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Candidlady:
Is your monicker suppose to be funny


Na to dey avoid this platform Small small

The Way you are going Hard on pple since Yesterday, What's happening?

When dem tell una Not to Carry Nairaland matter for Head, Una nor go Hear!

Kai!

See how a 40 Something Year old is Dressed in dat First Picx! :

Some of our Celebrities are so Vain and Empty! This Noble Igwe is not Bright at all.

When She dresses seductively, uses Excessive make up, Iphone
and is a Lazy, lowkey Pros.titute always looking for Free Money!

SmellySperm:
Mr zazu

Zazu is a comedian?

Or some of the recent Craze he displays online can be classified as comedy?

OP..

It's like that!

It's said there is Always a Person You will Truly Love and the Feelings will NEVER Die no matter What.

But, You HAVE TO MOVE ON! Don't be Stuck in the Past!

This is one Reason why some Guys and Ladies married very Late! They Couldn't get over a particular girlfriend/boyfriend for Donkey years!

Uzomacharles:
Liars don dey full this thread

Particularly From Page 2!

SmellySperm:
Omor na me be ref for their fight

OK

Who Murder who Pass unto the Insults?

Like for CandidLady, Share for Truvelisback..

There are some Multiple Award Winning Comedians that Hardly Crack the Ribs of some Persons! They don't Just Tick in the Person's Humour Box!

Was Surprised when One guy was Arguing dat Akpororo is a Terrible comedian!
Dat he uses 'Gidigidi' to Crack Jokes!

My Boss does not Like Broda Shaggi and Says he is NOT Funny@all.

Even 'Spiff' of THE Johnsons who has won AMVCA is said to be Dry by some Peeps!


SO WHO'S THAT POPULAR COMEDIAN THAT YOU FIND TALENTLESS, DRY OR BORING?

Mine is BOVI. I Just Don't Find him Funny that Much! Most of his Jokes are too basic or mostly thin-veiled insults to others!

SO READERS, WHAT'S YOURS?

Lalasticlala
Mynd44..
And the other Mods, Please Send to FP! Let's use it to 'Hold body' for the Weekend.
Thanks!

Tinyemeka:
I actually thought about this Wednesday 5th January, when CNN announced that the Powerball jackpot prize of $630m had been won.

I went home and fantasized about what I would do if I happened to be the winner. Better to be prepared, than to be caught off-guard, right?

I decided that I would collect the winnings as a lump sum anonymously, set aside $50,000 emergency funds in an account I can access in the event of an emergency, then proceed on a 1 year Sabbatical journey to a monastery in Asia, where I would master the habit of self-discipline.

The lump sum would be deposited in equal parts among the top 10 best-performing US fund managers of 2021. My reasoning being that if they can generate at least a 15% gain on investment anually, then that would be more than enough for me and my family to live an unencumbered life without any financial worries. Thailand and Southeast Asia generally, would be my destination, as those places would give you the fine things of life, without being outrageously expensive.

I could let the funds be managed ad infinitum and set up endowments for my children and their children.

I just pray that my training on self-discipline would hold true.

Jeez!

See Analysis!

I Doff my heart for you, Sir!

tonididdy:
Omo Gabon players are so fresh.... Seriously.

Can Super Eagles defeat dem?

They are a Tough side o!

The Gabon Players are damn Energetic!
See d way Ghana is struggling to cope with dier High Intensity football.

Super Eagles should NOT underrate any Team Pls!
We should not allow dat Egypt Win to get into our Heads!

OP..

Hunger dey the country nah!

What do expect from our Naija Babes?

Despite All dier Forming, many are Broke and desperate to befriend any Guy with small Cash!

BigYash:
Not all girls can stand it o... No go kill person daughter o.. Some will just fall yakata.. You go come have to go carry her go bath ,carry come put for bed,she go sleep like new born baby.. Most especially those fat ones..

Lolsss..

Funny thread and funny comments!

You are Correct!

Some Babes CANNOT withstand Hard, Aggressive Fcvking!
After d Act, you will be Nursing dem like New born Baby or Hospital Patients.

blowjohn:
I go slap people for road, then give them 30k each for the slap.
Then order my barber not to barb anyone for 3 days. He will be in the salon but will tell all customers that he's been paid to come to work but not to barb for 3 days.
I will beckon On any pretty gal I see with a bundle of cash.

Lol..

In this Buhari administration, Many would Quickly grab such offer o!
Even for N2K!

deavicky:
Na that 9 O'clock new I for want u to suspend am permanently.

So Nigerians will be watching Naming Ceremony everyday?

Tallesty1:
Buy like 1 million naira worth of Suya first

Lolsss, Ur Jaws will Suffer Sha!

OkikiOluwa1:
Did CR7 steal your gf or fuc ked your wife?
You v nothing good for him at anytime

Leave Slawormiir Alone!

Dat's how Obembet and Other Man Utd Fans Hate on Messi Always!

boscho:
Olodo so how many tappings and penalty e don get this season sir ?

You are Actually the OLODO!

He has scored Penalties against Norwich and Arsenal.
The goal he scored against the gunners can be described as a Tap in!

Dis Country ehn!

Even Masquerade wants to Bam bam and chill with the Big boys..

Masquerade wants to Rock woman Yanch!

Kriss216:
All of them, my brother.

Lolsss...

This is Mosdii's Gospel you are preaching Indirectly!

Kriss216:
Just avoid Nigerian girls.

Some or All of dem?

helinues:
Even that stumbled self na effort. If the person sit in one place and be expecting the money to just appear, na jonzing be that.

Even before politicians go steal billions Dem go contest first

Before armed robber would go and Rob bank, they must prepare by getting necessary weapons

I don't really think that overnight fortune exist self, there must be some kind of effort, it could even be good deed.

How about a person who Suddenly becomes a Beneficiary of a Huge Family Inheritance?

Just like Chris Rock in the old American movie 'Bad Company'..

Donbabafx1:
Let the vawulence begins

It will start when Brother Kingcalls Steps in..

Lol..

Baba Ronaldo has Spoken!

But Really, Ronaldo has never played Europa League football for like 17years or so, so I understand him!

The Thing is dat with dis Statement, make Man Utd nor use Wayo come Steal Arsenal 4th position oo!

helinues:
Lazy man thinking.

You want to become a billionaire overnight without doing anything.

Joseph, wake up it's dawn

Lolsss..
But
This has 1% Chance of happening in a Man's Life!

Besides I believe you must have heard of some persons who stumbled upon Wealth!

Datboredberry:
They were never... I don't think there's a dozen romantic Nigerian men out there

Don't blame Men or Ladies!

Nigeria as a Country is so messed up Economically..

Pple are pursuing Money, Struggling to Make a better Future and can't think of those Western Romantic Shenanigans..

ILoveDemMANNA:
Isn't thus funny?

As dem MANNA don tell una for few times on this forum.
If you meet the youngest one at dem MANNA, Na yes ma, yes sir u go dey shout upandan in their presence.
You will never even be able to look dem in the eyes.

Social media nuisances everywhere......


See dem....

Hahaha!

I thought You will call ur Police on him as Usual..

He went on Leave ?

HenryDion:
"no boy in this nigeria between the age of 20 to 28 driving a car of 5 to 7 million made the money via legit means"

You spoiled your beautiful epistle with this lame assertion. A common mistake made by poverTEA key holders.

Ogbeni, Stop this ur Arguments!

The OP is very Correct!

How Many 27,28 Year old in Nigeria can have LEGIT BUSINESS that will see him Buying a Car of N5Million?

Meaning the Person should have up to 200 million in his/her Acc.
What kind of Business is the Person into?

Apart from Entertainers like David, Maryokun, Rema or Footballers like Kelechi Iheanacho,Ndidi, etc..
No 27 Year old Nigerian Boy can just be buying Cars every now and then.

Omicron007:



I would buy Nairaland.

I would make my personal griller and be paying him Taaty-Kay every month.

Lolsss...

With the Hyperinflation in Nigeria nw, you suppose increase him Salary nah!

Kingsteve:
In a nutshell...

1. I will change so many people's lives.
To them, I'll be a mini god.

2. I can have whatever I want...anything, I mean absolutely anything money can buy.

3. No matter how minimalistic my dressing, I'd always look dapper.
A head turner!

4. Top notch chilling in the most exotic locations on earth.

No Crazy Stuffs, bro?

Just Seated in a Barbing Salon and Listened to Magnito's song ft Patoranking 'If I get Money ehn'..

That he will Employ Mikel Obi, Would make Nicki Minaj his Side Chick and make his Landlord to State the Prize of his House in one word!

The Hilarious Song got me Thinking. If I Got Three Digits Billions or even Trillions, What are some Crazy things I would do..

*I Will Employ Gen Tukur Buratai as my Bodyguard.
*Will Pay Reno Omokri to become my House Boy!
*I Will Propose marriage to Genevieve and if she says Yes, will divorce her After 3 weeks!
*I Will Pay NTA to suspend their 9 O Clock news and Air my Son's naming ceremony Live!
*Will Pay Tiwa Savage to be his Nanny/my PA..


Lolsss..
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