₦airaland Forum

vicraven:
damn! im one of those black dots

drnairalov:
Nobody bounced Olumofin's Brothers at Toolz's wedding guys,But You can put it on front page about how they were bounced to make 2016 interesting lailablog u can lie for africa

Oh well, This time last year, I was traveling with Bae for holidayz and pre valentine experience, fun times. Today is her wedding. To another man.

jayhumble:
Thank you all for the numerous advices and suggestions. Unfortunately, my GF is not helping matters at all. Even tho I respect her privacy and person, I had to violate that due to this situation by secretly going thru her phone whatsapp messages and text messages. I read to everything and I even discovered more scary tales. The moment she noticed I was with her phone, she told me she needed to make a call and I gave it back to her only for her to delete all messages, made her call and dropped her phone back to the table. I picked it up and checked again and Viola!!! All messages abracadabra. I'm just smiling now and feeling like a Don acting like I don't know nothing... . Thanks yall... I think I can handle it all from here. Since she has decided to be a player, I'll coach her some more before silently walking away. Don't ask me how.
BTW...
Thanks all. I love all yall...
Prettythicksme lalasticlala thanks for frontpaging
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ossaisly:
Who put this kain tin for FP na? Today na Sunday o, make una no just distract me for church. Abeg!

I don't know y I took like boobs sef. Whether dem use am swear for me.

If u want to kidnap me, use boobs. [b][/b]

HungerBAD:
One time in my early teens.

My mom accused me wrongly for something i did not do, and in annoyance i said i will not eat that night. When i was called to pick my plate, i said no, and my mother without blinking an eyelid, shared my food among my younger ones.

By midnight, i had vowed never to walk away from food again in my life.

This Metuh, when it gets to his midnight and his stomach is singing WHO LET THE DOGS OUT, he will be begging the EFCC for some Agege Bread and pure water to push it down.

Common thief.

PatrickSaintz:
pass me d Red pill

ALKARULEZZ:
Air Peak

lasisi69:
Cooked sperm

eleojo23:
I think Africans/Nigerians generally are too lazy to think because logical thinking is hard work so they use religious sentiments as an excuse.
The Scriptures say that God has given the earth to the sons of men to dominate.
But we prefer to push all our responsibilities to God rather than engage our god-given resources (such as our brains) to think out solutions to problems.
All too often we call on God to come and do what he has already given us the power to do.
For instance, how is God going to come down and help us build roads?
Don't we have the money and resources to do that already? If we have not been able to construct roads despite all the available resources, it is because our house is not in order. We should simply get our acts together and do the correct thing rather than disturbing the peace of the Almighty with prayers.
At a particular time, when Moses was in doubt of his abilities, God asked him, "what do you have in your hand?"
The same way he is asking Nigerians "why do you always cry to me concerning the state of your country? What happened to all the resources I have blessed you with?"
Let us learn to use our God given resources properly first and if after using those resources properly we are still in need of help, then God will come in.

hatux:
Because not every one is gonna get married...

Gofwane:
The word marriage scares me. As at now, i don't have any plans on ever getting married.

The thought of spending my life time with a lady as my wife creeps me out. Don't get me wrong! I'm not a chronic womaniser. It's just that i can't stand all the naggings and monitoring habits of ladies.

Plus i like to be left alone in private without interferance. I can stay in my room for days without going out or wanting to talk to anyone, not because i'm angry. It makes me happy and i always get to discover solutions to certain problems. mostly, about machines. Chai, i pity my grandmum while i was with living with her. She used to have sleepless night because of me thinking i'm offended or sick. Sometimes she closes from the market very early just because she's been thinking i'm sick.

I guess all those stuffs about the zodiac and astrology are true. Because i possess all the traits of the aquarian man.

What i need is a kindhearted and mature baby mama i will treat like a goddess.

honeric01:
Very simple - calculate all the amount she has spent on you, tell her you can't marry her because of what she spent on you and how she reminds you of it. Gather the money, pay her back and move out of her life.

Very simple.

You can't eat your cake and have it.

bolajioginni:
Yes it can work on your 2gb ram
The software is called construct 2