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benqo01:
Never feel sorry for women. Why? Behind every 25+ girl crying about men, there's a mountain of broken hearts from guys she played with, cheated on, rejected, friend-zoned, used for free dinners and ignored.

Well said, OP!

Polynek:
Thanks 4 ur encouragement
But are u a M or F?

What a Question!

Definitely Male!

OP, Polynek and New Tan, Kudos to you Guys!

Though one of you might Relapse (Praying doesn't Happen though), Don't Give up!

Take it as a Normal stuff and Rise up again!

Liverpool without these 2 Players is like having Rice without Stew and Meat!..

Meanwhile, this is why Smart Pep Guardolia does not want a Star Player/Striker!

The day the player is out, the Team struggles!

MrGerald:
Benitez calling is not coaching, maybe farming, because he has something in common with the Pole in Aso rock... Failure

Neither you are a SMALL Boy or You just want to make a funny comment.

Benitez that won La Liga and Uefa Cup with Valencia in 2004.
Won Champions league with Liverpool in 2005!..
Reached Champions league Final in 2007.
Won Europa League with Chelsea in 2013!
And so on..

And you are Yarning this Opata?

Angelfrost:
This man should just stick to low cadre club management... He no longer belongs to the elite league!

No top ten club in any top league should ever think of giving him a job again!

Everton sef get serious issues! E fit be jazz sef!!!
No manager has done well since Martinez left! They should go and beg Moyes to return!

Same way United need to beg or force Fergie back to coaching them!!!

Just Like Tottenham hotspurs since Pochettino left!
Even Antonio Conte will NOT make dat Top 4. I wonder what took him to Spurs!

timefarm:
Hmm.
Ever since he left liverpool for Real Madrid, he has been a shadow of himself.

I hope he picks up one day.

From Liverpool to Inter Milan, bro!

He replaced Mourihno!

Hmmm..

This DatboredBerry Babe can Argue Lengthy Arguments Sha!
Even up to 10 pages!

Na wa!

Jazzman01:
Exactly. And to make matters worse, he allowed Chelsea to beat him for the 3rd consecutive time. Bayern, Madrid and PSG are all on fire this season and it will take something special to stop them.

Those Teams are NOT so good!

Madrid Hardly scores more than 1 or 2 Goals in their Matches.
PSG is good but sometimes Mbappe show selfishness in dier play (Doesn't want Messi to take the glory).
Bayern Munich defense is VERY weak!

If Man City Gets their Acts Together, they will Thrash these 3 Teams!

Even Liverpool will Thrash Bayern Munich and PSG, but probably not Real Madrid!

Datboredberry:
As long as black men are still nuisances, contributing nothing and being lynched by the superior White men, I'm clool.

There's a difference between men and BLACK men... The latter are the leaders of Africa, the ritualists, the kidnappers, drug pusher, traffickers, fraudsters...

When men come out, BLACK men should hide their faces in shame...

Lolsss..

You seem to be Enjoying dis GbasGbos!

But don't complain later that Nairaland is a Toxic Place o!

Waiting for Iyaebe, DatboredBerry, Candidlady and Co to come Tackle this OP..

It's like there will be Vawulence in this Thread!

nesgeeek:
I think man u board need to apologise to ole for sacking him. I don't really see much improvement in the squad after appointing Ranick. Man United players are too lazy.

You see am now, right?

When I was telling Man Utd Fans that PLAYER SELFISHNESS and not Ole is dier problem, they were arguing..

Were Looking for a Scapegoat!..

Don27tiky:
what tinkering are you talking about. Do you think tuchel is a very good coach. Lukaku complained about his tactics. How can you arrange a team such that when your striker gets the ball their is no team mates close, he is too defensive and scared of city. Winning the champions league was a fluke. He doesn’t have it tactically as a coach

Lolsss.. Chelsea Fans dey Para!

But Seriously, It's like Tuchel is NOT a League winning Coach!
It's like He is a Cup competition coach! Some coaches are like this!

You will see that He will do well in the FA cup and UCL!

OP..

So to you, Who is a Feminist?

KingOfBoyz1:
Abeg forget that thing.. Anyone that doesn't laff at a comedy deserves to be stoned to death. Don't compare comedy with music. Don't!!!

Lolsss...

It's like dem use Comedy money to Train you in school..

posty56:
omo e tire me ok, no more fight, oh well, time to take my leave it was fun while it lasted.

Getting slightly confused here..Too Many Stories posted here..

She quarelled with Truvelisback today?

Or it's Kriss216..

Candidlady:
Who quarrel help ?

Wait, Now I remembered...

It is Kriss216 you were Quarelling with, right?

Or this Truvelisback join too?

Truvelisback:
Na my mouth u dey fine abi.

Maybe we should Go and ask the Guy who made the Shrek Description.

BABYharder:
Shrek animation just happened in this thread.
If you don't gerrit forgerit


Make I reserve my HML comment

Hmmm.. Ok

But
Does this mean CandidLady is pretty while Truvelisback resembles Mr Ib.....

Wait!

CandidLady and Truvelisback has reconciled?

KillIgbohoN0W:
Get a dild0 bigger than your dick and masticate it with lubricant.

When you are digging her hard and she's screaming shove the dild0 into her asshole. Women were designed to cum violently from anal but they always pretend over here. She will cum like a busted Iragbiji borehole and soak your bedsheets.


If she leaves your house that day, come back here and call me a bastard.

Jeez! This Guy, u brutal o!

Try dis Sh*t on some Babes, dem go Shit for your body!

Lolsss..

It's like this OP is Correct oo!

because dis constant bending Yanch Pose by Naija Babes, what is the Motive? What are they telling us?

Jerewise332:
Well it’s quite unfortunate Shaa!

But in my perspective,is it really necessary?

Those comedians some of you guys mentioned they’re making their money whether they’re funny or not besides what you don’t like others likes it especially broda shaggi I do watched his clips most often when he cracks jokes I used to see people laughed.

Whether they’re talentless, the fact is that,they’re making their money bayi and making names.

If a Large number of Persons find a comedian or an Entertainer Dry,
his Luck will eventually run out! E.g. Teju BabyFace or even FunnyBone!

Candidlady:
Is your monicker suppose to be funny


Na to dey avoid this platform Small small

The Way you are going Hard on pple since Yesterday, What's happening?

When dem tell una Not to Carry Nairaland matter for Head, Una nor go Hear!

Kai!

See how a 40 Something Year old is Dressed in dat First Picx! :

Some of our Celebrities are so Vain and Empty! This Noble Igwe is not Bright at all.

When She dresses seductively, uses Excessive make up, Iphone
and is a Lazy, lowkey Pros.titute always looking for Free Money!

SmellySperm:
Mr zazu

Zazu is a comedian?

Or some of the recent Craze he displays online can be classified as comedy?

OP..

It's like that!

It's said there is Always a Person You will Truly Love and the Feelings will NEVER Die no matter What.

But, You HAVE TO MOVE ON! Don't be Stuck in the Past!

This is one Reason why some Guys and Ladies married very Late! They Couldn't get over a particular girlfriend/boyfriend for Donkey years!

Uzomacharles:
Liars don dey full this thread

Particularly From Page 2!

SmellySperm:
Omor na me be ref for their fight

OK

Who Murder who Pass unto the Insults?

Like for CandidLady, Share for Truvelisback..