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Been using my phone for 3years+ without a pouch or screen guard.

E never fall for one day, be more careful while handling your phone.

Asked her a couple of times to enter her London but she declined, however, her friends let me enter both London and New York all join.

So

Funflipper:
Be careful what you wish for. Abi you no like your good eyesight?

You mean people with blue eyes have bad eyesight?

Didn't know.

If to say I get blue eyes ehn choi

I follow them on Instagram, these guys are one of the best photographers from africa tho.

Na millionaires as you dey see them so.

Jennyclay:
Nigeria is on fire. Everything is totally wrong with Nigeria at the moment.

Please let us pray for Nigeria.

Hmm

Tinubu asking them what the hell is suping?

Tinubu not understanding if apc are doing him ojoro abi to he should decamp to another party

On judgment day

God: guyman wetin sup nao

Guyman:

I'm from anambra but I got much respect for Lagos state government.

You sanwo olu? That man sabi him work.

Naija name don cast finish like this choi

These American artistes node carry Nigeria play again o

sholamat:
I thank God say na breakfast I chop , I no dey come Nairaland dey beg for people to buy my PS4 . U wey be say if u no sell for Nairaland na hunger go kill u

You're lucky I didn't enter this thread when all these were transpiring, I for use mouth finish an animal like you.

Trying to ruin someone's reputation just like that for reasons best known to you, and tomorrow if your things begin dey spoil u gode find innocent village people to blame. Don't you know that customer feedback is everything in business just like fanbase is everything to musicians?

You didn't buy from him doesn't mean others won't, na your choice.

Will be buying a hacked ps4 slim console from Bobby like this, market isn't sampled for one man alone.

Anything but make them no touch my money o biko

Sighs

Kpekus will put you in trouble you'll never come out from in this life.

Terrence99:
Comparing bicycle to Range Rover.
After stealing Abia state blind for almost a decade, OUK is not as rich as Hushpuppi.

Whether he stole the money or not, well I just proved you wrong.

My question is: By/after killing Deborah Samuel, have you people earned that respect and peace your are seeking for?

Look how everyone now makes joke with you and your religion.

Terrence99:
All of them combined no get money reach Alakija.

Orji uzor kalu alone is richer than that woman

OptimmusPrimme:
All of them are criminals. There’s nobody from that cursed region that isn’t a criminal.

They’re very good at camouflaging the source of their wealth.

Armed Robbers, Kidnappers, Drug Peddlers, Ritualists, Baby Factory, Human Factory, Car Jacking syndicates, Cannibals, just name it.

I like the way the Malaysian & Indonesian Law Enforcement Authorities push them to their gruesome deaths from the top of high rise buildings while claiming they jumped to commit suicide.

I told them that no bastard from their cursed region will EVER rule Nigeria, they kept on attacking me like they do to everybody who tell them the factual & unblemished truth.

This is the price they pay for their intolerance, impatience, hatred & their domineering and parasitic nature.

In the 70’s, when the spate of armed robbery was skyrocketing, these cursed bastards lied that the Ghanaians were responsible, and that was why the Ghanaians were chased back to their Country.

It was not until the 90’s that we saw the true picture of what was really happening, hence the introduction & integration of burglary proof into all our buildings.

In the 80’s, nobody knew about fake & sub-standard products until these cannibalistic bastards claimed to be more industrious & commerce-driven than the British.

I am a very fair & rational being. I am not saying that other tribes & ethnicity are not complicit in these vices, but all you need to do is check the demographic ratio & frequency of these perpetrated crimes - and you’ll have your answer.

Look, I know some bastards will quote me to spew their usual nonsense that I’m hate-filled.

I do not hate you. I am merely reciprocating & reflecting the ugly image in your mirrors back to you, and unlike Jesus who preached Love & Forgiveness to his followers for their misdeeds, whatever you bring to my doorstep, you’ll get back in 100 folds.

Nobody has a monopoly of madness. You cannot plant guava and expect to harvest pineapple.

Just pray, and continue praying that, I (You can call me Sango’s Finest) does not rise to the position of absolute authority in the Southwest; I swear by Sango & my ancestors, even the rotten carcasses of your bastard Fathers & Mothers will be exhumed & thrown out of every SOUTHWESTERN CITIES and back to the cursed lands from whence you came.

I am very happy & delighted at the way iPOB, ESN & UGM are setting your region on fire, so that when the time is ripe for us to rid you rotten maggots from the Southwest, we will be waiting for those of you who would want to hide & take refuge under our umbrella that you & your cursed & inglorious ancestors have always despised.

Consider this as a friendly message.

We are patiently waiting, observing & calculating.

The seed of hatred that you have planted and watering in the hearts of my people is gradually germinating & growing into a mighty iroko tree.

You call them criminals but if they all decide to close their shops just for a day then the country will starve like never before.

These are men who didn't go into politics for one day but made their cash through pure hard work and destiny.

we are coming bro, more silent billionaires keep sprouting up from the south east.

Mark my words today, we are coming.

Reminds me of little man

This badguy don sha go far

From an Evangelist asking ladies who came for her crusade to kneel down if they've done abortion so that God will pardon and give them husbands.

To, ladies praying and singing praises in search of husbands inside church hall yesterday.

Now a slay queen falls from a skyscraper because a man who promised to wife her but suddenly dumped her and went his way.


Husband is scarce honestly yet men are everywhere looking for who to knack.

Nawa o

The Pilot asking the passenger if he can truly land a plane if it were Nigerians

Mrsoft3:
I have ps4 normal size for 120k

I prefer slim or pro

CAN is protesting while 34 terrorists lawyers showed up to defend the brainwashed murderers in court smh

I'd prefer to worship the deity in my village than become a Muslim

If God should make me a muslim in my next life then he has done the worst to me.

If you know how many people broke down while watching that video, my neighbour cried and cried until her children took her inside the day she watched it.

Okobola146:
peace be unto him

Una no just well �

noble2faith:
Past tense of see

They always pur SAW after mentioning Muhammad's name so I want to know.

Astoria:
Soap Assisted Wanking

SAW also stands for Soap And Water. (Normally used for people who smell badly.)

Lol

Please who'll tell me the meaning of SAW?