaving, I begged him to help that my journey still far, I tell am say I still dey go Ekiti lol.

i had experienced again around OUI roundabout(around 11PM), i heard another sound but not loud sha, damn another flat tyre and no more extras.

I was like damn mehn, am I gonna survive this night, to God be the glory here I am today, on top all the stress, dem no gimee job lol. I don get am for mind before say na 50/50.




I will be 30 by June, officially I can't get (GT)job in Nigeria, like I'm looking for one sef lol. na so I jejely went back to my plans, wey I don dey work on, along side waiting for nnpc.

Anytime wey i remember how the journey go be, I just dey shit for pants lol. I was hoping nnpc go safe me lol. now

The thought that, I'm gonna leave my fiancé in nigeria, and I go comot for two cold years, no dey go down well at all, no be say I like book like that but I gat no choice. Man must survive!!!!


My advice to us, be say make we no give up, and don't settle for less. You can do it if you believe, and you work towards it. it's not gonna be easy, it's gonna be hard, its gonna be very hard. You may fall into depression, you'd wanna give up, but eventually everything go fall in place. that's life....

if age no dey your side, abeg dey plan to comot the country, even if na South africa, some of their schools dey top 200(UCT) in the world.

Don't get stuck in naija, don't be a grupo lol, don't be that nigga wey dey always complain, complains like "if Eve no chop that Apple, I no go dey suffer today lol". Go and learn new ways to make money.

Lastly, don't join Amotekun!!! jk lol

We gonna be ok las las, remember say in life everybody get time wey dem go reach their destination.

Be strong!!!! always remember you're not doing this for yourself alone, you're also doing it for your unborn children, you're also doing it for the culture lol.

bobowaja, iyajelili and mitocyan, i go reach out to you guys soon. I've been extra busy since friday, I go settle down soon, I go reach out.

Jetting out of the country very soon.....

I wish all of us well in life. Never give up. be strong!!!

i hail all local men and women, i hail all APLees and us non APLees, I know its painful, but we all gonna be fine.

pS: abeg don't mind my grammar, all ye nairaland professor, i no sabi how to type grammar on NL, its not official, so I freestyle, just so you know, I slayed IELTS. so don't judge my intelligence based on my pidgin/bad grammar post.

Teaser4!!!!

Na me you use that AMOTEKUN part jibe.... ...Goodluck big man

Bankalert:
Na so NNPC do me 2:0....
Las Las life goes on... My story is for another day, time or place...

Oga Alert........you no get TF alert and APL alert. Dem run you street.......You sure say you no go change your name lydis

olasunky15:
Lol.... Time to move on bro.... Better days ahead.

Hope you re not considering Joining Amot'ekun....

I have already joined them, i am waiting for their APL now . Thanks, bigman

Bomsyrado:
Thank you all for your words of encouragement and for those who have been mean too, thank you. I actually graduated at 20 and have been back and forth for about 3-4 years with this Job thing. This was suppose to be the last bus stop but it is what it is. I’m so sorry for burdening you all with my problem for a few seconds. Have a beautiful life guys. I wish you all the best

Homeboy! I totally understand your pain. I'm happy you were confident enough to share what you are going through with people you don't even know. We all have that thing we secretly battle. If i share my life experience with you, in it, you would find a reason to be thankful. If there's anything I have learnt in life, it is: DON'T LOOK AT THE PEOPLE IN FRONT OF YOU, LOOK AT THE PEOPLE BEHIND YOU. I have people who are doing better than I am, and those that are praying to be like me. It's just the cycle of life! You see this NNPC job, I had high hopes too, but I didn't get the job. As a human being, I had every right to be sad, but I am faithful enough to know that I am not in charge of the PLANNING AND EXECUTION of my life events. All i have to make is efforts, every other thing is left for God. I urge you to pick yourself up, find that thing that makes you happy, look at the people you are doing better than and thank God. In time, i assure you that it's all going to fall in place as far as you continue to strive. لا تحزن(don't be sad)

watermelon2020:
How much is the upfront?

Oga Watermelon! Shey you got the notification....Relax till you receive the APL now. It's you that will tell us how much the upfront is. Once you find out how much it is, i wii send you my akkant number, we go share am half-half

Edakun, we that did not get APL, shey NNPC get our akkant. They should just pay us half of this UPFRONT as compensation naa

The number of 'SAUCE' i have seen on this thread ehn, throughout this year, I go only dey boil rice.

The earlier you move on from this disappointment, the better for you oooh. All this NNPC is still rolling APL dice, to me, is OKOTO MEOW MEOW KUTU KUTU SKRRRR. .....As i dey lydis, i dey drink my garri with better cold water, shuga and meek. Local man cannor die ......I didn't think much about the disappointment until I started informing my people about it. Everybody just dey sad like say person die. Na me wey something do come dey console them . That APL for add value to my life oo but as e no sup so, man go still dey well. If you are in the same canoe with me, no worry, God go paddle am.....Better things ahead............................. ehnehn...If you are planning on joining AMOTEKUN, endeavour to take a selfie with me . Na me go be the oga patapata of Offa branch in Kwara State لا تحزن(Don't be sad )

If you are waiting for second batch, you are doing yourself. .... As i am like this, I am eating Ofada rice with better meat. Man no go kill himself

ottsaraf:
I am also from Kwara and I didn't receive too. It is emotionally draining but we move!!!

My guy, we mooooove!

You people should better stop checking anything. Make e clear for una eye ooh, ehnehn

Etr3y:
Can 1050 mails be sent at once?
Let's wait till Monday

E be like you never use MailChimp before

You see that upfront, i don already reason say i go use am turn up for my mama and the fam. As APL no sup for me so, I go still move one with life. I don't like to bother myself over things i can't control. As a human being, I was disappointed but mans gats pick himself up and move on. I personally believe that they aren't sending more emails. Even if dem go release another list, na merit list be today own so . If APL no reach your side, na the same motor we dey. We go still carry on with life. All the people wey get APL, i wish una success. For me, i go still dey check the thread once in a while to catch jokes and stuff. We gather dey! Ehnehn, make i do advert small .....Abeg if you need a wordpress, SEO and web metrics analytics guru, i dey for you ooo. I be content guy too on the side. E go sup for all of us ... لا تحزن(Don't BE SAD )