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Neoteny:
A pear is a pear and an avocado is an avocado.

Just because a shovel looks like a spade doesn't make a shovel a spade. Let's call a spade a spade.

So you know yet you're asking.

Neoteny:
Why is avocado called "pear"?

Because it's a type of pear as well. They all look soft and butter-like but quite different.

I think Chelsea should play against our almighty falconets let's see if they'll be able to win them.

Since spurs and Leeds have proven to be headache to them

You both those unripe bananas for N400?

Nawa for you o

Blessedmercy8:
Sorry to say but you're being stubborn to the man.

Your husband can not just wake up and say those things to you. You must have done something that annoyed him to make him say such, prolly to get back at you.

Now, reason I said you're being stubborn is, you know he doesn't like your moimoi, yet you keep making it. As in... Let him do his worse. Abi na?

If you truly care and respect him, you would stop but here you are telling us you can never stop making it because your children like it. By that you're already saying he should go to hell for all you care and he too gets the message reason he chose to be careless with words too.

You claim he buys it outside. What does that tell you? Yours is prolly not as fanimorous ( sorry to say). Now, what have you done to improve your moimoi because there is moimoi and there is mai-mai **chuckles** .
My dad too hated moimoi to the extent that one day after he dropped money for food and asked what we want to prepare, we all chorused moimoi (because we children loved moimoi) and he said "moimoi gbuo gi" that is, "moimoi Kee you". There and then we knew we have tormented this man with this food. So we prepared his favorite, rice and stew.

You need to calm down for your man. You chose to marry him in the first place, so do anything that will make him happy. Coming here after how many children to say you feel ashamed of yourself for letting him sleep with you makes no sense because you too have been sleeping with him. so both of you have used each other. No biggies. Forget and move on.

Look for how to spice up your moimoi. Prepare it for only your children, (give him what he wants) let him perceive your new moimoi, he'll be the one requesting for it.

You don't have to prepare it the same day you're making other meals. You can just make the moimoi on your free days and pack in the fridge for your children so you don't get to overwork yourself.

You're truly a wise and respectful woman. May God almighty give me someone with such mindset.

yejide16u:
Truth be told. Men benefit nothing from relationships with a typical Nigerian girl.Guys, know this and know peace.Truth be told. Men benefit nothing from relationships with a typical Nigerian girl.Guys, know this and know peace....

Truth, that's how my guy was telling me about a girl he met who only specialize on asking him to buy her bread and other small chops on his way back but doesn't want to give him the coochie to eat in return, so he moved on.

She goes about telling people my guy is not caring. Lol

We've seen your new phone and it's fine, next.

I've three things to tell you op;

1. Go to a bookshop and get novels and read, novels will improve your writing skills to an extent.

2. Giving a girl money to abort a pregnancy is just like ganging up with someone to murder an innocent person and it's actually forbidden in most African traditions, this will make your ancestors not be in good terms with you, which means they won't side you when you need them most.

3. The Mr nice guy' syndrome has eaten deep into so many men today, they tolerate from women what they won't even take from their sisters and mothers at home.

You actually need to become a better man.

mespusinglez:
SO NOTHING WEY AFRICA DON CAUSE

Africa just dey one side their thing

Even the recent covid19 no affect us sef, during history records, all continents
except Africa will be said to have encountered loss lol

michlins:
don't look up.

It's a satirical representation of current issue with earth. Global warming

Yea, that's the name.

Do you think such incident could occur in our present day generation?

Hmm last last the world will end someday and somehow

New creatures will then emerge in the face of the earth.

Watched a movie where a comet that would've been avoided hit the earth due to the selfishness of man, some people took a space ship to another planet only to be eaten by some beautiful but mysterious animals over there.

That movie really defines what might happen to our dear earth, someone should remind me the movie name please.

[quote author=siofra post=115632628][/quote]How about ozo that normally wear ashewo shorts, how comes he's a simp and not wicked?

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Congratulations
Just imagine a real niggar keyboarding from Maldives

I swear that ip would be so strong

Mark Zuckerberg go confuse

Where have you been man? Try reply person nao

These are talented players, unlike upcoming Nigerian musicians and Yahoo boys who think drawing tattoo is a door opener to fame.

Serves him right

Onye noru ebe ono, ebe onoghi ana agu ya

You're in a your comfort zone yet seeking to be in another place.

Hating on black women when your sisters and mother are full Nigerian women? This is funny to me.

SaintOpzy:
My God, of all the things that could've happened to me...

I went to Tls vi yesterday for my appointment, paid for assisted service and all, and not until I got home did I remember that we didn't upload my TB test

I had the results and the copies but it wasn't on the checklist so It just skipped my mind in the stress and all...

Am I in soup or they'll send a NsF mail to that regard?

Or what do I do? I can't lose all that effort, money and time pls


dduchess90, justwise

How much were you charged for the assisted service?

Channah1:
Yes na I can cook.

What's wrong with the presentation?
Anyways, not here for any competition. so I'll present it anyhow I like.

People are trying to tell you to work on your presentation but it seems you run mouth way too much.

You want everybody to clap for you by seeing your N1,700 soup? Come on sis, everybody will always have different opinion.

I think your soup is nice, but a better camera will make it look coac-astic.

vastolord4:
He's luck.. if I was anywhere around there.. I'd pluck out his right eye and feed it to him. I wouldn't mind being charged to court for defending my brother man

So sad my brother

I'm more saddened that the bully only took advantage of a man he's stronger than and not his match.

If he had fought with with an African with strong bones, he'd have seen hell on earth.

breathcutter:
Maguire promised us that he's coming back better this season, for our sake let it not be better at committing blunders o.

Manchester United wins with a clean sheet, pin this comment!

Top bad it turned out this way

PavillionEnergy:
The vawulence on this thread is epic.

Where is that mannerless vulture Griller sef?

That one stopped shouting darling daddy after Nairalanders trolled him so bad last year, I pity him sha

She once said that guys who watch and play football will all go to hell because it's of the devil lol.

Sadio Mane building hospitals, schools, filling stations, 4g network, dashing each person dollars and treating the sick and if his villagers tune in to watch him play on bundesliga then they'll go to hell for that? Lol

In 2015, after friday prayers mallam would announce loudly with mic that if you don't vote for Buhari then you're not a true believer.

So there's nothing bad in supporting your own.

Her daughter kinda looks mean tho

Bros with all this long post abeg where crayfish you buy? Abi na food you go chop for crayfish market again?


Besides, are the mods just seeing this post today or what?

Was thinking they're talking about National basketball association mtchew

Hard work sure pays. God is good.

I won't vote apc in 2023, if you like call me left thinking Nigerian na you sabi.