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Prettygirl200:
I have friends like that, we are 5 in number m the only one still slim up till now. We seperated when I noticed they have started getting distracted by running after Money, iphones and all, they refused to carry me along bc I was against the kind of lifestyle they were about to live. They told me that being slim won't be attractive to men, since men like chubby with huge hip bodied ladies. Na so them go buy weight gain drugs, went for butt nd hip surgery, come and See them now I can't even recognize my Den friends they are all big girls now holding the latest iphones nd all, looking prettier than me bc of maintenance. Omo this life no balance.

Hmmm, A Slim Girl right here. 😊

So Nice.. 👍

Will Meet you up in ur Area in Warri,one of these Days. 😎

Imagine APC then, Threatening a Sitting President/Govt.

Has Peter Obi/LP ever threatened or Disrespected Buhari B4? 😒

This APC Party is VERY Useless and Satanic in Acts and conducts.

More Grace to HE Peter Obi. 😎😊

helinues:
Falz would eventually learn in a bitter way.

That's for sure

See this Guy.

You think Falz is an 'online Parrot' or Cowardly like you? 😏

Highest your USELESS APC party will do is to Incancerate him,
just like fela in the Past.

Nothing Else. 🤷

Useless, Evil APC party.

Threatening a Sitting President with Parrallel Govt. 😏

Useless, Satanic party that take delights in Spewing LIES, PROPAGANDA, THREATS. 😕

Not with an APC/Tinubu Govt. 🙄

Divoc19:
Family planning.
I bet you, young girls have taken over family planning programs from married women.
Yes.
I have spill

Young single Ladies of 21,22 yrs doing Family planning..

Can you Expantiate plz? 🤔

SpatialKing:
Imagine if it were Atiku that was declared winner of 2023 and immediately after collecting return certificates jets out of the country to another country like Dubai to chill..
By noise they will generate eh

APC supporters are just bunch of hypocrites

My Bro,

They would have Criticized him to Death. 😕

APC is such a Terrible, USELESS party.

Only a knock @his Zip, U gauged his Size. 🤨

OP, you are a Dicck sampler. 👍

Lolss..

Let her just obey the Boyfriend.

Next time, Either she uses OMO, white soda soap or she Simply wears back her Dirty pant.

DaddyCash:
Sperm methinks. And the pepper-soup that comes before the sperm.

Yeah, Catfish and Barbecue stuffs.

Na Wa. I really like Slim Girls though. 😒

He (Buhari of CPC then) said 'Dogs and Baboons will SOAK IN BLOOD if PDP rigs the Presidential Election.

Around that Election, 7 or 8 NYSC members were Killed cold-bloodedly.

How come Nothing was done to Bubu then?

But APC (Buhari's Party) are Barking like Dogs over Datti's comments and some are Supporting them.

Is it that Some Politicians from Specific Regions have MORE POLITICAL RIGHTS than others? 🤔

Or What Exactly? 🤨

Lolss, nobody will blame IPOB on this one.

Hausa Boys don show them Shege! 😄

Useless Lagos Policemen and their Agbero Brothers!

You will see a Pretty SLIM Nigerian Girl in February,
By July or August of dat same year, she is already FAT. 😕

I met one a Slim Girl last November. She is Young, cool and around 22,23 yrs and I was somehow thinking Marriage.

Only for me to meet her Today evening in my Street market, FAT and has even Developed some POT BELLY. 🤦

So What's wrong with our Naija Ladies?

Can't the Slim Ones Maintain that stature for 2,3 years @Least?

Must they get FAT?
Is it Excess intake of Food or Sperms that is the Issue, here? Or What? 🤔

OneCandleAway:
Buhari got 25% in FCT

Oga go school you say no.
1999-2007 obansajo got 25% in FCT,
2007-2010 Yar'adua got 25% in FCT,
2010-2015 Goodluck got 25% FCT,
2015-2019 BUHARI got 25% in FCT,
2015-2023 BUHARI got another 25% in FCT,
2023% election BOLA TINUBU didn't get 25% in FCT. has the Constitution changed on TINUBU?

Tell these APC DingBATS.

Why will a 'Popular' Presidential candidate FAIL WOEFULLY in Abuja, made of Nigerians of all Tribes?

Tinubu= A WAEC Student that fails English language and Literature, (while passing other subjects)
But UNILAG admits him to Study LAW.

OP, I understand ur Feelings about ur Colleagues viewing ur Activities on Facebook.

BUT

It is RUDE for you to keep them on Pending.

ACCEPT their Friend Request!.

Everything about APC is LIES/WICKEDNESS and DEFENDING RUBBISH.

I wonder the kind of Brains and Hearts Their Supporters have. 😕

That's what he is.

A Drug Lord and PATHOLOGICAL LIAR.

I hope Mynd44 will NOT Close this Thread. 😏

Like Yaradua and Muhammadu Buhari, A Sick man can NOT rule Nigeria, without Passing Away in Office.

Shettima or Peter Obi is Taking over very soon. 🙂

johnbuck81:
you cannot win the 36 state and not have up to 25 % in Abuja.

Like a WAEC Student that scores A1 in Eight Subjects but F9 in MATHS.! 😕

No matter how poor the person is in Mathematics, He/She should get@least a D.

Killbillz:
Uncomfortable because of what.. lol guy they are all the same. The number of good girls in church isn't because of the particular church. It's just because they're good and they're very few like we have in the society at large. Stop deceiving ur selves

Owk..

But if u attend a Catholic Church,there is dis MORALITY conciousness.
They always remind you of your SINS.

unlike some Churches
That can tell you 'the Grace of God is sufficient for all Sinners'. 😄

socialmediaman:
nlfpmod lalasticlala dominique

See you hoping for FP. 😏

Mynd44 will CLOSE OR DELETE this thread very soon.

Like he did Mine, earlierbtoday.

Anything Exposing the Lies/Hypocrisy/Wickedness of APC is not welcome. 🙁

CharleyBright:
Very plain and simple.
Same way JAMB says any 3 subjects and English.
Meaning whatever subject you choose, you must include English as one of the subjects you will be writing in Jamb.

25% in 24 states and the FCT simply means 25% in the FCT is compulsory.
Based on this, Tinubu should NOT have won or be declared winner.

But unfortunately, the Electoral Tribunal know the truth, but they would accept Tinubu's bribe and pass judgement otherwise.
Then for sure the criminal bunch in NASS will later try to amend that aspect of the constitution to remove the FCT clause knowing that Abuja residents are opposition and will always vote against the govt.

The most useless and corrupt arm of govt in Nigeria is the Judiciary.
Lawyers and Judges are making a real mess of the Judicial system.

Wow, kudos. 👍

I understand ur JAMB Analysis, even more than the OP's own.

Honestly, a Strong Presidential candidate in Nigeria should not perform so WOEFULLY in a place like FCT (and Lagos).

Like a Prime Minister candidate in UK having LOW Support from Pple in London. 😒

Hear your Papa, Hear your Mama- by Mike Okri.

Well OP, quite correct.

because of all Christian denominations, Catholics is the one that instills MORALITY/GUILT OF SIN on members.🙂

Some other Denominations, A Girl can Fcvk her BF on Saturday Night
and she will Freely lead Praises/Worship on Sunday morning.🤨

But if a Catholic Fcvks on Saturday Night, on Sunday Morning Mass, he/she is usually UNCOMFORTABLE in church.

Davido is GONE FOR GOOD, musically. 😒

He Depended heavily on his Producers Speroach, Baby Fresh and Shizzi to make Good songs.

He can NOT make Great songs Since those Guys are not with him Again!