₦airaland Forum

Zandena:
To hell with your stupid Visa! Who the Visa help? Is it Visa to heaven or Visa to British hell of a country that kills humanity and divinity by spreading ungodly society of gays and lesbians.
God punish your dirty ass Britain!
If you support them then check your brain for possible inferiority complex. They colonised your forefathers and wants to colonize you too?! You are a disappointment to humanity.
Imagine Nigerian envoy delving into internal affairs of UK! Wouldn't he/she have been sent parking!

See ur Foolish Rants.

Do you know How many Nigerians are currently,Hustling for UK VISA? 😏

Ur Sick/Demented Tinubu, Why didn't he Get Treatment in Nigeria, and Ran to a European Country?

Is that not Colonial Mentality, you re Yapping About?😕

Secondary School For me.

Particularly in JSS3. We were Young,Carefree and preparing for Junior WAEC.

But University too was Cool Too.
Going for Night Reading (called Awoko in DELSU).
U will see Boys and Girls who used dier 'Preeks and Towtow' as Reading TOOLS alongside their Books. 😎😄😄

Evil APC has seen that their Druggie President will be KICKED OUT very soon.

So, they are Trying to Arouse Yorubas to War.

ObiDients has NOT gone on Street protest, like they Expected.
Otherwise, they would have said IGBOS are the PROTESTERS and want to Attack Tinubu.

Zonefree:
Iyaebe, your madness don reach where our Pope dey? No be Nigerian men dey worry you now? Thunder go soon faya you, be careful.

Bro, are you really Zonefree? 🤔

U supposed know say This OP, Siofra is DIFFERENT from Iyaebe na.

Swagger Pope..😊

He for wear Dark shades and TimbaLand shoes to complete am. 😎

APC/Tinubu NL zombies will be Squeezing their Worwor Faces@dis news.

Peter Obi is NOT a Man of Grudges. 😊
Even after Soludo attacked him, he still Wishes him well.

Only EVIL-MINDED persons or ENEMY OF PROGRESS fellows hates Obi.

Great Achievement. 🙂

And we have Tinubu/APC zombies, who are 40yrs+ BUT
Still fooling themselves on NL shouting IGBO, IPOB Everytime.

Jokerman:
But Cr7 was skillful and also won best player with playing in the EPL

When he won EPL best (2007/08), he was NO LONGER Skilful. 😕

Cristiano Ronaldo was skilful in ONLY 2 seasons.
In 2003/2004 and 2004/2005.

After dat, He was not that Skilful Again. He focussed on Goals.

Unlike GOAT Lionel Messi who still DRIBBLES 2,3 PLAYERS even@35. 😎

Eriokanmi:
Okocha really liked money. He's stingy too..kanu remains Nigeria's soccer GOAT

Kanu can NEVER be compared to Okocha in anything Football.

Kanu played 6 African Nations Cup without a Single Goal!

His Goals Return throughout his Stay@Arsenal is Remarkably Poor!

Okocha is more Highly Regarded in Africa than him. Diouf, Eto'o and even George Weah dey Respect Okocha like Madt! 😎

bizhop01:
Imagine world class player with good form moving from top club like PSG to shit hold club in England, When village people whisper to your ears

See you o. 😏

PSG was NOT a top club then. They were NOT even known in UCL, then.

There were just like AS Monaco, presently. 😐

DeJoeee:
Still can't believe that Okocha is trophyless

He won AFCON 1994 trophy, plz.

+Olympics Gold medal, which Ronaldihno does NOT have. 😊

Dcaliphate:
They will bring ipob into this just watch, i don dey tire for Nairaland

Lolss..😀😀

But Okocha Supports Tinubu. Same with Kanu Nkwankwo.

So our Nairaland Urchins, will not call IPOB here.

Acidosis:
Are you kidding? 100k in two months and you're complaining? Guy! 😃

Lols..

Everyone has their Spending Pattern na.

Was having a Serious Political Argument with my Pal from Akwa-Ibom state Today.
Dude claimed that IBB had (Craw craw) Rashes in his Yanch around 1989 or 1990. 🙆

Dat It was a Herbalist from their Village that was sent to Treat IBB! 😐

I now Remembered a Street Remix of Jingle Bells song, Popular in my Neighborhood when we were Kids.

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle all the Way
Babangida Open Yansh, Everybody Laugh..🤔🤨

So the DID BABANGIDA EVER HAVE CRAWCRAW IN HIS YANSH?
How can a President of Nigeria have such?

Nairaland Oldies, Drop ur Comments.

You say a Man is Useless.

But

Wake up in the Morning, Dress up and Walk to his House to Greet him. 😕

It means You are simply MAD!

So OP,HighChief, you are the USELESS one, here. (No offence)

Hmmm, OP. dis ur Story Sha.

E be like 'Deeper Life Preaching'. 😄😄

mykealpha:
Mine was 6 years. I mistakingly played a CD to cure my boredom at home and saw the horror of my life that changed my life.
I saw a very big schlong then the next thing a woman was suck**g it helplessly. I shouted in shock and disgust.

Hahahaha.. 😄

But are you still Shouting, with Disgust now? 🤔

koladata:
this tomato analyses no go bro, i spent 3mins trying to relate then i dropped it

Lolss, e tire you, abi?

As a Guy, If you are NOT dat Financially Strong and u Rush into Marriage,
(Particularly in this Buhari/APC Administration currently),
Na BITTERLEAF and BITTERKOLA Analysis go end am o. 😕😄😄😄

datola:
Remember, you are not God.

God does NOT support Rigging/Stealing of Votes! 😕

Tinubu will END UP like Ex Gov Osariemmen Osunbor of Edo state in 2007.

All I can say is Tinubu will NOT last more than 3months in that seat.

By Sept, October this 2023, he will CEASE to be President.

Oscarhakx:
17 to 23. This sets of girls mostly come with less luggage, less body count, more agreeable, more feminine. for me, at that moment she's in her prime as a woman

Kai, how you Guys deceive urself.

That's the Age where Girls are MOSTLY SEXUALLY ACTIVE, now in Nigeria.

From 18-25yrs, They do Runs, Hook-ups, Have Multiple BF's, etc.
Go to Universities, Polytechnics, or Instagram, and see Girls of that Age-Range, Displaying and Trading P*ssy. 😒

Age Range is NOT a determinant, in Finding a Decent GF or wife!

IyaebeTheGreat:
Are you married?

NO! 🙂

But ALL my Friends, Are!.
And my Biological Brothers Are Too!

And You, you Married? 😏

JASONjnr:
Marriage is more than responsibilities...


Marriage is far from how you view and understand it.

Responsibilities is just a task. Marriage is a command from God.


I didn't understand marriage untill I planted a tomato at the backyard and I was always going every morning to observe and check for changes an watering it.

My friend thought it was all about watering it. But in real sense, it used to bring joy to me seeing that I was able to grow something and it was wonderful...

Need I say that I was stocking alot of it on the fridge and dashed some out? Later I also included pepper to the family and with eggs at home, I was always sure of a good breakfast....

The beautiful seeds the produced.

I can see You are speaking from ur PERSONAL perspective. 😒

But Generally Speaking, Married Guys/Men without strong Financial (Esp in Nigeria) are NOT happy@All.
All their little earned Income, goes into Family Upkeep/BILLS. :
No Savings/Financial Plans for the Next 5 or 10years!

This is the Point of the OP. 🤨

Kudos, OP. 👍👍

Particularly in Nigeria now, Where INFLATION is biting harder.

Any Guy that Enters Marriage, without sorting Out himself Financially, will SUFFER ehn.

Nothing Wrong, under normal conditions.

But our Naija Women of Today have HIGH LIBIDOES. 😒
They now Fcvk more than Men.

Elijah commanding FIRE from heaven! 😎👏

But DIDN'T our own African god,Sango command Fire too? 🤔

Like Reno Omokri, our nairaland Mor0ns will be Saved from the Spirit of Idiocy and delusion too! 🙂

When I hear them claiming Peter Obi/LP rigged SE results in the Presidential Election,
I always wonder if their Heads are correct..

How can Labour Party that does NOT control
*Nigerian Army
*Police
*INEC officials.
*House of Assembly
*Or HAVE THUGS
Rig an Election? 😏

OP, is LIES allowed on ur Thread? 🤔

alanto:
Lol but obi got 95% of votes from Igboland

U guys LIE SHAMELESSLY to yourself. Una nor get Shame?

Peter Obi was voted for Heavily in Edo, Delta, Plateau, Nassarawa, Lagos, Cross Rivers,etc..😎

Are these Pple IGBOS? 😏

VERY true, OP.

They thought OBidients would go on a Nationwide Protest, but Smart Peter Obi told us NOT to.

Now, they are Trying to push Ethnic Agenda by Saying Yorubas should Defend/go to War against Non-supporters ofTinubu!

APC is a Very USELESS, FOOLISH party. 😕

habsydiamond:
please enlighten me.. how is shredded and burn the same thing tori olorun.

But, both means DESTROYED! 🤷

See Great Men and Women of Substance, devoid of Corruption baggage.

If Sanwo-Olu does his 5th Anniversary, MC Oluomo and Hundreds of Mushin THUGS will Fill up the Event Center! 😕