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Op nice delicious meal you've there, I'm salivating already mehn


I actually know how to make; jollof beans/rice, stew, plantain porridge, banga stew etc... But na only soup I never make since them born me, which I know I'll perfect if taught how to.

Who's willing to put me through abeg, I'm willing to learn.

Joysticks:
was it instablog that first carried the news?

I don't know, I just saw it on their page and decide to post here.

Man caught with freshly severed human head and hand in a bag in Kwara
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The Police in Kwara have arrested a 24-year-old man, Kehinde John Moses, with a bag containing a freshly severed human head and hand.
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Moses was arrested along Ajase-Ipo road during stop and search duty.The Commissioner of Police in the state, Mohammed Bagega, made the disclosure in a statement in Ilorin on Monday.
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Bagega said that the suspect was arrested by a team of ‘Operation Harmony’ in a commercial bus. In the process of searching the bag, one man took to his heels while Moses held. According to him, the bag was searched and a freshly severed head and hands of a boy were discovered.
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The CP said that during interrogation, the suspect confessed to have killed the victim, identified as Mohammed, in Ajase Ipo with his fleeing partner for ritual purposes. He added that the suspect had took a team of investigators to where the body was dumped for purposes of recovery

Source: instablog9ja

Sometimes I'm forced to believe that this man paps codeine on a daily.

Una never serious yet

Me link me NiN to my sim lmao

Gentew:
Please where did you buy your weed? I can tell you for free that it is original... I need a parcel!!!

Send money and I'll send it to you


Payment before delivery.

A millionaire with rough foot who doesn't know the difference between cook and cooker smh

With his papa dash me slippers and itel phone camera

Tiny proud man with a surprising big head

Two men been washing each other's dirty linen in the public, meanwhile;

Kunle stole a goat, he was arrested and taken to court.
JUDGE: Gentleman, are you guilty or not guilty?
KUNLE: My Lord, I’m not guilty.
JUDGE: How come you were arrested and brought before the court for stealing a goat?
KUNLE: My Lord, I was just passing by Mr. Darlington's house and I saw a very big rope tied to a tree. I said to myself, "maybe the tree is trying to commit suicide," so I rescued the tree and took the rope home. My Lord… I swear I didn’t realise there was a goat tied to the rope until now!

God save us from the hands of our oppressors

Table his case to a babalawo for possible swearing, however, inform him before carrying out this act.

If he dares you to do your worst then meet the babalowo to swear for him and give him just 5k

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Buy good clothes
Improve your English
Build a better body either by going to the gym or working out
Once in a while use 3-5k and go to a nice restaurant alone, chop better chop with confirm meat and drink

This is what I do, you only live once.

In as much as I don't like commenting on threads like this but let me say this loud and clear.


I'm an african/igbo man. According to my/our belief, when ones dies he'll be reborn through reincarnation but the mind you had in the previous world won't be restored.

Christianity tells you that getting drunk, over eating, looking at a woman's ass lustfully, killing a thief who tries to rob your home in the course of self defence is murder and thereby anyone who does any of these shall go to hellfire for eternity and you believe it?


Hell is meant for the occult, witches and wizard, those who sold their souls to the devil for maybe; riches, wealth, popularity, fame, to become influential and the likes. I didn't sell my soul to the devil neither did I seek any help from him so why'd I go to hellfire?? I'm not understanding.


John 14:6 says; Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me.

So millions of other religious worshipers like Hinduism, bhudaism, Judaism, Islam etc will all go to hellfire because they don't believe in jesus? What of your ancestors nko?

Africa our mumu don do, adopt your original way of worship and give another man his own, then alone you shall be free.

It beats my imagination why men sometimes do this sh*t all in the name of proposing to a lady


I can't please any girl upto this level.

Obiano governor umu Chineke


Ji sie ike onye nna

We used to but after my dad passed on, then I realised how divided the extended family has been all through lowkey. They began asking my mum what she did to my dad that killed him.

We're igbos and as usual cost of burial was so high, they all claimed they don't have money. If any of them call my name again in this life na thunder go fire that person

Family kee them dere

2special:
Patani NIN will track the culprit, shebi with the introduction of the NIN there won't be crime again, so says the supporter's of this terrorist regime

Lmao which one is patani again?

Everybody dey useless this man name as they like

That of India is actually real, my cousin there told me last week they've been on lockdown.


God save them.

DesignAndBuild:
Damn. That really looks like when soldiers design someone's body with strokes of koboko.

Meanwhile what did Elon name his child Biko? Xhash abi kini?
And while on that topic, you guys should suggest a good Hebrew, Spanish or Italian name for a baby boy and girl

Gustaf/Gustavo
Viviani (male)
Augusto

Always beating around the bush, call una dangote to order una say no.

Religion has killed blackman, they're the best in what exactly?

Saudi Arabia, the home of islam has her female representatives in sports like; football, volleyball, swimming, race and others participating with their short fine looking hijabs...


But these ones are only good at sewing and wearing up and down outfits, you see them walking very slow on heavy makeups and nor be say dem sabi book o



Since this year, have you heard any of them achieve anything in the academic field or politics abroad?

I'm not hating o. Just stating the fact that beauty isn't everything today.

Unfolding:
Insecurity
No one will situate a factory in the bush now

They should then hire security to guard their properties for them.

KangaIye:
Corruption Brother

Choi

Factories like this used to be located inside thick bushes or totally deserted areas, what went wrong?

Na children full this section with their usual lies and fake stories smh

Nigerian police wen no get shame. Smh for NPF

NwaAmaikpe:



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Igbo states are the most unified in terms of languages because we speak and understand only one language; money.

Welcome back oga NwaAmaIkpe

Today you show up tomorrow you disappear lol

Hope all is well?

I'm an anambra man but there are languages you'll hear being spoken by some parts of anambra and you'll open your mouth in shock lol

You'll even swear that they're speaking another language entirely and not igbo

Same igbo but just different dialect.

OJURONGBE1:
Nothing! Absolutely, nothing feels better.
May you fulfill your days and live it in comfort.

Chop knuckle bro

Asked a girl to be my gf but she said no, that she only likes me as a friend because she already has a bf.


When she's hornny, she calls on me to turn up. Now tell me what'll be more profitable than this kinda relationship