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All diz Kind news nai Make Sapphire Aka Future is Female Dey Yab us so....

I See that the OP is Bored dis Afternoon..
I See him Watching Blue films Later on..
I See him Looking for Olosho in d evening..
I See the Olosho Charging N5000, Based on Buhari Inflation..
I see OP quickly resorting to Vaseline to Massage his Prickk!..

This I have seen
Signed: Deputy Falseprophet1..

See d Way Saga and Nini Bodygum eachother..
And She says she has a Boyfriend, abi?


Meanwhile, Vote for General Pere!
Use ur Gotv/DStv App and Vote For the Intelligent and Nice Dude!

Thanks!

Lolsss..

If it were to be one of my Guys, this Isn't an Issue..
Dat Guy's Restless Dicck Can Neutralize any Vagina issues oo..

Just Tell him Plainly You re Not Interested!

donbachi:
No 20 friends played together for 20years.

Dats A Lie!
Some Guy's Maintain 20,30 Years Friendship! Guys/Men know how to Maintain Friendships!

Unlike Women..
Someone said Women DO NOT have Childhood Friends..

Is dis True?

unite4real:
its the game. We are not just used to such here

the English football championship league promotion is an example

The top 2 teams gains automatic promotion to the Premier League.

The teams on the 3rd, 4th, 5th and 6th position then play out for the last promotion slot to the premier league. Looking at this, is it fair to the team on the 3rd position?

But again, its the rule of the game and the owners determine the rule.

Good Analysis From You!

But
The Twist came too Sudden! And the Gap Pere Gave Angel is Quite Much!

So Unfair Not to Get him Straight into the Finals

gabazin080:
I planned to save 100thousand
And so far,by thed grace of God it's remaining 100thousand for it to be complete���

Lolsss.. .

@Least, Me I Better Pass You!

I Have saved 2K..

And one of my Babes just Texted me on Whatsapp dat She needs a Favour!

Timoleon:
Are you related to false prophet? You have seen falsely.

Lolsss..
Don't Worry..
Next Year is Not Far..
He go Choke You!

This Onuachu Guy Reminds me of Victor Agali, d Headmaster of those 2001 Days.!

Good that our Super Eagles Strikers are Banging Goals..
I See Nigeria Winning The World Cup in Qatar 2022!
This I have seen..

AlmonDeLemon:
Those dudes seem badly broken. Maybe they have a complex nature of inferiority talking girls up. I feel for them

Lol, No..
I Don't really Think so.. Particularly for Mosdii..
He is probably, just Catching cruise..

I Hate Sex..

This Nengi Girl is just too Classy and Sensible!!
Knows How to Dress to Every Occasion..

If it's a Govt function, She always goes Corporate,
If it's a Hard Party, She goes Rugged/Exposed..

Thats how Right-thinking pple behave..

See What Biafran Citizen dey do for Nigeria!

AlmonDeLemon:
This table wey u dey shake so

Lolss..
It's like you re a RedPill Disciple ooo...
Those Guys are the Redpillers GrandMasters oo!

Lolss..
Very Creative and Innovative Topic..

Sonnobax-Talkative
MannaVultureGriller-AssLicker
Angelfrost- English Professor
Righteousness2- HolyHoly..
Slawormiir- YahooLord..
Onyi- Potential Husband Snatcher..
Beebah2000- Wahala, pretentious Girl..
SmellySperm- PussyHunter..
GidRedpiller- A Guy wen Girl don Show Shege..
Mosdii- He pay School fees for Girl and was Dumped!
Falseprophet1- Was probably Driven away from Seminary or Theological School..

More to come..

frowland:
Then go and build your own social media site or an app. Don’t tell the owner how to run his business.

Ignore Those FOOLS and their Likes!! I Hardly Reply Dem..

Living ur Life and Trying to Dictate how Others Should Live diers..
Wanting to Dictate to others What Programmes Dey should watch on TV..

Ahmed Lawan d Puppet Would b Sad Now..

Same as MannaVultureGriller aka Julbrin Pickin ..

Bantu10:
The way we abuse words here.

It cant be ghastly if someone didn't die.

Mr Man, No Way!
Ghastly Car Accident doesn't mean People Must Die!

Na Too Twists Kill dis Year Big Brother!! Changing the Game up and Down, Trying to play normal Nasty Nigerian Politics!

However, Vote Pere For the 90Million!

LordVoldermort:
That's a stupid reason to give but the girl in the pix looks used sha

How do you Identify a Used Woman? because her Hair is rough or What?
Una Matter dey tire Person@times!

Ninejaywon:
It is when you see live hairy pussy and your penis don't stand that is when you would know the extent of the damage.

I don't think It's Masturbation dat causes that Dicck Won't Stand Issue..

It is caused by Low Attraction to the Female.. Maybe the Girl is Ugly, Boring and came only for Food..

If the Female in Question is a Wild, Nasty Girl with Big Boobs and Big Yanch, Dicck go Stand Gidigba!

Vintage94:
5&6

Very Funny Meme..Nigerians and Towtow are like 5 n 6..
Oya Take dis Beans for Dinner!

dannyrhymes600:
The whole just tire me thing
When I hear them say, "he used and dump me" I always wonder if they were lifeless during intercourse.
To the best of my knowledge, the guys are even the ones being used

As in Ehn..

After making Guys take Tramadol, Dey Spread dier legs, enjoy d Diccking while Twisting dier Waists.

Tomorrow.. They start claiming 'he was using me'

zubimete:
i swear nairaland na fun, i don laugh tire lol. Include internation @ d girl she's nt ready yet. My hubby does narrate df stories for me during bed time like mid nite tales. I like d dif stories

Small small Laff o..

Unknown31:
dont stop masturbating.
Masturbating is very good for health and finance. Dont believe any other thing others will say.

I have been masturbating for years and I have been saving our 70% of the salary months because I dont need to waste money on useless nigeria girls. My health is very good and dont get sick at all.

Eyaaah!
I Pity you!
You think you are Wise, but It's d Opposite! A case of Pennywise, Pounds Foolish..

Masturbation stresses out and Drains the Victims, because you always OverDo it! Many Do it 5x or 3x Daily!
It is Not like normal sex with a Girlfriend, where you guys do it once or Twice a Week or Month.

Better Quit, ok?

OP
Boys Normally start Masturbation @about 18, 19 Years of age..
How come your own is 34 Years?

Did ur Girlfriend Dump you or Wat?
Or you have been Masturbating for 10years and Decided to Remove the 0..

To the Issue!
*Avoid Pornography.
*Sell your Android phone and use Torchlite..
*Stop Watching MtvBase, Soundcity, etc..
*Stop Fantasizing about Girls..
*Get a Girlfriend ASAP, even if She's UGLY..
*Then Read ur Bible..
With all Diz, You Will Quit under 2 Years!

Johnnoo:

Hmmm...Very Funny.. Abeokuta SpiderMan!! ...
Take dis Yams go make Correct PepperSoup!

willyo:

This one na Sonnobax Favourite Meme ooo .. Doesn't Joke with it all..

Kingcalls:
Men are natural hinters...its instinctive, this is what women don't understand....I dont know y they just wanna compete with men and challenge God

Hinters?

Or Hunters, you Mean?

If It's Hunting, Women are Far Better dan Men,@Least based on Results..They have better 'Tools' for the job..

N50,000 Dat a Guy will use a Month to Gather..
Babe will use 2Days to Get it!

Eric, d Indomie Boy!!

Congrats to you..

MufasaLion:


So this man will come out tomorrow and start chanting "The youth is the future". Imagine this old man occupying SUG post.

Lolss..
Nah the Lady be SUG President oo..

The Man is the Rector!! His Packed Hair and Trimmed size nai dey Cause the Confusion probably..

LordVoldermort:
Is Pele not black?

It's Not About Being Black, really..

It's About Disrespect/Disdain for our National Products or Anything Nigerian/African!..
because Okocha dances and Advertises Betking, He is Clownish?..

But even in UK, Football Betting is a Big Sustainer of dier Economy!!
Even Skysports Promotes Betting!