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Lolssss...

This Pumpumking is a Very funny clown.

Which one is Londoner from London?

Sonnobax15:

Very good piece of advice....

If you venture ask her,just know say na only carry your two hands go put for lion mouth . And we all know how vampiric lions are

Lols, which one is Vampiric lions again?

So Senator Shehu Sani don turn Reno Omokri because of Nigerian ladies now?

Its like Naija Girls are one of our Nation's burning issues that needs proper addressing.

After
Buhari
Tinubu
and
Northern Bandits!

She said My head was too Big!

Meanwhile nah Big Belle and Ozemgbe Head man be her Husband now!

Starz825:
How can this kind of show flop...
This show isn't Totally an entertainment one if you ask me...it's educative and illuminating...the competition among contestants during the fast finger session is thrilling...
This show will always be interesting

Bro, The Possibility is There!

Times have Changed. Yahoo Boys and Runs Girls have made Everyone Money concious!

Nigerians just Pretend to love Educative Stuffs and in Reality, they love Sex or Celebrity related issues!

Even here in Nairaland, How many educative topics crosses Page 2?
But Post 'My Boss Wife wants me to Fcvk her' and see it get to 10 Pages on FP.

Pretence and Hypocrisy too dey our body!

Teymanhenry:
Spot betting is legal. You don't defraud anyone by predicting a match. We predict the outcome( risk factor n profits) of any business we tend to invest into. For me, I dont think it is a sin

Betting can NEVER be a Sin!

Life itself is Gambling.

If you are Dating a Secondary sch Girl and decide to Wait for her and marry her after University!

It is no Different from an Over 4.5 Odds football Bet!

danot1030:
Am not supporting Yahoo boys but the greatest scam is being perpetrated by the pastors on the pulpits. David Ibiyemo and the rest are worse scammers than the Yahoo boys

How do you compare Pastors and Yahoo Boys?

Pastors simply cash in on the Over religiousity of Africans! They NEVER forced any member to give!

While Yahoo Boys are mostly Evil fraudsters! Many of them will not cross 40 years age mark.

Jerryherd:




Everything Yahoo

Yahoo this, Yahoo that

Some Pastors tell lies , cheat and manipulate the Bible to get money, some even do fetish rituals

Some Business men, tell lies , cheat do rituals to make profit

All Politicians tell lies, cheat, manipulate elections to loot and steal

Teachers cheating and offering NECO and WAEC runs and special centre would also blame Yahoo




.

Shut up and stop defending Yahoo boys!

Like Runs Girls, Yahoo Boys have added Diabolical Acts to their Trade!
Many have sold their souls to the Devil. They visit all sorts of Babalawos and Evil Prophets!

You cannot compare them to Teachers who do WAEC Runs or Lecturers who sell grades!

So nobody has mentioned Towtow?

Wow, Its like Nigeria don dey Better!

Xilsbridalhouse:
He is, check his new thread.

Lolsss..
Dont assume just like that.
I am very, cool, righteous Guy.

ArcSEMPECJ:
To neutralize all her secret plans, let the married dude buy gifts for all in your office including her......and you too, share it in the open as well

As for you OP, that is looking for rewards,. This Valentine's result will be announced in March after menstrual cycle of February from ladies....

Congrats in advance....

Nice one Sir!

All gifts should be displayed.

That way, the different Intention of All the Guys will be revealed through the Kind of Gift bought!

GeneralOjukwu:
Give her a gift of a rod + 2 balls and then check the circumference of her.....

Indomie generation might not understand.

Lols..

See Lai Mohammed Analysis!

Qatar2022:
Simple but a nice question, op please answer him

Do Men ask for Valentine Gifts? Do Men ask for Urgent 2K or 5K?
That said, I am not the Married Guy in Question! Read the Post well.

OP
Even Without Sex and Child bearing, we still need the Female Folks around us.

The softness of their bodies and Speech, Vainness, and competition towards other ladies is Nice and Funny sometimes!

But Generally speaking, They are quite a Handful.
If you dont like Headaches and heartaches, limit your relationship with them.

Bobloco:
There is no problem with getting her some gifts. It could be just an innocent request from her afterall it is the season of love. But the problem is your thoughts as can be highlighted in the bolded

I am not in the Person in Question, Sir!

I am Still Single! Still Observing the ladies in my Corner..

helinues:
There is nothing wrong but it depends on what you buy and the amount you spend for the gifts.

Nice one, Mr Helinues!

A Small Gift From him won't hurt nobody.

But for a Single Guy like me, A Sweet Reward for me after i buy her the Gifts should not be a bad idea!.

Abi?

It has to be MUNA OBIEKWE..
Followed him as a young actor who made his Debut in 'Not Man Enough' Ft Genevieve and Emeka Ike.

Also MATT ALKALI of Halita Series pained me Like Hell. Dude was so Humble and Cool in the Series!
Was terribly sad when i saw his death news!

Well,OP. one Babe i was Pursuing those Days saved my name as 'Big Head'. She revealed this to me after we broke up over Kpomor issues!
One once saved my number as 'Promise and Fail'.
Lolss.

In my Workplace this Evening, One Fine, female Worker started to accost the Guys as we were Leaving.

She was Holding our hands and shoulders, saying Next week Monday is Valentine oo. That we must Buy her Gift, no matter how small.

After her Insistence, my Pal who is Married now Promised to get her Something small.

Me too, Also Promised to Buy her a Gift because who knows 'She might Reward the Givers later'. Lolssss...

BUT SERIOUSLY, IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG FOR A MARRIED GUY TO GIVE A LADY FRIEND OR COLLEAGUE VALENTINE GIFT?

That I can be Very Terrible even though I talk and Type cool.

A big YES, OP.

If a Girl has a Male Bestie and Boyfriend, She will always compare Both Guys conciously or subconciously.

Its only a matter of Time before she will pouring out her Heart, desires and Life goals to the Male Bestie once BF is out of reach.

It will not take long before she Falls for him and If he is a Bad Guy, he would bang her sooner enough.

NO!

The Pains will Always be There to Hurt the Person who was cheated on!

For the Guy, he Will always have Thoughts of how the Other Nigga banged his babe's Pussy!

While for the Lady, she will feel Betrayed and will always have Temptations to do a Revenge Cheating!

Lol, OP.
So Its a Porn Topic you came up with Today?

Just Asking.
Who's your Favourite Male and Female IndecentStar?

That They should continue to Pursue Yahoo Boys because of IPhone, Designers Tops and Fancy Slippers!

Very soon, Mosdii's short but Legendary Quote will come to Pass in This Nigeria!

yanabasee:
There's no woman that can't hold conversation..... Women that love gossiping and sidetalk....

I had a lady who wasn't really free gisting with me .. She was always quiet and love staring at me.....

One day I began to ask her about her friends and I began to gossip one with her .. Then I will allow her to finish all the gist on that girl and move to another girl... and to her mother and father and brothers.... From that day henceforth, the girl was very free telling me things about her .. We became gist paddy

Hehehehe, see dis dude!


This ur Instance is Just an Exception.

Or maybe the Babe does not have a Man in her Life at present!

Once She gets a Guy Fckking her well or Giving her Money constantly, She will start to snob you like Sh*t!

Its like you do not know much about Nigerian Girls!

No Way, OP.

Without good conversations with a Lady, no Romantic feelings can be developed b/w you two!

Even to have Sex, ur Dicck fit nor Rise!

realestate99:
North Africans and south Americans (excluding Brazil )have mastered the dark arts of football, Nigeria always have problems with countries in those categories.

This is the point i was Harping on about Alex Iwobi and his Red card, earlier on!

A Home bred North African or South American Player will NEVER get even a yellow card for that Tackle.

He would roll on the Floor, pretend and even Cry to the Referee to claim he is innocent!

Very cunning people! Reminds me of Eddie Guerrerro in WWE those days!

Arsenate:
Must be absolute nightmare to referee a game involving north africans. Holy fuckkk they pretty much whine about every call from the ref.

That is North Africans for you!

Very cunning, desperate and full in tricks when playing Football.
Even in the days of Esperance, Ismaili and Zamalek playing Enyimba FC of Aba, it was like dat.

Another desperado and trickery group of players are South americans. Chile, Paraguay, Uruguay, Colombia, etc.

Samylekey:
Lol Ref initially gave a yellow card. He overturned the yellow and gave a red after consulting VAR.

Shey make Iwobi shout for referee after checking VAR?

That is what i am Saying.

There is a Way he would have protested the Ref would not even give him a Card!

Players like Hjoberg of Tottenham, Casemiro, Rodri of Man City will commit that same foul and escape being sent off.

Iwobi's body language was not good.

9182736455O1999:
you guys are still blaming Okoye.

is it still Okoye that is supposed to score goal for Nigeria?

He contributed to our exit by being unable to Parry dat shot from the Tunisian player!

Plus his flirting with our desperado Naija babes on Social media.