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My Neighbour who is an Offshore worker did his Introduction to his Fiancee last year, November.

But since January 1st or 2nd this Year, He has NOT been @home! 😏

He Left this Beautiful, Innocent-looking and Fair complexioned Girl all by herself in the Apartment

Now, I see some Area Guymen Chyking her once in awhile!

She is clearly LONELY and May fall for Any of these SweetTalkers!
I am thinking of meeting her in Evenings to Chat and have some Fun times with Her.

SHOULD I GO AHEAD?
Or I Should comot my Legs from High Tension.

Nplfmod.

John 8: 32.

Tell him that Nigeria has been Messed up for 8 years by an Evil Party called APC and that same Party is presenting a Caricature Old Man again for Election.

Dat's Why!

OP,
sit down in a Quiet place and think deeply about ur Capabilities!🤔
Then think of how you can Raise money from them.🙂

God did NOT create anyone without a Talent/Gift!

Most of Naija Youth are too LAZY or too engaged in FRIVOLITIES!

Will Give out the 89Million ASAP!

This Life when we dey see so, Big pass Money!

Hehehe..

Football Betting is NOT anybody's Mate!

I Tell pple dat Football Betting is like Predicting Rain to Fall on a Particular Day!

*If you Bet that it will, It Might NOT.
*If you Bet it will NOT, It Will now fall Heavily.

OP,

What's ur Problem?

Boredom, Depression or Excess Sex starvation aka Konji? 🤔

Prettygirl200:
None abeg NL men are useless, all of them!!!

Are there ONLY men in Nairaland?

Don't we Have Ladies Here?

Siminialaye20:
This message is definitely not for me.. I no fit leave brothel for now.. maybe I fit shun am later.. patronizing sex workers is one of the things that has helped me tackle PMO in my life.

What's PMO?🤔

lazynairalander1:
"...using actors to make examples of unintelligent persons"

Obidients ooo😂🤣🤣😂 come and carry una L.

They did NOT specifically refer to Peter Obi.

Either U didn't Learn English Language well in Sec.sch
OR U No get Sense.

TheNiceGuy:
Sensational headline.

He met ongoing protest about fuel hike and new currency swap at ilesha

Helinius, u don't Tired of supporting Wickedness

Hell Rufai, is Short.

His Brains are Short, too.

Where is Boogeyman, the Ashawo King to come Counter this OP? 😏😒

Sheistoopretty:
Dere is nothing special about Nairaland Men, they are bunch of lowlives

I barely read dere comments, it always reeks of stvpidity and gross foolishness

If they are not talking about sex sex sex, den the miser*ble Redpillers are creating threads to post thrash

Nairaland Men are just us*less to be honest

But you crave their Attention.

Even ur Username is made to Attract Guys here.

Just have GOTV and 2 Litres fuel for ur Small Gen.

This F Gender will Force Angel Gabriel to Blow the Trumpet, soon.

This is suppose be a Vawulence Thread. 🤔

Wetin dey Occur?

Where is Zonefree?

BOTH!

I do NOT bother much about Size.

I Accept Any Fresh Boobs and Yanch!

Hmmm, Didn't the Students pay Tuition fees

Lashist:
This tinubu fit still dey run 4rounds o...na strong man he be o 🤣🤣

Who dash Monkey Banana?!

The Way Tinubu uses Two hands to hold Water bottle,
Na so him go dey Hold him Pricck if he wants to Fcvk!

Some Nairalanders here have Solid Reputation.

Some pple do NOT even Bother to Read their Comment before Liking it. 🤔

STATE URS:

Mine is
*Prince of Lagos
*Zonefree
*Angelfrost
*Eriokammni
*Boogeyman
And few others.

OP, I have made 2 threads on this.

All the Femi Falana, Wole Soyinka, CharleyBoy, etc..and other 'Defenders' of Democracy are NOWHERE to be found currently.

OP,

See the way ur Nairaland Babe, Candidlady just finish you..

She doesn't have Respekt diz days oo.

Good Advice, OP.

The Female Bankers should be Very Extra careful .
because the day Angry/Frustrated Nigerians, will invade Banks, Kpekuses will be Invaded too!

Waiting for Boogeyman to come tell us if Ashawo Price don go down..

This OP ehn.

Just admit that the Lady has Big Breasts or Yanch
and your Pricck is already telling ur Brain sth.

Buhari Endorsement or Not, Tinubu has already FAILED WOEFULLY.

All his Expected Northern votes will be Given to PETER OBI.

Also, He should Apologize to Deltans for STEALING AND BORROWING for 8 years.

brain54:
You go like trouble o…👀

Lols..

It's GrapeVine info o, Word on the Street those Days.

Dat if a Guy (Particularly a Rich one) visits an Itsekiri lady and she enter Kitchen, come cook 4 him,
Dat d Guy don go oooo.

OP,

It's our incoming First Lady (Inshallah), that you are calling a MILF

U better focus on ur Oloshos B4 Amadioha visits your restless Gbola!

Samantha123:
Why are you angry? Did I do something wrong to you

I mean last time we had a chat, you sounded cool and calm.

What happened

Hahaha..

Ur Attack on Mike Bamiloye was Personal. Calling him Hypocrite.

He is Actually Right!

Not a Religious Guy,
BUT Married pple like RMD should NOT be Pressing Breasts and yanch in movies.

OP,

If your Pricck is Konjified badly, and her Towtow is facing same predicament, you can Go back ooo.