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OP
*Slim body
*Slightly fair
*Fairly, nice cook
*Good conversationist.
*Body count of 2 or 3@most. (Since virgin babe nor dey Nigeria again)

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omale88:
Is she on her period? It could be a factor, stinky poop also happens when people don't go use the restroom ASAP eg holding in the poop for 30 min to 1hr before going, dehydration also causes serious Stinky poop.fact is if you are sexually compatible to people their farts, poop and sweats won't smell enough to get you very offended.

Hmm, owk, gud points. But aren't there pple who just have it naturally in dem?

mytime24:
My phone c'nt zoom

You want to look at towtow this early saturday morning?

RunzMAN:
How many seeds of bitter kola?

Only 2.

SmellySperm:
Lols I wonder

Some lucky peeps got nice, reasonable Poo smell.

But this Babe own is damn Suffocating!!

I Wonder wetin she dey chop.

rickpat:
get a air freshener na... everything go be topic sef...is poo suppose to scent like a Gucci or Prada perfume?

It is like you have not seen Air freshner-Defying Shit smell?

The Fine Babe I have been Asking to come and Help me do Something finally visited.
She is so pretty, slim and Curvy and i was happy.
Only for her to use the convenience and Destroy the ambience and coziness of the apartment with her Odoriferous and extremely naseauting Shit Odour!

My small apartment now smells like those Government primary school toilets.

But i couldnt help Imagine what if i were her Husband. because i have not encountered such a lady b4!

So Peeps, Have you had a Brother, Ex Girlfriend or Boyfriend with a very Smelling Shit Odour?

HOW DID YOU COPE?

Lalasticlala, help this Post! Thanks.

In a cool club, Rihanna's unfaithful, Rehab or one man down would do. But for Gangster club where Oloshos are moving around, will go with 50 Cent's love-vendor, disco inferno,etc or correct congolese Makossa!

Very correct, OP. Many here do not know d meaning. Simp comes from Simpleton which means a low IQ Person.

Has to be Simi. Then Omah lay. But d DJ must play Wizkid 2013-2016 gbedu songs back to back for one hr at least!

OP. Just chill, ok? D Way we have mumu men, dats how we have Mumu ladies. Dont u know how some girls dey mumu once dey see a Rich guy or handsome male celebrity.?

Darkseidxx:
A friend or ur doker??

lols.

OP. Just chill. Just try to get a Girl dat u suspect has a tight pussy. B4 fvcking, lubricate her with anointing oil. Take bitterkola and gulder and bang her, she will moan wella.

Kai. Our talented Blessing okagbare don turn Marion jones!

From my small knowledge as a catholic, dier names n data are taken to d Diocese and dey re given jobs in any available firm around d state.

Selfish Ronaldo to mentor dis team? A Ronaldo that is not liked by Rashford, Sancho, Greenwood, etc.?

Beebah2000:
Okay. But, marriage is not for everybody na

Hmmm, you want to form woke, abi? Even Datboredberry dey shoot her shot at one Guy dat said he likes dark skinned babes today. U better act fast and hook a brother here b4 20sth go turn 30sth. At least, you can try Pumpumking d Londoner from London!

Where is Datboredberry, candidlady, Iyaebe and other Kelekele ladies on nairaland? Make una take dis advice o. Like better phone charger, Husbands dey scarce everyday. If u like, dey dia dey argue!

vivaciousvivi:
After posting his picture in the post, which name should she add again?

Thank you brotherly. U see Tonto fans ehn, Pain and bitterness has eaten deep into their hearts. Dey re even crying more d bereaved.

cococandy:
I’m not a tonto fan

That being said, this girl lacks social skills because there’s such a thing as reading the room. And she’s clearly not reading the room.

Too much. Too soon.
She would chill and wait until there’s no tension between her and the mom before calling another woman’s child (who doesn’t talk to her) son.
Also knowing that she’s part of the reason why the first marriage crashed whether factually or not.

Common sense is not common

Wait till when? Is it after 2 or 3 weeks u send a person his or her birthday wish? Wat she did is being courteous and nice since the boy is her husband's first son. Sentiments, hate and bitterness has blinded Tonto supporters. EvenTonto would not see any wrong in this and fight back as some clowns want. If she does, then she is truly a Fool and Terrible person!

cococandy:
This girl must be lacking common sense. Smh

Marrying that man was a bad look regardless of whether tonto’s initial accusations were false or not. But now calling him #son.
Smh. You can care about your stepson without without doing this.

It is actually ur comment dat lack common sense. King Andre can be called her son, since he and Rosy's son both came Churchill's loins. All u Toto dickhead fans that she has transferred bitterness to, i SMH For u guys.

PrimadonnaO:
If Tonto and Rosy haven't kissed and made up, then her post is pretentious.

She wants Tonto to be incensed. She's trying to play the "good girl, no hard feelings" card for the public.

She didn't have to post his photo on her timeline to prove she's wishing him well, if she isn't in good terms with the child's mother.

Most of you Tonto dikeh are really terrible. So because Rosy has a tiff with Tonto, it should be extended to a young boy? U guys think everyone has a dark and bitter heart like ur tonto dickhead, right?

Skyscraper. (Was tall) Oganigwe. (big bobby) Yancher. (liked babes). While during my NYSC, Was called corper Edward cos of my big head. But some students called me Swagga uncle. Lol.

Gbaja should shut up and stop telling childish lies!

Wonderboy01:
wat are u saying na

Dat i am not the type to fvck for money sake. I believe its females that are inclined to use their private parts to make wealth, NOT men.

OP, I will not Bleep a b*tch for money. With consistency and grace for 5-10 years, you cam make dat amount!

YinkaOlusesi16:
because they are broke & hungry, imagine a girl finishing 250 bread + 200 beans in one sit. U can see the level of their hungriness.

Lols.

Dis Datboredberry like talk sha. Jeez!

Healthrelatedjo:
The lady that spoke Chinese is my current girlfriend,and she's just 18years old,and has no link or connection with anybody from China.

One of my female students who is also 18 learnt how to speak korean just from watching doz korean fine boy series. There is nothing like speaking in tongue, bro. It is a terrible, crazy invention from those over excited pentecostals of the 80's. Oshoffa, Babalola, blessed tansi, etc never did it.

OP, dats the poverty speaking nah. When she is taking beans and garri for many years, she would want Fried turkey and vanilla ice cream for a change. We say guys re broke but na Our naija babes nai even broke pass.

Healthrelatedjo:
Easy bro
I Sabi person wey dey speak pure Chinese whenever she's in the spirit
E get one Yoruba woman wey dey speak fluent hausa whenever she's in the spirit
E get one wey dey speak like arabians whenever she's in the spirit.
There's this thread on nl where the op said an uneducated old man in the north spoke English fluently when he encountered the holy Spirit.

That yoruba woman already knew how to speak hausa b4. Same as the person who spoke chinese. The OP is correct. Speaking in tongues is hogwash and a big Christian error. The early Catholics, Anglicans, celestial and methodist christians in Nigeria never did it. It is pentecostals that introduced this nonsense!

OP, You re right. Speaking in tongues is a christian aberration. Peter and d other apostles in d upper room actually spoke in foreign languages e.g. A Nigerian suddenly speaking Spanish during prayer session. Not the linbrosketelebo tongues. It is Nigerian pentecostals as led by Bishop Idahosa in the 80's that kickstarted this terrible christian anomaly.